World's Longest Rap.

December 04, 2012 @ 18:11:46
Damn I had to edit this cuz I was beat by toyota guy,
droppin rhymes about chinks munchin pumpkin pie
ninja stars ready to punchure eyes, deflate fat bitches thighs and punish guys
cuz some of you should stick to silly photos with captions
one allah gon' come here postin and not rappin 
you actin like a buttpirate exposed as the captin
you better off on youporn fappin
before more 2012ers come in here E-thuggin and E-clappin
when in reality they softer than eric clapton
but i dont mean to fuss and sound like a dinasour
it just might do you youngins good to persue vagina more
before you wind up age 34 scrapin by scrubbin diner floor 
worse than broke, minus poor.
December 04, 2012 @ 18:28:52
In Brasil with the finest whores, feeding me shrimp
oneallah moms calling when she in need of a pimp
you a simp 10 fold thats degree to the tenth 
You a brown fred durst,biscuits leaving em limp
My chain clear, im still in the same gear, you going at dakingnutz when your join date is the same year.
December 04, 2012 @ 19:05:51
my boy above me with that clear logic
The dick I feed oneallah's mom is simply hypnotic
I dont know why allah stays trying to act hard when the whole internet know he soft
Im finna be the new HB rookie of the year & throw a bitchin party at my loft


Oneallah aint invited tho smokeyface
December 04, 2012 @ 20:24:14
Bruh I'm in this,

Under the table business,

It's that time of the year like Christmas,

Who wanna speak out, this trigger finga itches.Anyway, Oneallah fake like supreme on eBay,

2012 member? Bruh get in it's December.

2013, and I'm waiting for that afternoon drop, asked for my moms debit card. So you know I stay stocked.

Or strapped or hidden wit a gat.

In that vtech, coupe, wit Lupe, all black.

Cut copy, cut choppy, I like em stocky, call me big poppy, and we mobbin', who try shot me, batman and robin,

trap game throbbin'.. If we was robbers, y'all couldn't cop em.

"..wearing the usual, because why would i bother wearing something else?" - bill

December 04, 2012 @ 20:55:10
dakingnutz taking dudes nutz in his mouth
saying he gonna be a rookie when all he gets from me is a cookie
saying im not hard is like saying your mom didnt have good sex last night
ask her how it was, and she might give you a reason to show you my fight
December 04, 2012 @ 23:08:28
Call me mr. hot spit fiyah
the way I come through with this fiyah
You stay coming with wack lines
Niggas wouldnt come see you rap even if it costs a couple dimes 
I been dropping the craziest bars with the sexiest bitches on my lap
Nigga you a fruitcake ass nigga that got molested at age 7 and continue to chronic fap
December 04, 2012 @ 23:34:27
You fap cause you sap

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December 04, 2012 @ 23:44:20
Fuck up before you get slap. Peace out imma take a nap
December 04, 2012 @ 23:56:48
...then wake up, to your mommas dome, call that bed head cause i'm in the zone

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December 05, 2012 @ 00:01:26
Then go back to sleep, so I can lucid dream about making Internet niggas mad o wait that's real life just look at the jailbait thread 
December 05, 2012 @ 00:05:26
If it involves penis, youll prolly see E
Think he Styles stealing swag, you'll never be D
December 05, 2012 @ 00:17:13
Don't you actually rap? That was pretty weak

You should look at other options, hope you get your degree
December 05, 2012 @ 00:21:45
I got a degree from the streets, hustling and piling dimes
I was in the hood why you was trying on ya calvin kleins 
December 05, 2012 @ 01:45:16
this niga dakingnutz tryhard ass trying to come at me
no point pussy fall back and ill take your woman home with me
December 05, 2012 @ 02:07:26
2 chainz rap harder than you,
more box logos, that's atleast half truuuuu...

"..wearing the usual, because why would i bother wearing something else?" - bill

December 05, 2012 @ 04:42:02
Niggas tryna come at me when I taught all the real niggas in the game how to rap
you think chief keef, waka flocka , gucci, all learned from just being in the trap ?
Im mr hot spit fiyah homie
oneallah you dont wanna try me homie
Im so smooth the way ill murk ya ass , tell ya mother, and still end up between her beautiful brown cheeks
yo mods, bring back the up & down votes for all my HB geeks !

