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June 16, 2011 @ 10:09 PM
PlatinumRespect

Post: 1333

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Jersey

we need to see pics of said bitch to validate your not fucking her.
June 16, 2011 @ 10:30 PM
Awww SNAP

Post: 761

Join Date: Jan 2011

me:hey
her:heysmile
me:whats up
her:nothing too much just watchin TV
me:word can I tap that
her:haha nosmile
me:what??
me:why not?
her:cause
me:cause what
her:I'm not havin sex
me:you on your period or somethin
her:no I'm talkin to someone
mesuprisedh that sucks
her:for you
me: Cold Bloodedsad
her:I'm not fucking you if I'm committed to someone else


Damn I gets no playsad


lmao didn't even set up the question hahaha
June 16, 2011 @ 10:33 PM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2625

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

LMFAO @ trev's broad

That dumb bitch was waiting that long for some dick, smfh.
June 17, 2011 @ 01:09 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

its really not that mean, if shes stupid for it once ok I get it, but this bitch fell for it twice, and I still texted her more tonight, I might just fuck her to get it out of her system

got damn i didnt know it was this bad.. if only she was hot :/

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 17, 2011 @ 01:25 AM
Beaner

Post: 628

Join Date: Mar 2009

post a pic
June 17, 2011 @ 03:40 AM
Doobie

Post: 567

Join Date: Jan 2009

^ what he said

While there's life there is hope, only the dead have none.

June 17, 2011 @ 03:46 AM
Man Of The Year

Post: 198

Join Date: Jan 2010

pic is needed
June 17, 2011 @ 03:59 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

fuck it
just tap that
June 17, 2011 @ 11:36 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

nah i aint posting pics this bitch is really not that good looking.. shes not haggard or some shit but yea not worth it..

maybe I will if I can get a good pic

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 17, 2011 @ 11:49 AM
*ER!C

Post: 2491

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Queens, NY

just post it ♥♥♥♥♥, you aint smash so nothing to be ashamed of...
June 17, 2011 @ 11:58 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

this is prolly the best picture of her... she looks alright but not this good irl

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 17, 2011 @ 11:59 AM
sukafresh

Post: 630

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: 805 central coast

this is prolly the best picture of her... she looks alright but not this good irl


ewwwwwww hahaha you did good in standing her up ♥♥♥♥♥! cool
June 17, 2011 @ 12:03 PM
Young Handsome

Post: 600

Join Date: Mar 2011

Some bitch who used to be on my dick now she trynna front had to take a L doe


[Fri Dec 3 2010 12:42:10 PM] stephanie freycinet: stephanie freycinet (sexcfafane90) is mobile
[Fri Dec 3 2010 12:44:09 PM] yaboifari: Hey
[Fri Dec 3 2010 12:47:02 PM] stephanie freycinet: Hi
[Fri Dec 3 2010 12:57:19 PM] yaboifari: Oh what's good?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 12:57:25 PM] yaboifari: Long time no see
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:05:07 PM] stephanie freycinet: I no
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:05:20 PM] stephanie freycinet: Watz good wit u
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:10:53 PM] yaboifari: Nothing much been relaxing taking some time off
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:12:23 PM] stephanie freycinet: Off wat
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:13:21 PM] yaboifari: Everything
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:13:42 PM] yaboifari: Just relaxing
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:19:56 PM] stephanie freycinet: O ok
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:20:05 PM] stephanie freycinet: U done wit skool
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:31:31 PM] yaboifari: nah you?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:38:56 PM] stephanie freycinet: Start college in jan.
[Fri Dec 3 2010 01:38:56 PM] stephanie freycinet: I took mad time off
[Fri Dec 3 2010 02:21:35 PM] yaboifari: Same here
[Fri Dec 3 2010 02:21:55 PM] yaboifari: So what you been up to punk?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 02:45:15 PM] stephanie freycinet: Workin
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:07:00 PM] yaboifari: word thats cool
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:07:08 PM] yaboifari: so let me ask you a ?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:10:46 PM] stephanie freycinet: Ok....go hbead
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:19:05 PM] yaboifari: When you gonna let me tap that?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:32:20 PM] stephanie freycinet: Wat
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:36:11 PM] yaboifari: You know my thing+ your thing= a little thing
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:37:20 PM] stephanie freycinet: Exxcuse u
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:38:21 PM] yaboifari: ?
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:38:36 PM] yaboifari: I didn't sneeze
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:40:16 PM] yaboifari: But srsly when you gonna let me get dat
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:40:40 PM] yaboifari: you know we chill together have a good time and end the night with fun
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:53:18 PM] stephanie freycinet: Ewwwww
[Fri Dec 3 2010 03:53:18 PM] stephanie freycinet: Stop
[Fri Dec 3 2010 05:27:31 PM] yaboifari: W.e
[Fri Dec 3 2010 05:40:15 PM] yaboifari: HB this 1 acting up


