Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

August 01, 2009 @ 17:01:29
Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! blushing
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home blushing
me: i was just joking =p


JOSEPH WTF ARE YOU DOING?

shit if u were just joking, i'm not, send me her myspace lmao

www.NickyDsss.com

August 01, 2009 @ 18:19:03
last night

Me: Amy
Her: Yess?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahaha (:
Me: WTF answer that shit
Her: Idk blushing
Me: Whatever shut up. I'll be over in 10.
Her: (: Omg. Hahahah
Me: U got condoms?
Her: Fer sure :D you know me.
Me: Yea..

*I smashed
August 01, 2009 @ 18:24:08
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:35 AM)
n not a stereotype asian shelong

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Pics of this nicole girl, please.
August 01, 2009 @ 21:03:22
lmfaoooo funny ass people in here
August 01, 2009 @ 21:08:49
Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! blushing
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home blushing
me: i was just joking =p


LMAO! Sig'd? Check.
August 01, 2009 @ 22:47:28
last night

Me: Amy
Her: Yess?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahaha (:
Me: WTF answer that shit
Her: Idk blushing
Me: Whatever shut up. I'll be over in 10.
Her: (: Omg. Hahahah
Me: U got condoms?
Her: Fer sure :D you know me.
Me: Yea..

*I smashed


HAHHAHAAHAHH your dialog and avatar matches!!!
August 01, 2009 @ 23:05:52
Unforgiveable...

-THiZZ
August 01, 2009 @ 23:13:38
Current attempts...

me: hey a*****
her: i called you last night you didnt answer
me: oh my phone died i have a question
her: whats the question
me: can i tap that?
her: lol!
me: for real
her: ur lying
me: im serious yes or no right now
her: hahaha
me: so thats a yes
her: you have a gf
me: she wont know
her: shadyy!
me: idgaf
her: this isnt D*******
me: yea this is
her: hmmmmm i would but you have a gf
me: just say yes you know you wanna
her: i do but i cant my lifes a fucking joke
me: you wasted my time late
her: what the fuck ever

Another local friend...

Me: Whatcha up to, T*****
Her: Watching a movie with the kid
Me: What you up to later
Her: D**'s going to his friend's and B*** is going to work, so I'll be home alone
Me: Good, so you going to let me come over and tap that
Her: I'm married
Me: So...
Her: Yeah, so I guess that gives you your answer then

2 hours later...

Her: So is that offer still open?

SUCCESS!!!

-THiZZ
August 01, 2009 @ 23:20:58
Her: So is that offer still open?

-THiZZ


lol
August 01, 2009 @ 23:31:04
Her: So is that offer still open?

SUCCESS!!!

-THiZZ


August 01, 2009 @ 23:59:52
Me: Why yo ass so small?
Her: heyheyheeeeeey!
Me: Yeah son. But i have a serious question.
Her: What do you want, mister fucker
Me: When ya gon lemme tep dat?
Her: What are you talking about po, you're VIP
Me: :O Really!?!?
Her: Go ahead, take my card.
Me: Whoa whoa *name*. You wild, when?
Her: When you nair!
Me: Whoaaaa. really? but baby i can not do that. That's de-mannizing.
Her: When you aint more of a man then you aint gonna get none
Me: smh! Fuck the nair? This week?
Her: Lemme see Erik junior?
Me: K. right before the fun.
Her: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Me: What bitch, you gon get it
Her: Threesome with *friends name*
Me: Whoa there. Who else? :O
Her: Let's do it! *large girl* on top
Me: Whoa thats hard. what about you and *friend*? i need as much experience as i can get. Not trying to pwn nubz in *large girl* and *friend*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA my *friend*bennie!?
Me: Mmmmhm. But will be *friend* bendy over
Her: i needa be present when you make this happen!
Me: yeah dude! that's what a threesome is all about
Her: Don't leave me lonely
Me: dude don't worry. I gots erik junior and a very nice tongue
Her: you wanna compare tongues?
Me: yeah dude. my tongue and whatever tongue you have in those lips between your legs blushing
Her: ewewew
Me: lolol bite me
Her: Ask john <--- dude bit a girl
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOL good one. next weekend?
Her: of course
&)&)
August 02, 2009 @ 23:53:41
Real shit wit an asian chick...

