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August 6, 2009 @ 09:24 AM
DStyles

Post: 9513

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food

LMFAO, this one wins it.

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

August 6, 2009 @ 12:45 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

^ lmao. good shit


i been hittin it for the pass 3 dayscool

G.T.O.A.T

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

August 6, 2009 @ 12:53 PM
MonkeyFresh

Post: 522

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NY

I'm sayin kickrocker, good shit cool
This is what that girl texted me this morning:
Her: Hahah. Last night was nice..
Me: Agreed if u ever want a repeat lmk heh
Her: Lol.. I do ;)

Win? smile cool
August 6, 2009 @ 01:07 PM
MonkeyFresh

Post: 522

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NY

when i get home ill post tagged pics of the text convo but no pics of her, im greedy >sad
August 6, 2009 @ 02:18 PM
MusiqSouljah

Post: 33

Join Date: Mar 2009

lmao this topic is hillarious
August 6, 2009 @ 02:50 PM
B.M.

Post: 808

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

when i get home ill post tagged pics of the text convo but no pics of her, im greedy >sad


Well in that case, EPIC FAIL FAGGOT!

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 6, 2009 @ 03:17 PM
SwissMissFire

Post: 1131

Join Date: Nov 2008

that just happened
August 6, 2009 @ 04:26 PM
herb assassin.

Post: 1262

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: socal

me: hey girl
her: hey(:
her: we haven't talked in so long
me: i know, gotta ask you something
her:?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol huh?
me: when can i hit that?
her: uhmm i have a bf
me: forget him, he can watch
her: i really don't want to cheat though
me: you're even considering it, I know you wanna girl!
her: uhmm my parents are going out of town in 2 days
me: i'll be there, you got condoms?
her: yep

cool
August 6, 2009 @ 05:34 PM
drifter

Post: 1271

Join Date: Aug 2006

me: hey girl
her: hey(:
her: we haven't talked in so long
me: i know, gotta ask you something
her:?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol huh?
me: when can i hit that?
her: uhmm i have a bf
me: forget him, he can watch
her: i really don't want to cheat though
me: you're even considering it, I know you wanna girl!
her: uhmm my parents are going out of town in 2 days
me: i'll be there, you got condoms?
her: yep

cool


lol so we are making up stories now? Here's mine

Me: when can i tap that shit ho?
Her: You already are silly.
Me: Word, stop texting and finger my butt.
August 6, 2009 @ 05:57 PM
herb assassin.

Post: 1262

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: socal

aight so i tried it yesterday... tha outcome later on will be good

earlier in tha day (haven't talked to tha girl in like a week & i start off with this)






AFTER AN OFF TOPIC CONVO I PROCEED TO ASK AGAIN



how do you do this shit, ill show you
August 6, 2009 @ 06:42 PM

Inactive

shit had me rolling!. . .
August 6, 2009 @ 08:06 PM
RawShack

Post: 1555

Join Date: Jul 2008

lol this was in iss.
August 6, 2009 @ 08:40 PM
FreshAddict

Post: 3030

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO!

lmao monkeyfresh, at least a description of girl?
August 6, 2009 @ 10:19 PM
Homeless

Post: 1878

Join Date: Nov 2008

me (8:16:34 PM): SWCITD
andferriswaslike (8:16:57 PM): uh what?
me (8:17:06 PM): SO WHEN
me (8:17:08 PM): CAN I
me (8:17:09 PM): TAP
me (8:17:10 PM): DAT
andferriswaslike (8:18:13 PM): right now
me (8:18:18 PM): sweet




