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September 29, 2009 @ 10:47 PM
DubbAi

Post: 149

Join Date: Apr 2009

First post in HB....Whattup y'all?!!!

Me
Hey! Whats up?

Her
Hi,whats up?

Me
Nothing. Can I ask you something?

Her
yah

Me
When can I tap that?


Her
you got some money?? cause this shit aint free!

Me
you're a hooker? DEAD!

Her
No Im not a hooker

Me
I never thought you would sink that low LMAAO SMH

Her
im not about to just give it up for no reason. what have you done for me?

Her (again)
why do u even deserve me??

Me
Look,Im a busy man. Answer my question please

(She didn't respond for awhile after that. So I sent her another message)

Me
Can I atleast get a discount?

Her
No fuck u... Get a life... Grow the fUcK up!! & suck a dick... im NoT fucking you, NoT worth it, neither is this convo!!! Have a Nice lIfE!!

Me
W/e bitch...peace.


Her
do that BiTcH!!!!

Me
Eat a dick, dyke


cool
September 30, 2009 @ 01:25 AM
N1njai

Post: 527

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: 714 OC

Pwned.
September 30, 2009 @ 01:48 AM
go0seMUFC

Post: 1368

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: anywhere my bitches...

me: sup pumpkin tits?
her: lol what?
her: what are u doing tonight?
me: you! let me slip it in?!
her: haha shut up. no seriously
me: im being serious
her: take me out to dinner first
me: oops i thought this was someone else... sorry wrong txt


haha "wrong text" never fails if u get rejected or not it is a good tool to get answers.


Let her know you're taking her to an "exclusvie" "members only" type of place. Then you pull up with the bitch on your side to Costco. Shit, you didn't lie, right?
October 1, 2009 @ 07:27 PM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 4036

Join Date: Dec 2006

Me: Good morning there!

Her: OMG i was just at my recuiter's office and he needed to see my DL for some reason and when i pulled out my wallet, a condom was stuck to it and fell on his desk! It was a glow in the dark one too! Hahahahahaha!

Me: LOL [Blah blah blah]

Her: Lol i know right! He jut laughed! Gosh.. do freakin embarrasing. Shit like that only happens to me, I hope i made your day lol

Me: Ima post this somewhere online haha im surprise some girls even carry a condom

Her: Lol ok you do that. Haha! yes sir, I'm responsible =)

Me: Damn you must have got that FIRE that makes nigs sleep in it

Her: Lmao boy you just don't know! Hahaha!

Me: Hmmm i see... i have a question to ask you... When can i tap that?

Her: Lol omg [name] You're a crazy person! Hahaha!

Me: No im not i been thinking about you for a minute ever since we started talking again.. So time is in the essence i need an answer

Her: Is that right? Hmmmm....why is that?

Me: Why is what?

Her: You said you've been thinking about me for a minute

Me: Because i like you and you turn me on... so when can i tap that?

Her: Hmmmmmmm... But your Vi's ex! Haha! That's my homegirl, hehe...

Me: We are good friends.. she have her own life and kids... But this isnt her business.. she dont have to know


She never texted back after that Lol and it was this morning haha. i thought of this thread lol
October 1, 2009 @ 07:40 PM
Teddypim

Post: 8

Join Date: May 2009

fail
me:Sup playa playa
her: haha hey
me:i got a question
her: hah what?
me: when can i tap that?
her: haha never
me: ok cya later
her: night cya at lovefest



i suck
October 28, 2009 @ 04:11 AM
1 OF 1

Post: 135

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Philadelphia

fail

atleast i know now i can fuck her whenever i want... wasnt about the getting her food. now she feels stupid and now i know i can fux.
October 28, 2009 @ 10:58 AM
jd12

Post: 7

Join Date: Jul 2008

has anyone actually got win from this?
October 28, 2009 @ 02:49 PM
dOpeMitch

Post: 1183

Join Date: Sep 2009

me:Sup playa playa
her: haha hey
me:i got a question
her: hah what?
me: when can i tap that?
her: haha never
me: ok cya later
her: night cya at lovefest



i suck


lmao
October 28, 2009 @ 04:29 PM
closetm0nster

Post: 96

Join Date: Dec 2008

me:hey
her:wsup?
me:ayo i have a question
her:wha
me:LEMME TAP THAT SHIT
her:thats like the 50th time you asked
me:you already know
October 28, 2009 @ 04:50 PM
iheartvisvim

Post: 127

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Nowhere Land.

