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January 9, 2013 @ 05:48 AM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5604

Join Date: Jan 2008

Thats kinda weird youre on pornhub on his comp tho
January 9, 2013 @ 06:13 AM
iAmSofaKing

Post: 1512

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

I was over at my boi's place one day chillin, using that niggas internet and shit and decided to go to pornhub rite quick.So i click on a thumbnail that would suit my interests and to my surprise the volume was all the way turnt up. For about 1-2 seconds the whole apartment was consumed by the sound of a dude bustin nuts all over a bitches face...his mom was downstairs the whole time....
You sat in the chair he busted multiple times in, i couldnt get a hard up knowing that fact

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January 9, 2013 @ 06:28 AM
Swerve.

Post: 475

Join Date: May 2012

So in 7th grade I went to a party that was thrown by these twins I know, now in 7th grade I was still anpretty innocent little kid, as in I didn't expect anything crazy to happen. Well this party got crazy, as it was actually their older sisters party and no one cared that everyone was getting alcohol. Well everyone was drunk as he'll, except me and this other girl at the party, who was ugly as shit. Well my homeboy which I came to the party with was dating the sister twin of the two, she revealed to us, as she stripped down to her underwear, that she had fucked her own "cousin" on 3 separate occasions, the same cousin who had been invited to the party, well fast forward a few hours, and we're all like where did she go? We walk into her room and find her fucking her cousin under the blanket. My friend goes apeshit, and starts yelling and hitting shit, and then proceeds to leave the party, remember we are in 7th grade, it's like 2 in the morning, this nigga doesn't know where he's going, well after all this shit happens we head back to the main room, where there's eight of us left, then the male twin, one of my good friends goes under the covers of the futon in the main room with this 8th grader (we were impressed) and everyone else starts hooking up, well the only person left is the really ugly bitch, she starts pointing out how we are the only two left, and schooches next to me, well I stand up and say yeah I'm tired and go to bed, wake up and Paul is in the same fucking bed as me with the girl. This night really changed my childhood and is the only really a kward moment I've ever been in, I left out alot too, sorry it seems like I'm jumping around.
January 9, 2013 @ 10:37 AM
.kciN

Post: 1476

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

So in 7th grade I went to a party that was thrown by these twins I know, now in 7th grade I was still anpretty innocent little kid, as in I didn't expect anything crazy to happen. Well this party got crazy, as it was actually their older sisters party and no one cared that everyone was getting alcohol. Well everyone was drunk as he'll, except me and this other girl at the party, who was ugly as shit. Well my homeboy which I came to the party with was dating the sister twin of the two, she revealed to us, as she stripped down to her underwear, that she had fucked her own "cousin" on 3 separate occasions, the same cousin who had been invited to the party, well fast forward a few hours, and we're all like where did she go? We walk into her room and find her fucking her cousin under the blanket. My friend goes apeshit, and starts yelling and hitting shit, and then proceeds to leave the party, remember we are in 7th grade, it's like 2 in the morning, this nigga doesn't know where he's going, well after all this shit happens we head back to the main room, where there's eight of us left, then the male twin, one of my good friends goes under the covers of the futon in the main room with this 8th grader (we were impressed) and everyone else starts hooking up, well the only person left is the really ugly bitch, she starts pointing out how we are the only two left, and schooches next to me, well I stand up and say yeah I'm tired and go to bed, wake up and Paul is in the same fucking bed as me with the girl. This night really changed my childhood and is the only really a kward moment I've ever been in, I left out alot too, sorry it seems like I'm jumping around.
tl;dr OP's the only one that didn't get any action 
January 9, 2013 @ 03:06 PM
Hades

Post: 192

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: 404

Thats kinda weird youre on pornhub on his comp tho
thats what makes it even more awkward and weird...
January 9, 2013 @ 11:20 PM
FruitSalad

Post: 905

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: Cupertino, Californi...

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
January 11, 2013 @ 11:28 PM
ThatGuyBars

Post: 801

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: The depths of the 14...

