her: hey homie what up
me: Chillin like a villan, i got a quick question tho :-O
her: wat is it?
me: when can i tap that?
her: lol are you serious?
me: of course!
her: Um lets go with a no lol
me: i didn't ask if i asked when <NAME> !
her: no! lol
me: F U!
me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.
me: hey! QQ for the QT!
her: hola! wat is it hun
me: how would you respond if i offered you hot sex on a cold winter afternoon?
her: LOL uhhhmm that would depend on the location.
me: behind home depot.
her: LMFAO suure <tgifresh> just for you i will think about it
me: okaaay.. when i ask for hot sex on a cold winter afternoon i don't want any excuses
her: lmao yes sir <tgifresh>!
....then we continued talking
if only it was december right now