wait this is a guy.
August 6, 2009 @ 10:27 PM
Homeless

Post: 1878

Join Date: Nov 2008

Me: SWCITD?
Dad: Son, what the fuck are you talking about!?
Me: Shut your mouth when you are talking to me!...So WCITD?
Dad: What the fuck is a "dat"
Me: What I am gonna tap.
Dad: Your tap n' dye set is at my shop...?
Me: Oh...really? I have been looking for that.
Dad: Yeah, you left it here last time we worked on the Porsche.
Me: I was about to buy a new one.
Dad: So...The question is.. Wnen can I tapdance? Right?
Me: Yes dad, you got it, Tapdance... So when can I tapdance?
Dad: I don't give a shit, stop wasting my texts!
Me: okay
Me: I
Me: will
Me: stop
Me: texting
Me: you
Me: .
Dad: Son, I don't know whats gotten into you, but it is probably your mothers fault.
Me: I love you daddy smile


stole from la fixed
August 6, 2009 @ 11:45 PM
Frodizzi

Post: 723

Join Date: Jan 2007

Me: SWCITD?
Dad: Son, what the fuck are you talking about!?
Me: Shut your mouth when you are talking to me!...So WCITD?
Dad: What the fuck is a "dat"
Me: What I am gonna tap.
Dad: Your tap n' dye set is at my shop...?
Me: Oh...really? I have been looking for that.
Dad: Yeah, you left it here last time we worked on the Porsche.
Me: I was about to buy a new one.
Dad: So...The question is.. Wnen can I tapdance? Right?
Me: Yes dad, you got it, Tapdance... So when can I tapdance?
Dad: I don't give a shit, stop wasting my texts!
Me: okay
Me: I
Me: will
Me: stop
Me: texting
Me: you
Me: .
Dad: Son, I don't know whats gotten into you, but it is probably your mothers fault.
Me: I love you daddy smile


stole from la fixed


the son never says dat.
August 7, 2009 @ 12:10 AM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

the son never says dat.


when can i tap that is abbreviated.

i was confused too lol.
August 7, 2009 @ 12:32 AM
Frodizzi

Post: 723

Join Date: Jan 2007

^^

na, i got that part, but the dad obviously didnt know the abbreviation or he would have known what "dat" was...i was just tryna be an ass and prove that that one was probably bullshit.
August 7, 2009 @ 12:33 AM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

^^

na, i got that part, but the dad obviously didnt know the abbreviation or he would have known what "dat" was...i was just tryna be an ass and prove that that one was probably bullshit.


oh my b.

looks bullshit anyway.
August 7, 2009 @ 12:40 AM
B.M.

Post: 808

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Nah he put it in a abbreviation so he didn't have to right it all out.

Just like OBC4L.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 7, 2009 @ 01:16 AM
Homeless

Post: 1878

Join Date: Nov 2008

ROLLlNG ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF razz
August 7, 2009 @ 01:36 AM
Soldier187

Post: 689

Join Date: Aug 2009

Funny thread is funny.
August 7, 2009 @ 04:31 AM

Inactive

its 2am in the morning and im laughing my ass off. on the real. LMAO
August 7, 2009 @ 08:58 AM
MonkeyFresh

Post: 522

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NY

lmao monkeyfresh, at least a description of girl?


Asian (Chinese), brown hair/brown eyes, short and slender, very cute, and a freak &)
August 7, 2009 @ 11:28 AM
MonkeyFresh

Post: 522

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NY

Filipino ako
August 7, 2009 @ 03:00 PM
auszero

Post: 82

Join Date: Jul 2008

this is hilarious
August 7, 2009 @ 03:13 PM
hbdtrs

Post: 1

Join Date: Aug 2009

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: are you drunk? lol or smokin some good stuff there
me: i'm a busy man, answer the question please
her: no. trippin.



one relationship ruined
August 7, 2009 @ 05:40 PM
Quasi

Post: 71

Join Date: Apr 2009

lawl what is the success rate of this bullshit
August 7, 2009 @ 06:50 PM
kilogram

Post: 1540

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Gaza

me: ayo can i aks you a question
her: who is this
me: that ain't important
her: who is this
her: what's the question
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: who is this?
me: (name)
her: i dont even know who you are
me: what would it take for you to say yes
her: well i dont know who u are and i have a bf anyways
me: what if i was like zac efron status
her: well u arnt so it doesn't matter

cold blooded
August 7, 2009 @ 08:13 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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