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August 13, 2009 @ 09:47 PM
ThaGame

Post: 1460

Join Date: Apr 2009

BWS (10:32:56 PM): when u gon let me tap that juicy ass
BWS (10:36:16 PM): ??
BWS (10:40:59 PM): i've got shit to do so what's your answer
(10:44:36 PM): Lmao
(10:44:48 PM): I said talk to me
BWS (10:45:01 PM): mkay
BWS (10:45:05 PM): i ask something
(10:45:28 PM): Mayb when ur legal
BWS (10:47:15 PM): answers r what i need
BWS (10:47:20 PM): n that isnt one
i (10:47:51 PM): Yes it is
BWS (10:48:11 PM): there r two answer to the question
BWS (10:48:18 PM): yes and no
(10:48:30 PM): U asked when
(10:48:37 PM): Not can you
BWS (10:48:40 PM): lol
BWS (10:48:43 PM): good eye
(10:48:47 PM): And the answer is no
(10:48:55 PM): ;]
August 13, 2009 @ 09:50 PM
BruhMan

Post: 5120

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: 5thFlo

Me - Ayo
Her - Whats good baby?
Me - Quick question. When you gonna lemme tap dat?
Her - When u drop the bird ur chirpin with!
Me - We can all get it in. Wuddup with the menage?

*will update when i get a response*
August 13, 2009 @ 10:14 PM
alberto1989

Post: 1411

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Portland

me: can i tap that
her: feel free to

cool
August 14, 2009 @ 02:01 PM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California

BWS (10:32:56 PM): when u gon let me tap that juicy ass
BWS (10:36:16 PM): ??
BWS (10:40:59 PM): i've got shit to do so what's your answer
(10:44:36 PM): Lmao
(10:44:48 PM): I said talk to me
BWS (10:45:01 PM): mkay
BWS (10:45:05 PM): i ask something
(10:45:28 PM): Mayb when ur legal
BWS (10:47:15 PM): answers r what i need
BWS (10:47:20 PM): n that isnt one
i (10:47:51 PM): Yes it is
BWS (10:48:11 PM): there r two answer to the question
BWS (10:48:18 PM): yes and no
(10:48:30 PM): U asked when
(10:48:37 PM): Not can you
BWS (10:48:40 PM): lol
BWS (10:48:43 PM): good eye
(10:48:47 PM): And the answer is no
(10:48:55 PM): ;]


Hahahaha.

me: Hey.
M: heyyy
me: How are you?
M: i'm gooood
how are you?
me: Same. I went to Six Flags yesterday, so I'm tired.
Can I ask you a question?
M: lol nice
sure
me: So
When can I tap dat?
M: lmaooo whaaaat
never hahaha
my bf has claimed me for a 100 years
me: Haha, he doesn't have to know. =P
M: ....
no way dude
me: Aw.
me: So that's 100% no?
M: NEVARRRR
August 14, 2009 @ 02:11 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

me: hey
her: hey wats up
me: you busy next week? let's do something.
her: yeah sure. what do you want to do?
me: let's go to that archery place i've been trying to go to for so damn long!
her: haha ok.
me: then go to your place and let me tap that?
her: huh? tap what?
me: what?
her: you wanna tap dance?
me: hahah never mind.
her: wtf you weird. well i hope you dont get lost again like last time.
me: yo my tomtom fucking sucks! i think ima get a garmin.
her: ok.
me: well if im not gonna tap that, why don't you put those D.S.L of your's to use?
her: what? you wanna go on the internet?
me: HHAHAHAHA omg damn it. damn virgin. you are so clueless!

she is cute smile
August 14, 2009 @ 07:01 PM
Mr. Oizo

Post: 959

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Detroit Michigan

me: can i ask you something?
her: sure
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: WHAT?
me: hm?
her: what are you talking about?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: why are you saying this to me?
her: uhm..
me: uhm?
her: are you sure you are meaning this to come to me?
me: well who else would i mean it to be to?
her: i will text you i have to go
me: haha alright


i have no intentions on smashing.
August 14, 2009 @ 07:05 PM
alex.

