September 05, 2009 at 23:30:14 Sep 05, 2009 @ 23:30
lmao YOU FUCKING FAIL
i waz on the phone with my friend and then my mom called
so i picked up nd somehow we got into an arguement
so i switch back over, but i actually put it on 3 way nd i said
"yo man i fuckin hate my mom, i can't stand that bitch, she gets on my fuckin nerves i swear"
i made her cry
radda radda radda
Then this time I'm on vacation in barbados to see my pops. I go to the bathroom cuz I see a wire coming out of it. So I go in, and there's my cousin w. This dvd/tv thing on the toilet cover, fapping in the shower but naked. He comes out 20 mins later saying "you can't prove shit."
I was at a bar and I felt a storm brewing in my stomach. I had sushi earlier in the day and I guess it wasn't fresh or anything. Anyways seeing how this is a bar, there was no way I was even going to attempt sitting on the seat even with layers nor did I have the time to do so. I basically squatted over and unleashed a world of pain onto the toilet. When I got up, there was shit everywhere.
My biggest concern at this point was that the stall is super close to the door. So I was afraid someone was going to walk into the stall since it's pretty busy at the bar when I get out....worst all someone I know at the table (20+ ppl). I walk out and luckily no one else was using the washroom at the time. Washed my hands real quick and dipped!
Whole night I was hearing about how someone shit in one of the stalls. Worst part was I guess someone complained and they just hosed down the stall and the whole washroom had water everywhere lol pretty grimy.
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