World's Longest Rap.

January 27, 2011 @ 22:08:50
epic like lord of the rings,
I'm headed for jim's to get some onion rings..
with a side of gravy and some cole slaw,
I would eat pork but i love Allah,
my baby wants me and she wants it raw..
January 27, 2011 @ 22:12:51
said she wants it raw, but I'd rather cook though,
catch me with the based god, yeah I got a hooked flow,
like ali just swimming in a river,
rhymes will impale you, arrows in the quiver,
don't wear the gucci but ill make your soul shiver BURR

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January 27, 2011 @ 22:17:41
...I'd give it to her raw underneath the sheet
but found out she was full of shit like vegans eatin meat
she started getting freaky sucking on mah feet
she started moanin bout some faggot ass named pete
so I kicked her in the mouth and said bitch don't speak...
January 27, 2011 @ 22:20:06
epic like lord of the rings,
I'm headed for jim's to get some onion rings..
with a side of gravy and some cole slaw,
I would eat pork but i love Allah,
my baby wants me and she wants it raw..


...I'd give it to her raw underneath the sheet
but found out she was full of shit like vegans eatin meat
she started getting freaky sucking on mah feet
she started moanin bout some faggot ass named pete
so I kicked her in the mouth and said bitch don't speak...
January 27, 2011 @ 22:29:37
yea bitch dont speak
45 on her head, more miami than heat
excuse me, i meant more heat than miami
blow her brains out and keep fuckin cuz ♥♥♥♥♥♥ im nasty
opposite of big bitch i went from classy to ashy
rub her cremation dust on my body so dont fuckin ask me
January 29, 2011 @ 11:06:59
yea bitch dont speak
45 on her head, more miami than heat
excuse me, i meant more heat than miami
blow her brains out and keep fuckin cuz ♥♥♥♥♥♥ im nasty
opposite of big bitch i went from classy to ashy
rub her cremation dust on my body so dont fuckin ask me


but feel free to pass thee, blunt
i passd on lunch, a nasty cunt
January 29, 2011 @ 14:55:16
orange
January 29, 2011 @ 15:12:46
♥♥♥♥♥s think they funny sayin "oh rhyme with orange"
Think that twice and I'll screw your ass like a door hinge
January 29, 2011 @ 16:56:16
orange


door hinge

edit: didnt see dat post over there already sayin door hinge so i say
"purple"
January 29, 2011 @ 19:34:16
Originally posted by Inactive User
but feel free to pass thee, blunt
i passd on lunch, a nasty cunt


and thats wassup
for dinner, i opted for her anus after
leftovers is cum, gravy, and fecal matter
she sleptover got butt raped and then needs a pastor
dont cry baby thats only making me skeetin faster
February 04, 2011 @ 22:44:15
after i was done it ended with laughter
February 04, 2011 @ 22:51:52
but we all know that makes you look fatter
February 05, 2011 @ 00:48:14
even though there's nothing fatter than my bladder
typed that with slight laughter
cause my nuts are like saturn's rings
around the planet
but these bastard children manage
their mothers forever damaged
took the pussy and a sandwitch

missing.land

February 05, 2011 @ 01:24:35
then i ate that sandwich up
and snuck into that nasty cunt
took a shit inside her bladder
just to show her she dont matter
February 05, 2011 @ 15:24:55
bitch looked like the mad hatter
so i hit her with a batter
up, lick my nuts
suck it up dumb cunt
made her swallow the cum like a packet of runts
February 05, 2011 @ 18:21:26
look her right in the eye while im snacking on brunch
call up the two girls and tell em pass me a cup
urinate in it pass it back
and tell em drink that till ya drunk
lets drive go 90 and put my ass in the trunk
close your eyes swerve lanes and try to pass up that truck
have fun do drugs until we crash then were fucked
leave our remains on websites for those nasty ass fucks
February 05, 2011 @ 19:51:25
woo woo swaq

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February 06, 2011 @ 02:39:37
woo woo swag, fast life so I never lag,
ghosting through the crags,
playing black ops with the dual mag,
famas suppress wreaks too, stay with the killstreaks boo,
fuck I need a date for?
clock on watch you just gonna be a late whore


