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There's a real easy to avoid this type of situation: Drive by the guidelines.
You put not only yourself, but other people in danger, you stupid fuck. You don't see all the commercials and videos of peoples brains coming out because of suckers like you?
I swear, the legal age of driving should be 21 because I know how easy it is to lure a dumb kid into doing anything dumb.
Since you wanted to drive like a "man" then take it like a man.
If your lucky the cop will not show up.
have someone hand deliver a large manilla envelope of pictures to the judge just outside of the courthouse 20 minutes before your hearing then leg it before he can be questioned....inside this mysterious envelope, he'll find pictures, pictures of his beloved children.
Be sure to include pictures of their school and pictures of them playing in an empty neighborhood playground unsupervised. bonus points if u can get close up shots of them sleeping in their beds....
...he'll get the fucking picture pretty fucking ricky tick if u get my meaning![]()
this technique also works on job interviews, pie eating contests, at supreme, and before boxing matches when you need the odds in your favor...word niggga, niggga word
Say you had a friend that wanted to be a banker and was denied by 3 banks and so he decided to kill himself. You were trying to save your friend from killing himself so you were speeding to get to his apartment. Say it was his only dream to be a banker.
Say you had a friend that wanted to be a banker and was denied by 3 banks and so he decided to kill himself. You were trying to save your friend from killing himself so you were speeding to get to his apartment. Say it was his only dream to be a banker.
radda radda radda
If your lucky the cop will not show up.