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August 18, 2009 @ 11:49 PM
drifter

Post: 1271

Join Date: Aug 2006

her: lmao oh yea maybe in your dreams.


me: is that a yes or no?

her: are you on something what did you do?

me:what did i do? nothing

her: frealz what'd you do?

me:nothing but hopefully you:]

her:whatever floats your boat, you know what floats mine? Water. haahah

me: I'll make it wet so it'll float more yanawmeansmile

her: omgg you don't know how bad I'm laughing right now ahahha. lmao we should chill with *** yaknow

me:yea but we need some private time yaknoww


maybe i could smasshhh ahahaha. >sad


just cus she jokes doesnt mean she will, if you legit want to...id just be like "all jokes a side ive been interested for awhile, you wanna get something to eat tomorrow?" eat then smash that shit hardcore...rinse repeat.
August 18, 2009 @ 11:54 PM
a.e.m.

Post: 73

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: right now ohio

word this thread is gangsta when i get mins ima try this
August 19, 2009 @ 12:40 AM
kilogram

Post: 1540

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Gaza

i horribly pressured my friend into doing this

and it worked
August 19, 2009 @ 01:21 AM
Skkipy

Post: 343

Join Date: May 2007

Location: Chicago

Second girl i txted:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey there!
Me: Watchu doin?
Her: About to go to bed
Me: Thats cool so how you and chandler doin?
Her: we are amazing
Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.
Her: Umm we arent. Thats reserved for chandler
Me: cmooooooooooooon
Her: Nope
Me: If i ask nicely?
Her: Nope
Me: What if you were really drunk?
Her: I wont cause i dont drink
Me: We could fix that pretty easily
Her: ehhhhhh
Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.

lol'd, pbnation.


me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.

Just died of laughter...


lmfaoooo
August 19, 2009 @ 01:34 AM
Satire

Post: 446

Join Date: Jun 2008

My friend just did this to some Hawaiian girl, and the girl ended up saying yes

but the prob is that shes a virgin, but she also wants to do anal, which shes done before.

lulz
August 19, 2009 @ 01:39 AM
Skkipy

Post: 343

Join Date: May 2007

Location: Chicago

My friend just did this to some Hawaiian girl, and the girl ended up saying yes

but the prob is that shes a virgin, but she also wants to do anal, which shes done before.

lulz


when has that ever been a problem? confused
August 19, 2009 @ 01:46 AM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California


GIRL #2

me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.




Haha, all the bold parts had me laughing.

her: lmao oh yea maybe in your dreams.


me: is that a yes or no?

her: are you on something what did you do?

me:what did i do? nothing

her: frealz what'd you do?

me:nothing but hopefully you:]


her:whatever floats your boat, you know what floats mine? Water. haahah

me: I'll make it wet so it'll float more yanawmeansmile

her: omgg you don't know how bad I'm laughing right now ahahha. lmao we should chill with *** yaknow

me:yea but we need some private time yaknoww


maybe i could smasshhh ahahaha. >sad


I see what you did there.

My friend just did this to some Hawaiian girl, and the girl ended up saying yes

but the prob is that shes a virgin, but she also wants to do anal, which shes done before.

lulz


She's not really a virgin if she's done anal.
August 19, 2009 @ 01:53 AM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

Me (11:45:30 PM): hey
Me (11:45:44 PM): i have a question
Her (11:45:48 PM): yes
Me (11:46:03 PM): can i tap that?
Her (11:46:10 PM): AHAHAH wow.
Me (11:46:17 PM): when can i tap that!?
Her (11:46:44 PM): haha i dont knoww.
Me (11:46:51 PM): tonight!?
Me (11:47:09 PM): i know we're 14 but when can i beat it like MJ b4 he turned white!?!?!?
Her (11:47:12 PM): WOW.
Me (11:47:37 PM): wen.
Her (11:47:45 PM): oh my god.
Me (11:48:02 PM): omg ill uze safety!
Me (11:48:43 PM): USC all day

no reply sad
August 19, 2009 @ 09:19 AM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

when has that ever been a problem? confused


because her cooch gonna be dry and wack and she gonna complain...but then again she did anal b4 lol..it doesn't get more painfull then that
August 19, 2009 @ 09:41 AM
fog

