Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

July 30, 2009 @ 05:29 PM
noLs_a**owed

Post: 243

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: The Go

You: i got a Q.
Stranger: pkmn trainer does not use masterball?
You: when u going to let me tap that?
Stranger: tap what
You: that ass
Stranger: nao?
You: noa?
You: now?
Stranger: ja
Stranger: u liek my ass?
You: is it nice?
Stranger: no sorry is hideous
Stranger: all hairy and shit
You: who am i kidding i dont care
You: so u into anal?
Stranger: we will have to cut away the hair first
Stranger: and then the hairshit
You: can i scrapbook it?
Stranger: sur
Stranger: e
You: dope dope
You: it'll go right next to my baseball cards
You: the page before my childs placenta smile
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: nice indeed
Stranger: does that matter?
You: i asked didn't i bitch
Stranger: okay sorry sorry
Stranger: its josef fritzl
You: u sould like a foreign bitch ass ****
You: or a jew
Stranger: no jew
Stranger: we got rid of them
You: oh ur one of those rag wearing, let me tap that ass, and dont give it up ass ****s
Stranger: u totally got me *****
You: smile ikno u babe
You: so can i tap that?
You: can i?
You: can i?
Stranger: YES U CAN
Stranger: DO IT NAO
You: thanks u obama dick wanting ass ****
You: so where u @?
Stranger: ew obama
Stranger: where u?
You: ew yo mama
Stranger: americunt?
You: it that right next to ameriTIT, and canFuck-a-dumb bitch?
Stranger: mexico
You: ew.
You: i don't want swine flu
You: on my dick
Stranger: u chinaman?
You: nah, u fence hopin tacoman
Stranger: what else is there
You: white people.... and the native americans
Stranger: alaska
You: ? ***** u mexican how u spelling so well, i thought you would have said alaske'
You: can i nacho lebre that ass?
Stranger: i no mexican bitch
You: can i
You: can i
You: can i nacho lebre that ass?
Stranger: a wild abra appears
You: thats digimon aint it, j-lo u so crazzzzy
Stranger: u fucker
Stranger: get your classics
Stranger: goddamnit
You: mybad, ninja turtles
Stranger: digimon is gay
You: sorry jose
Stranger: its not jose
Stranger: is pablo
You: i thought it was paco
Stranger: i like taco
You: maybad jesus
Stranger: taco taco, burrrrito burrito
Stranger: taco flavored kisses
You: and fences.... not so much green cards
You: right?
Stranger: who needs geen cards
Stranger: when you have tacis
You: obviously not taco loving boarder jumping beans smile
You: u so crazzzzzy Daddy Yankee
You: mybad, PitBull
Stranger: screw this shit
Stranger: im going to bed
Stranger: smile
You: so can i tap that?
Stranger: NO!
You: smile
You: i <3 you
Stranger: .... i hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
July 30, 2009 @ 05:33 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5482

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

^ I semi-lol'd.
July 30, 2009 @ 05:58 PM
sicko12

Post: 1

Join Date: Jul 2009

Bastards! you stole this from PBNation. Damn you, and damn reddit.
July 30, 2009 @ 06:10 PM
alex.

Post: 6401

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Slovakia :3

Bastards! you stole this from PBNation. Damn you, and damn reddit.


you just regged to tell us that?

gtfo.

and it wasnt like 10times mentioned either

gtfo.
July 30, 2009 @ 06:11 PM
Virung&#551;

Post: 291

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Madison, WI

you just regged to tell us that?

gtfo.


qft
July 30, 2009 @ 06:16 PM
Noah

Post: 623

Join Date: Jul 2008

me:ive got a question
her:ive got an answer
me: when you gunna let me tap dat
her: hahaha today
me: where are you?
her: on your bed
me: ill be down in a few, gotta finish watching my show then i think ill make myself a sandwich
July 30, 2009 @ 08:50 PM
jassass1n

Post: 126

Join Date: Mar 2009

^booooo.
July 30, 2009 @ 09:28 PM
Cybrax2

Post: 529

Join Date: Mar 2009

Stranger: gigity gigity goo
You: lol wassup!
Stranger: nothingggg
You: i have a special question for you...
You: Can I tap that????
You: Can I?
Stranger: yah sure if ur a boy
You: cool i am :D
Stranger: awsome
You: u legal right?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: hope u r 2
You: heelz yeah!
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: wut do u look like/
You: dont matter i can tape a picture on my face if ya want
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: u no wut
Stranger: im not feeling horny anymore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol damnn. I didnt respond on time and my last lime was fail. try again!
July 30, 2009 @ 09:33 PM
drifter

