Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
funniest shit I've heard allll day! haha
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hit em with a question to start a conversation. Then use your common sense.
"Hey, are those pretzels good? I always wanted one but i wasn't sure."
Then she'll be like "yea" and "wanna try it?" If she's nice.
I find the ones with the lowest self esteem, let them know how ugly they are, and tell them I'm the best they can ever hope to get.
"Girl, yo blackness be turnin' my white ass on."
^The only line I've ever needed.
roofies.
9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot
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asking her if she has a man is not only a bad move but its irrelevant information.
everything you have said here is golden, these kids is on some wack gay level shit, not that real shit on how women work.
first u gotta get the guts to talk to a girl (approach)
u can show intrest or not doesnt matter too much
be chill, relaxed, non reactive, non needy, giving value
maybe make her qualify herself
get the number or escalate shit from here and makeout or something (at clubs)
first u gotta get the guts to talk to a girl (approach)
u can show intrest or not doesnt matter too much
be chill, relaxed, non reactive, non needy, giving value
maybe make her qualify herself
get the number or escalate shit from here and makeout or something (at clubs)
In a club or bar say this
"Hey.. my friends over their bet me that I couldnt get with the most beautiful girl in here.. want to buy some drinks with their money?"
Works like a charm.