World's Longest Rap.

August 10, 2009 @ 02:52 AM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

drink to the cone and get the brass monkey
i sip on the cheap liquor to keep my pockets lookin chunky

razz
August 10, 2009 @ 07:19 AM
hottikatti

Post: 511

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Tampere, Suomen tasa...

I havent showered in three days so im smellin funky
but not as much as my clientele of junkies
August 10, 2009 @ 11:38 AM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

my sex is like magic, just say hocus pocus
im watchin her tits bounce and maintaining focus
August 10, 2009 @ 04:09 PM
AyoItzJuno

Post: 252

Join Date: Jul 2009

yall gettin pissed like yall gettin dissed
GOAT like MJ and i aint talkin bout jordan
cuz you wack fcks started beastin and then it got borin
August 10, 2009 @ 09:09 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

i had a threesome with me your mom and a forgin
August 10, 2009 @ 09:16 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

i one night stand but you still be courting
i am so fly that the mission of you dissing me you are aborting
swaggs so cool it just started morphing
i have people to do my shit but you are the chore king
king of king kiss my pinky ring
August 10, 2009 @ 09:23 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

i can do anything
like mike jordan i can fly
almost like michael jackson except i can't die
you'll look at me like tyson, you'll be petrified
i spit hot verses leaving crowds electrified
so all y'all on HB read this rhyme
i then you'll call me the greatest of all time
August 10, 2009 @ 09:37 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

i got rare kick that you cannot find
lowballing should a crime and fined
you aint no sweet o child of mine
i am one of a kind
haters hate it when i shine
when you look at me there dick turns into pines no homo
got skills like tony romo
August 10, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

yo this ain't my album, this is my promo
i'm so hot bitches get orgasms from my photo
i flow so fast you should read my shit in slow-mo
i'm a machine like Pacquiao is to Miguel Cotto

rockin mic's like its nothin
beatin hoe's cause im frontin
like a member of G unit my man, im stuntin


if you have any doubt whether i'm the hottest kid on the block
i'll change you're mind fast and get out my glock
i'm high on life my dude i don't needa smoke pot,
i just sell that kinda shit, along with some rock

i drive whips that cost more than you're mother's health plan
i already told you i'm the greatest, dont make me say it again
August 11, 2009 @ 10:06 AM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

you are obslolete
you could never be me even if you cheat
my dick is in your girls cheeks
damn she is a freak
this aint official its just a leak
im still on myspace i dont tweet
my rhyme is so sweet you cannot defeat
people always checking out whats on my feet
when it comes to shoes i never repeat
catch me on craigslist where do you want to meet
i eat eat these lames like there meat
always rock heat
while your shoes are beat
damn right im uniuqe pretty neat
you take small steps i take leaps
i play for keeps
you are pretty cheap
i killed it you gotta admit
your wanted me fuck her tits
got more shoes than super kix
my flow is such a bliss
arent you tired of getting dissed
August 11, 2009 @ 10:43 AM
Silver Bullet

Post: 646

Join Date: May 2009

Location: West London(Currentl...

I leave em toungue tied like a dude with a lisp
Cut open their throat and throw em through the abyss
August 11, 2009 @ 10:49 AM
sado

Post: 3193

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Grove Street, SA

cause its obvious this aint what you think it is
yellow bitches speak spanglish on my fucking dick
dont even front and shit, they expecting it
August 11, 2009 @ 11:01 AM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

i dont feel dissed, but i am getting pissed
not because you say shit that i call real,
you say stupid shit thats got no appeal
you front like you're the hardest dude on the forums
quick help this guy out call a lyricist for him

this is H-Y-P-E and i am the beast
the HB war just started and i aint makin peace
i'll fuck you're mother, you're sister, daughter and niece
then eat you're heart out; like it's my own personal feast

Biggie Smalls once said "relax and take notes"
he also said to play me close like butter play toast
keep the dudes on here sailin' like yacht boats
when i'm done with this all these freaks will boast

they claim they can spit with the best of them
then they'll go home crying when we test with them
other cats will ask us to invest with them
i guess we'll just have to slay the rest of them

i keep it real and cut straight to the chase
my rhymes come so fast like a lyrical race
i'm puttin these cats on HB in their place
i'm one of a kind i should be my own race

i'm the top card in the deck, call me Ace
people try to start havoc and i'll fuck up their face
like G Killah did to that pussy named Mase
cross me and they'll be like Snoop chantin "Murder was the Case"
August 11, 2009 @ 11:10 AM
F/22