Post: 1269

Join Date: Aug 2006

You guys do realize you're killing it witht he stranger convos right? Shit is suppose to be done with peopel you know or atleast semi know.

way to kill it.
July 30, 2009 @ 09:34 PM
allstrz

Post: 46

Join Date: Nov 2007

me: can i ask you a question?
her: yea
her: sure
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: yea really funny
me: what is so funny?
her: your question
me: im waiting for an answer.
her: my answer is no
me: no is not a valid option, i asked WHEN are you gonna let me tap that.
her: okay never
me: thats fucked up i thought we were best friends
her: you doont call your best friends a bitch
me: so you're implying that if i didn't call you a bitch, u would let me tap that?
her: no
her: i'm not
her: im just saying


I FAIL!
July 30, 2009 @ 09:37 PM
FreshAddict

Post: 3031

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO!

me: can i ask you a question?
her: yea
her: sure
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: yea really funny
me: what is so funny?
her: your question
me: im waiting for an answer.
her: my answer is no
me: no is not a valid option, i asked WHEN are you gonna let me tap that.
her: okay never
me: thats fucked up i thought we were best friends
her: you doont call your best friends a bitch
me: so you're implying that if i didn't call you a bitch, u would let me tap that?
her: no
her: i'm not
her: im just saying


I FAIL!


lmao that was funny as hell still
July 30, 2009 @ 10:31 PM
Comikazi

Post: 847

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: North Crack

me: "name" will you be my baby mama
her: of course
me: good, so when r u gonna let me tap that?
her: now...

kawsome
July 30, 2009 @ 10:34 PM
ThaGame

Post: 1361

Join Date: Apr 2009

me hey
her hey!
me i got a question
her yeah?
me when you gonna let me tap that?
her Lmaao! WTF
me what's lmao funny?
her nothing
me get to the answer
her idkk.
me what dont you know
her smile lolss
me so when
her Y u ask me when im goin2 let u tape that??lol
me so i can get a nasa condom
her u tell me ;)
me tomorrow
her lolsss. Woww!
July 30, 2009 @ 10:58 PM
Doza

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Arizona

-------------
girl number 1
-------------

me: hey girl... i got a questionnn
her: and what might that be?
me: when you gonna let me tap that??
me: simple question... when u gonna let me get at it?
her: you gota be kidding me.
me: nope not one bit. just if/when you gonna let me. i know you get lonely sometimes : )
her: I dont get lonely. lol. i have a boyfriend & im totally content with him and never ever going to cheat. thanks for offering though.
me: dont consider it as cheating. think of it as practice or a stress reliever.
her: i dont know if you know this or not but.. i dont need practice. : ) ive gone pro. so still not happening.
me: we then help me go pro im almost there : ) cmon girl...cowgirl reverse cowgirl 69 all that bomb bomb.
her: done it all and more.
me: well lets role play. bring ur ebisu uniform. ill make you cum so many times youll ask for gas money girl.
her: do you talk to every girl like this?
me: nope just the special freaky ones : )... like you.
her: lol that was not freaky, that was weird.
me: i wasnt trynna be freaky. i said ur freaky. you can take my order and everything. itll be fun.
her: no. not happening.
me: okay thennn. well whenever ur ready i am... : )

-------------
girl number 2
-------------

me: hey girlly i got a question for ya : )
her: haha what is it?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha this is (name) right?
me: naw this is (name)
her: lol are you being serious?!
me: yes mam : ) when you gonna let me get at it?
her: um i dont know? haha
me: well im ready when u are... : )
her: so youre saying you want to fuck? ha
me: yes mam : )
her: (name)! what makes you think im that type of girl?
me: i dont think ur a hoe or slut no worries. i just wanna hit it. nothing wrong with it. its natural?
her: yea i know. its very random, thats all.
me: just wanted to ask for along time... so just lemme know.
her: alright ill hit you up. im going to mexico tomorrow so ill talk to ya soon.
me: okaykaykay : )

about a half an hour later...

