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September 18, 2009 @ 02:46 AM
billabong

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September 18, 2009 @ 03:00 AM
Ferris.Bueller

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Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Them Grimey Streets...

Why hasnt this ****ing thread died?
September 18, 2009 @ 04:43 AM
dWrek03

Post: 30

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Chicity, Illinois

Why hasnt this ****ing thread died?

Cause it's too fucking epic to die.cool
September 18, 2009 @ 12:35 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

^cosign
September 18, 2009 @ 01:22 PM
Evolve

Post: 454

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: 41510

The comebacks that some of you do is epic
Me:
Her:
lol thought we were friends lol
and imi seeing some one..
Me:
just because theres a goalie doesn't mean i can't score
Her:
lol hahah im a one goalie team
me:
lol fair enough
i respect that
we'll whenever you get benched holla at me
September 18, 2009 @ 02:18 PM
windowpane

Post: 149

Join Date: Sep 2009

Me:
what up homie
Her:
chillen jus burned with some friends
what u up to playa
Me:
nice nice
Her:
what u up to playa
Me:
so you're sky high right now lol
Her:
yes sirr
and wishing i hada sundae lol
Me:
lol
thats mad random
Her:
lol ive been craving oneee
Me:
but why not add some oreos on the side while you're at it
Her:
lol hahhaha yee random munchies
Me:
so i got a question for you
Her:
ehats that
wh*
??
Me:
when you gonna let me tap that?
Her:
bahhahhahhahahahahahaha
nice lineee
Me:
lol
well you know i try
Her:
lol thought we were friends lol
and imi seeing some one..
Me:
just because theres a goalie doesn't mean i can't score
Her:
lol hahah im a one goalie team
me:
lol fair enough
i respect that
we'll whenever you get benched holla at me


September 18, 2009 @ 04:15 PM
A-WESOME

Post: 57

Join Date: Jul 2008

this thread made my day hahaha
September 18, 2009 @ 09:07 PM
gnarly sky

Post: 102

Join Date: Sep 2009

Me: Hey, I have a question...
Her: Shoot
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaha, that is unexpected. Well I'm pretty busy this wee with work and school. This weekend should be fine.
Me: Alright, let me know.
Her: You bet ya, chief.
September 19, 2009 @ 02:25 AM
ThatHipsterHapa

Post: 234

Join Date: Sep 2009

Me: Hey, I have a question...
Her: Shoot
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaha, that is unexpected. Well I'm pretty busy this wee with work and school. This weekend should be fine.
Me: Alright, let me know.
Her: You bet ya, chief.


Congrats. That's a solid reply du. lol.
September 19, 2009 @ 02:28 AM
&y

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did you really have to quote that?
September 19, 2009 @ 12:21 PM
ThatHipsterHapa

Post: 234

Join Date: Sep 2009

No.
September 19, 2009 @ 03:56 PM
GiantAthletic

Post: 27

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Oaktown

I just tried this on my dad's boss' daughter known her for like 10 years now

Me: hey whats good
Her: chillin im bored whatchu up to
Me: same i need something to do or someone
Her: lol silly what ru doing later? ru going to my tio manny's?
Me: What am i doing later? hopefully your buttcheeks then watching the fight
Her: lol whats with u 2day you sound like a horndog
Me: lol naw but seriously its been awhile now are you ever gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG! WHAT? im too old 4 u lol u wouldnt know what to do lol
Me: only 3 years and i know a lot more than you think
Her: lol is that right? you dont have the balls little alex i know ur scared of my dad
Me: Me scared? shit ill bend you over right in front of him to prove im not
Her: lol OMG! talk is cheap little one
Me: little? you dont even know
Her: oh yea? well everyone is gonna be at my tios watching the fight...ima be by myself prove me wrong lol
Me: why you laughing? you think im playing just watch oh and im not gonna pull out the cock-a-saurus just for you to look at either
Her: OMG i never seen this side of u lol stop talking and just prove me wrong then ill believe u lol

damn ive been wanting to hit this forever but i never thought i could! im gonna have to miss the fight tonight
September 19, 2009 @ 04:47 PM
Carl.

