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August 14, 2011 @ 10:55 PM
JCrewkid

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109 messages? wtf
August 15, 2011 @ 12:00 AM
1973 tha Kami

Post: 499

Join Date: Oct 2009

SHIN says:
u ready for a anal creampie this weekend?
***** says:
I also cant say no ~
Prepared to be ur slave
SHIN says:
u dont want to be anal or u dont want to be creampied?
**** says:
Anal
SHIN says:
...
u should like it in the way like "oh mah gawd, a huge anaconda is gonna enter my butthole, i feel so dirty inside, so slutty. Just fuck me with dat gigantic pole of urs"
**** says:
LOL!!
Sickening. Pain i dont mind cos can bear i just hate it to have the feelin of going to shit out
Anw even if i dont want it u also will make ur way in to my butthole
August 15, 2011 @ 01:20 AM
gnar

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=)









Swag overload. Rogers? You in Canada? Is that where the hoes are?
August 15, 2011 @ 08:27 AM
thenorthside

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Location: Toronto

Swag overload. Rogers? You in Canada? Is that where the hoes are?


toronto has a plethora of hoes

9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot

August 30, 2011 @ 06:01 PM
sellme

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Location: toronto

*
August 30, 2011 @ 06:28 PM
chemist.

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Location: Toronto, ON

all the way turnt up my dude cool

http://trillosopher.tumblr.com

September 9, 2011 @ 07:50 PM
beasting 510

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September 9, 2011 @ 08:11 PM
VOMITSPIT

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Sell Thread 1: http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/175504 Sell Thread 2: http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/161251

September 10, 2011 @ 01:16 AM
iwonder

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Location: nor cali

this thread deserves an honorable mention
September 10, 2011 @ 01:36 AM
iwonder

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Location: nor cali

me: yo grace!
her: Haha hey...?
me: Sup girl, so when can I tap that?
her: Uh... I'm at columbia right now
me: just fly over real quick

-- no response

razz
September 10, 2011 @ 02:15 PM
myBallz

Post: 379

Join Date: Jun 2011

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: Heeey. Yeah sure.
Me: I have been thinking a lot lately.
Her: About?
Me: Tap water.
Her: Huh? LOL, why?
Me: That is something I'm still trying to figure out.
Her: Ok, now this just doesn't make sense anymore.
Me: ?
Her: Um... ok.
Me: HAHAHA read the first word from each message that I sent you.
Her: ?
Her: .....
Me: Well?
Her: Um... I don't think G*** would like that...
Me: Man fuck that guy. Remember when he cheated on you last year? Did you ever get him back for that?
Her: Ok, ok, don't remind me. I guess you have a point.
Me: Pick you up in 20?
Her: Make it 30. Btw, this can potentially be my first time since I've gone on the pill.
Me: Perfect.

Too freakin' easy. She just turned 18 and is so freakin naive.
And of course, I'm not gonna disappoint you guys. Here's the money shot cool:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/21ef/elk2lwwd1.jpg



caught me slippin..
September 11, 2011 @ 05:01 AM
chef_

Post: 217

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Location: Liverpool

this thread.
September 11, 2011 @ 06:01 AM
Dropbeatsnotbo

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me:so when are you gonna let me tap that?
her:Dave!!!
me:yes!!!
her:Ahhh
me:do u get what I'm sayin
her:Idk Dave hahaha
me:what's not to get?
her:idk
me: then its a yes tbh
her: yee yee
me: that's what i like to hear
her: smile hahaa
me: so what are doin tonight, unless your coming up to see me
her: at a club on stage,
me: sounds crazy, who's there
her: idk some dj hahah
(Sends picture from the club)
me: that looks hype as fuck
her: ye ye, hot and sweaty as fuck
me: sounds like your waiting for me
her: yee smile
me: i miss parties with u
her: i miss them
me: i miss u
her: sad why don't u skype me soon
September 11, 2011 @ 06:08 AM
stephantitanic

Post: 717

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: London

me:so when are you gonna let me tap that?
her:Stephan!!!
me:yes!!!
her:Ahhh
me:do u get what I'm sayin
her:Idk Stephan hahaha
me:what's not to get?
her:idk
me: then its a yes tbh
her: yee yee
me: that's what i like to hear
her: smile hahaa
me: so what are doin tonight, unless your coming up to see me
her: at a club on stage,
me: sounds crazy, who's there
her: idk some dj hahah
(Sends picture from the club)
me: that looks hype as fuck
her: ye ye, hot and sweaty as fuck
me: sounds like your waiting for me
her: yee smile
me: i miss parties with u
her: i miss them
me: i miss u
her: sad why don't u skype me soon

So i thought i was in but then:
me:you know you were looking nice
her: awe, stephan you make me blush :$
me:ahh
her:hehe
me:i don't think ive ever seen you blush
her: yes u have, wen we performed our song
me: i guess i couldnt see with all those lights in my face... y were you blushing tho?
her: because ur a sweetheart
me: Ooouch
her: ouch?
me: wrong message
her: oh :$
me: sweetheart...
her: ya ur one great guy


sad feels bad man

Odon.

