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July 31, 2009 @ 11:02 PM
alecsayss510

Post: 262

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SF

never niqqahh
July 31, 2009 @ 11:08 PM
Skkipy

Post: 343

Join Date: May 2007

Location: Chicago

never niqqahh


yeah... i hate tha way she spells... pisses me off
July 31, 2009 @ 11:31 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

me- let me tap that
her - logg off


HAHhahahahhHAhhahhahhhahaaaaaaaahahhahhahahahhhahahahhhhhhhhhhaha.
July 31, 2009 @ 11:44 PM
AyoItzJuno

Post: 252

Join Date: Jul 2009

best ever
this shiznits is the best thread ever!
had me rotflmfao to the maxxx...hahah
July 31, 2009 @ 11:46 PM
jsejohnson1985

Post: 36

Join Date: Jul 2009

me: yo bitch! ima tap that, you nasty ho
her: oh baby. you turn me on
me: stfu bitch and drive over here now!
her: but i don't have my license sad
me:you better hop your ass in a cab, slut
me: and you best be wet when you get here. work that p**** while you're in the cab!
her: you know it daddy
her: i'm in the cab now. should i lube my ass too? my friend is coming over too. is that ok?
me: tell her to bring a blunt
her: i'm outside

...thats how i roll faggots, on the real. word to mother!!
July 31, 2009 @ 11:49 PM
prolifick21

Post: 543

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: N Y C // WORLD

this thread is full of win!!


"the aint no fun if my homies can't have none" had me major lollzing
August 1, 2009 @ 12:17 AM
indecisive

Post: 1476

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Los Angeles

the first thing they asked me when i asked was,"Are you high?" this thread is win!
August 1, 2009 @ 12:19 AM
jsejohnson1985

Post: 36

Join Date: Jul 2009

i win... the pussy!! real talk. aks somebody. on the real. word to mother!!
August 1, 2009 @ 12:48 AM
sole_assassin

Post: 204

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: City of Angels

from my Blackberry Messenger...
SoLe AssAssiN: So when can I tap that?
"Esmie": I'm serious
"Esmie": I don't know... When can u?
SoLe AssAssiN: You let me know.
"Esmie": Tomorrow night or tonight?
SoLe AssAssiN: You want it that bad?
"Esmie": I'm saying that tonight or tomorrow. Not both nights
"Esmie": But if u want to its koo lol
SoLe AssAssiN: Hahaha.. Down
"Esmie": For what?
SoLe AssAssiN: Hulk smash! LOL
"Esmie": Duuumb!!!
"Esmie": I'm down for tomorrow night
SoLe AssAssiN: Cool.
"Esmie": What are u doing tonight?
SoLe AssAssiN: Haven't decided yet.
"Esmie": Same here.. I was think u...lol
SoLe AssAssiN: You ready for all this though? You know how I get.. Lol
"Esmie": Have u been working out?
SoLe AssAssiN: Yes I have. Lol.. Thanks for noticing
"Esmie": ***** I've been ready
"Esmie": Yea it looks good
SoLe AssAssiN: Thanks. I try
"Esmie": Yummy! Hahahaha
cool
August 1, 2009 @ 12:53 AM
noLs_a**owed

Post: 243

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: The Go

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex razz

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)
August 1, 2009 @ 12:54 AM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

pics of you before and after working out and then her.

plz
August 1, 2009 @ 12:57 AM
jsejohnson1985

Post: 36

Join Date: Jul 2009

pics of you before and after working out and then her.

plz


wow!!! that's so gay!!! word to mother!!
August 1, 2009 @ 01:00 AM
Gods Gift

Post: 231

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: saint louis

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex razz

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)

i lol'd hella hard @ juicy 4 ya
August 1, 2009 @ 01:20 AM
noLs_a**owed

Post: 243

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: The Go

this is what really happens when u text yo Ex razz

Me: hey
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tony
Her: o OK.... can u not text me
Me: ok i got one Q. though
Her: What?.....
Me: When can i tap that i can make it juicy for ya!
Her: No...Never...stop textin' me....
Me: Juicy 4 ya!
Her: (no reply)
Me: But 4 real lol i'll never text you again, but when ur boyfriend stops checkin ur text, calllllll me!!! so i can... well u kno ;)


few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol smile

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me smile

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

razz weak ass boyfriend
August 1, 2009 @ 01:35 AM
drifter

Post: 1271

Join Date: Aug 2006

few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol smile

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me smile

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

razz weak ass boyfriend


i know a dude with the last name barksdale...that some mafia shit?
August 1, 2009 @ 01:48 AM
THiZZ

Post: 2673

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

***** got hella quiet...just tried to keep it short with just don't text her...haha talkin hella noise then he got real quiet...

-THiZZ
August 1, 2009 @ 01:54 AM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

I hope you smashed and then called her in the morning.


nah no sex, just a blowjob...

She said she and her bf haven't had sex in almost 2 weeks, so if her pussy looked beat up he'd know something was going on haha..

