Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

September 11, 2011 @ 12:38:58
you can still turn it around
September 11, 2011 @ 12:46:43
ya, but to be honest thats my friend haha, like if she wanted to give it up I'm there cause she's nice as fuck, but i like hanging with her... think i'm in friend limbo tho

Odon.

September 11, 2011 @ 13:17:57
I'm texting bitches now, as we speak! This is fun, ha ha!

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 11, 2011 @ 16:42:35
jaded
ya, but to be honest thats my friend haha, like if she wanted to give it up I'm there cause she's nice as fuck, but i like hanging with her... think i'm in friend limbo tho



i'm the best mayne, i deed it

September 12, 2011 @ 01:09:53
lol i have girl friends too

Odon.

September 12, 2011 @ 16:02:19
I had a lot of fun with this so I have a good number of convo's yesterday.

First off, I have my phone number on twitter so bitches be texting me all the time. I went back in my phone and saw who I can find and this is one that text me a while ago...

Me: Hey 2:07 PM
N!ffty: Sup whoz dis? 2:35 PM
Me: This is Z. I'm looking for niffty 2:37 PM
N!ffty: Z? Frm where ? Dis her. 2:37 PM
Me: From Twitter: @Foldings 2:50 PM
N!ffty: Oh wussup blushing 2:50 PM
Me: Oh now you want to look all happy and what not now that you know its me... lol 2:51 PM
N!ffty: Yump yump, wut chu up 2? 2:52 PM
N!ffty: Lol. 2:53 PM
Me: Nothing much, I just wanted to ask you the question... 2:55 PM
N!ffty: Koo, wutz tha ??? 2:55 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:58 PM
N!ffty: NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAPPENIN blushing 2:58 PM
Me: What about now? 3:07 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao no. 3:10 PM
Me: Well why the hell not? >=( 3:22 PM
N!ffty: Lol, u want me 2 giving u reasons? && I hve a bf hun sorry. 3:22 PM
N!ffty: tongueface 3:23 PM
Me: That's cool, we can have a threesome! 3:23 PM
N!ffty: blushing I'll see wussup lmeezao NOT. 3:24 PM
Me: C'mon you know you would like two big black sucks inside you... well that is unless your bf has a small one. In that case you should just let ME tap that. 3:28 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao NAh i'll pass bro. 3:29 PM
N!ffty: Not happenin. 3:29 PM
Me: Do you like you bfs dick? 3:30 PM
N!ffty: Havent had it yet... But im good doe goodlookn lol. 3:30 PM
Me: Why do you talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥? That's not sexy... 3:31 PM
N!ffty: Lmmezao kus ima BOSS, && Im not trying 2 attract u wut so evr soooo... tongueface 3:32 PM
N!ffty: But yeA Kontinue 2 hve a good FUCKIN Day blushing l8z. 3:33 PM

Here is another twitter bitch:

Me: Hey 2:15 PM
adrienne_bby123: Hey ! 2:16 PM
Me: Hey, when you going to let me tap that? 2:31 PM
adrienne_bby123: LMAO do you know who your txting ? 2:32 PM
Me: Yes, I need answers quick. If not I can ask someone else... 2:36 PM
adrienne_bby123: yo i dont even live in the same state as u so i dont think u know who your txting 2:38 PM
Me: I know you don't. I just need to know if you will or not. Just answer the question... 2:49 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah, & niether would most girls, being approached like that 2:51 PM
Me: Well how should I approach them? 2:52 PM
adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM
Me: So if my game was tight enough you would let me tap that? 2:57 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah cuz i dont know you like that but im sayin for others who do 2:58 PM
Me: So if you knew me like that, and my game was tight enough, you would let me tap that? 3:06 PM
adrienne_bby123: I have standards i dont do hook ups. Me & that person gota be together before that. & Why does this matter ? 3:07 PM
Me: I just wanted to practice making babies. 3:11 PM
adrienne_bby123: Ha ! you dont want thoes yet ! 3:12 PM
Me: That's why I want to practice so when its time to make them I will no how... you don't want to help me? =( 3:20 PM
adrienne_bby123: lol no, btw im in a relationship aha & oh dont worry its easy ask my 17 yr old bestfriend with a baby & one on the way 3:22 PM
Me: She will help me practice? 3:22 PM
adrienne_bby123: Some girls let anyone practicee 3:23 PM
Me: What about your bestfriend? 3:24 PM
adrienne_bby123: Thats a boy LMAO 3:31 PM
Me: -__- 3:32 PM
adrienne_bby123: yeaaaaahhh he has girls that let him practice that was the point i was trying to make aha 3:32 PM