Post: 589

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: radda

Fucking. Win.

radda radda radda

September 19, 2009 @ 05:52 PM
dWrek03

Post: 30

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Chicity, Illinois

I just tried this on my dad's boss' daughter known her for like 10 years now

Me: hey whats good
Her: chillin im bored whatchu up to
Me: same i need something to do or someone
Her: lol silly what ru doing later? ru going to my tio manny's?
Me: What am i doing later? hopefully your buttcheeks then watching the fight
Her: lol whats with u 2day you sound like a horndog
Me: lol naw but seriously its been awhile now are you ever gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG! WHAT? im too old 4 u lol u wouldnt know what to do lol
Me: only 3 years and i know a lot more than you think
Her: lol is that right? you dont have the balls little alex i know ur scared of my dad
Me: Me scared? shit ill bend you over right in front of him to prove im not
Her: lol OMG! talk is cheap little one
Me: little? you dont even know
Her: oh yea? well everyone is gonna be at my tios watching the fight...ima be by myself prove me wrong lol
Me: why you laughing? you think im playing just watch oh and im not gonna pull out the cock-a-saurus just for you to look at either
Her: OMG i never seen this side of u lol stop talking and just prove me wrong then ill believe u lol

damn ive been wanting to hit this forever but i never thought i could! im gonna have to miss the fight tonight


Fuck the mayweather fight, you just booked a fight with that poon.
September 19, 2009 @ 06:15 PM
scrm

Post: 947

Join Date: Aug 2007

you should just prematurely ejaculate all over her so you won't miss mayweather and marquez touch gloves in the beginning
September 19, 2009 @ 07:10 PM
JGESQUIRE

Post: 193

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: AZ

so theres this really hot girl in my school. we always talk, but she wouldnt stop asking me bout my sexual life with my girlfriend right now. then i found out she was in my math class since school just started. she sits right beside me, we write on a little paper and talk. ill simplify the conversation cuz my scanner is broken.

me "so when are you gna let me tap that?"
her "tap what?"
me "pop it"
her "its already popped but i am a virgin" (i still dont get how)
(skipped a bit further)
her "mayb if you get me a new cell, then we will talk"
me "what do u want to talk about if i get you it?"
(then i started admiring her)

i am assuming things cud get fine if i get her a new cell.

but i wont, because i love my girlfriend right now a lot. this girl mayb very hot, but i will never cheat.



OMG sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooGAY!
September 20, 2009 @ 06:14 PM
EddieFresh

Post: 1

Join Date: Sep 2009

me: yo
her: wasssuup?
me: can i ask you a question?
her: sure thannng?
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: oo thats tempting, how about now?
me: should i bring food?
her: heck yes
me: mmkay, what do you want?
her: just bring hot dog buns..im feeling kinky
me: yesm!
her: you cant tell anyone about this
me: sure, so how you been?
her: sorta sick
me: i think you'll feel better once you see chief of staff, if you know what i mean.
her: LOL i can believe im doing this.

friends with benifits are total win cool
September 24, 2009 @ 11:01 AM
scream8217

Post: 45

Join Date: Sep 2009

So this guy somehow got into my apartment building and knocked on my door. I was pissed about being interrupted and when I answered the door, he was already mid-speech about collecting money by selling magazine subscriptions for some fund to go to college blah blah blah.

I said I didn't have any cash on me, but I'd run out to the ATM and come back, and asked for his number so I could call him when I did. He gave me his number, I closed the door and I continued with what I was doing: fapping to Meghan Fox's thumbs.

The next night my boy came over and we had just smoked and were waitin for Sons of Anarchy to come on and we got to talkin about this thread. I had originally wanted to wait to text this money-grubbin S.O.B., but this seemed as good'a time as any:


Me: Heyy you, i gotta question real quick

Him: Wat and who is this $Deep Stroker$

Me: When you gunna let me tap that?

The "Deep Stroker": Hell no, i am not gay $Deep Stroker$

Me: I mean c'mon, its not gay if you only do it once.. or twice..

The "Deep Stroker": Hell no, fuck you $Deep Stroker$

Me: Yeah man, now you got the idea, fuck me. Bring food.