September 11, 2011 @ 08:36 AM
Rizal

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Location: Sauga

^ friend zoned?
September 11, 2011 @ 12:36 PM
stephantitanic

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Location: London

Lol i dont kno, mixed signals tbh
Like this girl never giggles in txts and she said yes, but then called me sweetheart which sounds like a soft let down...
Women

Odon.

September 11, 2011 @ 12:38 PM
mrh

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Location: MN

you can still turn it around
September 11, 2011 @ 12:46 PM
stephantitanic

Post: 717

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: London

ya, but to be honest thats my friend haha, like if she wanted to give it up I'm there cause she's nice as fuck, but i like hanging with her... think i'm in friend limbo tho

Odon.

September 11, 2011 @ 01:17 PM
Z

Post: 636

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Worldwide

I'm texting bitches now, as we speak! This is fun, ha ha!

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 11, 2011 @ 04:42 PM
jaded

moderator

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Location: ಠ______ಠ

ya, but to be honest thats my friend haha, like if she wanted to give it up I'm there cause she's nice as fuck, but i like hanging with her... think i'm in friend limbo tho



i'm the best mayne, i deed it

September 12, 2011 @ 01:09 AM
stephantitanic

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Location: London

lol i have girl friends too

Odon.

September 12, 2011 @ 04:02 PM
Z

Post: 636

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Worldwide

I had a lot of fun with this so I have a good number of convo's yesterday.

First off, I have my phone number on twitter so bitches be texting me all the time. I went back in my phone and saw who I can find and this is one that text me a while ago...

Me: Hey 2:07 PM
N!ffty: Sup whoz dis? 2:35 PM
Me: This is Z. I'm looking for niffty 2:37 PM
N!ffty: Z? Frm where ? Dis her. 2:37 PM
Me: From Twitter: @Foldings 2:50 PM
N!ffty: Oh wussup smile 2:50 PM
Me: Oh now you want to look all happy and what not now that you know its me... lol 2:51 PM
N!ffty: Yump yump, wut chu up 2? 2:52 PM
N!ffty: Lol. 2:53 PM
Me: Nothing much, I just wanted to ask you the question... 2:55 PM
N!ffty: Koo, wutz tha ??? 2:55 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:58 PM
N!ffty: NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAPPENIN smile 2:58 PM
Me: What about now? 3:07 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao no. 3:10 PM
Me: Well why the hell not? >=( 3:22 PM
N!ffty: Lol, u want me 2 giving u reasons? && I hve a bf hun sorry. 3:22 PM
N!ffty: razz 3:23 PM
Me: That's cool, we can have a threesome! 3:23 PM
N!ffty: smile I'll see wussup lmeezao NOT. 3:24 PM
Me: C'mon you know you would like two big black sucks inside you... well that is unless your bf has a small one. In that case you should just let ME tap that. 3:28 PM
N!ffty: Lmeezao NAh i'll pass bro. 3:29 PM
N!ffty: Not happenin. 3:29 PM
Me: Do you like you bfs dick? 3:30 PM
N!ffty: Havent had it yet... But im good doe goodlookn lol. 3:30 PM
Me: Why do you talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥? That's not sexy... 3:31 PM
N!ffty: Lmmezao kus ima BOSS, && Im not trying 2 attract u wut so evr soooo... razz 3:32 PM
N!ffty: But yeA Kontinue 2 hve a good FUCKIN Day smile l8z. 3:33 PM

Here is another twitter bitch:

Me: Hey 2:15 PM
adrienne_bby123: Hey ! 2:16 PM
Me: Hey, when you going to let me tap that? 2:31 PM
adrienne_bby123: LMAO do you know who your txting ? 2:32 PM
Me: Yes, I need answers quick. If not I can ask someone else... 2:36 PM
adrienne_bby123: yo i dont even live in the same state as u so i dont think u know who your txting 2:38 PM
Me: I know you don't. I just need to know if you will or not. Just answer the question... 2:49 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah, & niether would most girls, being approached like that 2:51 PM
Me: Well how should I approach them? 2:52 PM
adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM
Me: So if my game was tight enough you would let me tap that? 2:57 PM
adrienne_bby123: Nah cuz i dont know you like that but im sayin for others who do 2:58 PM
Me: So if you knew me like that, and my game was tight enough, you would let me tap that? 3:06 PM
adrienne_bby123: I have standards i dont do hook ups. Me & that person gota be together before that. & Why does this matter ? 3:07 PM
Me: I just wanted to practice making babies. 3:11 PM
adrienne_bby123: Ha ! you dont want thoes yet ! 3:12 PM
Me: That's why I want to practice so when its time to make them I will no how... you don't want to help me? =( 3:20 PM
adrienne_bby123: lol no, btw im in a relationship aha & oh dont worry its easy ask my 17 yr old bestfriend with a baby & one on the way 3:22 PM
Me: She will help me practice? 3:22 PM
adrienne_bby123: Some girls let anyone practicee 3:23 PM
Me: What about your bestfriend? 3:24 PM
adrienne_bby123: Thats a boy LMAO 3:31 PM
Me: -__- 3:32 PM
adrienne_bby123: yeaaaaahhh he has girls that let him practice that was the point i was trying to make aha 3:32 PM