Believe me bro I used to date this chick in highschool, I'm more familiar with that vag than her.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

August 1, 2009 @ 02:00 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5498

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

wow!!! that's so gay!!! word to mother!!

KNOCK IT OFF.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0
August 1, 2009 @ 02:16 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p
August 1, 2009 @ 02:16 AM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p


AWW Maaaaan.

She a fatty? Got a fatty?
August 1, 2009 @ 02:23 AM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p


*****, you gay

Buffalo Bills till I die.

August 1, 2009 @ 02:33 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

lol

me: hey
her: heyy
me: so when can i hit?
her: uh never
me:fasho
her: okaaay? ahahaha
me: so that's a yes?
her: kidding?
me: are you kidding?

to be continued
August 1, 2009 @ 02:45 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

her: are you?
me: nope
her: ha oh
me: is you?
her: well i dont let anyone. so yeah im kidding
me: kidding about lettin me hit or not lettin me hit?
her: kiddin about lettin you
me: so thats a no?
her: yea
me: fasho
her: what are you doin?
me: fuck off
August 1, 2009 @ 03:02 AM
filth

Post: 3394

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Vancouver

few mins later.... with her boyfriend

Him: A fam i dont appreciate u textin my girl that shyt and if u wanna c me fam we can get down and on my mama if i c u im beat yo fuckin ass and dont text my girl eva again bitch

Me: ....lol smile

Him: Yea u smile u wont be smiling when i'm done with u dont let me c u

Me: Aye real talk my dude, calm down, I aint tryin to get with her :/ it was a jok, no need to get all defensive

Him: Fuck that dont text my girl no more period and if she tell me u text her again thats gonna be last text u gonna send and thats a promise cause u really dont kno who u fucking with, just stay away from my girl and there wont be no problem for you

Me: my man, i can text who ever the fuck i wanna text, lucky for u it aint yo girl... nd u dony know who you fucking talkin to, the last name is Barksdale fam. we likely know the same ppl, except urs ride for me smile

Him: Lucky for me huh u real funny dude just dont let me c u fam dont text my girl no mo and i dont give a fuck what yo last name is

Me: lol oooooooook and like i said i aint textin her bunk ass! and u better respect that name bitch

Him: Fuck u cuz just leave my girl alone/// simple as that

Me: Nigggga i understand u defending her honor but real shit, i aint even thinkin bout yo girl

Him: Just don't text her no mo

Me: 4sho, btw im going to ur school this semester so if u wanna try and get on that dummy, we can get on that dummy

Him: just don't talk to my girl

Me: 4sho

razz weak ass boyfriend


hahaha, you told that nigguh off
August 1, 2009 @ 03:13 AM

Inactive

this thread is fucking epic!
August 1, 2009 @ 07:40 AM
frankie123

Post: 175

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: T.Dot / Hong Kong

wasnt done thru cell phone but might as well post it up:

♥nicole;; says: (8:13:37 AM)
hey
♥nicole;; says: (8:13:37 AM)
whats up
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:16:23 AM)
i got serious question to ask u
♥nicole;; says: (8:16:42 AM)
yeah
♥nicole;; says: (8:16:44 AM)
go ahead
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:16:53 AM)
when u gunna lemme tap that
♥nicole;; says: (8:17:11 AM)
lol
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:17:27 AM)
i m a busy man i need an answer now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:05 AM)
is that a yes or a no
♥nicole;; says: (8:18:13 AM)
which one of franks friends are you?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:26 AM)
its 8 in the morning
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:18:47 AM)
n i dont have anyone at my house nor no one signed into my msn
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:19:07 AM)
i can show u webcam to prove it
♥nicole;; says: (8:19:43 AM)
go right ahead
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:20:08 AM)
what to prove it or i can tap on that
♥nicole;; says: (8:20:29 AM)
prove it The Call failed because ♥nicole;; is using a version of Messenger that does not support Video calls. Waiting for ♥nicole;; to accept the file "Photo 27.jpg" (60 Kb). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Ctrl+C) the file transfer.


fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:23:35 AM)
u just dont believe me do u
♥nicole;; says: (8:23:50 AM)
lol alright.
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:24:08 AM)
so wen we gunna do that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:24:52 AM)
like i said im a busy man i need an answer now
♥nicole;; says: (8:25:11 AM)
lol what douchebag still does that?
Transfer of file "Photo 27.jpg" has been accepted by ♥nicole;;. Starting transfer...Cancel
Transfer of "Photo 27.jpg" is complete.


fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:26:57 AM)
i d-bag that wants to tap u
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:05 AM)
see
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:18 AM)
it proves it doesnt it
♥nicole;; says: (8:27:24 AM)
not really
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:33 AM)
its my room
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:36 AM)
my face
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:38 AM)
my hand
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:41 AM)
my writing
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:27:45 AM)
my note pad
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:28:35 AM)
so is that a yes or a no
♥nicole;; says: (8:29:15 AM)
ok yeah just stop it
♥nicole;; says: (8:29:20 AM)
im bored now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:29:37 AM)
then u need a good fuck to get outta it
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:01 AM)
i wont stop till u gimme a direct answer*
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:03 AM)
either yes
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:05 AM)
or no
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:20 AM)
or sure mayb works too
♥nicole;; says: (8:30:45 AM)
are you on something
♥nicole;; says: (8:30:50 AM)
because if you are i want some of that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:30:51 AM)
nope
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:15 AM)
i just had cinnamon toast crunch at a glass of chocolate milk
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:30 AM)
if u think that makes me go retarded like this
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:36 AM)
the go to shoppers*
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:31:46 AM)
but im tell u im not on anything
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:01 AM)
god damn it nicole r u gunnan gimme a straight answer or what
♥nicole;; says: (8:32:07 AM)
lol
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:15 AM)
yes or no
♥nicole;; says: (8:32:37 AM)
ok usually this convo starts with "aye" or "yo" never "hey nicole"
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:32:51 AM)
wtf
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:04 AM)
and no i will not let you tap that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:08 AM)
ok aye nicole can i tap on u
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:17 AM)
fuck nicole
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:19 AM)
god damn it
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:29 AM)
see how easy u just ended this
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:33:41 AM)
just answer the fucking question
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:46 AM)
lol
♥nicole;; says: (8:33:52 AM)
i thought id let you have your fun
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:07 AM)
no ur teasing me
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:30 AM)
seriously hurry up n let me move on already
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:34:32 AM)
fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:34:46 AM)
you must be bored as shit
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:02 AM)
umm yea n i want a good fuck too
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:10 AM)
go to your neighbors
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:30 AM)
what the weird ass but hot neighbor i have?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:36 AM)
shes fucking retarded
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:35:41 AM)
more retarded than u
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:47 AM)
thanks
♥nicole;; says: (8:35:50 AM)
i thought that was impossible
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:09 AM)
not if u persuade her in the future
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:11 AM)
n say
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:24 AM)
frank has a brad pitt-like body
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:36:35 AM)
n not a stereotype asian shelong
♥nicole;; says: (8:36:48 AM)
lol
♥nicole;; says: (8:36:52 AM)
well i dont know about that
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:08 AM)
well then u gotta experience that urself isnt it
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:15 AM)
wow
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:15 AM)
ok
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:18 AM)
um
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:24 AM)
why the fuck are you up at 8
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:36 AM)
asking questions that people usually ask when they're in the 4th grade
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:42 AM)
coz i want a goood good fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:52 AM)
go to craigslist
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:02 AM)
nah those rnt clean
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:03 AM)
im not fucking your ass
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:14 AM)
dont worry u wont b
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:23 AM)
unless u have a cock
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:33 AM)
you know what i mean
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:36 AM)
well
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:37 AM)
have fun
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:39 AM)
im out
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:44 AM)
awww u suck
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:58 AM)
yeah i do
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:14 AM)
really good too
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:27 AM)
now thats another tease right there
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:37 AM)
gotta lemme experience that*
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:46 AM)
when youre hot k?
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:40:01 AM)
ouch thats harsh
♥nicole;; says: (8:40:10 AM)
im gna post that pic up now
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:40:21 AM)
ok sure
August 1, 2009 @ 09:21 AM
richedesilien

Post: 474

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:37:42 AM)
coz i want a goood good fuck
♥nicole;; says: (8:37:52 AM)
go to craigslist

.....

fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:38:44 AM)
awww u suck
♥nicole;; says: (8:38:58 AM)
yeah i do
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:14 AM)
really good too
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:27 AM)
now thats another tease right there
fRaNko? ✕✕ says: (8:39:37 AM)
gotta lemme experience that*
♥nicole;; says: (8:39:46 AM)
when youre hot k?



lmaoo. played!!
August 1, 2009 @ 09:34 AM
jsejohnson1985

Post: 36

Join Date: Jul 2009

KNOCK IT OFF.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0


i wasn't calling it gay like the kids in the vid(who you probably look like). . that faggot asked home boy to post pictures of himself, before and after working out.. THAT'S SO GAY.. word to mother!!
August 1, 2009 @ 05:01 PM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

Post: 3015

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: uptown

Me: ayyo purtty
her: Hii! smile
Me: can i tap that right now? pretty horny over here
her: lol me too! and my parents aren't home smile
me: i was just joking =p


JOSEPH WTF ARE YOU DOING?

shit if u were just joking, i'm not, send me her myspace lmao

www.NickyDsss.com

August 1, 2009 @ 06:19 PM
eddieowns

Post: 168

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Portland, OR

last night

Me: Amy
Her: Yess?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahaha (:
Me: WTF answer that shit
Her: Idk smile
Me: Whatever shut up. I'll be over in 10.
Her: (: Omg. Hahahah
Me: U got condoms?
Her: Fer sure :D you know me.
Me: Yea..

*I smashed

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