Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

August 07, 2009 @ 18:50:00 PM
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me: ayo can i aks you a question
her: who is this
me: that ain't important
her: who is this
her: what's the question
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: who is this?
me: (name)
her: i dont even know who you are
me: what would it take for you to say yes
her: well i dont know who u are and i have a bf anyways
me: what if i was like zac efron status
her: well u arnt so it doesn't matter

cold blooded
August 07, 2009 @ 20:13:37 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
August 07, 2009 @ 20:58:16 PM

Inactive User

lololol. lifes a bitch.
August 07, 2009 @ 21:02:30 PM
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me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: are you drunk? lol or smokin some good stuff there
me: i'm a busy man, answer the question please
her: no. trippin.

one relationship ruined


lol.
August 07, 2009 @ 21:10:37 PM
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I loled
August 07, 2009 @ 21:19:31 PM
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lol so we are making up stories now? Here's mine

Me: when can i tap that shit ho?
Her: You already are silly.
Me: Word, stop texting and finger my butt.


i lol'd
August 07, 2009 @ 21:25:30 PM
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you a stone cold g for dat. u earned 3 hypebeast stripes

youtu.be/8L5K5z4HAdA

August 07, 2009 @ 21:27:42 PM
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you a stone cold g for dat. u earned 3 hypebeast stripes


are you a black rollerblader from nebraska?
August 07, 2009 @ 21:45:40 PM
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Capt Baho: i dont remember
Capt Baho: why
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Eaton: ayo
Capt Baho: why
Eaton: when are you gonna let me tap that
Capt Baho: tap who
Eaton: tap that ass of yours *****
Capt Baho: faggot
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Eaton: nah yo dead ass
Capt Baho: faggot ass *****
Eaton: when you gonna let me smash
Capt Baho: never
Eaton: we could go to the guard room tomorrow
Eaton: no homo
Eaton: answer me bitch
Capt Baho: im about to be w c*******
Eaton: fuck that breezy *****
Eaton: i could be your on the side slut
Capt Baho: are you gay?
August 07, 2009 @ 21:47:42 PM
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hahaha
August 07, 2009 @ 21:55:37 PM
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me:yo wat up man
me:forreal i need to ask ya somethin
him:wats up
me:i gotta serious question
him: go ahead i gotta serious answer
him: yes!
me: we've known each other mad long yo
himblinkyeyesoooooook
me:man when you gonna let me tap that?forreal
him: 8-l don't do this chris
me: bitch don't deny it u been waitin 4 me to tap but u aint let me
him: wtf man
me: so you wanna fuck man?
him:just stop man this has gotten extremely OD now
me:i aint playin. wait till we go campin mang im bringin dem condoms!
him:i'll talk to you tommorrow

damn i thought po~it was gon let me get dem buns
August 07, 2009 @ 22:01:32 PM
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me: heyyy
me: o sup? I havn talked 2 u in forever!
me: nothin, chillin killin. Listeeeen...
me: yeah, what's up?
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
me: lol huh
me: come on, I'm seriuos. I'm hurtin bby
me: mmmm iight...DON'T TELL ANYONE lol
me: shutup

August 07, 2009 @ 22:02:14 PM
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UPDATE:

I smash smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface|0
August 07, 2009 @ 22:07:23 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
me: heyyy
me: o sup? I havn talked 2 u in forever!
me: nothin, chillin killin. Listeeeen...
me: yeah, what's up?
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
me: lol huh
me: come on, I'm seriuos. I'm hurtin bby
me: mmmm iight...DON'T TELL ANYONE lol
me: shutup



LOL

nice
August 07, 2009 @ 22:11:21 PM
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i see what you did there dog
August 10, 2009 @ 01:43:34 AM
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how do you do this shit, ill show you


do what?
August 10, 2009 @ 12:41:15 PM
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me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food


lmfao this has to be fake
lmfao
August 10, 2009 @ 17:39:37 PM
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lmfao this has to be fake
lmfao


or she's hungry
August 10, 2009 @ 18:32:45 PM
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Last friday I told a homie to trip out some random chick in his fone and ask them "when can i tap dat?" and when he tried it out. I cant believe the chick replied "Its really up to you whenever you want..." I WAS LIKE WTF?!?! THIS SHIT WORKS?!?! NO LIES WORD TO MOTHER! dude showed me the reply and shit. Cool story huh?