Post: 2803

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: california

there aint no phase after this cold crime case
ill be on the top of everybodys list dealin with everybodys lisp
like omg are you that guy who got away slittin that dudes throat
and fucked him with your fist
im a slave to society all i do is work you can just call me a wisp
August 11, 2009 @ 12:19 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

Now let's take this rap and give it a little twist
I can guarantee you never heard something like this

It's the kid named Ace comin back from the Abyss
i got two names, Ace or #1 lyricist
Big L said he'll pistol whip the priest every sunday
My style is similar, i hope to be like L one day

I'm sure you want to see how many rhymes i got left
i'm cookin up more rhymes than Raekwon the Chef
My shit stay fresher than Kanye West
I'll have DJ Khaled screamin "He the best!"

I wear fly gear
don't comb my hair
my girl got a big rear
but buddy, you better not stare

i got everything in this world i could possibly need
i got the style and the rhymes it takes to succeed
but don't worry i won't give into my greed
you look nervous, you're pants are wet, i think you just peed

i'll sell out seats like Cudi and Asher did at the Garden
and i'll get with all bitches that'll make me dick harden
i don't come off the bench like Marbury do, i'm startin
I'm done with this little verse, i'm departin
August 11, 2009 @ 02:22 PM
F/22

Post: 2803

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: california

hittin the runway harder than a 747
never givin a fuck fuckin up anyone fuckin with my seven eleven
till i got a a dozen of several cops on my tail with their engine revvin
never give a fuck puttin the pedal to the metal fightin em off like a new age rebel
August 11, 2009 @ 05:19 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

I'll rip you apart and leave you bloody and bruised
then take you're before and after picture when i use my 22
you claim you run with thugs just to say that you're cool
then i'll walk up to you and leave you lying in a pool that ain't blue

i'm takin these rhymes to a whole other level
like Immortal Technique did in "Dance with the Devil"
So sit back relax and enjoy the show
maybe grab a pen and i'll give you a lesson on "flow"

there's no doubt that in this thread i'm holdin it down
i'm already known as the best MC in my town
pretty soon i'll be considered as the best around
i'll rise to the top while the competition drowns

But i don't feel like doing this any longer, i'm done
but if i make a comeback you better "Beware" like Big Pun
August 11, 2009 @ 10:23 PM
DanMundo

Post: 25

Join Date: Jul 2009

You all addicted to this shit that I'm spittin outta spleen like a fiend,
Cuz of that I'm a lean mean money makin machine,
Gettin green like a queen,
Hip-hop needs me,
The new generation's Rakim
August 11, 2009 @ 11:27 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

No doubt, Rakim is the microphone fiend
but i'm more like the american dream
i'm so mean i should be on the Supreme team
or maybe in wu tang cause i'm all about CREAM

i need a pacemaker, i'm rhymin too fast
i'm the rap valedictorian, first in my class
i'm like the Priest of hip hop, welcome to Mass
if you not feelin' this shit, then kiss my ass

my dad once told me to reach for the stars
i said i'll go farther and shoot for Mars
i think i did pretty well, just peep my cars

i keep sayin rhymes that'll make you flip
i'm cruisin around in an insane whip
i'll take you to a new world like an acid trip
I'm unique, i'm neither a blood nor a crip

I need to relax and get a grip
needa loosen up, maybe have a sip
this rhyme might be on the homo tip
i'm done for today, i'm callin it quits
August 11, 2009 @ 11:56 PM
Kaedon Minor

Post: 40

Join Date: Oct 2008

iphone ring and i get the call and damn fsho she home alone
so i get swagged up and i hit the door but i go right back for my best cologne
and i swear lil homies its hardknock! when i get that feeling when my heart drops
or i feel that heat from the girl i met and she's in my reach...and im on top

but i must confess...that im feeling hot...around my head and chest
lemme hear that bra strap pop! we finna get uh undressed.
ye i be aint talking sex...cuhz just you coming near
can ya feel the chemeistry boo? well im the professer here

now this yo lesson plan! 1+1 ,thats you and me 2!
we can make our hearts out thats yeah cuhz thats just less then three <3
best i be! see what we izz everything we do is ecstascy
formulate the love! with a kiss! and a hug in the mix in the recipe

now just stand next to me! just like its meant to be
no need for undercover loving i I Identities
she flicked my heart and touched my soul now the paremedics wanna hurry up
its a 911 emergency! she got my whole body uh burning up
August 12, 2009 @ 01:28 AM
Moe Greene

