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August 1, 2009 @ 06:24 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.


fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:35 AM)
n not a stereotype asian shelong

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Pics of this nicole girl, please.
August 1, 2009 @ 09:03 PM
Josiam

Post: 46

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Jersey

lmfaoooo funny ass people in here
August 1, 2009 @ 09:08 PM

Inactive

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p


LMAO! Sig'd? Check.
August 1, 2009 @ 10:47 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

last night

Me: Amy
Her: Yess?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahaha (:
Me: WTF answer that shit
Her: Idk smile
Me: Whatever shut up. I'll be over in 10.
Her: (: Omg. Hahahah
Me: U got condoms?
Her: Fer sure :D you know me.
Me: Yea..

*I smashed


HAHHAHAAHAHH your dialog and avatar matches!!!
August 1, 2009 @ 11:05 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2677

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Unforgiveable...

-THiZZ
August 1, 2009 @ 11:13 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2677

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Current attempts...

me: hey a*****
her: i called you last night you didnt answer
me: oh my phone died i have a question
her: whats the question
me: can i tap that?
her: lol!
me: for real
her: ur lying
me: im serious yes or no right now
her: hahaha
me: so thats a yes
her: you have a gf
me: she wont know
her: shadyy!
me: idgaf
her: this isnt D*******
me: yea this is
her: hmmmmm i would but you have a gf
me: just say yes you know you wanna
her: i do but i cant my lifes a fucking joke
me: you wasted my time late
her: what the fuck ever

Another local friend...

Me: Whatcha up to, T*****
Her: Watching a movie with the kid
Me: What you up to later
Her: D**'s going to his friend's and B*** is going to work, so I'll be home alone
Me: Good, so you going to let me come over and tap that
Her: I'm married
Me: So...
Her: Yeah, so I guess that gives you your answer then

2 hours later...

Her: So is that offer still open?

SUCCESS!!!

-THiZZ
August 1, 2009 @ 11:20 PM
iSTi

Post: 303

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Daygo





Her: So is that offer still open?


-THiZZ


lol
August 1, 2009 @ 11:31 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009


Her: So is that offer still open?

SUCCESS!!!

-THiZZ


August 1, 2009 @ 11:59 PM
Erikuff

Post: 176

Join Date: Nov 2008

Me: Why yo ass so small?
Her: heyheyheeeeeey!
Me: Yeah son. But i have a serious question.
Her: What do you want, mister fucker
Me: When ya gon lemme tep dat?
Her: What are you talking about po, you're VIP
Me: :O Really!?!?
Her: Go ahead, take my card.
Me: Whoa whoa *name*. You wild, when?
Her: When you nair!
Me: Whoaaaa. really? but baby i can not do that. That's de-mannizing.
Her: When you aint more of a man then you aint gonna get none
Me: sad! Fuck the nair? This week?
Her: Lemme see Erik junior?
Me: K. right before the fun.
Her: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Me: What bitch, you gon get it
Her: Threesome with *friends name*
Me: Whoa there. Who else? :O
Her: Let's do it! *large girl* on top
Me: Whoa thats hard. what about you and *friend*? i need as much experience as i can get. Not trying to pwn nubz in *large girl* and *friend*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA my *friend*bennie!?
Me: Mmmmhm. But will be *friend* bendy over
Her: i needa be present when you make this happen!
Me: yeah dude! that's what a threesome is all about
Her: Don't leave me lonely
Me: dude don't worry. I gots erik junior and a very nice tongue
Her: you wanna compare tongues?
Me: yeah dude. my tongue and whatever tongue you have in those lips between your legs smile
Her: ewewew
Me: lolol bite me
Her: Ask john <--- dude bit a girl
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOL good one. next weekend?
Her: of course
&)&)
August 2, 2009 @ 11:53 PM
W33ZY

Post: 1152

Join Date: Feb 2008

Real shit wit an asian chick...

me: hey
her: hey whatsup
me: nothin much jus chillin. Gotta question for ya...
her: what is it
me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: boy lol how long have we not talked and u wanna tap lol
me: lol u didnt give me an answer
her: lol well i dunno
me: either a yes or no honeybuns...
her: lol hmmmmmm well i dunno cause i'm in the hospital

maybe to be continued.....
August 3, 2009 @ 12:01 AM
julian.

Post: 3297

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: LA.

