World's Longest Rap.

August 16, 2009 @ 10:49:17
goood mourning...its the lyrical messiah
here to provide the fiya..cuz they call me the supplier
taking nigas out like the D.C. sniper
using the K or wit the 12 gauge shotty,
and the only weight you move,is ya mothafucking body
August 16, 2009 @ 10:53:51
YO YO YO U GUYS ARE SUPER COOL
BUT NO REALLY UR A BUNCH OF TOOLS
GO DROWN IN A POOL
CAUSE UR A STUPID FOOL
YO IM SO COOL CAUSE I RAP I HYPEBEAST
I FUCKED YO MOMA BUT WTF SHE GOT YEAST
AND NOW IM GONNA GO
CAUSE MY NAME IS JOE
I HAVE TEN TOES
AND UR MOTHER IS A HOE.

faggots.
October 15, 2009 @ 13:15:39
Awwww Fuck,
Froads is in the cut,
mix me up and I'll self destruct
Purposely disrupt all yo mofuckas in HB,
Fuck Kobe and the Lakers
I'm the MVP Slayer listenin' rhymesayer,
with that multi flava dose,
leave em on the floor like Swayze in ghost,
rhymes stick 2 me like parasites to host
YO

U Couldn't fuck wit the kid in his worst day,
your best shit wouldn't catch the worst of my display
Even if I was Trippin of da yay, I move fast like relays,

Bored at work....

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October 15, 2009 @ 19:21:37
Heroin hero I'm tryna catch that flying blue dragon.
but you're like a joy killington you're just a drag on
yo bud where's your tampon? better yet where has your dick gone?
you ain't foolin' noone with that strapon get a idea mr hand strong
wrist and fore arms packing weight but only on one arm
your face is just something for me to step on, so far, so long
October 15, 2009 @ 19:27:55
get 'em, Modern
October 15, 2009 @ 19:49:20
i got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one.
October 15, 2009 @ 19:54:22
im cummin so fast and deff. not slow
money comin in quick call me fidel cashflow

>smh>smh>smh>smh
October 15, 2009 @ 20:26:19
I don't think it sound hot but aw right

So play the game as its sold/
No Cheat codes/
No slamdunking the freethrow/

Im the dude they put in the 4th innings/
Came in the game with no intention of winnin/
Went to ya girl huse with the intent of sinnin/
Beginning of the saga pss fuk the contract I'll take the canole/
Throw in some new sneakers that come out early/
Im good/
As long as the secretary n interns polish my wood/
Im the new iceman hit ya over the head to win/
Houstonina with flinstonian ways /
Im the greasest thing to come out my state since Frito Lay/

I got beef bigger than brontasuarus burgers/
October 15, 2009 @ 20:30:19
you are the shit i am the diarhea
im driving in a benz you riding in a kia
i infect millions son call me gonarhea
October 15, 2009 @ 21:28:16
cant wear skinny jeans cuz my nuts dont fit smh
October 15, 2009 @ 21:39:58
Holy shit like jesus christ get this guy a bag of ice!
Runnin round like scattered mice, usin' you as my sacrifice
but you don't belong like a comma splice, seek my holy might.
Fuck man put up a fight, stealing your shit like this is a heist
But I ain't no Oceans 11 and you ain't packin' no broken dice
My shit's so outta sight, you'll need a telescope, like trying to find a single lice.
but your knees quivering like stage fright, shit man, you don't look alright.
But I just might be the might of the site, see my ban hammer striking your broken cries?
October 15, 2009 @ 22:39:10
but o shit this girl must want a nut
imma jizz up in her face while im palming her butt
October 15, 2009 @ 22:41:43
get off you little slut
suck my fucking chicken meat ~cluck~cluck~cluck

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October 15, 2009 @ 23:58:48
From then on, I taught her all that she had learned.
I made her a star and made my stamp,
From then on it wasn't the periods that cause her cramps...
October 16, 2009 @ 00:03:51
and hittin up mcdonalds for some dank ass fries


He obviously aint read the prior lines
October 16, 2009 @ 00:07:59
and i'm that fire guy spittin the hottest lines
fuckin the hottest dimes, like im 'spose to be
gettin wet when they stand oh so close to me
October 16, 2009 @ 00:15:17
feel the ocean breeze,
Cop my Hypebeast steez,
im in this bitch like i got a pair of house keyssmokeyface

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October 16, 2009 @ 00:25:14
Fuck wearing condoms, i use gladware bags
October 16, 2009 @ 01:12:52
The motorcade of black jags, xk's
neighborhood superstar on y'all fags, y'alls gays
October 16, 2009 @ 01:17:28
gays who don't play fuckin lovin the cock
givin head to gay bums outside jack in the box
October 18, 2009 @ 02:37:52
then they wipe their asses with dirty socks

October 18, 2009 @ 08:07:41
Gettin all the cum out they locks
turnin around goin to buy some rocks
November 12, 2009 @ 01:50:06
HBers are like parapalegics tryin to take a stance,
they don't stand a chance,
Like a nerd that never gets a glance from that bitch at the dance,
Ya'll wanna battle but u can't even hang,N I keep comin back with the sickest flows
As dope as Froads?, quick to sock u in the Nose,
Shit I've been diagnosed with this hip hop shit at 15,pipe dreams made my tongue sharper than a guillotine
And fuck supreme, gimme a pair of chucks n a black tee
Levis??u woulda thought I was punk rock,
But im hip hop, so drop a beatbox
MIJA

do it
November 12, 2009 @ 02:18:57
i write checks wit no worries akuhnamatata
took ya bitch from ya and switch her pumas to prada
she call me papi ay ya yae yadda yadda
im swine flu sick time to take ya airborn
diamonds in my chain louder than a airhorn

BRRRRR BRRRRR

its gp la flare
my court date tuhday
and i dont even careeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 12, 2009 @ 09:07:14
murda tracks and fuck em, no vase-leen
Im the only necrophiliac u prolly eva seen
November 12, 2009 @ 09:54:58
murda tracks and fuck em, no vase-leen
Im the only necrophiliac u prolly eva seen

most royal got me bein the king n queen
for no reason from what ive seen
should be deemed the greateast from america
to the philipines
forget what what all you heard
imma solve all when this rap game falls
call it insane, call it absurd
when the DA calls ill tellem what to learn
December 16, 2009 @ 16:12:54
I listen to punk rock and ska,
smoke blunts n watch saw,
u wouldnt find a flaw even i broke the law,
I'm always faded, heavily medicated,
just cuz i sleep in park benches
doesn't mean i'm not dedicated
to this,
an intoxicated lyricist
bustin this punchline
during lunchtime,
why fuck the grind.
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