This is one I actually know:

Me: Hey 2:02 PM
SF: Hey watsup 2:55 PM
Me: What you up to! 3:04 PM
SF: Nuffin jus wakin up forreal 3:05 PM
Me: Oh word, can I ask you a kind of personal question... 3:09 PM
SF: whatsup 3:10 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 3:10 PM
SF: lol 3:11 PM
Me: -__- don't laugh at me 3:12 PM
SF: lls we tried in the elevator remember 3:23 PM
Me: Yeah and then we got caught, so that doesn't count... 3:28 PM
SF: Tru well i guess when u find a place 3:29 PM
Me: How about your place? 3:30 PM
SF: uhhhh no good 3:38 PM
Me: Naw its cool, we just go in the bathroom and turn up some music just tell 3:49 PM
Me: Your mom we are synchronize swimming 3:50 PM
(No Response)

This is the same bitch "Slippery Sally" from my "Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy..." thread here: Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy...

Me: Hey 2:08 PM
Slippery Sally: Hey 2:10 PM
Me: How have you been? 2:30 PM
Slippery Sally: Good... 2:31 PM
Me: You sure? 2:31 PM
Slippery Sally: Yes. 2:41 PM
Me: Can I ask you a serious question... 2:47 PM
Slippery Sally: Sure 2:48 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:50 PM
Slippery Sally: Bahahaahha kill. 2:51 PM
Me: =( that was a serious question... 2:52 PM
Slippery Sally: Smh. You need to work on yourself. 2:55 PM
Me: How about them nudies you promised me =) 3:21 PM
(No Response)

Here is my last one:

Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? 3:07 PM
Beca: Lol. That's turning me on. Maybe tonight.;) 3:08 PM
Me: Maybe? That's not good enough for me. Be more assertive. 3:10 PM
Beca: Why do you want me to be assertive right now. When I'm ready to tell you, I will. 3:11 PM
Me: I change my mind, I don't want any... 3:13 PM
Beca: Okay. 3:13 PM
Me: I just got saved like... just now. So I chose abstinence until marriage. Are you okay with that? 3:19 PM
Beca: Lol. Why would you say that? 3:23 PM
Me: In serious! You don't belive me? 3:29 PM
Beca: No I don't. 3:30 PM
Me: Well why not? 3:31 PM
Beca: Because I do not see you doing something like that. I mean you do, that's wonderful but I would hope you wouldn't because I'm not doing that. 3:33 PM
Me: Oh you going to find some rock else where huh? 3:46 PM
Me: Not rock I meant dick * 3:46 PM
(No Response)

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 12, 2011 @ 21:27:58
fail

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September 12, 2011 @ 21:42:39
lls we tried in the elevator remember


lol

.

September 12, 2011 @ 21:53:05


This is one I actually know:

Me: Hey 2:02 PM
SF: Hey watsup 2:55 PM
Me: What you up to! 3:04 PM
SF: Nuffin jus wakin up forreal 3:05 PM
Me: Oh word, can I ask you a kind of personal question... 3:09 PM
SF: whatsup 3:10 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 3:10 PM
SF: lol 3:11 PM
Me: -__- don't laugh at me 3:12 PM
SF: lls we tried in the elevator remember 3:23 PM
Me: Yeah and then we got caught, so that doesn't count... 3:28 PM
SF: Tru well i guess when u find a place 3:29 PM
Me: How about your place? 3:30 PM
SF: uhhhh no good 3:38 PM
Me: Naw its cool, we just go in the bathroom and turn up some music just tell 3:49 PM
Me: Your mom we are synchronize swimming 3:50 PM
(No Response)


I can already tell you get zero play in real life.
September 13, 2011 @ 14:25:00
I can already tell you get zero play in real life.