Post: 450

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Richmond, VA

Im not callin' it quits, wont text it either
You want to talk like you fly? Invest in sneakers
Stack of boxes that are heaters, the rest are beaters
....................................yaknow!
August 12, 2009 @ 11:36 AM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

I aint Guido but I wear wife beaters
I walk into school with a gun and shoot the teachers
To get fucked up I need to drink by the liter
Catch me on facebook, I aint no Tweeter

I look up to dudes like Nas with Illmatic
I leave the crowds elctrified, and there hair is static
I don't fuck with new shit, I listen to classics
My Mobb runs Deep and we like to cause Havoc

Spittin this nice should be a damn crime
Maybe one day I'll serve my time
For now I'll chill out and smoke the weed in this dime
So I'll take a seat and let someone else rhyme
August 12, 2009 @ 12:31 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

now the turn is mine
my lyrics are crazy the get in you mind
im the leader your just behind
my flow sweet yours is just a lime
lean and and mean never kind
your blood is on floor cant say it hines
flow so sick it will make blind when i spit
yo girl gives me a blumpkin when i gottat take a shit
stacking bricks of weed and cash
money out the ass
i rock a ski mask
im faster than the flash
you *****s so irritating starting to get a rash
come to me if you want hash
people watchin me more ththat m.a.s.h.
you like poatoes i mash
your face i bash
you cant find my stast
you are just trash
now my turn im going to pass
August 12, 2009 @ 05:35 PM
northwest

Post: 4032

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

cuz i got no ass
August 12, 2009 @ 05:38 PM
Beez

Post: 3718

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: Bay Area, CA

and this rap sucks if this line isn't the last

San Francisco, CA findme.

August 12, 2009 @ 06:00 PM
ronton

Post: 90

Join Date: May 2009

Location: pembroke pines, flor...

well im gonna go again
back to make your backs bend
make no ameds
this is virtual no pens
you wear ladies i wear mens
you are not my friend
i do mean to offend
i am the trend
sorry to stop so early this is the end
August 12, 2009 @ 07:39 PM

Inactive

^you suck dick you little bitch
Please
Im begging you stop; quit
Your rhymes are soft like baby shit
Now i know your lookin at your screen
And prolly throwin a little fit
But fuck if i care
Im dun with it
August 12, 2009 @ 07:40 PM
Soldier187

Post: 689

Join Date: Aug 2009

Fiya
August 15, 2009 @ 10:32 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

Step aside and enjoy the ride
as i guide you through this lyrical homicide
with rhymes so ill it might even be suicide
i spit rhymes that coincide
and leave your brain fried
gotta keep the flow goin like its high tide
for all those craving to be electrified
or petrified or maybe even justified
i'm killin it like spray does to pesticides
i'm what happens when Eminem and Nas collide
i'm leaving mother's mortified
you need to be fortified inside and outside
in order to survive the lyrics i provide
August 16, 2009 @ 09:24 AM
DanMundo

Post: 25

Join Date: Jul 2009

So I&#8217;m throwin flames atcha
Ima preach to your ass lik a fly pastor
Listen to what im sayin I sound lik a rap master
I haven&#8217;t been noticed yet like I&#8217;m Casper
This beat wont slow down, but it prob wont go faster
Fuck the chitta chat
Gimme a break like a kit kat
Cuz Il knock you out like Casey at the bat
Don&#8217;t beef are you kidding me
My crew has more guidos than 1950s Little Italy
I have a P.H.D. in international affairs
So if you read between the lines I&#8217;ve been through alotta hair
But I&#8217;m actually kinda upset by haters unlike Brisco
Cuz I got more rhymes than r square feet in San Francisco
Im not Jeezy but Il talk about responsibilidad de fiscal
I got more chips than kilos
My confidence appears stronger than Ferigno
Ive never had E or blow
Or gotten crunk of platinum petrone
Im slightly chubby but don&#8217;t call me Joe
With the best rappers I wanna go toe-to-toe
I churn out music like its my job,
If rapping was baseball I would be A-Rod,
I don&#8217;t know much bout hockey
But Im sur this will land me a five minute penalty
My shit is lik philosophy,
Similar to Sophocles or Socrates,
But you&#8217;ll never be as cool as me not even eventually
Cuz my rhymes reap you like a state penitentiary
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