Post: 132

Join Date: May 2009

not really can i tap that txt haha

me: *forwards a pic txt to a girl i haven't talked in a long time*
girl: who iz diz?
me: dj?
girl: who?
me: are you salys sister?
girl: nahh
me: oh my bad she probly changed her number peas out!
girl: you sure you weren't trying to hook up with me hon? haha jp how old r u?
me: i don't mess with guys
girl (but really a guy now): u ain't gotta mess with me if ya know what i mean =).. what makes u say dat?
me: cuz im not gay
guy: u a man or wat?
me: yeahh.. u're beyond gay brahh.. lmao tryin to hit on a dude
guy: oh shit



www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjF954v1cVo
August 19, 2009 @ 11:09 AM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

lmao. the girl was 14. i'm 15 D;
i tried contributing..
August 19, 2009 @ 08:03 PM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

thread's mad lackin
i tried again on a dif girl

me: hey whatsup
her: nothing much just leavin f21.
me: whatcha doing tonight?
her: going to dland, why?
me: well i was wondering if i could tap that ass in it's a small world.
her: alright, you do that.
me: By "that", are you referring to yourself?
her: haha, sure michael.
me: i wanna tap that ass!
her: that's nice
me: wuhs nice? that ass?

no reply again sad
August 19, 2009 @ 08:17 PM
urbankickz11

Post: 21

Join Date: Aug 2009

this thread is hilarious
August 19, 2009 @ 08:43 PM
B.M.

Post: 808

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

thread's mad lackin
i tried again on a dif girl

me: hey whatsup
her: nothing much just leavin f21.
me: whatcha doing tonight?
her: going to dland, why?
me: well i was wondering if i could tap that ass in it's a small world.
her: alright, you do that.
me: By "that", are you referring to yourself?
her: haha, sure michael.
me: i wanna tap that ass!
her: that's nice
me: wuhs nice? that ass?

no reply again sad


Bitch gave your sex propsal a:



STIFF ARM!

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 21, 2009 @ 03:03 PM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

butp
August 21, 2009 @ 03:10 PM
Silver Bullet

Post: 646

Join Date: May 2009

Location: West London(Currentl...

Bitch gave your sex propsal a:



STIFF ARM!


Lulz
August 21, 2009 @ 05:05 PM
kiko

Post: 1272

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: NJ... what of it?

thread's mad lackin
i tried again on a dif girl

me: hey whatsup
her: nothing much just leavin f21.
me: whatcha doing tonight?
her: going to dland, why?
me: well i was wondering if i could tap that ass in it's a small world.
her: alright, you do that.
me: By "that", are you referring to yourself?
her: haha, sure michael.
me: i wanna tap that ass!
her: that's nice
me: wuhs nice? that ass?

no reply again sad



haha i think i shit my self
August 21, 2009 @ 09:26 PM
KALiKUSH

Post: 2611

Join Date: Jan 2008

goddamn fail for me so far. maybe itll change. rofl

me: hey
her: yeahh
me: i have a question
her: go for it
me: so wen can i tap that ?
her: tap what? chris c? (one of our homies.. -___-)
her: go for it
me: LOL no
her: tap that ass anyday [=
her: OHH
her: HAHAHAHEHEHE
her: if she wants
her: it (now shes talking about another homegirl......)
her: want me to ask her?
me: wowow no
me: by her do you mean urself

....................

me: so wen are you gnna let me tap that
her: never


NICE
August 21, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
FreshAddict

Post: 3030

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO!

goddamn fail for me so far. Maybe itll change. Rofl

me: Hey
her: Yeahh
me: I have a question
her: Go for it
me: So wen can i tap that ?
Her: Tap what? Chris c? (one of our homies.. -___-)
her: Go for it
me: Lol no
her: Tap that ass anyday [=
her: Ohh
her: Hahahahehehe
her: If she wants
her: It (now shes talking about another homegirl......)
her: Want me to ask her?
Me: Wowow no
me: By her do you mean urself

....................

