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Been through a ton, but the funniest was when I was first dating my girlfriend and it was one of the first times I was going to her house and I had to shit mad hard.
You know those shits that you run to the bathroom and don't even bother to pay attention to anything, you're mind is just set on getting to that toilet?
When she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom, opened the door and got halfway in and realized her dad is sitting there taking a shit and reading the newspaper, just staring at me in shock.
Been through a ton, but the funniest was when I was first dating my girlfriend and it was one of the first times I was going to her house and I had to shit mad hard.
You know those shits that you run to the bathroom and don't even bother to pay attention to anything, you're mind is just set on getting to that toilet?
When she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom, opened the door and got halfway in and realized her dad is sitting there taking a shit and reading the newspaper, just staring at me in shock.
i was high and went into a BK and ask for a bigmac.
farting during silent reading in 8th grade. lol i found it funny though i even turned around and said sorry to the person behind me.
i was having a serious debate in socials class and had one of those auto burps come out when i was was about to debate. you know, the ones that are really loud and fast and have no warning and just rush out as soon as you open your mouth? yeah. and apparently it smelled like a mc chicken
stayed over at my buddies place. walked into the computer room to catch his pops watching porn. he didnt notice us and we back off fast and quiet.
latest one. some old dude taking a piss at the bushes while calling out to me and my girl and staring at us and laughing
Once i was in grade 2, and we were reading a book as a class together, the teacher was calling on people to read and i was just sitting on the floor picking my nose as i zoned out, the teacher called my name a couple of times and everyone stared at me, i didn't notice them staring at me as i was picking my nose and zoned out =.=
alright.
mine was when i had to use the bathroom really badly in the middle of nowhere.
it was dimly lit, small and dirty.
there were no toilet seat covers to put on the seat so i had to make one out of paper towels.
also, there was no latch on the door to keep it closed, and there was dried brown-looking stuff on it. so i had to balance my leg holding it closed with a piece of paper towel so no one would walk in seeing me on the sh88er.
the water was murky, and when i dropped the load, and it splashed.
Its always awkward when I'm fucking a girl doggystyle and her pussy farts, I guess too much air gets in there, happens every now and then.
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My pop-pop bought a ring for my grand-mom for their anniversary, I thought the ring was already distributed so I asked my grand-mom, "Let me see the ring pop-pop gave you."....She didn't have the ring yet. I didn't talk to my pop-pop for like 2 years after that.
I once told a kid he wouldn't get into this one catholic school because they only give scholarships to black people. My bud from Africa was sitting right behind me.
My friend LaQuan always does this gay shit like in a McDonald's he will scream "******" and point to me. I'm white he's black.
I was once lab partners with this faggy kid and when I was talking to my friend about it I referred to him as "A fucking fag"...He was right behind me.
I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.
