Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Sep 13, 2015 @ 11:54
*Revive*

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Sep 13, 2015 @ 14:54
This isn't funny or anything but it brought a little smile on my face when it had happened.
i went to Kroger to go get some chicken and I saw my hometown teacher from senior year getting chicken also I didn't remember his name or anything but I went up to him and said "hey! You're my home room teacher from senior year good to see you! I'm sorry I don't remember your name or anything." 
He just told me his name and walked out of the store without buying anything.

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

Sep 13, 2015 @ 22:36
This isn't funny or anything but it brought a little smile on my face when it had happened.
i went to Kroger to go get some chicken and I saw my hometown teacher from senior year getting chicken also I didn't remember his name or anything but I went up to him and said "hey! You're my home room teacher from senior year good to see you! I'm sorry I don't remember your name or anything." 
He just told me his name and walked out of the store without buying anything.

he prob forgot who are you
Sep 15, 2015 @ 15:32
one time i was having sex with this girl and then in the future she told her bf and now they on rough waters.

im a dog
Sep 16, 2015 @ 21:40
About a year ago I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time in her living room. He dad has a slideshow thing that plays when the computer isn't being used. Most of the slides are of the family on vacation or whatever. So we're talking and I'm looking at the pictures and all of a sudden I see a pic of her mom completely naked in their kitchen. She was posing and smiling, like it was obviously a private flick for the dad. 

I pointed it out to my girlfriend and we laughed about it. It was awkward around her mom after though.

Damn little mans I'm just trying to do me.

Sep 18, 2015 @ 00:34
Must've been about 10 years old when this happened, so bare that in mind...

My family (Parents, older brother and older sister) and I were visiting my Grandparents as well as my Auntie and Uncle and their families. We had all gone out to this restaurant and were sitting around one big table. My brother had a girlfriend at the time called Lucy. She wasn't with us that day. But anyway, we were ordering food and my brother did that thing where he licks his finger and rams it in to my ear, and says 'wet willy'.

I winced in discomfort and say loudly, thinking the whole family would find it funny, 'I bet Lucy gave you a wet willy!' and laughed, and looked at each family member hoping for them to find it amusing but they just stared back at me as my laugh slowly disappeared and everyone's eyes dropped back to the menu.

I will never forget that day.


WEAK AF LOL

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Sep 18, 2015 @ 23:26
I sent my fit pic to Ryan.f.baby instead of jake.f.baby ))))))):

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

Sep 19, 2015 @ 01:41
About a year ago I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time in her living room. He dad has a slideshow thing that plays when the computer isn't being used. Most of the slides are of the family on vacation or whatever. So we're talking and I'm looking at the pictures and all of a sudden I see a pic of her mom completely naked in their kitchen. She was posing and smiling, like it was obviously a private flick for the dad. 

I pointed it out to my girlfriend and we laughed about it. It was awkward around her mom after though.


MILF status or nah?
Sep 19, 2015 @ 03:20
Was lurking tryna think of a good moment to post - Here's one

This was back in the day in 8th Grade. I'm sitting in class and I look at this kid and I see that he's starting to piss himself in class. We lock eyes and deadass no one saw this shit going on except me cuz we had some weird ass seating groups so everyone is facing different direcions. Im watching the piss run down his legs and onto to the carpet floor. at the same time he's just looking at me with that "DONT SAY A WORD LOOK" Me and him were like the only black kids at that school so you know I aint say shit to anyone. to this day - I just remember how awkward it was making eye contact like bruhhhh is you pissing yourself? Bell rang and thats the end of that. No one saw shit but me. He was popluar too, played ball and everything. man middle school is a trip.

http://damahni.com/

Sep 19, 2015 @ 20:08
A few years back, I was seeing this girl and we'd been together for a while. She was my gf at the time and was a typical "good girl".. Did well in school, didn't party much, etc. The sex was hott but we had covered all the basics and things were starting to get kinda predictable so we started trying new things.. nothing ground breaking, mostly stuff like outdoor sex, or she would wear kinky outfits, I put it in her butt a few times, stuff like that. Anyway, the conversation of porn preferences came up and we both thought it would be a good way to see what each of us really wants. She told me she likes threesome porn and I got all excited and showed her some of my favorite 2 chicks 1 guy scenes. We would throw on porn and fuck once in a while too. I thought it was a good way to remind her of the threesome idea. Strange thing was, whenever it came time to pick a scene, she always left it up to me. I couldn't get her to choose and she always seemed to just go along with whatever I chose. So one day I got curious and when she was in the shower I started looking thru her past history in Chrome. Found nothing but gangbang scenes! 2 guys 1 girl or 1 girl 3 guys filling every hole! This chick's secret fantasy was to get spit rosted!! So ya, it was super awkward when she got out of the shower. I actually brought it up and she was extremely embarrassed. That pretty much closed the book on threesomes for us.

I'd drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable...

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