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July 31, 2009 @ 02:50 AM
Doza

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Arizona

girl 1

me: hey you got a minute?
her: yea wats wrong
me: nuffin just a quick question thats all.
her: oh ok ask
me: when you gonna let me tap that??
her: haha umm hm when im single
me: you dont gotta be single baybay : )
her: i do
me: why is that?
her: im not a cheater
me: its not cheating. its more like practice. and it relieves stress.
her: hmmm why are u askin all of a sudden
me: ive been wanting to ask baybay : )
me: : ( its natural! i know you wanna!
her: i dnt wanna cheat
me: its not cheating... just having fun enjoying our teenage years.
me: itll bee fun : ) ill make you cum so many times youll ask for gas money! : )
me: damn whatever then. you wack anyways, you barely gonna be freshman talkin bout you dont wanna cheat. well umm its high school beetch. ill get at that soon as you single.


girl 2

me: hey you up?
her: yea you? : )
me: me tooo : ) qq for ya
her: whats up : )
me: when you gonna let me tap that?? : )
her: haha your funny : )
me: lol am i? wasnt trynna be tho. that was a serious question : P
her: well when you gonna get your ass down here : )
me: whenever you can buy my plane ticket!
her: <3
me: i wanna see that beautiful body of yours : ) why dont you send me random pics anymore? i loved that!
her: would you like me too now : )
me: yes mam : )

this convo didnt lead to sex... (out of state) but it did lead to sexting.
ill keep her out of state goodies to myself haha!
July 31, 2009 @ 02:52 AM
Doza

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Arizona

"sorry i just wanted to fit in on a website forum sad "


lol harsh!
July 31, 2009 @ 02:54 AM
Doza

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Arizona

Me: Wassup shawty
Her:Hey whats up
Me: Let me ask you something
Her:Alrighty
Me:When u gonna let me tap that
Her:What?
Me: When we gonna get silly girl
Her:Never?
Me: Oh alright
Her:I hardly even know you
Me:dont let that hold us back baby

I didn't get a reply.....



haha lol'd so hard at "when we gonna get silly girl"
July 31, 2009 @ 02:56 AM
ignorantian

Post: 1643

Join Date: Apr 2009


me: Its not cheating. Its more like practice. And it relieves stress.
!


lol
July 31, 2009 @ 03:30 AM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

"sorry i just wanted to fit in on a website forum sad "


Hahaha went in on him...

-THiZZ
July 31, 2009 @ 11:20 AM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

ok, so my goal for life now is to start a conversation like that and actually get laid

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

July 31, 2009 @ 02:10 PM
And

Post: 166

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: San Diego

I've already hit this, just trying to get it again .
fat (12:08:11 PM): yep, so when you gonna let me tap that again huh
(12:08:18 PM): lmfao
(12:08:20 PM): we'll see
fat (12:08:29 PM): time is of the essence lol
(12:08:39 PM): we'll see
(12:08:40 PM): B)
fat (12:09:52 PM): whats that sposed to mean
(12:10:06 PM): theres no rush
(12:10:07 PM): lol
fat (12:10:10 PM): alright
fat (12:10:12 PM): im coming over tomorow
fat (12:10:13 PM): ill call you
fat (12:10:20 PM): lol
fat (12:10:44 PM): im afraid youll change your mind lol
(12:10:45 PM): lmao
(12:10:49 PM): i meant
(12:10:50 PM): like
12:10:54 PM): no ruush to get into it
(12:10:55 PM): LOL
July 31, 2009 @ 03:01 PM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4030

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

are you guys really doing it

cause if yall fo real,I'm down
July 31, 2009 @ 03:09 PM
And

Post: 166

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: San Diego

ive been doing it lol. pissed off 3 girls. 1 of them a good friend of mine lol but i just lie my way out of it and say someone took my phone. its pretty fun when theres nothing better to do.
July 31, 2009 @ 03:47 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

me: hey what's up
her: nuthing, bored as hell
me: yeah me too.. mind if I ask you something?
her: sure what's up?
me: when you gonna let me hit that?
her: LOL
me: I'm serious (-_-)
her: really?
me: yeahh.. so what's your answer?
her: oh.. when I come back from nysmile
me: when's that?
her: monday. are you serious tho?
me: dead ass. I've been waiting to smash for too long
her: waits over;)

cool

I swear I would of never done this before this thread ahaa now I'm getting laid off of something I did for fun lmao.

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

July 31, 2009 @ 03:59 PM
W33ZY

Post: 1150

Join Date: Feb 2008

^ lmao. good shit
July 31, 2009 @ 06:22 PM
(G)TRAP

suspended

Post: 3666

Join Date: Jun 2008

me- let me tap that
her - logg off
July 31, 2009 @ 07:02 PM
waytoogojustin

Post: 948

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: SD

me: hey what's up
her: nuthing, bored as hell
me: yeah me too.. mind if I ask you something?
her: sure what's up?
me: when you gonna let me hit that?
her: LOL
me: I'm serious (-_-)
her: really?
me: yeahh.. so what's your answer?
her: oh.. when I come back from nysmile
me: when's that?
her: monday. are you serious tho?
me: dead ass. I've been waiting to smash for too long
her: waits over;)

cool

I swear I would of never done this before this thread ahaa now I'm getting laid off of something I did for fun lmao.