her: how many girls have you "hit" (name)?
me: one and only one. i wont give a name tho.
her: im not asking for names. : )
me: : )

to be continued : ).....
July 30, 2009 @ 11:01 PM
Doza

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Arizona

You guys do realize you're killing it witht he stranger convos right? Shit is suppose to be done with peopel you know or atleast semi know.

way to kill it.


agreed!
July 30, 2009 @ 11:07 PM
shottalrg

Post: 67

Join Date: Apr 2006

lol this thread has maaad potential.

heres how mine went

me: hey girl
her: hey was good....what you up to
me: nuthin much. i gota question for you
her: wats that
me: when you gon let me tap that
her: :-o woaah
me: so is that a yes or no
her: NO....are you drunk lol
July 30, 2009 @ 11:11 PM
SmoothCriminal

Post: 713

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Shaolin

Stopping pedos since 1989!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old?
You: im 16.. yourself? =]
Stranger: nice, i'm m and 16 too
You: wow! perfect!
Stranger: where from?
You: just outside LA... you?
Stranger: cool, seattle
You: ohh thats sweet
You: so... i know this might be weird.. but
You: when you gonna tap this? ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i intend to very soon ;)
Stranger: first, do you have pics?
You: lh3.ggpht.com/_mvobcuPa9QY/Rwo2R6LhXAI/AAAAAAAABoM/gGvr4eTZ3Qg/pl-pedo-bear.png
Stranger: yeah, pedo bear, that doesn't give it away
Stranger: you dumbfucking retard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
July 30, 2009 @ 11:32 PM
deadpooL

Post: 2351

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Tokyo

lmao this is some funny shit, i wanna try it but i think id get too many yes' and when are you coming over, while im with my girl, then its me running for my life.




from pbnation

Me: hii
Her: oh hey, we should hangout more like the old days
Me: fosho and i have a QQ for you
Her:QQ?
Me: quick question
Her: mmkay what is it =]
Me:when are you gonna let me that tap dat =]
Her: awwww just come over tomorrow in the after noon <3 just let me get tested mmkay =]
Me: oh
July 30, 2009 @ 11:34 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5482

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

lmao that was funny as hell still

Wooord.
me hey
her hey!
me i got a question
her yeah?
me when you gonna let me tap that?
her Lmaao! WTF
me what's lmao funny?
her nothing
me get to the answer
her idkk.
me what dont you know
her smile lolss
me so when
her Y u ask me when im goin2 let u tape that??lol
me so i can get a nasa condom
her u tell me ;)
me tomorrow
her lolsss. Woww!

*dies*


from pbnation

Me: hii
Her: oh hey, we should hangout more like the old days
Me: fosho and i have a QQ for you
Her:QQ?
Me: quick question
Her: mmkay what is it =]
Me:when are you gonna let me that tap dat =]
Her: awwww just come over tomorrow in the after noon <3 just let me get tested mmkay =]
Me: oh

Really.
July 30, 2009 @ 11:58 PM
SwissMissFire

Post: 1131

Join Date: Nov 2008

me: yo gm I got a question for you
her: whats that (name)?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: I have a boyfran
me: he can watch baby

no reply
July 31, 2009 @ 12:04 AM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

Post: 3012

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: uptown

hahahahah welll idddkk
when we chill? suprised (;

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nick
To: ****
Date: Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM
Subject: RE: AY!


hahahaha since you put it that way yes ;)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ****
To: nick
Date: Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM
Subject: RE: AY!


hahaha are you serioussss? lol (;

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nick
To: ****
Date: Jul 30, 2009 5:30 PM
Subject: AY!


when you gon let me tap that? ;)



ftw, don't have a phone so i myspaced it

www.NickyDsss.com

July 31, 2009 @ 12:56 AM
epsil0n

Post: 224

Join Date: Sep 2006

ericspits(10:29 PM):Hey I got a q

animal(10:29 PM):shoot

ericspits(10:30 PM):Hey let me tap that

ericspits(10:30 PM):When's it goin down

animal(10:31 PM):?

ericspits(10:31 PM)::I

ericspits(10:34 PM):So

animal(10:37 PM):?

