Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

November 19, 2009 @ 19:45:20
believing Jigga would retire after volume 2
November 19, 2009 @ 20:15:47
My mama said, ma-mama said that she invented electricity and that B-Ben Franklin is the Devil! OUUUUUUUUHHHUUUU!

November 19, 2009 @ 20:40:43
My cousins made me believe I was adopted =/

And every idiot in this neighborhood thought Japan had Playstation 5 and Final Fantasy XIX, just because Japan gets a few things before us

i lol'd pretty bad, around here japan was all the rage on dem playgrounds, kids would be like "JAPAN HAS N128"
November 19, 2009 @ 20:47:18
When I was a kid I used to think that when it rained it meant that god was taking a shower.
November 19, 2009 @ 21:09:16
i used to think candy corn was supposed to actually taste like corn and i didn't like them because they didn't.

i used to think my mom was white. (she's from guam)
November 19, 2009 @ 21:21:58
fuckin' fruit gushers.

November 19, 2009 @ 21:45:50
i believed in god
November 19, 2009 @ 22:39:33
November 19, 2009 @ 23:33:01
i used to believe the fence in my backyard was electrified as per the scene in Jurassic Park when the light would switch from red to green when it was safe to touch. My friend and I always used to say "No Lights" before climbing it
November 19, 2009 @ 23:43:53
November 19, 2009 @ 23:52:20
that human being was "human bean"
November 20, 2009 @ 00:17:22
babies came out of bellybuttons.
Monsters came out of the toilets when I flushed.
Bloody Mary.
November 20, 2009 @ 00:20:27
my dad used to tell me that avocados were dinosaur eggs, and i believed him.
November 20, 2009 @ 02:11:26
am I the only one who thought BACK-GROUND was BACK-ROUND?! I thought this for the longest time.


November 20, 2009 @ 02:12:53
That my pee came from my balls.
November 20, 2009 @ 02:52:38
i used to believe wrestling was real
November 20, 2009 @ 09:08:41
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.

This shit had me in tears LMAO...

November 20, 2009 @ 09:18:41
I remember my cousin telling me that if I ate a seed it would grow inside and kill me smh

I believed it for so looooong!

this is actually true, very, very, very unlikely to happen, but true.


November 20, 2009 @ 18:16:34
that human being was "human bean"

November 20, 2009 @ 18:56:39
That my pee came from my balls.

co fuckin sign.
thought this for hella long.
November 20, 2009 @ 19:05:55
same but with Bloody Mary

biggie smalls 5x
November 20, 2009 @ 20:15:29
if i swallowed my gum, it would take 7 years to get rid of

hahaha I agree with the swallowing gum bit!
November 20, 2009 @ 21:35:55
i beleived...
-if i had $100 bill i could buy everything in toys r us
-me and jamal were being followed by an undercover agent
-power rangers were real and only fought crime in china and thas why inever saw em

Not with a bang but a whimper

November 20, 2009 @ 21:45:36
I saw my dad sniffin cocaine n he told me it was astronaut's food n I did believe him.. I was 6 btw.
November 20, 2009 @ 21:53:24
That atoms/protons/neutrons is a very small universe living in earth.
November 20, 2009 @ 22:01:34
I tought their where little people in the radio.
November 20, 2009 @ 22:18:45
My sister tricked me into thinking a certain food was actually slugs. Maybe that's why i hate slugs..
i never believed in santa claus actually. i lived in an apartment when i was little, and i questioned the fact that we didnt have a chimney for him to come in, and that hed have to break in. i was one smart fucker. i also believed a 'guardian angel' was with me at all times, but hey it might be true tongueface. *not trolling* i also believed black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. some other dumb things probably too
November 20, 2009 @ 22:41:28
I thought when you pressed the buttons on street corners to cross the street it turned cars off so you could walk.

i lol'd so damn hard

November 20, 2009 @ 23:27:34
i thought my life was secretly a tv show
November 21, 2009 @ 02:45:58
I thought if you didn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend it would categorize you as a virgin.
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