Pic of girl?
July 31, 2009 @ 07:23 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

me: hey
her: hey i was just gonna stop by this morning, but fell back asleep haha. how ya been?
me: good, can i ask you something
her: forsure whats up
me: can i tap that?
her: lmfao ur an ass
me: so for real, whats good
her: lol nothing, on my way to work, hows your friend?
me: forget about him, so can i tap that?
her: your wack
me: so that wasnt a no
her: lmao. thats a no. your the homie
me: aint no fun if the homies cant have none
her: your trippin
me: we can still be friends afterwards

then no reply...

-THiZZ
July 31, 2009 @ 07:45 PM
ozzycruzer7

Post: 187

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: SD


her: lmao. thats a no. your the homie
me: aint no fun if the homies cant have none


lol haha funniest one on herecool
July 31, 2009 @ 07:46 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

Pic of girl?





smile

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

July 31, 2009 @ 07:51 PM
will 1 am

Post: 754

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Ann Arbor

me: ayo, when you goin let me tap dat?
her: this is ******' dad.

he is an ex-bodybuilder/strongman
July 31, 2009 @ 07:56 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

^ Stoops.
July 31, 2009 @ 09:16 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

me: ayo, when you goin let me tap dat?
her: this is ******' dad.

he is an ex-bodybuilder/strongman


that's why your supose to start a convo first loll

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

July 31, 2009 @ 10:15 PM
Comikazi

Post: 847

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: North Crack

me: hey
her: hey i was just gonna stop by this morning, but fell back asleep haha. how ya been?
me: good, can i ask you something
her: forsure whats up
me: can i tap that?
her: lmfao ur an ass
me: so for real, whats good
her: lol nothing, on my way to work, hows your friend?
me: forget about him, so can i tap that?
her: your wack
me: so that wasnt a no
her: lmao. thats a no. your the homie
me: aint no fun if the homies cant have none
her: your trippin
me: we can still be friends afterwards

then no reply...

-THiZZ


lol "your the homie" thats fucked
July 31, 2009 @ 10:17 PM
slyf0x

Post: 48

Join Date: Feb 2009

me: hey hows it going (name)?
her: hey! pretty good, i haven't talked to you in a while
me: yeah its been a while, i gotta ask you something tho
her: go for it
me: can i tap that fine ass of yours?
her: so you just come back and ask me this after u stop talking to me for so long?
me: yeahp, can't lie i missed you
her: still got that charm don't you? i missed you too.. i still think about all our late night talks
me: answer the question
her: i'm in vegas right now
me: when u gonna be back in SF?
her: i'll let you know
me: is that a yes?
her: do u know how i like it?
me: i still remember
her: come over when i'm back
me: fasho, i'll bring some trees too
her: kay, see you when i'm back cutestuff
July 31, 2009 @ 10:26 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Well played...

-THiZZ
July 31, 2009 @ 10:30 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

me: hey hows it going (name)?
her: hey! pretty good, i haven't talked to you in a while
me: yeah its been a while, i gotta ask you something tho
her: go for it
me: can i tap that fine ass of yours?
her: so you just come back and ask me this after u stop talking to me for so long?
me: yeahp, can't lie i missed you
her: still got that charm don't you? i missed you too.. i still think about all our late night talks
me: answer the question
her: i'm in vegas right now
me: when u gonna be back in SF?
her: i'll let you know
me: is that a yes?
her: do u know how i like it?
me: i still remember
her: come over when i'm back
me: fasho, i'll bring some trees too
her: kay, see you when i'm back cutestuff


ha!!! got me rollin lol

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

July 31, 2009 @ 10:34 PM
jsejohnson1985

Post: 36

Join Date: Jul 2009

you're full of shit. next time record it and post it. word to mother!!
July 31, 2009 @ 10:36 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

epic thread
July 31, 2009 @ 10:40 PM
ray quan

Post: 31

Join Date: Jul 2009

are there pics of these broads to go along with the texts?
July 31, 2009 @ 10:43 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2513

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Me: (name) fresh whatup girl
Her: Hey wojie whats up
Me: I gotta question...
Her: ?
Me: When can I tap that ass?
Her: I gotta boyfriend wojie...
Me: So, he don't got to know shit, let's rekindle that fire baby girl
Her: ***** you crazy...
Me: Woah woah woah, I ain't nobody's *****
Her: Well you somebody's ***** wearin that ***** tie
Me: Now you are being condescending. You've been warned, aight? Now let's move forward amicably.
Her: Well, aight...check this out wojie. First of all you throwing too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take em as disrespect. Watch your mouth...and help me with the sale.
Me: Okay, see...now you found yourself a *****. You was lookin for a *****? ***** here now!
Me: Damn I love you baby, I'll be over around 8? I miss these times.
Her: Nooooo please don't haha!
Me: I'm already half mass, can't stop won't stop baby girl, I'll bring an 18 of yeungling.
Her: Ugh, fine!

Removed pic

Buffalo Bills till I die.

July 31, 2009 @ 10:55 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

I hope you smashed and then called her in the morning.
July 31, 2009 @ 10:56 PM
Skkipy

Post: 343

Join Date: May 2007

Location: Chicago

aight so i tried it yesterday... tha outcome later on will be good

earlier in tha day (haven't talked to tha girl in like a week & i start off with this)






AFTER AN OFF TOPIC CONVO I PROCEED TO ASK AGAIN

July 31, 2009 @ 10:58 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

Lmaoooo

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?


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