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April 22, 2009 @ 10:00 PM
Virunga

Post: 1286

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: USA

Scottish people are lower then even the Irish

Dear Virunga, You have received an infraction at Hypebeast Forums. Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)

April 22, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
CHIEFxIRONLUNG

Post: 792

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: 973 New Jeru

in all seriousness, if you're up for some vile shit, you can find fox urine pellets at like your local hardware store, take it, and pour a bit of water on them to make them mushy, and smear them over tights. fox urine is supposed to keep rodents away and its the worst smelling shit and a small bit of it is extremely potent, and even worse with liquid involved. the shit thing has been done before and won't die out because it's the first thing you think of. how many people can say they had a fresh smell of fox piss in the morning?
April 22, 2009 @ 11:08 PM
SK1

Post: 1139

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: mA$$

in all seriousness, if you're up for some vile shit, you can find fox urine pellets at like your local hardware store, take it, and pour a bit of water on them to make them mushy, and smear them over tights. fox urine is supposed to keep rodents away and its the worst smelling shit and a small bit of it is extremely potent, and even worse with liquid involved. the shit thing has been done before and won't die out because it's the first thing you think of. how many people can say they had a fresh smell of fox piss in the morning?


Definite points for originality.
April 23, 2009 @ 03:32 AM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

what a fucked up bastard. whatever you do, make sure he cant find you or her.
April 23, 2009 @ 06:18 AM
KUSH

Post: 604

Join Date: Mar 2006

wow your girl bein harassed by a slipknot fan. that must suck
April 23, 2009 @ 08:01 AM
bakes

Post: 329

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: UK


www.themovingdevelopment.com

April 23, 2009 @ 10:26 AM
TL

Post: 1577

Join Date: May 2008

lol wow thats fucked up man
April 23, 2009 @ 12:35 PM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

Endz, dunnie, get all Paddy Considine in Dead Man's Shoes on him...

Bakes you are now my new favorite person. I haven't heard dunnie in years and i haven't seen Dead mans shoes since it came out. I need to watch that again. What a film.
Scottish people are lower then even the Irish


Yeah bro we're all so poor and disgusting and we don't even know what a burger king is LOL =0_^=

wow your girl bein harassed by a slipknot fan. that must suck

Actually, Not as much as you'd think. If he didn't look like a total Oaf i wouldn't be laughing though.

what a fucked up bastard. whatever you do, make sure he cant find you or her.

Hopefully he doesnt. But i cant imagine him finding out.

in all seriousness, if you're up for some vile shit, you can find fox urine pellets at like your local hardware store, take it, and pour a bit of water on them to make them mushy, and smear them over tights. fox urine is supposed to keep rodents away and its the worst smelling shit and a small bit of it is extremely potent, and even worse with liquid involved. the shit thing has been done before and won't die out because it's the first thing you think of. how many people can say they had a fresh smell of fox piss in the morning?


This idea is amazing,I think i could get a hold of this stuff through one of my friends as well. But i can imagine myself ending up covering myself in fox piss trying to put it in the box. Which would not be awsm.

Contemplating just sending an empty box.
April 23, 2009 @ 02:05 PM
robmar19

Post: 153

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: london

Send them A note supposedly from a real doctor at your local hospital. the letter should be about that a patient who has contracted the aids virus has named you as a past sexual partner please contact me (give doctors name at the end) at (hospital name and number) in two days so that I can make arrangements for a blood test. This will drive them nuts untill they actually call.

ill think of some more...
April 23, 2009 @ 02:17 PM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

hahaha brilliant. I just got the guys address like 2 seconds ago as well.
April 23, 2009 @ 04:25 PM
toolipsniper

Post: 152

Join Date: Nov 2008

shit in a box. put a pair of tights over the shit so that the shit is not visible. He'll open the box and be like, "oh yeah, i'm going to town on these". Then he'll see the shit and be very very disappointed.
April 23, 2009 @ 06:50 PM
.IC3.

Post: 570

Join Date: Oct 2008

jizz on ur gf's panties then send it to him
April 23, 2009 @ 08:04 PM
B18c_tuner

Post: 46

Join Date: Jan 2009

wtf u tryna say bitch?
April 23, 2009 @ 08:46 PM
CHIEFxIRONLUNG

Post: 792

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: 973 New Jeru


This idea is amazing,I think i could get a hold of this stuff through one of my friends as well. But i can imagine myself ending up covering myself in fox piss trying to put it in the box. Which would not be awsm.

Contemplating just sending an empty box.


