May 2, 2009 @ 02:50 PM
kaboom

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Join Date: Jun 2008

what's better than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
one dead baby nailed to 10 trees

how do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them back out?
with tortilla chips

fuck son
May 2, 2009 @ 02:55 PM
hash-

Post: 41

Join Date: Apr 2009

what's better than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
one dead baby nailed to 10 trees

how do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them back out?
with tortilla chips


omfggg i lol'd so hard

what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown suit

why was the little boy crying in the corner?
he had cancer.
May 2, 2009 @ 03:05 PM
Bill B.

Post: 727

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Philly

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
May 2, 2009 @ 03:08 PM
&y

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Join Date: Mar 2009

At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. from the hills of West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.
The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word.

The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is 'Timbuktu'" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began,

"Across the hot Sahara sand,

Trekked the dusty caravan.

Men on camels, two by two,

Destination- Timbuktu."

The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that.

The Lcpl. was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu."

The young Lcpl. looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began,

"Tim 'en me, a-huntin went,

Met three girls in a pop-up-tent,

They was three and we was two,

So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!"



LOL! and i dont get the dead baby jokes..i dont see how theyre funny sad
May 2, 2009 @ 03:10 PM
hash-

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.


i prefer the pile of dead babies variation
May 2, 2009 @ 03:16 PM
Bill B.

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Location: Philly

Oh shit I thought I put that.
Whatevs.
May 2, 2009 @ 03:16 PM
AntonyT

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just tell him you had sex with his wife
May 2, 2009 @ 03:22 PM
AntonyT

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seriously though, if i was you i'd ease him into the joke with an ice breaker. something like 'the problem with black people is...'
May 2, 2009 @ 06:36 PM
stos

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Join Date: Nov 2006

what's the hardest thing to hide while skinning a baby alive in public?

your erection
May 2, 2009 @ 07:00 PM
no0 v.2.0

Post: 2123

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: $crewston

why does beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

blacks have no rights.

what's long black and smells like shit?

welfare line

what's long and hard on a black man?

the first grade
May 2, 2009 @ 07:09 PM
st3p.

Post: 699

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 604

Lil Canadian joke that you might or might not get

How do you kill a fox.
Cut off one of its legs and make it run across Canada.
May 2, 2009 @ 07:47 PM
zzzboy

Post: 2326

Join Date: Apr 2008

why is 6 afraid of 7?

7 is a Nlgger.

a man driving hits a woman who gets in his way. whose fault is it?

the man's for driving in the kitchen.

what do arabians call sand paper?

a map.
May 2, 2009 @ 07:48 PM
AntonyT

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lmafooooooooooooooooooo
May 2, 2009 @ 08:01 PM
Guapamole

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Lol those are good.
May 2, 2009 @ 08:01 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

what do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag?


twix

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

May 2, 2009 @ 08:21 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

why don't women need a drivers licsence?



there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom




how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?



give him aids.
May 2, 2009 @ 08:59 PM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

what do you tell a women with a black eye?

nuthin shes already been told once




whatdo you call blacks in the rain?
gorillas in the mist

what do you call a black guy with a job
a miracle

what do you call mexicans?
mondays...why you ask?
becauser everyone hates mondays

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

May 2, 2009 @ 09:14 PM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008



Q. Whats brown and rythems with snoop?
A. Dr.Dre


I didn't get it until i realized you had a spelling error.
May 2, 2009 @ 09:23 PM
Joweee

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Ahahahaha I love black jokes.
Anyone got some proper white jokes? I've never heard that much.
May 2, 2009 @ 10:10 PM
noob_face

Post: 187

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Whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
A bench can support a family


i got tons more, but they are all super old...unless you wanna read them, ask i guess.
May 2, 2009 @ 10:25 PM
faggot

Post: 129

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: East Coast

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

NlGGERS.
May 2, 2009 @ 10:54 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

How do you know an Asian robbed your house?

He's still trying to back out of the driveway when you get home.
May 2, 2009 @ 11:26 PM
NYTID1

Post: 55

Join Date: Jun 2007

Wheres the white jokes??????????????
May 2, 2009 @ 11:35 PM
Iceboogie

suspended

Post: 536

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Simi Valley

so a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks him
"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
and the pirate says
"i dont know. but its driving me nuts!"

Waffles : u guys are just internet faggots

May 2, 2009 @ 11:39 PM
Blocka

Post: 11

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Location: Cleaveland (incorrec...

Boooooooooooooooooo
May 2, 2009 @ 11:40 PM
mixtape_03

Post: 2658

Join Date: May 2008

why do so many white people get lost skiing?
because it's hard to find them in the snow.

what do you call 500k white guys jumping out of a plane?
snow.

what do white ppl think are underwear?
t-shirts.

there's a jesus joke i know but it's so messed up. here's one but not the messed up one:

why wasn't jesus born in mexico? because they couldn't find 3 wise men + a virgin
May 2, 2009 @ 11:41 PM

Inactive

Q- What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
A-The NBA

Q-What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A-The PGA tour

Q-What do you call a white man in court?
A-The lawyer

Q-Why do white people like to play hockey?
A-It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop
May 2, 2009 @ 11:42 PM
Joweee

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Join Date: Jul 2008

Don't get the t shirt one. the mexican one's funny.
May 3, 2009 @ 01:20 AM
&y

Post: 4014

Join Date: Mar 2009

LOL this is so hard to choose. i was only told that i need two jokes but this is a hard decision.
May 3, 2009 @ 01:23 AM
SNEAKER JEDI

Post: 160

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Location: bay

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