The "Deep Stroker": Man stop textin my fukin fone u fagged ass bitch $Deep Stroker$

Me: ..no seriously, when you gunna let me tap that ass??

He then called me. I answered on speakerphone and made that fapping noise with my cheek. He hung up.

Me: Sorry I couldn't answer, my hands were busy fapping to the idea of tapping that ass.
September 24, 2009 @ 11:34 AM
1neSTixNJ

Post: 536

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NJ/Shanghai

yea but he doesn't know who called b/c scream got his cell #...dude had no idea who was texting him.
September 24, 2009 @ 01:02 PM
scream8217

Post: 45

Join Date: Sep 2009

Yeahh, Mr. Deep Stroker didn't get my number so he won't know where I'm from
September 24, 2009 @ 01:17 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2673

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

You are all very welcome for the entertainment...

-THiZZ
September 28, 2009 @ 07:07 PM
1neSTixNJ

Post: 536

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NJ/Shanghai

Thizz you are the fucking man
September 28, 2009 @ 08:20 PM
prolifick21

Post: 543

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: N Y C // WORLD

I just tried this on my dad's boss' daughter known her for like 10 years now

Me: hey whats good
Her: chillin im bored whatchu up to
Me: same i need something to do or someone
Her: lol silly what ru doing later? ru going to my tio manny's?
Me: What am i doing later? hopefully your buttcheeks then watching the fight
Her: lol whats with u 2day you sound like a horndog
Me: lol naw but seriously its been awhile now are you ever gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG! WHAT? im too old 4 u lol u wouldnt know what to do lol
Me: only 3 years and i know a lot more than you think
Her: lol is that right? you dont have the balls little alex i know ur scared of my dad
Me: Me scared? shit ill bend you over right in front of him to prove im not
Her: lol OMG! talk is cheap little one
Me: little? you dont even know
Her: oh yea? well everyone is gonna be at my tios watching the fight...ima be by myself prove me wrong lol
Me: why you laughing? you think im playing just watch oh and im not gonna pull out the cock-a-saurus just for you to look at either
Her: OMG i never seen this side of u lol stop talking and just prove me wrong then ill believe u lol

damn ive been wanting to hit this forever but i never thought i could! im gonna have to miss the fight tonight


epic.
gon head and smash bruh.
see, most bitches just want u to be direct and clear with them. they're ok with you treating them like shit sometimes. long as your game right, they'll do anything u tell'em.
September 28, 2009 @ 10:56 PM
steveee

Post: 2067

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: brooklyn

thizz, thank you for the best intawebz laughs i have had this year.

love,

steve
September 29, 2009 @ 12:03 AM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

P.s.

You the man brah, props
September 29, 2009 @ 09:18 AM
1 OF 1

Post: 135

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Philadelphia

me: sup pumpkin tits?
her: lol what?
her: what are u doing tonight?
me: you! let me slip it in?!
her: haha shut up. no seriously
me: im being serious
her: take me out to dinner first
me: oops i thought this was someone else... sorry wrong txt


haha "wrong text" never fails if u get rejected or not it is a good tool to get answers.
September 29, 2009 @ 12:03 PM
steveee

Post: 2067

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: brooklyn

yo.

just take the broad to 7 eleven, tell them steve sent you. then he will give you a slurpee and some hot dogs.

thank me later.
September 29, 2009 @ 03:11 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

me: sup pumpkin tits?
her: lol what?
her: what are u doing tonight?
me: you! let me slip it in?!
her: haha shut up. no seriously
me: im being serious
her: take me out to dinner first
me: oops i thought this was someone else... sorry wrong txt


haha "wrong text" never fails if u get rejected or not it is a good tool to get answers.



Gtfo smh
All he had to do is buy food
September 29, 2009 @ 04:01 PM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

me: sup pumpkin tits?
her: lol what?
her: what are u doing tonight?
me: you! let me slip it in?!
her: haha shut up. no seriously
me: im being serious
her: take me out to dinner first
me: oops i thought this was someone else... sorry wrong txt


haha "wrong text" never fails if u get rejected or not it is a good tool to get answers.


fail

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

September 29, 2009 @ 04:23 PM
Jagraj

Post: 857

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: NYC

this thread delivers!

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