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February 3, 2010 @ 06:31 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6242

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking in some Jap...

Nevermind cuz i can spend my time writing better rhymes
coppin a rolex is the onlyy way to spend better time
but nevermind that I rather cop a BBC tee
urinating on cats yes I.P. freely

Fuck Trey Songs

February 3, 2010 @ 06:38 PM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

i tell them hoes nevermind
i skeet on the planets and created man kind
i got them climbing on my weenie as though it was a grape vine
i got a small cock that looks like a shrimp
i jack off so much that my dick stays limp
all my skeet has already been ejaculated
i leave it on her face until it has all evaporated
i dont like to use vasoline because its way too thick
when i get done jackin it i go buy a nick
i aint got enough money so i gotta hit a lick
all i gotta do i kick a door
someone called the cops so i accidently jumped out the second floor
i fell on my ass and busted my ass
i started to run but in my foot was a peice of glass
i took it out and threw it at the cops
the only thing i stole was a pack of socks
February 3, 2010 @ 08:53 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

I'm too raw, too hardcore,
too cocky to pay attention to those involved with motherfuckin law
i make adults look like infants, leave them acting innocent
they beg me not to hurt em and that i get caught up with imprisonment

but im not the type to give you any kind of easy death
i'll hit you so many rights you'll be begging for my left

i dont feel like getting involved with complications
so have patience or i'll leave you shook like the Haitians
February 4, 2010 @ 01:02 AM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

Post: 3012

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: uptown

lookin like a fool wit dem pants on the ground

www.NickyDsss.com

February 4, 2010 @ 01:06 AM
mmm_nene

Post: 93

Join Date: Dec 2008

cause you hear the clear sound vibrating through your pulsating penis
February 4, 2010 @ 02:07 AM
F/22

Post: 2803

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: california

cause you hear the clear sound vibrating through your pulsating penis


what are you saying you talkin like
your a martian from venus
im considered the meanest an leanest
from the grounds to the reef
people will deemthis rap best with a reef
February 4, 2010 @ 02:29 AM
RYZA272

Post: 173

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Los Angeles

fuck it i dont need no substance to stimulate my needs,
no heroin or ecstasy not even weed,
just strict adrenaline and testosterone to be--
the master when it comes to punishing pussy,
woman in my bed is what makes me complete,
feeling like a rapping hugh Hefner without a damn beat,
typing this shit "off topic" forum hypebeast,
flow so ill it was compared to infected vagina yeast.
February 4, 2010 @ 06:19 PM
bulldogskoleff

Post: 1084

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Boston x NJ

i tell a bitch to take a sip of this
then i rub her clitoris
go back to the crib she ready to fuck and suck a *****s dick
i wonder what her name is but course i aint gon ask her
she gets on her knees and i blow a load the size of Alaska
February 4, 2010 @ 06:31 PM
MER-ONE

Post: 529

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: PUERTO RICO,TRUJILLO...

going around town busting guns like ***** shut up
smashing dudes in my peacoat, back up back up
does it have a stone of rhine,
***** i u lie to me ill bust my shotty where the sun dont shine
February 4, 2010 @ 10:51 PM
Hobbes

Post: 101

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: sǝןǝ...

be like son dont rhyme and know I sign the line
my style'lls like cyanide on salivas side
meaning spits hot even on the peak of Kilimanjaro
skills, none borrowed killin weak ones and all those
foos who think they got skills to be tested
best be well versed to ever catch rec kid
blessed is the mic if I choose to take it
lessons to the blind as they choose to make it
cause deaf hear my sound vibrations
limitations not played with minute made hesitations
I stay lit, brains equipped with several clips of amminishhh
but shhh dont tell kids of this, let them live in ignorance

Went as #y?E.

February 4, 2010 @ 11:17 PM
Juicy J

Post: 1422

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Memphis

Im Caught up in the rapture of love
Nothing else can compare
When I feel the magic of you

We stand side by side
Till the storms of life pass us by
Light my life, warm my heart
Say tonight will be just the start

I love you here by me, baby
you let my love fly free
I want you im my life for all time

WE TRIPPY MANE

February 4, 2010 @ 11:58 PM
EatAss

Post: 29

Join Date: Feb 2010

yoyoyo
santa claus ho ho ho
February 5, 2010 @ 12:11 AM
A.B.Y.S.S.

