Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

never niqqahh

never niqqahh

yeah... i hate tha way she spells... pisses me off

me- let me tap that
her - logg off

HAHhahahahhHAhhahhahhhahaaaaaaaahahhahhahahahhhahahahhhhhhhhhhaha.

best ever
this shiznits is the best thread ever!
had me rotflmfao to the maxxx...hahah

me: yo bitch! ima tap that, you nasty ho
her: oh baby. you turn me on
me: stfu bitch and drive over here now!
her: but i don't have my license
me:you better hop your ass in a cab, slut
me: and you best be wet when you get here. work that p**** while you're in the cab!
her: you know it daddy
her: i'm in the cab now. should i lube my ass too? my friend is coming over too. is that ok?
me: tell her to bring a blunt
her: i'm outside

...thats how i roll faggots, on the real. word to mother!!

this thread is full of win!!


"the aint no fun if my homies can't have none" had me major lollzing

the first thing they asked me when i asked was,"Are you high?" this thread is win!

i win... the pussy!! real talk. aks somebody. on the real. word to mother!!

from my Blackberry Messenger...
SoLe AssAssiN: So when can I tap that?
"Esmie": I'm serious
"Esmie": I don't know... When can u?
SoLe AssAssiN: You let me know.
"Esmie": Tomorrow night or tonight?
SoLe AssAssiN: You want it that bad?
"Esmie": I'm saying that tonight or tomorrow. Not both nights
"Esmie": But if u want to its koo lol
SoLe AssAssiN: Hahaha.. Down
"Esmie": For what?
SoLe AssAssiN: Hulk smash! LOL
"Esmie": Duuumb!!!
"Esmie": I'm down for tomorrow night
SoLe AssAssiN: Cool.
"Esmie": What are u doing tonight?
SoLe AssAssiN: Haven't decided yet.
"Esmie": Same here.. I was think u...lol
SoLe AssAssiN: You ready for all this though? You know how I get.. Lol
"Esmie": Have u been working out?
SoLe AssAssiN: Yes I have. Lol.. Thanks for noticing
"Esmie": ***** I've been ready
"Esmie": Yea it looks good
SoLe AssAssiN: Thanks. I try
"Esmie": Yummy! Hahahaha

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)

pics of you before and after working out and then her.

plz

pics of you before and after working out and then her.

plz

wow!!! that's so gay!!! word to mother!!

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)

i lol'd hella hard @ juicy 4 ya

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)

few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

weak ass boyfriend

few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

weak ass boyfriend

i know a dude with the last name barksdale...that some mafia shit?

***** got hella quiet...just tried to keep it short with just don't text her...haha talkin hella noise then he got real quiet...

-THiZZ

wow!!! that's so gay!!! word to mother!!

KNOCK IT OFF.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii!
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home
me: i was just joking =p

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii!
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home
me: i was just joking =p

AWW Maaaaan.

She a fatty? Got a fatty?

lol

me: hey
her: heyy
me: so when can i hit?
her: uh never
me:fasho
her: okaaay? ahahaha
me: so that's a yes?
her: kidding?
me: are you kidding?

to be continued

her: are you?
me: nope
her: ha oh
me: is you?
her: well i dont let anyone. so yeah im kidding
me: kidding about lettin me hit or not lettin me hit?
her: kiddin about lettin you
me: so thats a no?
her: yea
me: fasho
her: what are you doin?
me: fuck off

few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

weak ass boyfriend

hahaha, you told that nigguh off

this thread is fucking epic!

wasnt done thru cell phone but might as well post it up:

♥nicole;; says: (8:13:37 AM)
hey
♥nicole;; says: (8:13:37 AM)
whats up
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:16:23 AM)
i got serious question to ask u
♥nicole;; says: (8:16:42 AM)
yeah
♥nicole;; says: (8:16:44 AM)
go ahead
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:16:53 AM)
when u gunna lemme tap that
♥nicole;; says: (8:17:11 AM)
lol
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:17:27 AM)
i m a busy man i need an answer now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:05 AM)
is that a yes or a no
♥nicole;; says: (8:18:13 AM)
which one of franks friends are you?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:26 AM)
its 8 in the morning
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:47 AM)
n i dont have anyone at my house nor no one signed into my msn
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:19:07 AM)
i can show u webcam to prove it
♥nicole;; says: (8:19:43 AM)
go right ahead
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:20:08 AM)
what to prove it or i can tap on that
♥nicole;; says: (8:20:29 AM)
prove it The Call failed because ♥nicole;; is using a version of Messenger that does not support Video calls. Waiting for ♥nicole;; to accept the file "Photo 27.jpg" (60 Kb). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Ctrl+C) the file transfer.


fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:23:35 AM)
u just dont believe me do u
♥nicole;; says: (8:23:50 AM)
lol alright.
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:24:08 AM)
so wen we gunna do that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:24:52 AM)
like i said im a busy man i need an answer now
♥nicole;; says: (8:25:11 AM)
lol what douchebag still does that?
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fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:26:57 AM)
i d-bag that wants to tap u
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:05 AM)
see
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:18 AM)
it proves it doesnt it
♥nicole;; says: (8:27:24 AM)
not really
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:33 AM)
its my room
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:36 AM)
my face
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:38 AM)
my hand
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:41 AM)
my writing
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:45 AM)
my note pad
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:28:35 AM)
so is that a yes or a no
♥nicole;; says: (8:29:15 AM)
ok yeah just stop it
♥nicole;; says: (8:29:20 AM)
im bored now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:29:37 AM)
then u need a good fuck to get outta it
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:01 AM)
i wont stop till u gimme a direct answer*
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:03 AM)
either yes
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:05 AM)
or no
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:20 AM)
or sure mayb works too
♥nicole;; says: (8:30:45 AM)
are you on something
♥nicole;; says: (8:30:50 AM)
because if you are i want some of that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:51 AM)
nope
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:15 AM)
i just had cinnamon toast crunch at a glass of chocolate milk
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:30 AM)
if u think that makes me go retarded like this
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:36 AM)
the go to shoppers*
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:46 AM)
but im tell u im not on anything
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:01 AM)
god damn it nicole r u gunnan gimme a straight answer or what
♥nicole;; says: (8:32:07 AM)
lol
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:15 AM)
yes or no
♥nicole;; says: (8:32:37 AM)
ok usually this convo starts with "aye" or "yo" never "hey nicole"
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:51 AM)
wtf
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:04 AM)
and no i will not let you tap that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:08 AM)
ok aye nicole can i tap on u
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:17 AM)
fuck nicole
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:19 AM)
god damn it
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:29 AM)
see how easy u just ended this
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:41 AM)
just answer the fucking question
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:46 AM)
lol
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:52 AM)
i thought id let you have your fun
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:07 AM)
no ur teasing me
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:30 AM)
seriously hurry up n let me move on already
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:32 AM)
fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:34:46 AM)
you must be bored as shit
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:02 AM)
umm yea n i want a good fuck too
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:10 AM)
go to your neighbors
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:30 AM)
what the weird ass but hot neighbor i have?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:36 AM)
shes fucking retarded
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:41 AM)
more retarded than u
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:47 AM)
thanks
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:50 AM)
i thought that was impossible
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:09 AM)
not if u persuade her in the future
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:11 AM)
n say
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:24 AM)
frank has a brad pitt-like body
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:35 AM)
n not a stereotype asian shelong
♥nicole;; says: (8:36:48 AM)
lol
♥nicole;; says: (8:36:52 AM)
well i dont know about that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:08 AM)
well then u gotta experience that urself isnt it
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:15 AM)
wow
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:15 AM)
ok
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:18 AM)
um
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:24 AM)
why the fuck are you up at 8
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:36 AM)
asking questions that people usually ask when they're in the 4th grade
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:42 AM)
coz i want a goood good fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:52 AM)
go to craigslist
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:02 AM)
nah those rnt clean
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:03 AM)
im not fucking your ass
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:14 AM)
dont worry u wont b
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:23 AM)
unless u have a cock
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:33 AM)
you know what i mean
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:36 AM)
well
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:37 AM)
have fun
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:39 AM)
im out
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:44 AM)
awww u suck
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:58 AM)
yeah i do
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:14 AM)
really good too
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:27 AM)
now thats another tease right there
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:37 AM)
gotta lemme experience that*
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:46 AM)
when youre hot k?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:40:01 AM)
ouch thats harsh
♥nicole;; says: (8:40:10 AM)
im gna post that pic up now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:40:21 AM)
ok sure

fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:42 AM)
coz i want a goood good fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:52 AM)
go to craigslist
.....

fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:44 AM)
awww u suck
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:58 AM)
yeah i do
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:14 AM)
really good too
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:27 AM)
now thats another tease right there
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:37 AM)
gotta lemme experience that*
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:46 AM)
when youre hot k?

lmaoo. played!!

KNOCK IT OFF.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0

i wasn't calling it gay like the kids in the vid(who you probably look like). . that faggot asked home boy to post pictures of himself, before and after working out.. THAT'S SO GAY.. word to mother!!