I Just Told My Mother I'm Atheist

October 05, 2009 @ 12:32:18 PM
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You Know On Truelife Where The Kids Come Out Of The Closet And The Parents Are Buggin On Them, Like, We Raised Yo Different, How Did This Happed? That Just Happnd To Me

She' Went On By Proving my Point on Why I'm Like This Talking About Im Going To Hell Because I Said Fuck Jesus And Judging Me, Which I Beleive That Christians Arent Suppose To Judge People. After I Told Her I'm Satans Son, She Hung Up. She Called Me Back Saying Im Not Going TO HEaven, I Told Her That It's Not Possible To Go Somewhere You Don't Beleive In. She Text Me Not To Call Her Again. SWAG.
October 05, 2009 @ 12:34:11 PM
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October 05, 2009 @ 12:35:11 PM
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I was thinking of something, but then i forgot.
October 05, 2009 @ 12:38:19 PM
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cool story bro.

lol nah, that sucks actually
October 05, 2009 @ 12:57:43 PM
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in all seriousness... the over-capitalization of all those words made that painful to read smh
October 05, 2009 @ 13:26:12 PM
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just ask yourself, wwkkd?
October 05, 2009 @ 13:31:07 PM
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October 05, 2009 @ 14:13:58 PM
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in all seriousness... the over-capitalization of all those words made that painful to read smh
October 05, 2009 @ 14:16:22 PM
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Did you do it like a surprise? She would have taken it better.
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October 05, 2009 @ 17:33:41 PM
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October 05, 2009 @ 18:28:32 PM
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Well, since no one in here is gonna be on topic, I will.

You should watch Religulous. Documentary by dude Bill Maher. Shit's hilarity how he contradicts everything in the bible, everything about religion, fakeness of religious figures, etc. I watch that shit every day and it really puts into perspective how much bullshit religion is.

I'm not an atheist myself, I don't classify myself as anything. All I know is that I don't know and I leave it at that. I don't know if there's a god or if Jesus was real or if I should believe some Bible written by some dude named King James that isn't LeBron. idk shit about the quran or whatever jews do or any bullshit in between. I just live in the "I don't know" cuz I'd rather be free than live sheltered where people say "if you don't do this, you're going to burn for the rest of your life, but if you do, you're gonna be in a happy place so fuck your free will and join us" all religious people are hypocrites.

I can go on for days, but fuck it, i'm falling on deaf ears...or blind eyes, whichever you guys prefer. but props to you on telling your moms that. I can't tell my mom that i don't believe in religion cuz I'm 18 and black, i'd get kicked the FUCK out.
October 05, 2009 @ 18:33:09 PM
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im glad my parents are religious zealouts or i'd be fucked
October 05, 2009 @ 18:41:09 PM
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you could have at least done this without saying you were "satans son"
that just makes you sound ridiculous
October 05, 2009 @ 18:53:37 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
cool story bro.

lol no one cares actually


Fixed.
October 05, 2009 @ 19:09:34 PM
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My parents respected my choice.
October 05, 2009 @ 19:35:23 PM
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you could have at least done this without saying you were "satans son"
that just makes you sound ridiculous


word, I'd take it on myself to murder satan's son
October 05, 2009 @ 20:06:59 PM
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What's satan? Do you guys mean Santa?
October 05, 2009 @ 20:09:22 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
What's satan? Do you guys mean Santa?


satan is like a red fabric right? i think jews make condoms from it or something
October 05, 2009 @ 20:14:24 PM
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as long as you swaggin, fuck it.
October 05, 2009 @ 20:57:03 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
satan is like a red fabric right? i think jews make condoms from it or something


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October 05, 2009 @ 23:03:42 PM
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religon fucked up my chances of being normal

Not with a bang but a whimper

October 06, 2009 @ 00:17:39 AM
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now go tell your mother you're black, too.

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October 06, 2009 @ 14:32:35 PM
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October 26, 2012 @ 15:20:06 PM
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in all seriousness... the over-capitalization of all those words made that painful to read smh

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October 26, 2012 @ 15:59:25 PM
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in all seriousness... the over-capitalization of all those words made that painful to read smh

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October 26, 2012 @ 16:03:36 PM
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in all seriousness... the over-capitalization of all those words made that painful to read smh

LAWD

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October 26, 2012 @ 19:55:52 PM
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LAWD

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