So many lol's.
One time when I was about 7 or 8 and in elementary school, I had a weak bladder. And the class I was in was wayyyy out in a trailer separated from the rest of the school. So I would have to take like a 5 minute walk from my class, and my stomach was acting up bad. So I ran from the trailer to the school, and I could feel that shit sliding out with every step. So I get in the bathroom and there's shit everywhere at that point. It's like in the back of my shoes, on the ground of the bathroom, everywhere. And the bell was about to ring to go home, so I did my best to clean up quickly and left what I didn't have time to clean. So I run out the bathroom to catch the bus, and I run into this old black janitor. He just stands there and says, "I know what did in there boy." I took off running and didn't look back.
so your bladder holds your shit?? damn that's weird.