Dad: Son, what the fuck are you talking about!?
Me: Shut your mouth when you are talking to me!...So WCITD?
Dad: What the fuck is a "dat"
Me: What I am gonna tap.
Dad: Your tap n' dye set is at my shop...?
Me: Oh...really? I have been looking for that.
Dad: Yeah, you left it here last time we worked on the Porsche.
Me: I was about to buy a new one.
Dad: So...The question is.. Wnen can I tapdance? Right?
Me: Yes dad, you got it, Tapdance... So when can I tapdance?
Dad: I don't give a shit, stop wasting my texts!
Dad: Son, I don't know whats gotten into you, but it is probably your mothers fault.
Me: I love you daddy
stole from la fixed