Me: YoYo YoYo YoYo YoYo
Her: Heyyyyy
Me: So I have a question for you..
Her: Yeah..
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: O.O aren
October 28, 2009 @ 05:28 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

Me: YoYo YoYo YoYo YoYo
Her: Heyyyyy
Me: So I have a question for you..
Her: Yeah..
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: O.O aren
October 29, 2009 @ 02:00 AM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Me: YoYo YoYo YoYo YoYo
Her: Heyyyyy
Me: So I have a question for you..
Her: Yeah..
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: O.O aren
November 6, 2009 @ 05:56 PM
PhilliesPhan

Post: 103

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: on a boat

Rx Marihuana (6:25:32 PM): so what's good on them lines of yo naked body?
g (6:25:56 PM): nooo lol
Rx Marihuana (6:26:13 PM): yo lemme tap that ass babe
g (6:26:41 PM): no
Rx Marihuana (6:26:46 PM): WHY THE FUCK NOT
g (6:26:53 PM): because i fucking said so.
Rx Marihuana (6:27:04 PM): i'm tryna snort some lines of coke off your pussy
g (6:27:18 PM): I FUCKING SAID NO.
Rx Marihuana (6:27:33 PM): lol why so angry
g (6:27:42 PM): the only person i would let do that is my bf.
g (6:27:47 PM): because you wouldn't let up.
Rx Marihuana (6:33:11 PM): what if me and your bf split an 8ball
Rx Marihuana (6:33:39 PM): it's not like i'd be eating you out or anything, just doin lines
g (6:33:52 PM): no
Rx Marihuana (6:34:05 PM): what if i said you could have a few lines too
Rx Marihuana (6:34:13 PM): all though idk how you'd do a line off your pussy
November 6, 2009 @ 06:03 PM
N1njai

Post: 527

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: 714 OC

Rx Marihuana (6:25:32 PM): so what's good on them lines of yo naked body?
g (6:25:56 PM): nooo lol
Rx Marihuana (6:26:13 PM): yo lemme tap that ass babe
g (6:26:41 PM): no
Rx Marihuana (6:26:46 PM): WHY THE FUCK NOT
g (6:26:53 PM): because i fucking said so.
Rx Marihuana (6:27:04 PM): i'm tryna snort some lines of coke off your pussy
g (6:27:18 PM): I FUCKING SAID NO.
Rx Marihuana (6:27:33 PM): lol why so angry
g (6:27:42 PM): the only person i would let do that is my bf.
g (6:27:47 PM): because you wouldn't let up.
Rx Marihuana (6:33:11 PM): what if me and your bf split an 8ball
Rx Marihuana (6:33:39 PM): it's not like i'd be eating you out or anything, just doin lines
g (6:33:52 PM): no
Rx Marihuana (6:34:05 PM): what if i said you could have a few lines too
Rx Marihuana (6:34:13 PM): all though idk how you'd do a line off your pussy


Wut?
November 7, 2009 @ 07:38 AM
PhilliesPhan

Post: 103

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: on a boat

Wut?


i imed this girl on aim, and asked if i could do some lines off her pussy
November 7, 2009 @ 01:00 PM
JLewis09

Post: 24

Join Date: Nov 2008

LMFAO Phillies
November 7, 2009 @ 06:46 PM
GP La Flare

Post: 1249

Join Date: Feb 2008

Awww man I finally got wind of this thread shits epic. Im bout to burn tall bridges but here's a few of mine I just started.*




in progress
November 7, 2009 @ 08:53 PM
gnar

Post: 1545

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

Okay, this girl is ghetto. This was an easy one. It got awkward for me, I didn't know how to end it...

Me: Question.
Her: ya, whats up sky?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: its not a good time (of the month, lol). but i am in the mood to do down on you.
Me: You'll give me head?
Her: yep yep. i heard you gotta pretty stick. no harm in it.
Me: Who did you hear this from?
Her: it's a small world when we get down to it.
Me: Ha, okay. Tonight, I have a costume party. I'll text you after.
Her: K. : P
November 7, 2009 @ 09:53 PM
GOLDENi

Post: 4377

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Illinois

I just tried this on my dad's boss' daughter known her for like 10 years now

Me: hey whats good
Her: chillin im bored whatchu up to
Me: same i need something to do or someone
Her: lol silly what ru doing later? ru going to my tio manny's?
Me: What am i doing later? hopefully your buttcheeks then watching the fight
Her: lol whats with u 2day you sound like a horndog
Me: lol naw but seriously its been awhile now are you ever gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG! WHAT? im too old 4 u lol u wouldnt know what to do lol
Me: only 3 years and i know a lot more than you think
Her: lol is that right? you dont have the balls little alex i know ur scared of my dad
Me: Me scared? shit ill bend you over right in front of him to prove im not
Her: lol OMG! talk is cheap little one
Me: little? you dont even know
Her: oh yea? well everyone is gonna be at my tios watching the fight...ima be by myself prove me wrong lol
Me: why you laughing? you think im playing just watch oh and im not gonna pull out the cock-a-saurus just for you to look at either
Her: OMG i never seen this side of u lol stop talking and just prove me wrong then ill believe u lol

damn ive been wanting to hit this forever but i never thought i could! im gonna have to miss the fight tonight



