August 24, 2009 @ 07:15 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

I'm gonna have 5 up in a bit if shit goes correctly.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 24, 2009 @ 07:38 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Big ass, Big tits, 5 in the face:
Me: Yo
Her: hi
Me: Whats up.
Her: nothing
Me: I got a question
Her: yea
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: bill ur prob. high
Me: Haha. Come on girl ill put you in a coma with my love making.
Her: Ok?
Me: So thats a yes.
Her: No. ur like high
Me: Haha. Whatever weirdo. Next time im in your area ill bring the condoms you bring the barry white cds.
Her: Ok whhtt?
Me: Your dumb bye. I need to go hit the blunt.
Her: K

I fingered her in the winter and haven't talked to her since just now.
1 down, 4 to go

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 24, 2009 @ 08:19 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Fat ass, B tits and a 6 face. A lil chub tho

Me: Yo
Her: yo
Me: Whats up?
Her: softball tourney hby?
Me: Nice. Can I ask you a question?
Her: Yea ask away
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: who said i was lettin u
Me: Who said you werent?
Her: i dont even kno u
Me: What better way to meet someone then with a good fucking?
Her: i dont doo that
Me: Change is good girly.
Her: not for stufffff like that
Me: All the cool kids do it.
Her: Guess im not cool then i dont fuckin change myself for anyone
Me: Haha why so serious?
Her: cuz i hate wen people try to make me do shit
Me: Haha you is a fool, b.
Her: wat
Me: Nothing homie.
Her: K

I really didn't know this girl. It was my friends ex,ex,ex,ex.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 24, 2009 @ 10:35 PM
2frashbacca

Post: 1011

Join Date: Jun 2009

keep em coming bill
August 25, 2009 @ 05:56 PM
hentai

Post: 4775

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

SORRY GUYS, I'M PRACTICING ON DUDES FIRST BEFORE I GO TO GIRLS. I WANNA SEE IF THE OUTCOME IS THE SAME.


Me: Sup man.
Him: Yo.
Me: What you doing later.
Him: Nothing. Just going home and scrimming some bads from dM, they're 0-3 lol.
Me: Oh that's cool, you still can't get out of open though rofl.
Him: Stfu.
Me: Yo real talk when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Huh?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that ass?
Him: The fuck dude?
Me: Answer the question.
Him: No way dude.
Me: This isn't a yes or no question, I'm asking you WHEN.
Him: Never dude, go away.
Me: I am away.
Him: Stop fucking texting me then.
Me: lolumad
Him: brb



(About 30 min later)
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?

http://hentaiwarlord.tumblr.com http://instagram.com/hentaiwarlord

August 25, 2009 @ 06:02 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

me: hey mom.
mom: hey.
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
mom: the fuck son?
August 25, 2009 @ 06:02 PM
nostalgia

Post: 2805

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: atlanta

Dat's gay!!!!!!!!!!!
August 25, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

keep em coming bill

Word up.


Alltoghether an 8, although she has some moles that make me turned off. She could still get the dicking tho.

Me: Yo
Her: Hey what's up
Me: Chillin like a villain.
Her: Not much about to go out.
Me: With who?
Her: ****** and ******* and maybe some other people.
Me: Sweetski. Tel them I said what's up. Ayo I got a question though.
Her: What's upp
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha you wouldn't be that lucky
Me: Shit babe im sitting with a four leaf clover right now. You know you wanna smash this Cock Ness Monster. Don't fight it. I'll do everything (her ex) didn't.
Her: Well that's alot considering he didnt do anything. I dont want to have sex with you bill.
Me: Haha. It isn't opposite day you know. No need to talk anymore. Next time im near ill bring the ecstasy and you bring the sexy underwear.
Her: You know i dont doo drugs right?
Me: You know I was kidding right? But i would still go in and out the hole like whack-a-mole.
Her: Too bad you can't tho.
Me: Yo're a funny girl. You know im gonna work it like a 9 to 5 one of these days. Our sex is star crossed like Romeo and Juliet.
Her: And how is that?
Me: Im good as shit I work part time as a tarot card reader.
Her: Yeah i believe that. Most genies are insane though.
Me: I am fucking insane. but you love this crazy sadistic man don't you?
Her: Nopee.
Me: Sarcasm is a great trait.


