Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jan 22, 2015 @ 01:16
I got an awkward one fam. Two years ago I was with my ex just chilling at her house hoping I could lay the pipe. So we were just sitting on the couch and her sister comes out of her room with a friend of hers and starts telling us that we should go out and watch a movie or do something. I was like fuck it let's go. While we were waiting for her sister to get done getting ready, my ex starts telling me that this guy has been DMing her sister on twitter and that she's been texting him and shit. I'm just thinking damn what a foul bitch because I knew she had a man at the time, even though I didn't like the guy since he was the definition of a dumbass. I still felt bad for him but my ex was like don't tell him and shit, I was like fine at least she hasn't actually gone out and met with the other guy and actually cheated. Anyways we get in her sisters car the four of us, and we're riding around and her sister explains to us that she has to got to a friends house before we go to the theater. I start getting a little suspicious but again I was like whatever fuck it. We pull up to some house and her sister text the "friend" she's meeting to come outside, and out comes the kid my ex was telling me about I instantly recognized him since she had shown me a picture previously. Her sister thought I didn't know what was going on, but again I didn't really like her boyfriend at the time and I didn't call her out for it and I just went along with it. She gets out of the car and so does her friend and they go inside the kids house for like 30 mins. It was awkward as fuck sitting in her car waiting knowing she was in there cheating and even more awkward the next day while I talked to her boyfriend in my math class. Moral of the story these hoes ain't loyal fam, btw I never told her boyfriend about that day since that info would of come in handy later to blackmail her sister if it was ever needed.

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Jan 22, 2015 @ 09:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
My pops office is downstairs and when you get to the last 1/3rd of the steps you can see inside it. His setup has his back to the door with the monitor in full sight since it's a big ass screen. Anyways, I done caught this nigga lookin' up big titty pornos more times then I can count when coming downstairs. It's gotten to the point where I stomp loudly on the steps whenever I know he's in the office so he can x outta that shit and pull up a blank excel spreadsheet before i get to the bottom. 
my dad did the same shit back when I was in elementary. it would be around 11:30 at night and I would go downstairs to get water. This guy be watching taxi cab confessions or real sex on HBO. I had to make fake coughing or sniffing noises whenever I walked downstairs so he could change it over to madtv
Jan 22, 2015 @ 09:24
Must've been about 10 years old when this happened, so bare that in mind...

My family (Parents, older brother and older sister) and I were visiting my Grandparents as well as my Auntie and Uncle and their families. We had all gone out to this restaurant and were sitting around one big table. My brother had a girlfriend at the time called Lucy. She wasn't with us that day. But anyway, we were ordering food and my brother did that thing where he licks his finger and rams it in to my ear, and says 'wet willy'.

I winced in discomfort and say loudly, thinking the whole family would find it funny, 'I bet Lucy gave you a wet willy!' and laughed, and looked at each family member hoping for them to find it amusing but they just stared back at me as my laugh slowly disappeared and everyone's eyes dropped back to the menu.

I will never forget that day.

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Sep 13, 2015 @ 11:54
*Revive*

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Sep 13, 2015 @ 14:54
This isn't funny or anything but it brought a little smile on my face when it had happened.
i went to Kroger to go get some chicken and I saw my hometown teacher from senior year getting chicken also I didn't remember his name or anything but I went up to him and said "hey! You're my home room teacher from senior year good to see you! I'm sorry I don't remember your name or anything." 
He just told me his name and walked out of the store without buying anything.

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

Sep 13, 2015 @ 22:36
This isn't funny or anything but it brought a little smile on my face when it had happened.
i went to Kroger to go get some chicken and I saw my hometown teacher from senior year getting chicken also I didn't remember his name or anything but I went up to him and said "hey! You're my home room teacher from senior year good to see you! I'm sorry I don't remember your name or anything." 
He just told me his name and walked out of the store without buying anything.

he prob forgot who are you
Sep 15, 2015 @ 15:32
one time i was having sex with this girl and then in the future she told her bf and now they on rough waters.

im a dog
Sep 16, 2015 @ 21:40
About a year ago I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time in her living room. He dad has a slideshow thing that plays when the computer isn't being used. Most of the slides are of the family on vacation or whatever. So we're talking and I'm looking at the pictures and all of a sudden I see a pic of her mom completely naked in their kitchen. She was posing and smiling, like it was obviously a private flick for the dad. 

