I had a lot of fun with this so I have a good number of convo's yesterday.
First off, I have my phone number on twitter so bitches be texting me all the time. I went back in my phone and saw who I can find and this is one that text me a while ago...
Me: Hey 2:07 PM
N!ffty: Sup whoz dis? 2:35 PM
Me: This is Z. I'm looking for niffty 2:37 PM
N!ffty: Z? Frm where ? Dis her. 2:37 PM
Me: From Twitter:
@Foldings 2:50 PM
N!ffty: Oh wussup

2:50 PM
Me: Oh now you want to look all happy and what not now that you know its me... lol 2:51 PM
N!ffty: Yump yump, wut chu up 2? 2:52 PM
N!ffty: Lol. 2:53 PM
Me: Nothing much, I just wanted to ask you the question... 2:55 PM
N!ffty: Koo, wutz tha ??? 2:55 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:58 PM
N!ffty: NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAPPENIN

2:58 PM
Me: What about now? 3:07 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao no. 3:10 PM
Me: Well why the hell not? >=( 3:22 PM
N!ffty: Lol, u want me 2 giving u reasons? && I hve a bf hun sorry. 3:22 PM
N!ffty:

3:23 PM
Me: That's cool, we can have a threesome! 3:23 PM
N!ffty:

I'll see wussup lmeezao NOT. 3:24 PM
Me: C'mon you know you would like two big black sucks inside you... well that is unless your bf has a small one. In that case you should just let ME tap that. 3:28 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao NAh i'll pass bro. 3:29 PM
N!ffty: Not happenin. 3:29 PM
Me: Do you like you bfs dick? 3:30 PM
N!ffty: Havent had it yet... But im good doe goodlookn lol. 3:30 PM
Me: Why do you talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥? That's not sexy... 3:31 PM
N!ffty: Lmmezao kus ima BOSS, && Im not trying 2 attract u wut so evr soooo...

3:32 PM
N!ffty: But yeA Kontinue 2 hve a good FUCKIN Day

l8z. 3:33 PM
Here is another twitter bitch:
Me: Hey 2:15 PM
adrienne_bby123: Hey ! 2:16 PM
Me: Hey, when you going to let me tap that? 2:31 PM
adrienne_bby123: LMAO do you know who your txting ? 2:32 PM
Me: Yes, I need answers quick. If not I can ask someone else... 2:36 PM
adrienne_bby123: yo i dont even live in the same state as u so i dont think u know who your txting 2:38 PM
Me: I know you don't. I just need to know if you will or not. Just answer the question... 2:49 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah, & niether would most girls, being approached like that 2:51 PM
Me: Well how should I approach them? 2:52 PM
adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM
Me: So if my game was tight enough you would let me tap that? 2:57 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah cuz i dont know you like that but im sayin for others who do 2:58 PM
Me: So if you knew me like that, and my game was tight enough, you would let me tap that? 3:06 PM
adrienne_bby123: I have standards i dont do hook ups. Me & that person gota be together before that. & Why does this matter ? 3:07 PM
Me: I just wanted to practice making babies. 3:11 PM
adrienne_bby123: Ha ! you dont want thoes yet ! 3:12 PM
Me: That's why I want to practice so when its time to make them I will no how... you don't want to help me? =( 3:20 PM
adrienne_bby123: lol no, btw im in a relationship aha & oh dont worry its easy ask my 17 yr old bestfriend with a baby & one on the way 3:22 PM
Me: She will help me practice? 3:22 PM
adrienne_bby123: Some girls let anyone practicee 3:23 PM
Me: What about your bestfriend? 3:24 PM
adrienne_bby123: Thats a boy LMAO 3:31 PM
Me: -__- 3:32 PM
adrienne_bby123: yeaaaaahhh he has girls that let him practice that was the point i was trying to make aha 3:32 PM
This is one I actually know:
Me: Hey 2:02 PM
SF: Hey watsup 2:55 PM
Me: What you up to! 3:04 PM
SF: Nuffin jus wakin up forreal 3:05 PM
Me: Oh word, can I ask you a kind of personal question... 3:09 PM
SF: whatsup 3:10 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 3:10 PM
SF: lol 3:11 PM
Me: -__- don't laugh at me 3:12 PM
SF: lls we tried in the elevator remember 3:23 PM
Me: Yeah and then we got caught, so that doesn't count... 3:28 PM
SF: Tru well i guess when u find a place 3:29 PM
Me: How about your place? 3:30 PM
SF: uhhhh no good 3:38 PM
Me: Naw its cool, we just go in the bathroom and turn up some music just tell 3:49 PM
Me: Your mom we are synchronize swimming 3:50 PM
(No Response)
This is the same bitch "Slippery Sally" from my "Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy..." thread here:
Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy...
Me: Hey 2:08 PM
Slippery Sally: Hey 2:10 PM
Me: How have you been? 2:30 PM
Slippery Sally: Good... 2:31 PM
Me: You sure? 2:31 PM
Slippery Sally: Yes. 2:41 PM
Me: Can I ask you a serious question... 2:47 PM
Slippery Sally: Sure 2:48 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:50 PM
Slippery Sally: Bahahaahha kill. 2:51 PM
Me: =( that was a serious question... 2:52 PM
Slippery Sally: Smh. You need to work on yourself. 2:55 PM
Me: How about them nudies you promised me =) 3:21 PM
(No Response)
Here is my last one:
Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? 3:07 PM
Beca: Lol. That's turning me on. Maybe tonight.;) 3:08 PM
Me: Maybe? That's not good enough for me. Be more assertive. 3:10 PM
Beca: Why do you want me to be assertive right now. When I'm ready to tell you, I will. 3:11 PM
Me: I change my mind, I don't want any... 3:13 PM
Beca: Okay. 3:13 PM
Me: I just got saved like... just now. So I chose abstinence until marriage. Are you okay with that? 3:19 PM
Beca: Lol. Why would you say that? 3:23 PM
Me: In serious! You don't belive me? 3:29 PM
Beca: No I don't. 3:30 PM
Me: Well why not? 3:31 PM
Beca: Because I do not see you doing something like that. I mean you do, that's wonderful but I would hope you wouldn't because I'm not doing that. 3:33 PM
Me: Oh you going to find some rock else where huh? 3:46 PM
Me: Not rock I meant dick * 3:46 PM
(No Response)