ericspits(10:37 PM):Come on

ericspits(10:37 PM):Fap fap tap

animal(10:37 PM):wtf

animal(10:37 PM):ew

animal(10:37 PM):wtf

animal(10:37 PM):tidmore i fuckin swear

animal(10:38 PM):are you drunk or high or what

ericspits(10:38 PM):I'm eric

animal(10:38 PM):yeah yeah eric tidmore

animal(10:39 PM):waste my time with a better question

ericspits(10:40 PM):K

ericspits(10:40 PM):When are you

ericspits(10:40 PM):Gonna let me

ericspits(10:40 PM):Taaaaaaaaap

animal(10:40 PM):NEVER

ericspits(10:40 PM):Daaaaaat

ericspits(10:40 PM):Aaaaaaassssss

animal(10:40 PM):WHAT THE FUCK.

animal(10:40 PM):YOU REALLY ARE PISSING ME OFF.

ericspits(10:41 PM):My hands 60mph

ericspits(10:41 PM):Your buns
July 31, 2009 @ 01:09 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5482

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

Vans: YO MANG
Chukka Low: Oh whadddaaaaap nugga.
Vans: You know I'm chillin'. Aye, quick question.
Chukka Low: What's good?
Vans: When you gon' let me w)tap that?


Sorry, bored.

I actually semi-lol'd. Good juan.
July 31, 2009 @ 01:52 AM
obakeissick

Post: 508

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: LA

her: Oh my goddd

I'm so sorry.

My mom is REAMING me about ***** and ****** and crap.

It's driving me out of my mind.

=/

me: um ouch?


her: I don't really like both you and my mother being mad at me in the same night.

me: well there's only one way you'll get me back on your side

her: Do tell

me: you'll have to answer a very tough question...quickly, i'm a busy man. are you up to it, or would you like this relationship to end?

her: Haha

I'm ready to go.

Hit me with it.

me: When you gonna let me tap that?

her: AHAHAHAHAHA

me: quickly...busy man here

her: THAT is your friendship-renewing question?

me: um youre answering with another question

her: Define 'that'.

me: hey!

her: You never said I couldn't

me: you don't get to make demands here. quick,easy question

her: Answer: Circumstantial.

me: please define answer

her: I can't give you a solid answer until I know what 'that' is.

me: you're bad at this. i'm busy tonight. I'll settle for tomorrow at 3

haileybardwick.tumblr.com

July 31, 2009 @ 02:10 AM
&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;

Post: 679

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Sacramento, CA

My Ex.
Me: Hey
Ex: Hi there
Me: Can I ask you something?
Ex: Sure, anything
Me: Its kinda about us i hope you dont mind
Ex: Nah its okay
Me: When you going to let me tap that again?
Ex: Wtf, r u serious?
Me: Yah
Ex: Wow, Fuck you
Me: Pwaha forreal confused
Ex: Your hella dumb, never again
Me: Why not?
Ex: Your an ass, thats why
Me: K

I wont lie, i said sorry later. lol
July 31, 2009 @ 02:25 AM
pebblesiscool

Post: 580

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Melb. Australia

"sorry i just wanted to fit in on a website forum sad "
July 31, 2009 @ 02:34 AM
estoybien

Post: 1168

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: NYC/NJ

ahaha i just went onto omegle

Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: 17, usa, m, u?
Stranger: 61, EE, f
You: i'm sorry, what's EE stand for?
Stranger: Europian Empire smile
You: Ah okay
You: So, when can i tap that?
Stranger: That depends. Are you an ASCII artist?
You: nope but i can paint a snowy landscape on your face
Stranger: ...
Stranger: lewd young man
July 31, 2009 @ 02:34 AM
Fightda_hype

Post: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009

hahahahaha thats some tight ass game
July 31, 2009 @ 02:34 AM
noob_face

Post: 187

Join Date: Jun 2007

LOL, funny ass thread, I don't got any sad
July 31, 2009 @ 02:37 AM
ignorantian

Post: 1619

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Idaho

Me: Wassup shawty
Her:Hey whats up
Me: Let me ask you something
Her:Alrighty
Me:When u gonna let me tap that
Her:What?
Me: When we gonna get silly girl
Her:Never?
Me: Oh alright
Her:I hardly even know you
Me:dont let that hold us back baby

I didn't get a reply.....
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