Me ; wsup hamgirl!
Her ; hehe heyy
Me ; how are you ?
Her ; cant type can we vc?
Me ; sike
Her ; ughhhhh
Me ; but yo
quick question
Her ; yeah,, ask
Me ; when you gonna let me tap that ?
Her ; haha, wooooow
ive never even met u
Me ; who cares girl? there is a first for everything
Her ; haha
no.,, i dont fuck people without knowing them
Me ; well, what can i do to change this?
how about this.
i take you out to dinner, we can go where ever you please, just a fun night on the town, we can kick it after, maybe grab a movie
than you let me tap that
Her ; do u really think im that esay?
Me ; who knows baby girl!
is that a yes or a no?
Her ; im not a whore. no
Me ; whatever, way to be a jerk /nocoloredskinnies
Her ; im not being a jerk. im respecting myself


what a fucking jerk!

julianxberman.tumblr.com /

August 3, 2009 @ 12:03 AM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

Me ; wsup hamgirl!
Her ; hehe heyy
Me ; how are you ?
Her ; cant type can we vc?
Me ; sike
Her ; ughhhhh
Me ; but yo
quick question
Her ; yeah,, ask
Me ; when you gonna let me tap that ?
Her ; haha, wooooow
ive never even met u
Me ; who cares girl? there is a first for everything
Her ; haha
no.,, i dont fuck people without knowing them
Me ; well, what can i do to change this?
how about this.
i take you out to dinner, we can go where ever you please, just a fun night on the town, we can kick it after, maybe grab a movie
than you let me tap that

Her ; do u really think im that esay?
Me ; who knows baby girl!
is that a yes or a no?
Her ; im not a whore. no
Me ; whatever, way to be a jerk /nocoloredskinnies
Her ; im not being a jerk. im respecting myself


what a fucking jerk!



LOL good one
August 3, 2009 @ 12:26 AM
Guapamole

Post: 3957

Join Date: Jan 2009

imma try this with girls in my class in real life.
August 3, 2009 @ 09:05 PM
Ferris

Post: 456

Join Date: May 2008

Location: SoCal 818

dianee is available (7:02:01 PM)

andferriswaslike (7:02:01 PM): hey
dianee (7:02:12 PM): heeey whatsupp (:
andferriswaslike (7:02:31 PM): need to ask you a serious question
dianee (7:02:36 PM): yeeah ?
andferriswaslike (7:02:48 PM): when are you gonna let me give that ass a beatdown like chris brown?
dianee (7:03:00 PM): LOLLL WHAT .
andferriswaslike (7:03:06 PM): im a busy man diane
andferriswaslike (7:03:10 PM): time is of the essence
dianee (7:03:18 PM): what the helll ferrris .
dianee (7:03:19 PM): hahah 9x
dianee (7:03:20 PM): *(x
andferriswaslike (7:03:30 PM): ill knock down your walls and take you back to the stone age ;]
dianee (7:04:17 PM): ROFLROFL .
dianee (7:04:21 PM): uhhh , okay ?(:
dianee (7:04:29 PM): wheredd this come frommm .
dianee (7:04:30 PM): hahahh !
andferriswaslike (7:04:40 PM): the heart?
dianee (7:04:54 PM): rofllll .
dianee (7:04:57 PM): okaaay ?
andferriswaslike (7:05:02 PM): thats a yes?
dianee (7:05:19 PM): roflllllll sure ..
andferriswaslike (7:05:24 PM): K
dianee (7:05:35 PM): okkkaay hahha .
August 3, 2009 @ 09:35 PM
theXman

Post: 72

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: SLO

pics
August 4, 2009 @ 02:26 AM
daemcee

Post: 136

Join Date: Apr 2009

dont let this die!!!! :D
August 4, 2009 @ 03:13 AM
alex.

Post: 6401

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Slovakia :3

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p


1)you a gay
2)she ugly as hell

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August 4, 2009 @ 04:53 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

1
August 4, 2009 @ 12:02 PM
S0LES0LEJA

Post: 274

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: GUCCE!

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Pics of this nicole girl, please.

u must defeat sheng long 2 stand a chance!
August 4, 2009 @ 04:15 PM

Inactive

LoLOlLo!
August 4, 2009 @ 04:21 PM
Requiem

Post: 285

Join Date: Feb 2009

me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food


Made it up. Cool.
August 4, 2009 @ 05:03 PM
KrackHead

Post: 250

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 301 - Maryland

Made it up. Cool.


lolol
August 4, 2009 @ 07:49 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2677

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Me: Hey
Her: Hey long time no talk whats up
Me: Nothing much hey can i ask you something?
Her: Yeah go for it
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Huh wtf?
Me: Can i, you know tap that?
Her: what do you mean?
Me: Like... do you want to fuck?
Her: ...its that time of the month
Me: Damn... well then u wanna suck?
Her: Fuck you
Me: Your loss

Ex's...

-THiZZ
August 4, 2009 @ 08:03 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
August 4, 2009 @ 10:53 PM
senornigel1256

Post: 298

Join Date: Oct 2008

hahaha
im laughing so hard right now.
Thizz, nice one deww.
that suck comment had me rollin'
August 4, 2009 @ 11:44 PM
Skkipy

Post: 343

Join Date: May 2007

Location: Chicago

"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


lmao co-sign
August 5, 2009 @ 12:01 AM

Inactive

"well.. then you wanna suck?"
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


lmao co-sign


oh my fucking god, im dying. LMAO!
August 5, 2009 @ 06:28 AM
Addy

Post: 742

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: San Bernardino

Me ; wsup hamgirl!


