Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

her: lmao oh yea maybe in your dreams.


me: is that a yes or no?

her: are you on something what did you do?

me:what did i do? nothing

her: frealz what'd you do?

me:nothing but hopefully you:]

her:whatever floats your boat, you know what floats mine? Water. haahah

me: I'll make it wet so it'll float more yanawmean

her: omgg you don't know how bad I'm laughing right now ahahha. lmao we should chill with *** yaknow

me:yea but we need some private time yaknoww


maybe i could smasshhh ahahaha. >

Second girl i txted:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey there!
Me: Watchu doin?
Her: About to go to bed
Me: Thats cool so how you and chandler doin?
Her: we are amazing
Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.
Her: Umm we arent. Thats reserved for chandler
Me: cmooooooooooooon
Her: Nope
Me: If i ask nicely?
Her: Nope
Me: What if you were really drunk?
Her: I wont cause i dont drink
Me: We could fix that pretty easily
Her: ehhhhhh
Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.

lol'd, pbnation.

me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.

Just died of laughter...

My friend just did this to some Hawaiian girl, and the girl ended up saying yes

but the prob is that shes a virgin, but she also wants to do anal, which shes done before.

lulz

GIRL #2

me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.

her: lmao oh yea maybe in your dreams.


me: is that a yes or no?

her: are you on something what did you do?

me:what did i do? nothing

her: frealz what'd you do?

me:nothing but hopefully you:]

her:whatever floats your boat, you know what floats mine? Water. haahah

me: I'll make it wet so it'll float more yanawmean

her: omgg you don't know how bad I'm laughing right now ahahha. lmao we should chill with *** yaknow

me:yea but we need some private time yaknoww


maybe i could smasshhh ahahaha. >

My friend just did this to some Hawaiian girl, and the girl ended up saying yes

but the prob is that shes a virgin, but she also wants to do anal, which shes done before.

lulz

when has that ever been a problem?

not really can i tap that txt haha

me: *forwards a pic txt to a girl i haven't talked in a long time*
girl: who iz diz?
me: dj?
girl: who?
me: are you salys sister?
girl: nahh
me: oh my bad she probly changed her number peas out!
girl: you sure you weren't trying to hook up with me hon? haha jp how old r u?
me: i don't mess with guys
girl (but really a guy now): u ain't gotta mess with me if ya know what i mean =).. what makes u say dat?
me: cuz im not gay
guy: u a man or wat?
me: yeahh.. u're beyond gay brahh.. lmao tryin to hit on a dude
guy: oh shit

thread's mad lackin
i tried again on a dif girl

me: hey whatsup
her: nothing much just leavin f21.
me: whatcha doing tonight?
her: going to dland, why?
me: well i was wondering if i could tap that ass in it's a small world.
her: alright, you do that.
me: By "that", are you referring to yourself?
her: haha, sure michael.
me: i wanna tap that ass!
her: that's nice
me: wuhs nice? that ass?

no reply again

Bitch gave your sex propsal a:



STIFF ARM!

thread's mad lackin
i tried again on a dif girl

me: hey whatsup
her: nothing much just leavin f21.
me: whatcha doing tonight?
her: going to dland, why?
me: well i was wondering if i could tap that ass in it's a small world.
her: alright, you do that.
me: By "that", are you referring to yourself?
her: haha, sure michael.
me: i wanna tap that ass!
her: that's nice
me: wuhs nice? that ass?

no reply again

goddamn fail for me so far. Maybe itll change. Rofl

me: Hey
her: Yeahh
me: I have a question
her: Go for it
me: So wen can i tap that ?
Her: Tap what? Chris c? (one of our homies.. -___-)
her: Go for it
me: Lol no
her: Tap that ass anyday [=
her: Ohh
her: Hahahahehehe
her: If she wants
her: It (now shes talking about another homegirl......)
her: Want me to ask her?
Me: Wowow no
me: By her do you mean urself

....................

Me: So wen are you gnna let me tap that
her: Never


nice

goddamn fail for me so far. maybe itll change. rofl

me: hey
her: yeahh
me: i have a question
her: go for it
me: so wen can i tap that ?
her: tap what? chris c? (one of our homies.. -___-)
her: go for it
me: LOL no
her: tap that ass anyday [=
her: OHH
her: HAHAHAHEHEHE
her: if she wants
her: it (now shes talking about another homegirl......)
her: want me to ask her?
me: wowow no
me: by her do you mean urself

....................

me: so wen are you gnna let me tap that
her: never


NICE

her:hey bestie
me:wassup
her:nm
me:so
her:so
me:so when are you gonna let me tap that
her:when the price is right

ME: hey hows it hangin?
HER: hey boy it's going all right. i'm excited for school but i'm breaking up with josh, so it sucks
ME: lol why?
HER: why what?
ME: why u breakin up with him?
HER: it's mutual, it's not working out any more
ME: oh word. so when u gonna let me tap that?
HER: lol not sure... don't you have a gf lol
ME: yeah, but only when im with her. when im out without her, im single all over again.
HER: OMG you are horrible
ME: so u gonna let me beat? =]
HER: nooo haha... you're so bad vinnie!
ME: cmonnnnnnnn, i have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. if your not satisfied, i lay you again and again and again until you are. its kinda like the arcade game where you play till you win
HER: omg vinnie, i can't believe the way you spit game
ME: yeah i know, im a g. thanks
HER: you're welcome haha
ME: sooooooooo, when u wanna set this up then?
HER: we are not setting anything up !
ME: hmmmmm, i have candy. how bout now?
HER: hahahaa :D:D you're cute
ME: cute enough to let me beat it up like bobby brown?
HER: not that cute, sorry. =)=)
ME: ahhh shit, ill just go cut my wrists and jerk off with my blood then.
HER: lmao
ME: or maybe ill use my tears as lube
HER: ahh
ME: soooo........
HER: soo.. haha what made you txt me? soo random
ME: ehhhhh, idk, just wanted to stick up your vagina like a bank robbery.
HER: wow
ME: yup, well i guess i tried
HER: yup