May 13, 2009 @ 09:12 PM
toolipsniper

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Join Date: Nov 2008

Hey hypebeasts, I need help!
So recently, I stopped jerking (it's too simple...) and I want to start to learn to poop. I can hit onto the seat, but I look plain stupid because I cant poop . So I'm asking you guys to give me some hints and maybe a tutorial or two. Thanks :D
May 13, 2009 @ 09:14 PM
RyanF.Baby

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Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

eat a lot of fruit

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

May 13, 2009 @ 09:14 PM
zaknifein

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Thanks --
May 13, 2009 @ 09:15 PM
loaf

Post: 44

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Location: california

you eat two jack in the box tacos with hella ranch and laxatives than that shit is going to come out real nice
May 13, 2009 @ 09:15 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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Location: on the interwebz

i lol'd....well...a slight chuckle...very faint...and a slight smirk....but that's all...not a bad effort at all my dude. Good attempt.
May 13, 2009 @ 09:18 PM
CAKIN.

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Location: SANFRAN

first, you do like this, put a look on your face, like you smell some piss


bounce to the beat til it start to hurt, then you dust all the smirk off ya shirt
May 13, 2009 @ 09:19 PM
strangers

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Location: 604

Eat some fruit and push as hard as you can.
May 13, 2009 @ 09:20 PM
Bill B.

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Location: Philly

Get an anal gaping by Lex Steele.
May 13, 2009 @ 10:32 PM
KALiKUSH

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first, you do like this, put a look on your face, like you smell some piss


>sad
May 13, 2009 @ 10:35 PM
indirectdelete

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Location: Brooklyn, NY

May 13, 2009 @ 10:55 PM
Hobbes.

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Location: Abq, NM

Lay down in a bathtub and stick your butt into air, pooping a stream of diarrhea onto your face is preferable.
May 13, 2009 @ 11:18 PM
ASSHOLE

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Join Date: Apr 2009

it's all in the technique. First go like this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. One, two three. Then, pelvic thrust. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town.Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then--
May 13, 2009 @ 11:29 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

Laxatives and anal thrusts.
May 14, 2009 @ 04:00 AM
geneticdrifter

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urban outfitters sells poop boooks
May 14, 2009 @ 07:38 PM
I Love Nikes

Post: 106

Join Date: May 2009

grab each booty cheek with one hand and spread em
if it still fails spread your legs as far as you can
if it still fails then take a piss
May 15, 2009 @ 12:11 AM
ricky tan

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Location: serbia

ROFLMFAO q

hung 10 never surfed

May 15, 2009 @ 07:39 AM
will 1 am

Post: 754

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Location: Ann Arbor

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-sNQUDGYI


i lol'ed at 1:29 "look! a potato!"
May 15, 2009 @ 09:01 AM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.


damn, i lol'd.


pooping is overrated. just be a really good pisser
May 15, 2009 @ 01:43 PM

Inactive

first, you do like this, put a look on your face, like you smell some piss


bounce to the beat til it start to hurt, then you dust all the smirk off ya shirt


dip to the ground as i catch the bass
then i wipe all the sweat off me face

*drink hella water and eat fruits*
May 15, 2009 @ 11:32 PM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

Post: 3017

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: uptown

the only problem is you wanna do it on the toilet

because i could name a few things bizarre enough to make you shit your pants

www.NickyDsss.com

May 16, 2009 @ 02:10 AM
/GSTUDIOS\

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Location: MPLS

***** hop the fuck off my avatar you unoriginial bitch
May 16, 2009 @ 10:13 AM
Bill B.

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Location: Philly

That avi sucks. No need to beef over it.
May 16, 2009 @ 11:44 AM
DevinDTA

Post: 53

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Texas

I'm looking for some toilet training books...
OK We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Well, you see, we're catholic...
Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.


LMFAO! What is that from again?
May 16, 2009 @ 12:16 PM
BackLike45'

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family guiz
May 16, 2009 @ 05:26 PM
ZachBlack44

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Location: PA

A few fingers may do the trick ...or a fist *cough *cough
September 2, 2009 @ 04:21 PM
AntonyT

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damn, i lol'd.


pooping is overrated. just be a really good pisser


lmaooo. dis nig is funny
September 2, 2009 @ 04:26 PM
TheOne

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Location: Here

you eat two jack in the box tacos with hella ranch and laxatives than that shit is going to come out real nice


Lmfao
September 2, 2009 @ 08:05 PM
ice grillz

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go to jail.

TOP $$$ FOR - SUPREME ROSARY TEE/CREWNECK SIZE MED.

September 2, 2009 @ 08:08 PM
sado

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hey quit making fun of him y'all.
remember :
September 2, 2009 @ 08:12 PM
zyezye

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Location: somewhere, over the...

eat chinese, thai, and mexican food all in one day. then all you gotta do is just wait.

i know from experiance.

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