not really.
August 10, 2009 @ 20:30:10 PM
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you make it wack talkin to people you don't know.
August 10, 2009 @ 20:53:10 PM
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j.u says:
if ur the pussy im the dildo
j.u says:
jk
- (girl) says:
LMFAOO! yesss
- (girl) says:
as long as its a black dildo (:
- (girl) says:
ahha
j.u says:
LOOL
j.u says:
so
j.u says:
when you gonna let me tap that?
- (girl) says:
lmfaoo right now (:
- (girl) says:
ahha
j.u says:
really?
j.u says:
cuz baby you got me rolling
- (girl) says:
lmfaoooooo!
- (girl) says:
your sucha flirt!
- (girl) says:
ahhaa
j.u says:
so i can tap that ?
- (girl) says:
lmfaooo maybe (: ahha
- (girl) says:
brb
j.u <3 (girl) says:
loved forever
- (girl) says:
AND LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- (girl) says:
I LOVE YOUR NAME!
- (girl) says:
ahahhahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- (girl) says:
but yah brb
j.u <3 (girl) says:
hurry up
j.u <3 (girl) says:
stiffy dont last that long
August 10, 2009 @ 21:44:21 PM
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hamgurl
August 10, 2009 @ 22:53:22 PM
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HIM: hey can i ask you something?
ME: sup
HIM: wanna let me tap that?
ME: no bitch
thats a rude ass question
fuck you
you seriously just ruined our friendship
dont talk to me
im serious

hella fail >smh bitchass!
August 10, 2009 @ 23:08:29 PM
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^^^^^?????
August 10, 2009 @ 23:15:58 PM
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HIM: hey can i ask you something?
ME: sup
HIM: wanna let me tap that?
ME: no bitch
thats a rude ass question
fuck you
you seriously just ruined our friendship
dont talk to me
im serious

hella fail >smh bitchass!


Yes or no? Come on, I'm a man on the go
August 11, 2009 @ 23:25:46 PM
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i saw this in the how to smash a coworker. i thought it was pretty funny. smokeyface
you: hey
her: hey
you: got a serious question for you.
her: ok what is it?
you: can i tap that?
her: you're fired.
August 11, 2009 @ 23:30:12 PM
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^hahha thanks that was me.
August 12, 2009 @ 16:10:26 PM
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I actually decided to do this... a little confused about the results.

Girl #1
Me: Aiyo girl, what's up?
Her: What's good?
Me: I've got a question for you real quick
Her: aite
Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat sweet ass?
Her: Haha when you stop sounding like that
Me: Hold up woman. Don't dodge my question. I've got shit to do so what's your answer?
Her: Yeah i'm serious
Me: So when are we going to do this?
.... (no response)
Me: Serious when are we going to hulk smash?
(no response)

What a tease.

Girl #2
Me: Aiyo what up girl?
Her: Sup boy nuthin much what u up to haha?
Me: Nothin. Just wanted to ask you a serious question
Her: Huh? u wanna ask me a serious question?
Me: Yeah. When are you gonna let me tap dat juicy ass?
Her: Hahahahaha u are such a freak!
Me: Yeah, a freak in bed. You didn't answer my question. I've got shit to do so imma need a yes.
Her: HAHA fuck u man u couldn't handle this anywaysss ;]
Me: Girl you know i am always down for the challenge. you just gotta drop a hint or two so i can take you to the promise land
(No response)

It was a good day to burn some bridges hahahahaha
August 12, 2009 @ 22:16:45 PM
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I would participate, but I can't because some girls might not take it as a joke and tell my gf.
August 13, 2009 @ 03:59:35 AM
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lol didnt go as bad as i thought it would:

6:01pmLiam: Hey
Lucy: hey
Liam: what are you too?
Lucy: not much going out tonight for dayles bday
Liam: Word. Long time no speak
Lucy: my housemate
Liam: your housemate? ?
You there?
Lucy: yeh sorry just went to the shop'
yeh housemate
Liam: cool, can i ask you a serious question ?
Lucy : yeh ??
Liam: when you gunna let me tap that?
Lucy: hahah wat!!
Liam: you read right
come on, im a busy man, i need a answer
6:31pmLucy: ahhaha i never knew u wanted to
6:31pmLiam: yeah you did
but that doesnt answer my question
Lucy: wll i dont know then do i never really thought bout it
Liam: sure about that?
answers are what i need
Lucy: haha
sorry my hormones are dormant atm haa
Liam: damn that sucks for you
what are you 60?
Lucy: hahah
a 60 yr old u wanna tap
6:35pmLiam: maybe
Liam: damn this sounds like a no to me
Lucy: ur answering ur own question
Liam: no?
Lucy: dude i dont know i dont really have an answer
Liam: alright well your loss then
Lucy: wow
are u working?
Liam: you know the number if you make a decision
and no, im only working for myself
Lucy: haha ok ill keep it in mind
why the sudden urge
to have sex with me
Liam: hell why not
Lucy: dunno\
Liam: your an attractive girl
need more reasons?
Lucyblinkyeyesk fair enough
Liam: ill throwdown, 100% effort. when you need it, you know the number, let me know
Lucy: ok ill keep that
Liam: take it easy baby, cya
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