Then that's when shit got serious. She was on some "Bill noone likes you, you are a greedy piece of shit." Then I was like.....MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 25, 2009 @ 07:20 PM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

Fat ass, B tits and a 6 face. A lil chub tho

Me: Yo
Her: yo
Me: Whats up?
Her: softball tourney hby?
Me: Nice. Can I ask you a question?
Her: Yea ask away
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: who said i was lettin u
Me: Who said you werent?
Her: i dont even kno u
Me: What better way to meet someone then with a good fucking?
Her: i dont doo that
Me: Change is good girly.
Her: not for stufffff like that
Me: All the cool kids do it.
Her: Guess im not cool then i dont fuckin change myself for anyone
Me: Haha why so serious?
Her: cuz i hate wen people try to make me do shit
Me: Haha you is a fool, b.
Her: wat
Me: Nothing homie.
Her: K

I really didn't know this girl. It was my friends ex,ex,ex,ex.

that had me rolling lmfao
August 25, 2009 @ 07:21 PM
HabsFan

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: NYC

Bill is commiting social suicide if this shit is real lolll, still entertaining, keep em coming
August 25, 2009 @ 07:36 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Bill is commiting social suicide if this shit is real lolll, still entertaining, keep em coming


Damn right. One bitch I could care less about, the other is probably gonna be uncomfortable around me for the rest of her life, and the other is so on my dick (the girl that is a lil chub) so much that she texted me the next day like "Last night was so random, lol. What's up?"

Too bad three of the five bitches I did this too will probably fuck me in the long run because most people don't know I'm joking and the others think I'm a loser for doing this shit. Haha.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 25, 2009 @ 08:51 PM
nostalgia

Post: 2805

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: atlanta

ME:Hey I got a question
Girl: What is that?
ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Haha whenever you like
ME: Wow your a whore
Girl:Whatever fuck you, your the one that asked
ME: STFU! you fuckin slut, your 18 im only 16, thats fuckin rape, perv!
Girl: **** you have tried to get in my pants before dont try that
ME: Don't talk to me anymore, my parents don't approve of this, BYE!

Haha this girl is a Junior and been held back twice, and ive fingered her before, hahahah
August 25, 2009 @ 11:47 PM
666

Post: 157

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Southern California,...

iPhizzone screen caps 'cause I'm too lazy to transcribe all this text.

Last last weekend.




^ Ended in failure. Don't ask how.


This past weekend.



^ Peep last txt.....Yea. Oh yea.

From today


I had to convince this hoe someone had my phone and was sending shit, 'cause she got mad as hell, she has to be ragging 'cause shes usually real cool. Shes super fine and I wanna smash so I had to slick her back up.
August 26, 2009 @ 01:03 AM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

iPhizzone screen caps 'cause I'm too lazy to transcribe all this text.

Last last weekend.




^ Ended in failure. Don't ask how.


This past weekend.



^ Peep last txt.....Yea. Oh yea.

From today


I had to convince this hoe someone had my phone and was sending shit, 'cause she got mad as hell, she has to be ragging 'cause shes usually real cool. Shes super fine and I wanna smash so I had to slick her back up.


word i already fuck ALEXIA'S wet ass pussy until her clit went sore...
August 26, 2009 @ 07:46 AM
bird

Post: 546

Join Date: Jun 2009

ME: hey watsup?
J: Hi :] I'm being a nosey parker atm *?*, wbu?
arent you suppose to be at m*****'s atm?
ME: oh cool. nah not tonight
J: How comes?
ME: got a report to do so just chillin at hme
J: Oh right.
ME: soo
when you gonna let me tap that?
J: O_o tap what
ME: that ass
J: whose?
ME: what is this, 21 questions?
J: Yes
ME: oh. sooo...
when?
J: :L When do you want to? aha
Are you high?
ME: asap
nah im straight
so is that a yes?
J: sure
ME: sweet when?
J: Asap
Are you sure your not high?
ME: yea positive
J: Are you sure sure?
Whats my name?
ME: j*****?
J: Where do you work?
ME: **********
J: How many buckys have you had today sammy?

....razz
August 27, 2009 @ 08:55 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

bump

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 31, 2009 @ 03:18 PM
anthem

Post: 46

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Denver, Colorado

Me: hey girl what you doin?
her: hey. nothing much. what re you doing?
Me: just chillin. hey i got a serious question to ask you
her: whats the question?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: never haha
Me: come on girl im a man with needs. i can take you to space and back
her: haha were friends thats it
Me: friends with benefits
her: no, i dont do that
Me: come on girl you still owe me from my birthday
her: i dont owe you anything
Me: you know, im bein really rude, i can make it up to you and go down on you
her: omg that will never happen
Me: ill make you feel like youve never before
her: no you wont
Me: well let me try you out. ill give you a 100 percent gurantee. if you dont like it ill give you more and more
her: no. that is never going to happen between us
Me: we can try it once and see how it goes
her: no. no we wont
Me: you dont even know what your missing then
her: ill be okay
Me: you still wanna play wii?
her: what?
Me: do you still wanna play wii? im goin to school you in wii tennis
her: im gunna have to pass

i tried my best
August 31, 2009 @ 04:01 PM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California