Me: So wen are you gnna let me tap that
her: Never


nice


lmao!!!
August 22, 2009 @ 12:29 AM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

goddamn fail for me so far. maybe itll change. rofl

me: hey
her: yeahh
me: i have a question
her: go for it
me: so wen can i tap that ?
her: tap what? chris c? (one of our homies.. -___-)
her: go for it
me: LOL no
her: tap that ass anyday [=
her: OHH
her: HAHAHAHEHEHE
her: if she wants
her: it (now shes talking about another homegirl......)
her: want me to ask her?
me: wowow no
me: by her do you mean urself

....................

me: so wen are you gnna let me tap that
her: never


NICE


copied me :D
August 22, 2009 @ 02:01 PM
kiko

Post: 1272

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: NJ... what of it?

gave it a shot last night..was pretty bored.

me: ayee
her: ayeee watsup?
me: nuthin much. so when you gunna let me get it daily , nightly and ever so rightly?
her: lmfao anytime you like sweetie.
me: good to know.. ill be over tomorow
her: ha, alrighty then
August 22, 2009 @ 02:51 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

her:hey bestie
me:wassup
her:nm
me:so
her:so
me:so when are you gonna let me tap that
her:when the price is right
August 22, 2009 @ 06:06 PM
/GSTUDIOS\

Post: 885

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: MPLS

and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
August 23, 2009 @ 02:39 AM

Inactive

her:hey bestie
me:wassup
her:nm
me:so
her:so
me:so when are you gonna let me tap that
her:when the price is right


thats wassup. lmao.
August 23, 2009 @ 02:59 AM
daytona squared

Post: 1814

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

Stranger: 8======D
You: anal sex?
Stranger: mhm.
You: no lube?
Stranger: yes ube
Stranger: lube*
You: i like no luve
You: lube*
Stranger: why?
You: use my urine as lube
Stranger: but its not slippery
Stranger: :[
You: can i just pee in ur ass then?
Stranger: sure,why didnt you just ask?
Stranger: :D
You: i was shy sad
Stranger: yoj shouldnt be
Stranger: you*

rip subprime

August 23, 2009 @ 03:35 AM
2frashbacca

Post: 1011

Join Date: Jun 2009

Stop with the strangers. Nigga.
August 23, 2009 @ 11:08 AM
LyrikalBullet

Post: 15

Join Date: Aug 2009

Lol
August 23, 2009 @ 03:48 PM
Stylztk

Post: 388

Join Date: Mar 2009

ME: hey hows it hangin?
HER: hey boy it's going all right. i'm excited for school but i'm breaking up with josh, so it sucks
ME: lol why?
HER: why what?
ME: why u breakin up with him?
HER: it's mutual, it's not working out any more
ME: oh word. so when u gonna let me tap that?
HER: lol not sure... don't you have a gf lol
ME: yeah, but only when im with her. when im out without her, im single all over again.
HER: OMG you are horrible
ME: so u gonna let me beat? =]
HER: nooo haha... you're so bad vinnie!
ME: cmonnnnnnnn, i have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. if your not satisfied, i lay you again and again and again until you are. its kinda like the arcade game where you play till you win
HER: omg vinnie, i can't believe the way you spit game
ME: yeah i know, im a g. thanks
HER: you're welcome haha
ME: sooooooooo, when u wanna set this up then?
HER: we are not setting anything up !
ME: hmmmmm, i have candy. how bout now?
HER: hahahaa :D:D you're cute
ME: cute enough to let me beat it up like bobby brown?
HER: not that cute, sorry. =)=)
ME: ahhh shit, ill just go cut my wrists and jerk off with my blood then.
HER: lmao
ME: or maybe ill use my tears as lube
HER: ahh
ME: soooo........
HER: soo.. haha what made you txt me? soo random
ME: ehhhhh, idk, just wanted to stick up your vagina like a bank robbery.
HER: wow
ME: yup, well i guess i tried
HER: yup



i have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. if your not satisfied, i lay you again and again and again until you are. its kinda like the arcade game where you play till you win lmaoo win
August 24, 2009 @ 12:03 PM
Food

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2008

sad too lazy to do it
August 24, 2009 @ 01:13 PM
brisk

Post: 37

Join Date: Apr 2009

me: ay girl
her: hey there, whats up?
me: shit, posted. what're you up to?
her: not much. up north
me: word, so uh i got a question for you..
her: what's that?
me: when you get back can i tap that?
her: aaron..
me: i'm serious doh.
her: uhh no you can't actually.
me: oh come on, i know you don't mean that girl.
her: yeah...i do..
me: see now you're missing out, i was just trynna give you the daddy pipe
but you're on some other shit..
her: omg..

haha fail, but she did hit me up wanting to chill the next week!

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