You can get it anywhere, any general hardware store should carry it. It's basic pest control shit, it's not exclusive. And you wouldn't be covered in it. Get some gloves, a bucket and do what you have to with the tights and place it in the box, it shouldn't be as messy as what you're thinking of. It's not meant to be really liquid, just soft enough to smear into the fabric. Forget the shit idea, it's stupid and he'd pretty much be amused/disgusted for a few seconds. He'd just harrass her more, and do something stupid. If the putrid smell of fox piss get in his nose, he'll be too busy getting that smell out of his nostrils to harass, TRUST ME. A friend at work thought it'd be funny to spray that shit (it comes in a liquid form, a bit harder to find) at me and the workers in the store, holy fucking hell. I had to throw out my clothes cause it wasn't diluted and a lot got on my clothes.
April 24, 2009 @ 09:41 AM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

^ i lol'd lower than pinoys?


wtf u tryna say bitch?


He's saying that you have a much nicer Nike SB collection than me.

You can get it anywhere, any general hardware store should carry it. It's basic pest control shit, it's not exclusive. And you wouldn't be covered in it. Get some gloves, a bucket and do what you have to with the tights and place it in the box, it shouldn't be as messy as what you're thinking of. It's not meant to be really liquid, just soft enough to smear into the fabric. Forget the shit idea, it's stupid and he'd pretty much be amused/disgusted for a few seconds. He'd just harrass her more, and do something stupid. If the putrid smell of fox piss get in his nose, he'll be too busy getting that smell out of his nostrils to harass, TRUST ME. A friend at work thought it'd be funny to spray that shit (it comes in a liquid form, a bit harder to find) at me and the workers in the store, holy fucking hell. I had to throw out my clothes cause it wasn't diluted and a lot got on my clothes.

I wasn't meaning because its exclusive or anything i just meant that my friend would no doubt have some some already.Can't be bothered spending money on the guy smile
But yeah i smell you on not taking the dump.We've already spoke about not doing that cause he'd just send like an extra 3 pages of messages along with the original 2 a day.

If i cant get a hold of Fox piss i reckon it will just be like an empty box with a drawing of a dick inside or some shit. I don't want to do anything that will be like the tick for a mass murdering spree.
April 24, 2009 @ 11:17 AM
unknown force.

Post: 3969

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

Endz, dunnie, get all Paddy Considine in Dead Man's Shoes on him...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeow24XrCg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjsC76s1eXE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=selOpuDua-k

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNc3nNe2wYY


i feel like i missed out on a great movie razz
April 24, 2009 @ 04:12 PM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

damn dude..u dont see the ak-47 cli[ hanging from his shoulder.....dont fuck wit him
April 24, 2009 @ 05:08 PM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 3888

Join Date: Dec 2006

wear ur gfs tights sweat like mad in them and send them to the dude


yeahhh!
April 24, 2009 @ 06:21 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

Send them A note supposedly from a real doctor at your local hospital. the letter should be about that a patient who has contracted the aids virus has named you as a past sexual partner please contact me (give doctors name at the end) at (hospital name and number) in two days so that I can make arrangements for a blood test. This will drive them nuts untill they actually call.

ill think of some more...


Dude's prolly a virgin.
April 24, 2009 @ 08:05 PM
pfortades

Post: 765

Join Date: Nov 2007

send him money.

http://www.pfotography.tumblr.com

April 24, 2009 @ 08:50 PM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

send him money.


How much?
April 25, 2009 @ 04:24 AM
TR.eat

Post: 1161

Join Date: Nov 2008

How is he contacting you, like by e-mail? just create an other one & let him talk to the old adress...

If not yhea do all the shit/sweat/piss shit to him.
April 25, 2009 @ 05:08 AM
Joe_

Post: 2742

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Australia

send him a box full of ticks
April 25, 2009 @ 05:20 AM
TR.eat

Post: 1161

Join Date: Nov 2008

Send him a box with 2 tickets for a movie, a opera or what ever for him & your g/f, with a return adress of a very ugly, hater, big, maybe black, muthafuking beefy, tall GAY ni66er you know. And let him drive up there & get his ass rammed up
April 25, 2009 @ 06:06 AM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

How is he contacting you, like by e-mail? just create an other one & let him talk to the old adress...

If not yhea do all the shit/sweat/piss shit to him.


He's contacting her through myspace haha. She's gonna delete it anyway because shes gonna join the police,and they check up on all your online stuff now. So she isn't worried about him contacting her back or finding out where shes from.
We just want to fuck with him for a bit for being annoying.
April 25, 2009 @ 03:15 PM
mr.orange

Post: 1099

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: London, England

wear ur gfs tights shit in them and send them to the dude


^

typical scotland razz

jokes, dun wanna hate on la famiglia di scozia.
April 27, 2009 @ 01:31 AM
KERNY

Post: 128

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: pdx

smallpox ftw
April 27, 2009 @ 02:28 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

send him a gay porn disguised as your gf fuckin 0.0
April 27, 2009 @ 02:37 AM
mcgully culkin

Post: 6

Join Date: Apr 2009

pics of yo girl?
April 27, 2009 @ 02:37 AM
Calborn

Post: 1599

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: BAY, CALIFAS

Tickle him.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.


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