me: hey
her: hey whatsup
me: nothin much jus chillin. Gotta question for ya...
her: what is it
me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: boy lol how long have we not talked and u wanna tap lol
me: lol u didnt give me an answer
her: lol well i dunno
me: either a yes or no honeybuns...
her: lol hmmmmmm well i dunno cause i'm in the hospital

maybe to be continued.....
August 03, 2009 @ 00:01:16
Me ; wsup hamgirl!
Her ; hehe heyy
Me ; how are you ?
Her ; cant type can we vc?
Me ; sike
Her ; ughhhhh
Me ; but yo
quick question
Her ; yeah,, ask
Me ; when you gonna let me tap that ?
Her ; haha, wooooow
ive never even met u
Me ; who cares girl? there is a first for everything
Her ; haha
no.,, i dont fuck people without knowing them
Me ; well, what can i do to change this?
how about this.
i take you out to dinner, we can go where ever you please, just a fun night on the town, we can kick it after, maybe grab a movie
than you let me tap that
Her ; do u really think im that esay?
Me ; who knows baby girl!
is that a yes or a no?
Her ; im not a whore. no
Me ; whatever, way to be a jerk /nocoloredskinnies
Her ; im not being a jerk. im respecting myself


what a fucking jerk!

julianxberman.tumblr.com /

August 03, 2009 @ 00:03:26
Me ; wsup hamgirl!
Her ; hehe heyy
Me ; how are you ?
Her ; cant type can we vc?
Me ; sike
Her ; ughhhhh
Me ; but yo
quick question
Her ; yeah,, ask
Me ; when you gonna let me tap that ?
Her ; haha, wooooow
ive never even met u
Me ; who cares girl? there is a first for everything
Her ; haha
no.,, i dont fuck people without knowing them
Me ; well, what can i do to change this?
how about this.
i take you out to dinner, we can go where ever you please, just a fun night on the town, we can kick it after, maybe grab a movie
than you let me tap that

Her ; do u really think im that esay?
Me ; who knows baby girl!
is that a yes or a no?
Her ; im not a whore. no
Me ; whatever, way to be a jerk /nocoloredskinnies
Her ; im not being a jerk. im respecting myself


what a fucking jerk!



LOL good one
August 03, 2009 @ 00:26:20
imma try this with girls in my class in real life.
August 03, 2009 @ 21:05:27
dianee is available (7:02:01 PM)

andferriswaslike (7:02:01 PM): hey
dianee (7:02:12 PM): heeey whatsupp (:
andferriswaslike (7:02:31 PM): need to ask you a serious question
dianee (7:02:36 PM): yeeah ?
andferriswaslike (7:02:48 PM): when are you gonna let me give that ass a beatdown like chris brown?
dianee (7:03:00 PM): LOLLL WHAT .
andferriswaslike (7:03:06 PM): im a busy man diane
andferriswaslike (7:03:10 PM): time is of the essence
dianee (7:03:18 PM): what the helll ferrris .
dianee (7:03:19 PM): hahah 9x
dianee (7:03:20 PM): *(x
andferriswaslike (7:03:30 PM): ill knock down your walls and take you back to the stone age ;]
dianee (7:04:17 PM): ROFLROFL .
dianee (7:04:21 PM): uhhh , okay ?(:
dianee (7:04:29 PM): wheredd this come frommm .
dianee (7:04:30 PM): hahahh !
andferriswaslike (7:04:40 PM): the heart?
dianee (7:04:54 PM): rofllll .
dianee (7:04:57 PM): okaaay ?
andferriswaslike (7:05:02 PM): thats a yes?
dianee (7:05:19 PM): roflllllll sure ..
andferriswaslike (7:05:24 PM): K
dianee (7:05:35 PM): okkkaay hahha .
August 03, 2009 @ 21:35:52
pics
August 04, 2009 @ 02:26:38
dont let this die!!!! :D
August 04, 2009 @ 03:13:55
Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! blushing
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home blushing
me: i was just joking =p


1)you a gay
2)she ugly as hell

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August 04, 2009 @ 04:53:27
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August 04, 2009 @ 12:02:19
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Pics of this nicole girl, please.

u must defeat sheng long 2 stand a chance!
August 04, 2009 @ 16:15:11

Inactive User

LoLOlLo!
August 04, 2009 @ 16:21:10
me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food


Made it up. Cool.
August 04, 2009 @ 17:03:20
Made it up. Cool.


lolol
August 04, 2009 @ 19:49:24
Me: Hey
Her: Hey long time no talk whats up
Me: Nothing much hey can i ask you something?
Her: Yeah go for it
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Huh wtf?
Me: Can i, you know tap that?
Her: what do you mean?
Me: Like... do you want to fuck?
Her: ...its that time of the month
Me: Damn... well then u wanna suck?
Her: Fuck you
Me: Your loss

Ex's...

-THiZZ
August 04, 2009 @ 20:03:07
"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
August 04, 2009 @ 22:53:09
hahaha
im laughing so hard right now.
Thizz, nice one deww.
that suck comment had me rollin'
August 04, 2009 @ 23:44:06
"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


lmao co-sign
August 05, 2009 @ 00:01:06

Inactive User

"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


lmao co-sign


oh my fucking god, im dying. LMAO!
August 05, 2009 @ 06:28:37
Me ; wsup hamgirl!


Single fucking greatest thing said in this thread. Dude called her fuckin' hamgirl lmfao.
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