This is one I actually know:

Me: Hey 2:02 PM
SF: Hey watsup 2:55 PM
Me: What you up to! 3:04 PM
SF: Nuffin jus wakin up forreal 3:05 PM
Me: Oh word, can I ask you a kind of personal question... 3:09 PM
SF: whatsup 3:10 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 3:10 PM
SF: lol 3:11 PM
Me: -__- don't laugh at me 3:12 PM
SF: lls we tried in the elevator remember 3:23 PM
Me: Yeah and then we got caught, so that doesn't count... 3:28 PM
SF: Tru well i guess when u find a place 3:29 PM
Me: How about your place? 3:30 PM
SF: uhhhh no good 3:38 PM
Me: Naw its cool, we just go in the bathroom and turn up some music just tell 3:49 PM
Me: Your mom we are synchronize swimming 3:50 PM
(No Response)

This is the same bitch "Slippery Sally" from my "Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy..." thread here: Crazy B**** thinks I'm baby daddy...

Me: Hey 2:08 PM
Slippery Sally: Hey 2:10 PM
Me: How have you been? 2:30 PM
Slippery Sally: Good... 2:31 PM
Me: You sure? 2:31 PM
Slippery Sally: Yes. 2:41 PM
Me: Can I ask you a serious question... 2:47 PM
Slippery Sally: Sure 2:48 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 2:50 PM
Slippery Sally: Bahahaahha kill. 2:51 PM
Me: =( that was a serious question... 2:52 PM
Slippery Sally: Smh. You need to work on yourself. 2:55 PM
Me: How about them nudies you promised me =) 3:21 PM
(No Response)

Here is my last one:

Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? 3:07 PM
Beca: Lol. That's turning me on. Maybe tonight.;) 3:08 PM
Me: Maybe? That's not good enough for me. Be more assertive. 3:10 PM
Beca: Why do you want me to be assertive right now. When I'm ready to tell you, I will. 3:11 PM
Me: I change my mind, I don't want any... 3:13 PM
Beca: Okay. 3:13 PM
Me: I just got saved like... just now. So I chose abstinence until marriage. Are you okay with that? 3:19 PM
Beca: Lol. Why would you say that? 3:23 PM
Me: In serious! You don't belive me? 3:29 PM
Beca: No I don't. 3:30 PM
Me: Well why not? 3:31 PM
Beca: Because I do not see you doing something like that. I mean you do, that's wonderful but I would hope you wouldn't because I'm not doing that. 3:33 PM
Me: Oh you going to find some rock else where huh? 3:46 PM
Me: Not rock I meant dick * 3:46 PM
(No Response)

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 12, 2011 @ 09:27 PM
chief

Post: 6537

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

fail

•••

September 12, 2011 @ 09:42 PM
Jens Voigt

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Location: san jose

lls we tried in the elevator remember


lol

.

September 12, 2011 @ 09:53 PM
JCrewkid

Post: 809

Join Date: Mar 2010



This is one I actually know:

Me: Hey 2:02 PM
SF: Hey watsup 2:55 PM
Me: What you up to! 3:04 PM
SF: Nuffin jus wakin up forreal 3:05 PM
Me: Oh word, can I ask you a kind of personal question... 3:09 PM
SF: whatsup 3:10 PM
Me: When you gonna let me tap that? 3:10 PM
SF: lol 3:11 PM
Me: -__- don't laugh at me 3:12 PM
SF: lls we tried in the elevator remember 3:23 PM
Me: Yeah and then we got caught, so that doesn't count... 3:28 PM
SF: Tru well i guess when u find a place 3:29 PM
Me: How about your place? 3:30 PM
SF: uhhhh no good 3:38 PM
Me: Naw its cool, we just go in the bathroom and turn up some music just tell 3:49 PM
Me: Your mom we are synchronize swimming 3:50 PM
(No Response)


I can already tell you get zero play in real life.
September 13, 2011 @ 02:25 PM
Z

Post: 636

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Worldwide


I can already tell you get zero play in real life.


LMAO! You making no sense right now. Last time I checked, this thread is to fuck with people. Not to get your dick wet... correct me if I'm wrong.

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 13, 2011 @ 03:01 PM
chief

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Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

i think its a little bit of both

•••

September 13, 2011 @ 03:41 PM
JCrewkid

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Join Date: Mar 2010

LMAO! You making no sense right now. Last time I checked, this thread is to fuck with people. Not to get your dick wet... correct me if I'm wrong.


Exit the thread, ♥♥♥♥♥. You sound mad suspect.
September 14, 2011 @ 02:33 PM
Z

Post: 636

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Worldwide

LMAO! Yall some funny ass niqqas, its not that serious...

When in doubt, show that bitch your Slurpee cup collection.

September 14, 2011 @ 02:47 PM
Pantic

Post: 3531

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

One thing that really gets to me in this thread is how most females seem to talk in the US. Im reffering to lines like this
"adrienne_bby123: Dont ask the question spit game. 2:53 PM"

Bitches really talk like that? I find it pretty repulsive.

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