I pointed it out to my girlfriend and we laughed about it. It was awkward around her mom after though.

Damn little mans I'm just trying to do me.

Sep 18, 2015 @ 00:34
Must've been about 10 years old when this happened, so bare that in mind...

My family (Parents, older brother and older sister) and I were visiting my Grandparents as well as my Auntie and Uncle and their families. We had all gone out to this restaurant and were sitting around one big table. My brother had a girlfriend at the time called Lucy. She wasn't with us that day. But anyway, we were ordering food and my brother did that thing where he licks his finger and rams it in to my ear, and says 'wet willy'.

I winced in discomfort and say loudly, thinking the whole family would find it funny, 'I bet Lucy gave you a wet willy!' and laughed, and looked at each family member hoping for them to find it amusing but they just stared back at me as my laugh slowly disappeared and everyone's eyes dropped back to the menu.

I will never forget that day.


WEAK AF LOL
Sep 18, 2015 @ 23:26
I sent my fit pic to Ryan.f.baby instead of jake.f.baby ))))))):

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

Sep 19, 2015 @ 01:41
About a year ago I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time in her living room. He dad has a slideshow thing that plays when the computer isn't being used. Most of the slides are of the family on vacation or whatever. So we're talking and I'm looking at the pictures and all of a sudden I see a pic of her mom completely naked in their kitchen. She was posing and smiling, like it was obviously a private flick for the dad. 

I pointed it out to my girlfriend and we laughed about it. It was awkward around her mom after though.


MILF status or nah?
Sep 19, 2015 @ 03:20
Was lurking tryna think of a good moment to post - Here's one

This was back in the day in 8th Grade. I'm sitting in class and I look at this kid and I see that he's starting to piss himself in class. We lock eyes and deadass no one saw this shit going on except me cuz we had some weird ass seating groups so everyone is facing different direcions. Im watching the piss run down his legs and onto to the carpet floor. at the same time he's just looking at me with that "DONT SAY A WORD LOOK" Me and him were like the only black kids at that school so you know I aint say shit to anyone. to this day - I just remember how awkward it was making eye contact like bruhhhh is you pissing yourself? Bell rang and thats the end of that. No one saw shit but me. He was popluar too, played ball and everything. man middle school is a trip.

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Sep 19, 2015 @ 20:08
A few years back, I was seeing this girl and we'd been together for a while. She was my gf at the time and was a typical "good girl".. Did well in school, didn't party much, etc. The sex was hott but we had covered all the basics and things were starting to get kinda predictable so we started trying new things.. nothing ground breaking, mostly stuff like outdoor sex, or she would wear kinky outfits, I put it in her butt a few times, stuff like that. Anyway, the conversation of porn preferences came up and we both thought it would be a good way to see what each of us really wants. She told me she likes threesome porn and I got all excited and showed her some of my favorite 2 chicks 1 guy scenes. We would throw on porn and fuck once in a while too. I thought it was a good way to remind her of the threesome idea. Strange thing was, whenever it came time to pick a scene, she always left it up to me. I couldn't get her to choose and she always seemed to just go along with whatever I chose. So one day I got curious and when she was in the shower I started looking thru her past history in Chrome. Found nothing but gangbang scenes! 2 guys 1 girl or 1 girl 3 guys filling every hole! This chick's secret fantasy was to get spit rosted!! So ya, it was super awkward when she got out of the shower. I actually brought it up and she was extremely embarrassed. That pretty much closed the book on threesomes for us.

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