Lol, looks like you ruined a relationship. Social suicide.
August 31, 2009 @ 05:02 PM
Comikazi

Post: 847

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: North Crack

Me: hey girl what you doin?
her: hey. nothing much. what re you doing?
Me: just chillin. hey i got a serious question to ask you
her: whats the question?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: never haha
Me: come on girl im a man with needs. i can take you to space and back
her: haha were friends thats it
Me: friends with benefits
her: no, i dont do that
Me: come on girl you still owe me from my birthday
her: i dont owe you anything
Me: you know, im bein really rude, i can make it up to you and go down on you
her: omg that will never happen
Me: ill make you feel like youve never before
her: no you wont
Me: well let me try you out. ill give you a 100 percent gurantee. if you dont like it ill give you more and more
her: no. that is never going to happen between us
Me: we can try it once and see how it goes
her: no. no we wont
Me: you dont even know what your missing then
her: ill be okay
Me: you still wanna play wii?
her: what?
Me: do you still wanna play wii? im goin to school you in wii tennis
her: im gunna have to pass

i tried my best


thats fucked, sorry bro but I would steer clear of that chick if I were you
August 31, 2009 @ 05:21 PM
anthem

Post: 46

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Denver, Colorado

Lol, looks like you ruined a relationship. Social suicide.


thats fucked, sorry bro but I would steer clear of that chick if I were you


hahahaha dont worry this chicks a hoodrat thats been on my nuts for the past 3 years and needed to get rid of her
August 31, 2009 @ 05:48 PM
SimpleAsAbc

Post: 865

Join Date: Dec 2008

                  
August 31, 2009 @ 05:52 PM
sado

Post: 3318

Join Date: Jul 2009

Yeah man I know usually Alexia is so chill, I don't know y she was actin up with u man cuz she let me smash yesterday.


hahahahahaha
August 31, 2009 @ 06:06 PM
B.M.

Post: 909

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

I just texted asking if I could tap that, and the bitch straight up said: "Whenever I have a free crib."

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

September 2, 2009 @ 10:36 PM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

hahahaha dont worry this chicks a hoodrat thats been on my nuts for the past 3 years and needed to get rid of her


apparently not on your nuts enough to let you tap that

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

September 2, 2009 @ 10:39 PM
?itiswhatitis

Post: 341

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: chi city mane

i dont ask brauds for the pussy, they give it to me.smile
September 2, 2009 @ 10:48 PM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

tested this out a little earlier, bitch was like "idk, so that's what you wanna do?" I was like "yeah" and she was like "word". +1 for Hypebeast lmao

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

September 2, 2009 @ 10:55 PM
?itiswhatitis

Post: 341

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: chi city mane

text a braud sayin "suksumdik?" works every time. cool
September 5, 2009 @ 02:12 PM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

so I'm 1 for 2 with this shit now, tried it with another bitch, she basically came at me with the "I thought you knew I wasn't that type of person" bullshit. We're not friends anymore but she had no plans of letting me hit it so I don't really care

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

September 5, 2009 @ 02:25 PM
kiko

Post: 1272

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: NJ... what of it?

lolol. ever since i did this as a joke that same chicks been all over me like no ones business. + 1 for HB indeed
September 5, 2009 @ 07:21 PM
starplayah

Post: 190

Join Date: Feb 2009

SORRY GUYS, I'M PRACTICING ON DUDES FIRST BEFORE I GO TO GIRLS. I WANNA SEE IF THE OUTCOME IS THE SAME.


Me: Sup man.
Him: Yo.
Me: What you doing later.
Him: Nothing. Just going home and scrimming some bads from dM, they're 0-3 lol.
Me: Oh that's cool, you still can't get out of open though rofl.
Him: Stfu.
Me: Yo real talk when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Huh?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that ass?
Him: The fuck dude?
Me: Answer the question.
Him: No way dude.
Me: This isn't a yes or no question, I'm asking you WHEN.
Him: Never dude, go away.
Me: I am away.
Him: Stop fucking texting me then.
Me: lolumad
Him: brb



(About 30 min later)
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?


Dude is mad homo. Text me.

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