I need some jokes!

May 2, 2009 @ 12:44 AM
&y

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im applying for this job, and they said that during the interview..the manager is gonna ask for two jokes and i need some jokes that wouldnt really offend anyone. anyone know any funny ones?!
May 2, 2009 @ 12:48 AM
yungm

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They said that when a black man becomes president, "Pigs will fly" , and now, 100 days into Obama's presidency.. Swine flu
May 2, 2009 @ 12:49 AM
Heelish

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???
May 2, 2009 @ 12:56 AM
Chewbakka

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"thats what she said"

as repetitive as it is, using it wisely at unexpected times will result in major lulz.
May 2, 2009 @ 01:03 AM
&y

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they said that when a black man becomes president, "pigs will fly" , and now, 100 days into obama's presidency.. Swine flu


looooooooool!!!!!
May 2, 2009 @ 01:18 AM
Bill B.

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They said that when a black man becomes president, "Pigs will fly" , and now, 100 days into Obama's presidency.. Swine flu


Damn..........epic

Dale Earnhardt's favorite album? Pink Floyd: The Wall
May 2, 2009 @ 02:31 AM
Dorfmeister

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if you want some safe jokes watch youtube videos of dane cook
May 2, 2009 @ 02:40 AM
"D"

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Q. If A woman with big boobs works at Hooters, Where does a woman with one leg work?
A. Ihop

Q. Whats brown and rythems with snoop?
A. Dr.Dre
May 2, 2009 @ 02:49 AM
VIBE

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what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoarass

waht do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapuss

what does a man with a big penis eat for breakfast? he will ask what and then you say "thought you wouldnt know"

why was ray charles a bad driver? hes black

why was helen keller a bad driver? shes a woman
May 2, 2009 @ 02:50 AM
st3p.

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Why's Santa's sack so big.

He only comes once a year.
May 2, 2009 @ 02:53 AM
Calborn

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hypebeast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105780

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

May 2, 2009 @ 03:15 AM
Cairo

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Joke one

There's a black guy, white guy, asian guy and a hispanic guyat the top of a gigantic mountain.

When they get to the top the asian man jumps off and says "This is for my people". The hispanic man jumps off too, screaming "This is for my people!". The black guy shouts "This is for MY people!" and throws the white guy off the mountain.

Joke Two

What's white, hard, and 10 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.


(I'm assuming your manager is white, if not, adjust jokes to offend his ethnicity accordingly. You'll be a shoe in for the job.)
May 2, 2009 @ 03:22 AM
bokchoy`

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they said that when a black man becomes president, "pigs will fly" , and now, 100 days into obama's presidency.. Swine flu


win

www.ericleong.tumblr.com / www.twitter.com/eric_leong

May 2, 2009 @ 08:11 AM
Carl.

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There's a black guy and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving?

A cop

radda radda radda

May 2, 2009 @ 08:55 AM
Cairo

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lmfao
May 2, 2009 @ 09:07 AM
DRAKE

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can your stop with the black jokes?
May 2, 2009 @ 09:13 AM
DouceCalinette

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lmao
May 2, 2009 @ 10:07 AM

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Q-How do you know a woman is about to say something smart?
A-When she starts off with "A man once said.."

Q-Why do women get married in white?
A-So they match the kitchen appliances!

Q-What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A-A battery has a positive side

Q-Why don't women need a driver's license?
A-There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q-Why hasn't a woman ever gone to the moon?
A-It doesn't need cleaning yet

Q-What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?
A-You hit her

Q-How do you make a woman dizzy?
A-Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.

Q-How do you fix a woman's watch?
A-It doesn't matter, there's a clock on the stove

Q-Which of the following doesn't belong: Wife, meat, eggs, or a blowjob?
A-The blowjob. You can beat yur wife, your eggs, or your meat, but you just can't beat a blowjob.
May 2, 2009 @ 11:04 AM
The Robe

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What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed.
May 2, 2009 @ 11:18 AM
TL

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There's a black guy and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving?

A cop


lololol
May 2, 2009 @ 01:02 PM
i_hate_simps

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Q. Whats brown and rythems with snoop?
A. Dr.Dre


lol
May 2, 2009 @ 01:25 PM
yarraguzmn

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Did you guys hear the news? Apparently,Kermit the frog just passed away this morninq from swine flu. He contracted the virus a week ago from eatinq Miss Piggy out. So tragic.
May 2, 2009 @ 01:27 PM
easy-e

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^Fail.
May 2, 2009 @ 01:41 PM
Mizz

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what do you call a sea gull that hangs out at the bay?

a bay-gull lulzz
May 2, 2009 @ 01:44 PM
hools

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dead baby jokes
May 2, 2009 @ 02:05 PM
STI Guy

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knock knock

who's there?

fuck you nig.ga
May 2, 2009 @ 02:36 PM
&y

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this is gold! haha, thanks guys. keep them coming! and yes, my manager is white
May 2, 2009 @ 02:36 PM

Inactive

Q-How do you save a drowning baby?
A-Harpoon it
Q-What is better than a dead baby?
A-The revoked child-support
May 2, 2009 @ 02:44 PM
.emaN

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lol dead baby jokes are terrible but so gold
May 2, 2009 @ 02:44 PM
hools

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what's better than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
one dead baby nailed to 10 trees

how do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them back out?
with tortilla chips
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