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July 29, 2009 @ 11:02 PM
THiZZ

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Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Post your results...

me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too

Next

me:Hey can I ask you a question?
her:yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
her: haha oh jeez
me: Im a busy man, I need answers
Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.

Next

me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ***
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

Next

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:04 PM
lucky

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lol

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July 29, 2009 @ 11:09 PM
FFFiasco

Post: 468

Join Date: Jul 2006

keep doing it till you get a yes.

film it.

post it.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:09 PM
ChunkO

Post: 374

Join Date: Sep 2008

me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food
July 29, 2009 @ 11:10 PM
USA

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July 29, 2009 @ 11:12 PM
A.R.P.

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Location: Montreal

you guys are beta

http://sans-coeur.com

July 29, 2009 @ 11:14 PM
DarianaGrande

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Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

this thread has potential

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

July 29, 2009 @ 11:15 PM
Dray

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Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Bay Area

me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food


Niigga had me lookin crazy laughin out loud when I read this.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:17 PM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

pbnation had a good one.

people actually got a yes.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:17 PM
Calborn

Post: 1599

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: BAY, CALIFAS

lmao @ epic first post

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

July 29, 2009 @ 11:18 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question

no response.. lol

Next

This is going to be interesting

our last conversation ended like this
We were talking about prostitutes

her: what would you say if i told you i was a prostitute
Me: i wouldnt pay mroe then 3 dollars an hour
her: your so mean you dont love me
Me:true dat
Her: wow im mad at you
Me:K
Me :ayyyyyyyyyyy so when you gunna let me tap dat
her:haha wow
me:is that a yes
her:ummmmmm thats a WTF
Me: does wtf stand for want to ****?
her:ummmm maybe.... I'm just confused
me:Y?
her:cause im still mad at you
me:soooooo.... when you gunna let me tap that
her:umm not right now

Ahhh shit...

-THiZZ
July 29, 2009 @ 11:19 PM
ignorantian

Post: 1643

Join Date: Apr 2009

me: ay baby girl
her: hey! how have you been?
me: that shit don't matter bitch i gotta aks you a question
her: what??
me: when the fuck is you gonna let me hit that shit
her: hit what?
me: when you gon let me tap dat..
her: um u have a girlfriend..
me: i don't care, shut the fuck up. i'll be over in 10
her: bring food


lmao @ 'bring food'
July 29, 2009 @ 11:20 PM
SK1

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Location: mA$$

July 29, 2009 @ 11:22 PM
SwissMissFire

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Join Date: Nov 2008

"bring food" made me laugh more than anything else on the internet
July 29, 2009 @ 11:23 PM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

pbn st goes hard.


tony_montana
July 29, 2009 @ 11:24 PM
ChunkO

Post: 374

Join Date: Sep 2008

LMAO she actually texted me back saying "where are you..."
July 29, 2009 @ 11:24 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Its the latest internet craze seen these topics everywhere was surprised one wasn't here i only posted the a few...

-THiZZ
July 29, 2009 @ 11:29 PM
timmehboii

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Location: ATL

lol, ima text some folk right now.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:33 PM
Joao.

Post: 340

Join Date: Apr 2008

I want to do this out of boredom and to see some reactions, but I have a feeling it's just gonna create a lot of real awkward situations.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:34 PM
STI Guy

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Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

HAHHHHAHA omg this is too funny! thank you thizz. someone please sticky this. the responses are too fucking funny.
July 29, 2009 @ 11:36 PM
Beez

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Location: Bay Area, CA

you gonna let me tap that?


twitter @brandohnn findme. injc*

July 29, 2009 @ 11:37 PM
clutchin.

Post: 1102

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: TEXAS!

Me: Ay when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Whenever you want.
Me: k!

smile

OH SUBPRIME!
July 29, 2009 @ 11:38 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

^^^lmao
July 29, 2009 @ 11:38 PM
TeeMillz

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Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Washington, D.C.

Its the latest internet craze seen these topics everywhere was surprised one wasn't here i only posted the a few...

-THiZZ


did you actually do it or just copy pasta

Everything is purple.. my brain is fuckin purple

July 29, 2009 @ 11:40 PM
unknown force.

Post: 3969

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

i would but then they're gonna talk to my gf sad
July 29, 2009 @ 11:42 PM
Dray

Post: 2167

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Bay Area

lmao at this one I found
Me: Hey baby
Her: Heyy whats up =)
Me: not much. Uhh, i got a question...
Her: Yeah i got a question too
Me: k you first.
Her: no
Me: yes
Her: ugh!!! fine.
Her: So when do you wanna to tap that?
July 29, 2009 @ 11:51 PM
st3p.

Post: 699

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 604

Me: Hey *****.. When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: LOL what
Me: when you gonna let me tap thatt D:
Her: right now
Me: Oh okay can I comeover tmrw then?
Her: yup
Me: Alright Ill come for sure ;] We'll smex to screamo music
July 29, 2009 @ 11:52 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

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Dear THiZZ,

You have received a new private message at Hypebeast Forums from timmehboii, entitled "ayoooo".

To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:
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***************
aye, when you gonna let me tap that nice ass?
***************
July 30, 2009 @ 12:02 AM
THiZZ

Post: 2676

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

Me:Sup wit it girl
Her:Hey haven't heard from you in hella long
Me:I know right, been hella long a can i ask you a question though
Her:Uhh okay what's up?
Me:Can i tap that ass
Her:The fuck?
Me:Is there a problem?
Her:Uhhh yea i haven't spoke to you in hella long and you ask me if we can fuck?
Me:Nah nah i said tap that ass
Her:There isn't a difference and i don't get down like that
Me:So how you want it then
Her:Im gonna forward this to my bf
Me:Whoa whoa i don't do 3sums wit another dude only two females
Her:Really now
Me:Yea so how you want it on your back or face in the pillow

She hasn't texted back...

-THiZZ
July 30, 2009 @ 12:03 AM
unknown force.

Post: 3969

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

lollllll

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