Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

god that fuckin sucks. i could only imagine the friend speech and or bitchiness you got from her.

uhhh actually it does...

Dude you know pussy shouldn't actually smell like fish right?

so about 3 weeks ago i went to my girls house to kick it but her grandma waas there snoopin and shit givin me some dirty ass looks, so she proceeded to cook some dinner for us while we're watchin tv and shit while we're waiting for her to leave. so she cooks us some fish and goes off into her room to get ready before she leaves. so we're chillin on the couch watchin tv in the living room and shit i started fingering my girl while her grandmas bedroom door is wide open and she has a clear view of what im doing, but the living room lights were off so the only light was the tv so it was dark. so then i put the blanket over my girl and it looked liike she was laying down and she started giving me head...her grandma then walks in and says what is she doing! and i said shes asleep and well since she only speaks spanish and has pretty much no common sense she believed me and she says well okay im leaving and i shake her hand but i try to wipe them on the blanket before but my fingers were still grimy as fuck) and i guess she scratched her nose and said oh my i thought i washed my hands they still smell like fish....HAhaaaaaaaaa

these r dope ass situations. like awkward as fuck but afterwards fun.



for me, about a week ago i went to a party with a couple friends. It was 2 girls and me and another guy. We planned to sleep at the girls house cuz we were gonna be fucked up and she lived like 2 doors down from the party. The dad was some cool asian dad pretty liberal n shit but he didn't really feel comfortable with us sleeping there in the first place. After the party we came back and I hung out with the two girls in the girls room just to talk n shit (the girl is pratically my sister I wasn't planning on smashing or anything). Anyways, the Dad comes in, and i can tell he is uncomfortable with me in there. Noticing this, i book it downstairs and pass out on the couch. The next day I go home and I realize that i forgot my backpack. I come back to pick it up and I can tell the dad was real apologetic n shit and felt really bad about mean muggin me. I was like wtf happened.

It turns out, to save her own ass, the girl told her Dad I was gay so he wouldn't get mad about me bein up in their room. awkward as fuck and I could tell the Dad was uncomfortable and like weird around me lol. I wont be going back there for a while.

..and its always awkward watching some rated R movie with parents when a sex scene suddenly pops up

No son, yall are mistaken.


If a pussy smells like fish or anything else strange, it's dirty.
If doesn't smell like anything, it's clean.


Believe me yo, my girl is sacreligious about keeping her shit clean, and it has never smelled like anything.

All chicks before her weren't so on point.

So there's this sexy ass girl who's a regional merchandiser at my store (retail) who comes every month. I've always thought she was Mexican for some reason. So one day me and my buddy went to a computer shop and saw that girl. We sat next to her said hi then minded our own business etc. We're Filipinos so we spoke Tagalog and we started talking mad dirty shit about her thinking she wouldn't understand.

Next day at work, some other girl told me she wasn't Mexican (we've been talking about how hot this girl is). I saw her and asked and she says she's Filipino (she kinda looks Spanish) and understood Tagalog as well and says she understood everything that I said. >.> I managed to get out of that awkwardness by laughing and she found it funny too. But after that day, every time I see her it's maaaad awkward.

I was shit-housed once at a club and I meet this girl about 20min before the place closed.I got her number and called her the next day to hang out. The night before she was a solid 8, but now being sober she was a 5 at most. I didn't have the balls to ditch her so I decided that we only get some coffee and made up some stuff about work calling me in so I couldn't hang out for that long.

So many lol's.

One time when I was about 7 or 8 and in elementary school, I had a weak bladder. And the class I was in was wayyyy out in a trailer separated from the rest of the school. So I would have to take like a 5 minute walk from my class, and my stomach was acting up bad. So I ran from the trailer to the school, and I could feel that shit sliding out with every step. So I get in the bathroom and there's shit everywhere at that point. It's like in the back of my shoes, on the ground of the bathroom, everywhere. And the bell was about to ring to go home, so I did my best to clean up quickly and left what I didn't have time to clean. So I run out the bathroom to catch the bus, and I run into this old black janitor. He just stands there and says, "I know what did in there boy." I took off running and didn't look back.

So many lol's.

One time when I was about 7 or 8 and in elementary school, I had a weak bladder. And the class I was in was wayyyy out in a trailer separated from the rest of the school. So I would have to take like a 5 minute walk from my class, and my stomach was acting up bad. So I ran from the trailer to the school, and I could feel that shit sliding out with every step. So I get in the bathroom and there's shit everywhere at that point. It's like in the back of my shoes, on the ground of the bathroom, everywhere. And the bell was about to ring to go home, so I did my best to clean up quickly and left what I didn't have time to clean. So I run out the bathroom to catch the bus, and I run into this old black janitor. He just stands there and says, "I know what did in there boy." I took off running and didn't look back.