so about 3 weeks ago i went to my girls house to kick it but her grandma waas there snoopin and shit givin me some dirty ass looks, so she proceeded to cook some dinner for us while we're watchin tv and shit while we're waiting for her to leave. so she cooks us some fish and goes off into her room to get ready before she leaves. so we're chillin on the couch watchin tv in the living room and shit i started fingering my girl while her grandmas bedroom door is wide open and she has a clear view of what im doing, but the living room lights were off so the only light was the tv so it was dark. so then i put the blanket over my girl and it looked liike she was laying down and she started giving me head...her grandma then walks in and says what is she doing! and i said shes asleep and well since she only speaks spanish and has pretty much no common sense she believed me and she says well okay im leaving and i shake her hand but i try to wipe them on the blanket before but my fingers were still grimy as fuck) and i guess she scratched her nose and said oh my i thought i washed my hands they still smell like fish....HAhaaaaaaaaa
these r dope ass situations. like awkward as fuck but afterwards fun.
for me, about a week ago i went to a party with a couple friends. It was 2 girls and me and another guy. We planned to sleep at the girls house cuz we were gonna be fucked up and she lived like 2 doors down from the party. The dad was some cool asian dad pretty liberal n shit but he didn't really feel comfortable with us sleeping there in the first place. After the party we came back and I hung out with the two girls in the girls room just to talk n shit (the girl is pratically my sister I wasn't planning on smashing or anything). Anyways, the Dad comes in, and i can tell he is uncomfortable with me in there. Noticing this, i book it downstairs and pass out on the couch. The next day I go home and I realize that i forgot my backpack. I come back to pick it up and I can tell the dad was real apologetic n shit and felt really bad about mean muggin me. I was like wtf happened.
It turns out, to save her own ass, the girl told her Dad I was gay so he wouldn't get mad about me bein up in their room. awkward as fuck and I could tell the Dad was uncomfortable and like weird around me lol. I wont be going back there for a while.