Post: 1937

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Hypemore,Beastland

don't be trickin' on no bitches, cuz broke ho's is a no no no.
chilly willy/in the north pole lookin silly/
ate a peppermint patty just to get the sensation/
of knifin' a bad croatian//broad then a fobby asian./
February 8, 2010 @ 10:43 PM
beenyce

Post: 450

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Connecticut

i fucked my money up
February 8, 2010 @ 10:52 PM
Virungă

Post: 2790

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Connecticut

Now I feel like shit...

Two girls one cup.
February 9, 2010 @ 03:37 AM
Chraz

Post: 298

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: bay area

we are not the same, i am a martian
February 9, 2010 @ 04:08 PM
MiamiSkate

Post: 423

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Miami, Florida

sike! i approach my penis with a palm full of lotion
February 9, 2010 @ 04:17 PM
vinsanityy.

Post: 1125

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: swag

ill cum on ur face in slow motion
February 9, 2010 @ 07:46 PM
AMuells

Post: 1030

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: Chicago

rock dat shit on my chode
da bitch then lolled
fuck it stay icy cold
never gonna give her up, no rick rolled
February 9, 2010 @ 08:53 PM
YDNA

Post: 1414

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Philly

rick rolled, the blunt
put it in your cunt

www.flickr.com/andywitt215

February 25, 2010 @ 03:04 PM
FROADS

Post: 1387

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: East L.A

I'll poke the cunt n u roll the blunt
but fuck that
matter of fact 'Fuck Rap'
cuz the mainstream says your talent is detected
by how much violence is projected,
Just as I suspected
This whole system is twisted,
just thoughts of a misfit with sik lyrics
who won't listen to critics that mimmick every word that I say
February 25, 2010 @ 04:44 PM
Reks

Post: 131

Join Date: Feb 2010

peep the wordplay, shitting on you herbs erryday
February 25, 2010 @ 07:10 PM
Fire

Post: 345

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: NY

smoke herb like dean
ufc referee
mug on mean
got blue honey combs
but stacks stay green
February 25, 2010 @ 08:59 PM
uncle kwan

Post: 631

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Queens NYC

pockets full a cream
it seems *****s would wanna scheme
i got two anwers for that the cock back and bullets thatll stream
February 25, 2010 @ 10:40 PM
boobiedigital

Post: 23

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: yesterday, Californi...

so addicted like an ecstasy fiend
or you can do like lil wayne and sip and lean
cause we be got them thizzles and promethazene
yadidameannnnnnnnnnn
February 28, 2010 @ 08:16 PM
HELLA.

Post: 843

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: where we say hella.

crops rule everyhing around me, green
im tyler like a rottweiler
i come dope and mean
i like my blunts witha little bit of heem
my lyrics come hot
and burn you
like a roller with steam
February 28, 2010 @ 08:49 PM
Ty_

Post: 74

Join Date: Sep 2009

Don't step to me I'm so fuckin mean,
I stay relevant like Supreme,
Shit on your scene and cut down your team,
son i got all the green,
and my worst is yet to be seen.
February 28, 2010 @ 11:06 PM
F/22

Post: 2803

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: california

you know my steeze i dont think you
do i slit your throat with my toyota keys
hop in my corolla, i swear my dolla coke
got laced because im kickin it with yoda
within or without you im the shit keep the bananas
i get small kicks just raw doggin black an white pandas
February 28, 2010 @ 11:49 PM
Auguste

Post: 1985

Join Date: Jun 2009

ha ha post above me was funny
led me to believe that he was a honey
soon realized dude was a dummy
its cool though, ill let him tickle my tummy... pause

I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.

February 28, 2010 @ 11:56 PM
faust

Post: 4737

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ny bang bang skeet s...

ha ha post above me was gay
i can't rhyme cus im white, hey
bla bla bla wednesday
or if your a horse eat some hay.
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