3hunna 
December 05, 2012 @ 05:57:12
Lauging at these lifeless leaches
they sweet like syrup, can get open like a can of peaches
peace tree with burning nikes, ugly dkes and man named jesus
fuck the longest rap shit
I be in the trap bitch
taill cuaght i had to backflip
call me mousey, it no way you can doubt me
unless you thomas
gimme the crown befo i show where the bomb is
___Sincerley, Your LandLord

LION PACK ULTA FRCE

December 05, 2012 @ 07:20:35
OH EM GEEEEEEE, I AIN'T B . I . G .
BUT I'LL STILL GET YOUR GIRL, ON HER KNEES
I READ THE FIRST PAGE, IT WAS FRIENDLY BUT HEY
SOME DUDES, JUST WANNA HATE ALL DAY
CMON GUYS, STOP BEING GAY.
OKAY?!

ROSES ARE RED, AND YOU ARE ANNOYIN
LETS SWITCH THIS UP AND BRING THE JOY IN ;D
December 05, 2012 @ 07:24:51
Now I'm finna go in on all these salty niggas still hatin.

my shoe game be on point with that freshh ass louboutin
December 05, 2012 @ 07:41:37
You're the Situation, but not from Jersey Shore
You're just an imitation, of something you're not like at all.

CMON GUYS HAPPY TOPICS PLEASE
THIS IS THE FORUMS, NOT THE 2012 SHOW CASE FOR BATTLE MC'S!
December 05, 2012 @ 16:52:34
chinatown wantin happy topics
I can't knock it
visions of fine honeys with swole bootys in tropics
topless
stretched out while them hoes give massages
fuck a happy ending we swingin for home plate
moutains of pussy feelin like i opened the gold gates
now that i pulled my weight up rose estates
and fancy cars materialistic like movie stars playin drug czars
but no matter how cool I be im still pickin nose on the low
i get congested in the winter when im puffin that dro
next thing i know I wake up on a boat with row boat rhonda at row
like a honda she go
gettin down like the late great wheelchair marry
doesn't have to rhyme if its true
now im coolin off shore watchin flicks with tony danza
thinkin on graduating and gettin papes like george costanza
ur bitch sucked me dry like a fanta
i cold acted middle school in public and pants her
December 05, 2012 @ 17:05:41
Love SOSa,
Rah-ris and roVAss,
You ain't fuckin with Three Hondas,
Bitchies Love SOSa
December 05, 2012 @ 18:07:02
I love my Toyota 
shit gets me hypa 
after I drink my soda
December 05, 2012 @ 23:13:11
Fuck a corolla,

I'm all about my Honda, when I was like 10 nigga 

... now i'm in my Zonda

"..wearing the usual, because why would i bother wearing something else?" - bill

December 05, 2012 @ 23:31:52
That aint even rhyme nigga
why am i in this thread wasting my time nigga
prolly due to a lack of a life 
just kidding thats like saying that im black when im white..

..washed 
December 06, 2012 @ 06:18:17
LOL THIS SHIT JUST GOT HILARIOUS

@KBOS BE MAD LYRICAL, NOT BAD AT THIS

@Bad News Company YOU GOTTA GO HOME

YOUR RHYMES ARE WEAK LIKE YOUR DICK, THAT'S WHY GIRLS DON'T LET YOU BONE

PROPS TO THE ASIAN @ToyotaGuy

NO GAS MONEY, LEMME GET A RIDE ;D

WHEN THAT @polopanda DUDE CAME ON, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

LITERALLY, HE'S FUNNY, STREET FIGHTER HONDA, KNOCK OUT!

THAT'S GAME OVER! E STYLES WENT STRAIGHT "NIGGA" MODE

HE SHE IS CLEARLY WHITE, FAKE BITCHES, GET RID OF THOSE!

ALL LOVE AND HATE!!! LETS GO ;D LOVE THIS THREAD HAHA!
December 06, 2012 @ 07:13:17
*captain Murphy laugh*

HAHAHAHAHAHA
May 09, 2013 @ 21:01:39
Who trynna spit, 
half ya'll niggas quit.

while half yall post gifs,
unlike most of all, i stay piff.

keeping the game alive, 
while most of yall stay on xbox live

stay losin', me spittin is like my car auto crusin',
too easy, can't even keep me.. stay slippin'..

"..wearing the usual, because why would i bother wearing something else?" - bill

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