SMh sad
June 17, 2011 @ 01:34 PM
Selah

Post: 1

Join Date: Jun 2011

Lol, dope thread
June 18, 2011 @ 07:00 AM
urbestpron

Post: 24

Join Date: Jun 2011

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June 18, 2011 @ 10:55 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

Follow Up:

Remember I have no intentions on fuckin this bitch

this is at 1pm (her lunch break when she was supposed to come over)

her: im here ;)
*10 minutes later*
her: hello???
*half hour later*
her: wow I cant believe you right now
me: im sorry j--- i got called in at work and couldnt hit you back before i got there.. I was lookin forward to it (ive been at work since 6 this morning btw)
her: oh :/ its ok I will text you when I get off work smile
me: aight chill

3 pm
her: hey im coming over ;)
me: aight sick, should be fun
her: I guess we'll see ;)
her: hey im here
*half hour later*
her: wtf where are you!?!?!?
me: Im on my way back, you dont wanna get pregnant do you?
her: oh lol sorry
me: its aight im in murrieta cause none of the places here had the ones I like so it'll be like 15 more min. (stupid bitch really? driving to another city for condoms? smh)
her: thats ok I will just wait in my car smile
*half hour later*
her: ok wtf this is ridiculous
*half hour after that*
her: omg t--- wtf your the biggest asshole
me: shit you still there?
her: no im leaving
me: oh damn well i have a serious question for you though
her: well what is it?
me: when you gunna let me tap dat?
her: goodbye

stupid obsessive bitch wants to fuck that bad? no thank you


Follow up to the follow up:

Yo so this bitch and I were at the same party last night. I got drunk and decided to smash cause I was horny as fuck. So I apologized for what I did blah blah and of course the bitch accepted it with the quickness. Nights winding down im feelin up on her and shit bla blaaa. Im like wanna get outta here? of course bitch accepts, and take her back to my place blah blah blah

We get back here, bitch cant wait to hop on my shit. Im a lil stoked to get some pussy tonight cuz got damn I was horny.. BUT o. my. fuckin. god. that was/will be the worst sex of my entire fucking life. I hope none of you guys have to go through the pain that I went through last night lmao. This bitch was thrashin around on my hang down on some epileptic seizure type shit. I honestly gave up hope and just laid there hoping my dick wouldnt fall off while this bitch decided to mangle my shit. but anyway shes doing her thing, makes herself cum (idk how that possibly could have felt good) then gives me a half decent blow job. THIS BITCH SWALLOWED THOUGH *insert AWWWW YEEAAAHHH meme*...

Shes passed out next to me no idea that im writing this about her right now ckee ckee. If shes a clinger im just gunna kill myself though

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 18, 2011 @ 11:03 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1820

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

nah b im straight, there had to be some sort of underlying circumstances for me to get at that shit

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

June 18, 2011 @ 12:04 PM
Solace King

Post: 51

Join Date: Jun 2011

June 18, 2011 @ 12:07 PM
Shadows.

Post: 468

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: NY

EW you stay losing b
June 21, 2011 @ 01:11 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

bump
this shit to funny
June 21, 2011 @ 02:00 AM
legitskii

Post: 79

Join Date: May 2008

Location: 714

I can't believe the influence HB has over me to try this, but I did with this chick i met a couple months back.