Post: 6401

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Slovakia :3

me: when you gon let me tap dat?
her: never
me: im rich
her: when you said you comin again?
August 14, 2009 @ 07:17 PM
Mr. Oizo

Post: 959

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Detroit Michigan

me: can i ask you something?
her: sure
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: WHAT?
me: hm?
her: what are you talking about?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: why are you saying this to me?
her: uhm..
me: uhm?
her: are you sure you are meaning this to come to me?
me: well who else would i mean it to be to?
her: i will text you i have to go
me: haha alright


i have no intentions on smashing.



her: do you really mean that?

suprised
August 14, 2009 @ 07:51 PM

Inactive

this section always makes me laugh, damn, i cant wait till my phone is up again so i can ask! haha
August 14, 2009 @ 10:52 PM
TyLeR

Post: 48

Join Date: Aug 2008

are you guys texting this to actual friends? or girls you basically just met?
August 15, 2009 @ 12:47 AM
B.M.

Post: 850

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Girls we basically just met as actual friends.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 17, 2009 @ 12:24 AM
Vee_Styles

Post: 31

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Florida

this thread if fucking epic haha
ps. throw up the T for thizzzzzz =*
August 17, 2009 @ 01:17 AM
youngwarrior23

Post: 17

Join Date: Nov 2007

yall crazy.
August 17, 2009 @ 01:58 AM
jayrrrr

Post: 64

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: SF

me: when you goin let me tap that?
Her: ahah. this guy.
Her: omg.
Her: we should hang out soon tho!
me: whatchu doin tmrw doe?
Her: volleyball practice.
me: come over saturday.
Her: kaaayy.

i might get some this sat because of this thread. hahaha.
August 17, 2009 @ 02:06 AM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

uhhhhh. make sure she doesn't ACTUALLY just wanna hang out or else you'd be raping her hahaha.
August 17, 2009 @ 02:32 AM
jayrrrr

Post: 64

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: SF

haha alright. ill woop it out once i see her. if she doesnt like it she can go home.
August 17, 2009 @ 03:26 AM
jassass1n

Post: 126

Join Date: Mar 2009

haha alright. ill woop it out once i see her. if she doesnt like it she can go home.


shed already be at home doe
August 17, 2009 @ 04:08 AM
SupremeHype

Post: 317

Join Date: Aug 2009

this shit didnt work i got slapped
August 17, 2009 @ 11:01 AM
imtheman

Post: 1759

Join Date: May 2008

^^^^^^^^^
You did it wrong budd'....

You gotta TEXT and ask, not ask face-to-face!

At least you tried.
August 17, 2009 @ 11:44 AM
Speeker

Post: 176

Join Date: Aug 2009

not really can i tap that txt haha

me: *forwards a pic txt to a girl i haven't talked in a long time*
girl: who iz diz?
me: dj?
girl: who?
me: are you salys sister?
girl: nahh
me: oh my bad she probly changed her number peas out!
girl: you sure you weren't trying to hook up with me hon? haha jp how old r u?
me: i don't mess with guys
girl (but really a guy now): u ain't gotta mess with me if ya know what i mean =).. what makes u say dat?
me: cuz im not gay
guy: u a man or wat?
me: yeahh.. u're beyond gay brahh.. lmao tryin to hit on a dude
guy: oh shit
August 17, 2009 @ 04:55 PM
AyoItzJuno

Post: 252

Join Date: Jul 2009

^^^i didnt even bother reading cuz i saw "guy" and shxt.
August 17, 2009 @ 06:38 PM
art vandelay

Post: 483

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: 416

Second girl i txted:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey there!
Me: Watchu doin?
Her: About to go to bed
Me: Thats cool so how you and chandler doin?
Her: we are amazing
Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.
Her: Umm we arent. Thats reserved for chandler
Me: cmooooooooooooon
Her: Nope
Me: If i ask nicely?
Her: Nope
Me: What if you were really drunk?
Her: I wont cause i dont drink
Me: We could fix that pretty easily
Her: ehhhhhh
Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.