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February 06, 2011 @ 06:11:45
oeee baby i like it rawwwwww
February 07, 2011 @ 15:16:49
give you the clap, pussy burnin like molotov; #cocktail
cause you faggot know i rock well; #norman
im stormin' through these faggot rappin' mormons
got ya girl moaning early morning
she said, call ya homies i want more men
when i stop pissin' in her mouth she begs like
GIVE ME MORE, THIS IS TORMENT!
March 05, 2011 @ 14:14:44
And i'm stormin like fuck the other thread,
don't really know what "trap" means so fuck that other thread,
See, I'm from the west Coast
the name is emcee FROADS
I'm crazy as fuck cuz i used to toke a lotta dro laced with blow
with hoes that were white like snow
I coulda fucked lindsey lo
but i was strapped 4 cash so she said no,
told me 2 go n hop on the bus,
sat next to a fiend which made me adjust my seat,
the 74 was packed n i was daydreamin that i had copped some supreme
chasin broads with charlie sheen on a '66 mustang gt,
mah nig I had it all
now i'm sprayin aerosol in bathroom stalls
when i coulda broken down the walls with my sick intangibles
but i'm an unmanageable radical fuck
who'll kick pregnant chics in the gut
mah ♥♥♥♥♥ what?!
March 05, 2011 @ 20:04:31
Thanks for the assist Froads, now pass it to Spits
Took a break from rappin and shit
But this thread made me come back for a bit
Contemplating on staying, but I might leave
I tend to stay posted.....hypebeast
So there's no telling what level I might reach
Makin moves but remain humble, believe you me
It takes a lot to gas me up......SUV
March 05, 2011 @ 21:03:52
SUV gang, fuck a sedan,
vaseline, tissues, and my dick in my hand
more ejaculations than china's population
going to plague the world with my fuckin creations
swine flu, naw this is swag flu
told your bitch to suck my dick and then slapped her and said we through
March 05, 2011 @ 21:08:22
Here's what the West and the East have in common
Both have black cops in cars profilin
Hardcore kids in the West got stress
In the East we are chased by the same black beast
The black cop is the only real obstacle
Black slave turned black cop is not logical
But very psychological, haven't you heard?
It's the BLACK COP killin black kids in Johannesburg
Whassup black cop, yo, whassup?!
Your authorization says shoot your nation
You wanna uphold the law, what could you do to me?
The same law dissed the whole black community
You can't play both sides of the fence
1993 mad kids are gettin tense
Black cop!! Black cop black cop black cop
Stop shootin black people we all gonna drop
You don't even get, paid a whole lot
Take your four-five and you put it 'pon lock!
Take your M-60 and put it 'pon lock!
Take your uzi, put it 'pon lock!
Black cop black cop black cop
Black cop black cop black cop
March 06, 2011 @ 02:05:34
SUV gang, fuck a sedan,
vaseline, tissues, and my dick in my hand
more ejaculations than china's population
going to plague the world with my fuckin creations
swine flu, naw this is swag flu
told your bitch to suck my dick and then slapped her and said we through


the rumors you heard about my violent past well aye its true
im fuckin fat bitches, ones with cankles too
then make em jog because i know thats what they hate to do
but baby boo, you had to be a little slimmer
this little niqqer is liquored asking for your little sister
stickin bigger dick all up in that bitches liver
till she sit quivers start to cry i then dismiss her
March 06, 2011 @ 06:22:06
call ma niqqa 50 to stack some stackz
got ya bitch in da back, suckin dat fat burrito from ma niqqa jose
bitch said shes loco, dubbleteamed with my niqqa zoro

whatwhat
March 06, 2011 @ 10:27:03
call ma niqqa 50 to stack some stackz
got ya bitch in da back, suckin dat fat burrito from ma niqqa jose
bitch said shes loco, dubbleteamed with my niqqa zoro

whatwhat


with my niqqa zoro, i dont try to petal (pet all) hos, i just give em the floral
March 21, 2011 @ 13:44:22
From the orals back to back niqqa kill it like a lesbian tho he da thespian priest
March 21, 2011 @ 15:55:04
im a fucking walking paradox. i have sex with two other triceratops. no i dont.
March 21, 2011 @ 20:03:48
cause i smoke and im gunna kill the fucking pope.
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