Single fucking greatest thing said in this thread. Dude called her fuckin' hamgirl lmfao.
August 6, 2009 @ 08:14 AM
MonkeyFresh

Post: 522

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NY

Girl 1: This one actually fucken worked... got it in last night cool
Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence

After this point she did'nt text back, and my friend that's really good friend with her called me to go run, and he was like... "ayo... did u text (*so&so*)?" Then i explained to him what i did and he was like "Oh yea cuz she thought someone stole your phone and was being an ass, she was freakin out" So i called her and I told her it was a joke, cleared things up and apologized
Then...

Her: Lol if i texted that to anyone itd be serious, lmao
Me: Lmaooo u should try it and c what u get lmao
Her: Haa! Anyway i have been kinda lonely (*myName*). Ill still take you up on that offer if ur down
Me: Wait lmao r u serious or are u tryin to get back at me for freakin u out?
Her: Idk quess ull have to figure out for urself ;)
Me: Touche... Well plated ma'am haha
Me: In all honesty tho I would ;)
Her: Well this just got interesting
Me: Well thanks to u it did

a good 15 mins pass while I'm waiting for my friend to go for a run, so then...

Me: Im gona asume u were tryin to get me back lmao like I said well played ma'am, well played hahahahahaha
Her: Thanks but im disappointed now lol
Me: Ayayay ur killin me (*so&so*) haha u know my answer, lmk urs ;)
Her: I think ive made myself pretty clear..
Me: True, im gonna run right now ill call u when I get back
Her: Alright

coolcoolcool

Other attempts (epic failz but great lulz tho haha)

Girl 2:
Me: Hay wha't up its (*myName*)
Her: (*myName*)! Hiiii. Wats going on
Me: Hay! n2m what about u?
Her: At the airport, Mom is going to India. My brother dad and I are going on Tuesday
Me: Ooo cool should be fun! but can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Ya. Whatsup?
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lol. Ur an idiot
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Lol. The answer is no. Stupid. How was lab?

We studied abroad together last semester, and we had to take a summer Biomed lab cuz it was'nt possible in Europe, she did the earlier summer session, I just finished (copped the A cool )

Girl 3: For this next one, Me and my friend were simul-txting her and set ourselves up so that He would text her "Can I tap" and I finished with the "Dat ass?" LMAO

Me: Hay, whatsup? Just felt like sayin hi, have'nt talked in a while
Her: R u w/ (*Friend's last name)? He just texted me
Me: Huh? Nah im in my room chillin, we gonna blaze later but that's later lol
Her: Oh bc he legit texted me 2 minutes before you
Me: O wow lmao wierd o_O what chu up to tho?
Her: Nothing really, hanging with fam for my dad's birthday, you?
Me: Jus chillin in my room, was on fb b4 but was getting bored.. been really pensive lately, think I can ask u a serious question?
Her: Yeah, whats up?
Me: Dat ass?
Her: OK you guys are retarded really
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Just fuckin stop! both of u

Girl 4: This girl is actually a good friend of girl 1 (the one I smashed) so I had a good laugh with this smile
Me: Hay what's up its (*myName*)
Her: O hey
Me: Can I ask u a serious question?
Her: Uh. . . Sure i guess lol
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lmao!
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer!
Her: I already heard from (Girl 1) Lol but thx for the laugh
Me: Lmaooo im glad u found it funny too =)

And there we have it HB... My fun for last night... Was suppose to blaze after my run but i got to "Tap dat ass" cool
August 6, 2009 @ 08:39 AM
KrackHead

Post: 250

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 301 - Maryland


girl 3: For this next one, me and my friend were simul-txting her and set ourselves up so that he would text her "can i tap" and i finished with the "dat ass?" lmao

me: Hay, whatsup? Just felt like sayin hi, have'nt talked in a while
her: R u w/ (*friend's last name)? He just texted me
me: Huh? Nah im in my room chillin, we gonna blaze later but that's later lol
her: Oh bc he legit texted me 2 minutes before you
me: O wow lmao wierd o_o what chu up to tho?
Her: Nothing really, hanging with fam for my dad's birthday, you?
Me: Jus chillin in my room, was on fb b4 but was getting bored.. Been really pensive lately, think i can ask u a serious question?
Her: Yeah, whats up?
Me: Dat ass?
Her: Ok you guys are retarded really
me: Cmon baby time is of the essence i need an answer
her: Just fuckin stop! Both of u

girl 4: This girl is actually a good friend of girl 1 (the one i smashed) so i had a good laugh with this smile
me: Hay what's up its (*myname*)
her: O hey
me: Can i ask u a serious question?
Her: Uh. . . Sure i guess lol
me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Lmao!
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence i need an answer!
Her: I already heard from (girl 1) lol but thx for the laugh
me: Lmaooo im glad u found it funny too =)

and there we have it hb... My fun for last night... Was suppose to blaze after my run but i got to "tap dat ass" cool


lmao

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