Her: hey!
wat are you doing tonight?
Me: Im in oc
Whats up
Her: oh dang im going down to SD tonight
Me: Sorrry
Her: its cool when are you back in town?
Me: Probably next week
Her: Alright sounds good we should hang out when your Bak smile
Me: Yea u gonna let me tap dat or what
Her: WTF? You serious
Me: Yeah duh
Her: In that case most likely not boo
Me: Hahahahaha
Take out the not
And were talkimg
Her: You think you have what it takes to
Get this?? It's a game
Me: No i dont play games.
Her: It's not fun if u dnt play
Me: Lets play then
Her: Bring it on then ;)
June 21, 2011 @ 02:19 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

me: hey ------

her:hey -----

me:i got a question

hersuprisedk

me:when you gonna let me tap dat

her:hahahahaha

me:that isnt a answer

her:wednesday. 3 pm

me:i knew you couldnt resist

her:hahahahaha

me:do you got a sister?

her:----- is the closest thing to it

me:hmm bring the second closest
you got protection, i aint lookin for mini me's

her:alright thats enough

me:what this shit aint no game girl

her:haha
funny guy here

nothing special, but my first one...
June 21, 2011 @ 02:28 AM
SWAGteam

Post: 192

Join Date: Apr 2009

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: Heeey. Yeah sure.
Me: I have been thinking a lot lately.
Her: About?
Me: Tap water.
Her: Huh? LOL, why?
Me: That is something I'm still trying to figure out.
Her: Ok, now this just doesn't make sense anymore.
Me: ?
Her: Um... ok.
Me: HAHAHA read the first word from each message that I sent you.
Her: ?
Her: .....
Me: Well?
Her: Um... I don't think G*** would like that...
Me: Man fuck that guy. Remember when he cheated on you last year? Did you ever get him back for that?
Her: Ok, ok, don't remind me. I guess you have a point.
Me: Pick you up in 20?
Her: Make it 30. Btw, this can potentially be my first time since I've gone on the pill.
Me: Perfect.

Too freakin' easy. She just turned 18 and is so freakin naive.
And of course, I'm not gonna disappoint you guys. Here's the money shot cool:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/21ef/elk2lwwd1.jpg
June 21, 2011 @ 02:32 AM
Awww SNAP

Post: 761

Join Date: Jan 2011

^^ HAHAHAH thass mah dawg! cool
June 21, 2011 @ 02:34 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: Heeey. Yeah sure.
Me: I have been thinking a lot lately.
Her: About?
Me: Tap water.
Her: Huh? LOL, why?
Me: That is something I'm still trying to figure out.
Her: Ok, now this just doesn't make sense anymore.
Me: ?
Her: Um... ok.
Me: HAHAHA read the first word from each message that I sent you.
Her: ?
Her: .....
Me: Well?
Her: Um... I don't think G*** would like that...
Me: Man fuck that guy. Remember when he cheated on you last year? Did you ever get him back for that?
Her: Ok, ok, don't remind me. I guess you have a point.
Me: Pick you up in 20?
Her: Make it 30. Btw, this can potentially be my first time since I've gone on the pill.
Me: Perfect.

Too freakin' easy. She just turned 18 and is so freakin naive.
And of course, I'm not gonna disappoint you guys. Here's the money shot cool:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/21ef/elk2lwwd1.jpg


hahah tooo good
and damn she is fine
June 21, 2011 @ 02:58 AM
Hod

Post: 460

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Oakland, CA

clicked as i read the last line. i knew what was coming but it was too late >sad

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June 21, 2011 @ 03:07 AM
*ER!C

Post: 2491

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Queens, NY

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Her: Heeey. Yeah sure.
Me: I have been thinking a lot lately.
Her: About?
Me: Tap water.
Her: Huh? LOL, why?
Me: That is something I'm still trying to figure out.
Her: Ok, now this just doesn't make sense anymore.
Me: ?
Her: Um... ok.
Me: HAHAHA read the first word from each message that I sent you.
Her: ?
Her: .....
Me: Well?
Her: Um... I don't think G*** would like that...
Me: Man fuck that guy. Remember when he cheated on you last year? Did you ever get him back for that?
Her: Ok, ok, don't remind me. I guess you have a point.
Me: Pick you up in 20?
Her: Make it 30. Btw, this can potentially be my first time since I've gone on the pill.
Me: Perfect.

Too freakin' easy. She just turned 18 and is so freakin naive.
And of course, I'm not gonna disappoint you guys. Here's the money shot cool:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/21ef/elk2lwwd1.jpg


mother fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!!
June 21, 2011 @ 03:10 AM
bulmasaur

Post: 1130

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: Chicago

fuckin a.
June 21, 2011 @ 06:39 PM
500sd

Post: 154

Join Date: Mar 2010


cool
tapped before...
June 21, 2011 @ 06:49 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

lmao you got me..

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