LMAO! You making no sense right now. Last time I checked, this thread is to fuck with people. Not to get your dick wet... correct me if I'm wrong.

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 13, 2011 @ 15:01:17
i think its a little bit of both

•••

September 13, 2011 @ 15:41:25
LMAO! You making no sense right now. Last time I checked, this thread is to fuck with people. Not to get your dick wet... correct me if I'm wrong.


Exit the thread, ♥♥♥♥♥. You sound mad suspect.
September 14, 2011 @ 14:33:21
LMAO! Yall some funny ass niqqas, its not that serious...

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 14, 2011 @ 14:47:52
One thing that really gets to me in this thread is how most females seem to talk in the US. Im reffering to lines like this
"adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM"

Bitches really talk like that? I find it pretty repulsive.
September 14, 2011 @ 14:50:28
One thing that really gets to me in this thread is how most females seem to talk in the US. Im reffering to lines like this
"adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM"

Bitches really talk like that? I find it pretty repulsive.


All the time bro, but those are the basic bitches... They're the easiest to fuck. Trust me.

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 14, 2011 @ 14:55:15
I don't know about that. I preffer ladies with class, and they can be just as easy to fuck.
September 17, 2011 @ 23:57:26
me:so when are you gonna let me tap that?
her:Stephan!!!
me:yes!!!
her:Ahhh
me:do u get what I'm sayin
her:Idk Stephan hahaha
me:what's not to get?
her:idk
me: then its a yes tbh
her: yee yee
me: that's what i like to hear
her: blushing hahaa
me: so what are doin tonight, unless your coming up to see me
her: at a club on stage,
me: sounds crazy, who's there
her: idk some dj hahah
(Sends picture from the club)
me: that looks hype as fuck
her: ye ye, hot and sweaty as fuck
me: sounds like your waiting for me
her: yee blushing
me: i miss parties with u
her: i miss them
me: i miss u
her: smh why don't u skype me soon

So i thought i was in but then:
me:you know you were looking nice
her: awe, stephan you make me blush :$
me:ahh
her:hehe
me:i don't think ive ever seen you blush
her: yes u have, wen we performed our song
me: i guess i couldnt see with all those lights in my face... y were you blushing tho?
her: because ur a sweetheart
me: Ooouch
her: ouch?
me: wrong message
her: oh :$
me: sweetheart...
her: ya ur one great guy


smh feels bad man

So I was just getting ready to get a sandwich wen she hits me up

Her: I just want you to know i stay fit
Me: I don't know if I trust your opinion, I'm going to need to take a look

The game has changed. smokeyface

Odon.

September 17, 2011 @ 23:59:59
So I was just getting ready to get a sandwich wen she hits me up

Her: I just want you to know i stay fit
Me: I don't know if I trust your opinion, I'm going to need to take a look

The game has changed. smokeyface


Vol. PARADIGM SHIFT.
September 18, 2011 @ 01:03:47
One thing that really gets to me in this thread is how most females seem to talk in the US. Im reffering to lines like this
"adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM"

Bitches really talk like that? I find it pretty repulsive.


They hoodrats b. Basic as fuck
March 07, 2012 @ 08:24:14
LMAO! You making no sense right now. Last time I checked, this thread is to fuck with people. Not to get your dick wet... correct me if I'm wrong.


Exit the thread, ♥♥♥♥♥. You sound mad suspect.


#SUSSNIKKAS #SUSSBOY
August 16, 2012 @ 02:45:43
#bump #holygrailthreadisholygrail
August 16, 2012 @ 02:46:54
damn i remember this thread.

:)

August 16, 2012 @ 02:47:48
:*)
August 16, 2012 @ 03:12:46
this is the best thread on the internet right now. "bring food" hahah

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August 16, 2012 @ 05:41:57
LOL shit still makes me laugh .

whatever

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