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August 17, 2009 @ 11:25 PM
Chi-Town

Post: 441

Join Date: Sep 2008

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


funniest shit I've heard allll day! haha
August 17, 2009 @ 11:30 PM
escobar.status

Post: 287

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: New Jersey (201)

i just promise them ill show them where vinny chase eats breakfast if they hook up with me...works everytime
August 17, 2009 @ 11:38 PM
BubbleTeaJelly

Post: 1190

Join Date: Jan 2008

thats what i do too. are we the same person?
August 18, 2009 @ 01:20 AM
airpantapas

Post: 74

Join Date: Nov 2008

Hit em with a question to start a conversation. Then use your common sense.

"Hey, are those pretzels good? I always wanted one but i wasn't sure."
Then she'll be like "yea" and "wanna try it?" If she's nice.



LOL wasnt sure enough to try a pretzel,.what ? I donno if you should be givin any advice realtalk. Shit like that will get the ice grill.
August 18, 2009 @ 01:26 AM
R.

Post: 2364

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Vancouver

One solution give bitch Louis Vuitton and she do anything!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsicEIpFBVU&feature=channel_page
August 18, 2009 @ 01:32 AM
no1collector

Post: 506

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: The Great State of T...

I find the ones with the lowest self esteem, let them know how ugly they are, and tell them I'm the best they can ever hope to get.
August 18, 2009 @ 01:34 AM
Lew

Post: 3336

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Los Angeles

lol
August 18, 2009 @ 02:51 AM
modernmischief

Post: 2480

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

I find the ones with the lowest self esteem, let them know how ugly they are, and tell them I'm the best they can ever hope to get.


ROFL and INFAMOUSHERO I'm sorry dude but I didn't understand a fucking tiny bit of the advice you were trying to kick it was like some Ancient Chinese Secret type shit you get me?
August 18, 2009 @ 04:11 AM
BeyonceKlebold

Post: 133

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Wyoming

"Girl, yo blackness be turnin' my white ass on."
^The only line I've ever needed.


Holy shit, that's so fucking funny! Did you just see what Beyonce Klebold said!?
August 18, 2009 @ 04:21 AM
modernmischief

Post: 2480

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

^LOL wtf is wrong with you?
August 18, 2009 @ 08:44 AM
Jphn-John

Post: 467

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: California

August 18, 2009 @ 10:00 AM
thenorthside

Post: 3254

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Toronto

roofies.


LOLOLOLOLOL

really, its just being genuine. Flash that smile, girls are into that.

9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot

August 18, 2009 @ 11:36 AM
sfree

Post: 178

Join Date: Feb 2009

fuck genuine

i place the shaft of my dick firmly into her palm

and ask "wat we gon do about this?'
August 18, 2009 @ 11:43 AM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

ask the girl where she's from,how old is she(she's basically gonna know u like her if u ask her a few questions)..then ask if she got a man..if she say no...u tell her "we should defintlty chill one of theses days and if she say yeah ask her for the #...if she say she does have a man..then u say "oh wow he's defintly a lucky guy to have a girl as beautifull as u"AND then u say but can i juss have ur number..as ffriends.....then u keep talkin to her and shit and hope her bf leaves lol

also if i do get a girls number i deadass aske her.."are u even interested because i dont wanna waist my or ur time" if she say yeah she is.THEN UR IN!!! if she say "IDK yet" then u say well ima calll u and hopefullly u make the right decision...lol and if she NO,then jusss say ok thanks..and walk away
August 18, 2009 @ 11:44 AM
Jay

Post: 321

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Netherlands

August 18, 2009 @ 05:20 PM

Inactive

^^You never know these days man..Never know.
August 18, 2009 @ 06:36 PM
The Main Event

Post: 1429

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: NJ

I let the alcohol do the talking for me
August 18, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
Electric Devil

Post: 1044

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Hell/Satan's ward

August 19, 2009 @ 02:32 PM
NefariousNate

Post: 199

Join Date: Jan 2008

asking her if she has a man is not only a bad move but its irrelevant information.


everything you have said here is golden, these kids is on some wack gay level shit, not that real shit on how women work.

first u gotta get the guts to talk to a girl (approach)
u can show intrest or not doesnt matter too much
be chill, relaxed, non reactive, non needy, giving value
maybe make her qualify herself
get the number or escalate shit from here and makeout or something (at clubs)
August 19, 2009 @ 02:39 PM
Fresh.is.Shels

Post: 78

Join Date: Aug 2009

everything you have said here is golden, these kids is on some wack gay level shit, not that real shit on how women work.

first u gotta get the guts to talk to a girl (approach)
u can show intrest or not doesnt matter too much
be chill, relaxed, non reactive, non needy, giving value
maybe make her qualify herself
get the number or escalate shit from here and makeout or something (at clubs)


All this sounds familiar to only a few of us. I know you a PUA lol. Im right along with you homie
August 19, 2009 @ 02:40 PM
TGIFresh

Post: 108

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: The Moon, Milky Way,...


first u gotta get the guts to talk to a girl (approach)
u can show intrest or not doesnt matter too much
be chill, relaxed, non reactive, non needy, giving value
maybe make her qualify herself
get the number or escalate shit from here and makeout or something (at clubs)


Nice to see a fellow PUA cool
August 19, 2009 @ 02:46 PM
Christdawg

Post: 2640

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Queens, NYC

This is how you spit game.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9t9xQ8msJg
August 19, 2009 @ 02:57 PM
splean07

Post: 648

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO

In a club or bar say this

"Hey.. my friends over their bet me that I couldnt get with the most beautiful girl in here.. want to buy some drinks with their money?"

Works like a charm.
August 19, 2009 @ 03:29 PM
Potsnu

Post: 1236

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: Toronto, Canada

Your game is terrible and so is your English for that matter.
August 19, 2009 @ 03:56 PM
drifter

Post: 1271

Join Date: Aug 2006

In a club or bar say this

"Hey.. my friends over their bet me that I couldnt get with the most beautiful girl in here.. want to buy some drinks with their money?"

Works like a charm.


lol thats cus you aint getting the most beautiful girls and who the fuck is gonna pass up free drinks?


And there is no clear cut...DO A + B = C there is no formula. It depends on you and the girl and the situation. Sometimes you gotta be straight forward, sometimes you cant and gotta play a little it all depends. The number one thing is having some fucking confidence and not being retarded.

Just yesterday I messaged some girl, random bullshit chit chat (wait werent you in my class in high schoolconfused then told her i had to go but text my number that way i can add her number. not even 5 mins later she text me.

I mean i already knew she was into me before and doesnt mean anything right now, but fact is gotta have some balls and just know how to talk casually.

Also as stated dont fucking ask about their boyfriend...the girl i messaged has a boyfriend, did i bring it up or anything? fuck no, im not trying to date her so why the fuck do i care?
August 19, 2009 @ 04:44 PM
splean07

Post: 648

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO

Its supposed to be a joke, and any girl with half a brain would understand that.
August 19, 2009 @ 04:48 PM
filth

Post: 3394

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Vancouver

if you act too needy, the girls just get turned off, ignoring them seems to work. Well for me at least.
August 19, 2009 @ 04:58 PM
heimdal

Post: 36

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Toronto

Exactly. Girls can smell desperation from a mile away.
August 20, 2009 @ 01:34 AM
modernmischief

Post: 2480

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

I tried to holla at this older chick working at a cellphone stand in the mall,turned out the guy that was standing behind her helping another customer was her husband.

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