lol'd, pbnation.
August 18, 2009 @ 03:48 AM
dOpe-AF

Post: 15

Join Date: Jul 2008

^ the post is filled with win.
August 18, 2009 @ 08:26 PM
filth

Post: 3394

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Vancouver

Second girl i txted:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey there!
Me: Watchu doin?
Her: About to go to bed
Me: Thats cool so how you and chandler doin?
Her: we are amazing
Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.
Her: Umm we arent. Thats reserved for chandler
Me: cmooooooooooooon
Her: Nope
Me: If i ask nicely?
Her: Nope
Me: What if you were really drunk?
Her: I wont cause i dont drink
Me: We could fix that pretty easily
Her: ehhhhhh
Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.


lol'd, pbnation.


ahahahahahahahhaha
August 18, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
TGIFresh

Post: 108

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: The Moon, Milky Way,...

GIRL #1

me: hey
her: hey homie what up
me: Chillin like a villan, i got a quick question tho :-O
her: wat is it?
me: when can i tap that?
her: lol are you serious?
me: of course!
her: Um lets go with a no lol
me: i didn't ask if i asked when <NAME> !
her: no! lol
me: F U!

GIRL #2

me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.

GIRL #3

me: hey! QQ for the QT!
her: hola! wat is it hun
me: how would you respond if i offered you hot sex on a cold winter afternoon?
her: LOL uhhhmm that would depend on the location.
me: behind home depot.
her: LMFAO suure <tgifresh> just for you i will think about it
me: okaaay.. when i ask for hot sex on a cold winter afternoon i don't want any excuses
her: lmao yes sir <tgifresh>!
....then we continued talking

if only it was december right now razz
August 18, 2009 @ 10:47 PM
ADiKt

Post: 550

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: DFW,Texas

me: howdy howdy lil lady
her: hey! how's it going there sir
me: not much but nevermind that, i gotta question for you!
her: and what might that be??
me: when can i get in there like swim wear??
her: lol what???
me: when can i insert my penis into your vagina
her: lmfao are you serious?
me: serious!
her: weeeell whenever then! buuut i do have to let you in on a secret
me: cross my fingers hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
her: lmao! i haaaaave Syphilis n i'm tryna get rid of it right quick
me: ...fuck that. bye.

Just died of laughter...
August 18, 2009 @ 10:54 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

me: hey! QQ for the QT!


^^^cool
August 18, 2009 @ 11:15 PM
TGIFresh

Post: 108

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: The Moon, Milky Way,...

Shit was crazy son. she's a bad broad too
August 18, 2009 @ 11:29 PM
AyoItzJuno

Post: 252

Join Date: Jul 2009

I'm trying this right now
Me:Heyyyy quick question. When can i tap that?

Her:did you send it to the right person?

Me: Ofcourse i did. so whats the answer?

HeR:lmao are you on something?

me:Well that doesn't answer my question miss ********

her:haha ok good because i aint answering juno-san

me:It's just a matter of yes or no:]

her:whatever floats your boat noob smile. (she calls me noob everytime)

me: ok i take that as a yes, so when ?gimme a place and time

her: ok tomorrow midnight at your place leave your windows opensmile jk.

me:I'm serious. Or you want me to come over? your callXD

still waiting for a reply ill update you foos.
August 18, 2009 @ 11:41 PM
AyoItzJuno

Post: 252

Join Date: Jul 2009

her: lmao oh yea maybe in your dreams.


me: is that a yes or no?

her: are you on something what did you do?

me:what did i do? nothing

her: frealz what'd you do?

me:nothing but hopefully you:]

her:whatever floats your boat, you know what floats mine? Water. haahah

me: I'll make it wet so it'll float more yanawmeansmile

her: omgg you don't know how bad I'm laughing right now ahahha. lmao we should chill with *** yaknow

me:yea but we need some private time yaknoww


maybe i could smasshhh ahahaha. >sad

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