People should follow up! What happened, did you ever smash this girl?
November 7, 2009 @ 10:26 PM
halfwayCrook

Post: 142

Join Date: Oct 2008

man... to be a kid in this day and age.. shit would NOT fly with your average broad when i was in HS
November 7, 2009 @ 11:10 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

me: sup pumpkin tits?

maddymaddylowlow is available (6:20:08 AM)
kd lausiv (6:20:08 AM): HEY!
maddymaddylowlow (6:20:12 AM): good morning
kd lausiv (6:20:18 AM): top of the morning ta ya lad

lol.
November 8, 2009 @ 06:01 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

Awww man I finally got wind of this thread shits epic. Im bout to burn tall bridges but here's a few of mine I just started.*




in progress


keep trying and keep us up-dated
November 8, 2009 @ 06:40 PM

Inactive

lol @ some of the responses.

i might contribute.....
November 8, 2009 @ 08:32 PM
MF CHEUNG

Post: 1109

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Canada

Me:can i ask you a seroius question?

Her: Okay. waiit lemme put serious face on K. READY

Me: iight holmes ready?

Her: iight

Me: So when can I tap dat?

Her: huh

Me:You already know

Her: why are you asking me this????????

Me: Why not? So when can I tap dat?

Her: Uhm. Hm. Isn't that your choice.?

Me: I know

Her: I dunno. Uhm,hmm. Like age?

Me: But im asking you, when can I tap dat?

Her:lol. I dunno. Whenevr you want. sheesh
November 8, 2009 @ 08:55 PM
2frashbacca

Post: 1011

Join Date: Jun 2009

Is she ur gf?
November 8, 2009 @ 09:46 PM
MF CHEUNG

Post: 1109

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Canada

No. cool
November 8, 2009 @ 10:46 PM
Comikazi

Post: 847

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: North Crack

November 8, 2009 @ 11:36 PM
ThaGame

Post: 1456

Join Date: Apr 2009

bring me something

her What !

bring u

her -___-

+_____+

her Lol

can i ask u a question?

her Yes


chill i wont ask cause ur phone is dying

her Ask me dead ass stop playing games

iight ready?

her Yes

So when can I tap dat?

her -___- omg Jorge

*her away*
-___- Teddy I'm dissapointed at you ; anyway phone dying if I don't respond then it's charging ..night 1s ago

omg denisse

her Lol I hope u joking

im being serious idk why your laughing


her Why

why not? so when can i tap dat?


her Never


why never? i thou we connected

her Not in that way


Hm..

her Have u always had this thought ?

Na this is a now moment,well Cya !

Her Lmfao bye


I am a failure
November 9, 2009 @ 04:07 PM
1neSTixNJ

Post: 536

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NJ/Shanghai

glad to see this thread is on the revival.
November 9, 2009 @ 09:34 PM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

Finna ask this chick that's on my nuts..

Update:
Me: Ay can i tap that?
Her: Ahahaha hello to you too Joseph smile
Me: Wassup ahaha
Her: Nothing Just eating left over cake aha
Me: Oh don't get to fat over there. So yea you never answered my question girl.
Her: Ahaha im NOOT! Oh and that's a definite NO!
Me: Aahahha dayum ma ight you know i was just fuckin with you anyways smile.... -_-
Her: Ahaha i know you just wanna hit it and quit it :/
Me: Nah ma i'm not like that. I figure you'd know that by now
Her: Yeah but im always getting tricked! Aha but you just gotta work at it smile i'll give in at some point...maybe smile
Me: Work at it? Aha im lazy but i guess. What does working at it consist of?
Her: Ahaha ok will first..im jk idk aha. Just keep doin what you're doin i guess smile

Ughhh -_-

Update #2:
Me:Oh well i wouldn't do that if you didnt want to anyways aha. I honestly dont even really think about that with you o.o
Her: Rlly? Well that makes me feel rlly nice! haha Umm i cant say the same abt you suprised since we're bein honest aha but i mean...ah idk aha

She wont it

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