When I was like 12 or 11, my cousin had this pool and I went go chill in it. All of a sudden this girl came(His cousin) who was about the same age as me. Now us 3 are in the pool right we start playing a touching game. 5 mins later I touch her boobs and she goes and touches my dick. Long story short to avoid pedo, We spent that whole time in the pool feeling each other up. Wonder what would happen if i seen her now?

Also I was in class right, so this girl and this dude i know apparently hooked up the day before. During the middle of class IDK or Care why but she bursts out "WHY DONT YOU COME SMACK ME RIGHT NOW" to the dude she fucked as they were texting. Now since I know how we get, he starts tryna be big dog and say "Pussy was wack anyways" she says "Why you fucked it then". Now he still tryna avoid that ether says "Pussy was stank anyways" but she came back and said "I COULDNT TELL THE WAY YOU HAD YOUR MOUTH ON IT"

Dont know why that nigga still "cool" he dating THE fattest bitch at our school.

Anyways It got awkward to me when I realized I wanted to smash the girl. still thinkin

Ayyy!-Fonzie

January 12, 2013 @ 12:40 AM
Swerve.

Post: 475

Join Date: May 2012

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.
January 12, 2013 @ 05:19 AM
pointforward

Post: 255

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Sydney, Australia

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
fuck this shit made me laugh till no end. I swear girls don't fart and shit!!!!!
January 13, 2013 @ 02:13 AM
Black Adam

Post: 1389

Join Date: Aug 2012

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
January 13, 2013 @ 10:39 AM
.kciN

Post: 1476

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
January 13, 2013 @ 10:52 AM
Black Adam

Post: 1389

Join Date: Aug 2012

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
nope
January 13, 2013 @ 05:32 PM
FIDEL CASHFLOW

Post: 3255

Join Date: May 2009

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
nope
yep

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January 15, 2013 @ 01:09 AM
Rekuso

Post: 1555

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: nyc

today in study hall, i was feelin gassy, but i decided to go to sleep since i was tired.
i dead think i was farting while i was asleep. 

i don't know how to find out though. should i ask the people behind me tomrrow?

ig quinnrekuso

January 15, 2013 @ 02:21 AM
Black Donald Trump

Post: 1593

Join Date: Apr 2008

When I was in 8th grade we had this midget kid in our class, and if you've had any experiences with midgets you'd know they act like little shitheads. Anyways, every month we'd have a fire drill, and during the fire drill he'd do his normal routine of walking around and kicking people for no reason. So I made it a routine to pick him up like a baby every time. I'd raise him up like he was Simba and his legs would be flailing and he'd be yelling, "Put me down! Put me down!" But, I wouldn't. So a few months after this continued to happen over and over again, his mother started working at our school. (Which I didn't know about) So the fire alarm rings and we head outside for the drill as usual. And of course lil homie starts swinging his legs, so I reach down and pick him up. Then as soon as I straighten myself up, I see his mom standing about 10 feet away, staring right at me. Apparently she had been making her way over to our class because she saw him kicking people, and when she saw me pick him him up, she stopped dead in her tracks. So it was me, the midget, and his mom standing there and having an awkward staring contest for like 10 seconds. Then I slowly put him down and he takes off running towards her, grabs her hand, and then they both walk away. They head over to my teacher and the mom whispers something to her. I was like oh shit I'm getting suspended lol. But the teacher never said anything to me and the kid didn't come back to class after the drill, so I like to think I did the world a favor.
reminds me of this one time in preschool/kindergarten. there was this kid in my class with down-syndrome and one day he started tryin to fight me in the cafeteria for no reason. i was a pretty skinny kid and he was pretty big( i think he may have been held back a couple times or something) and had that tard strength. i didn't really want to fight back because he had down syndrome ( i thought my teacher could break it up quickly, but for some reason she didn't) and i would feel bad hitting him so i basically just let this retarded kid beat me up in front of a bunch of people.

also this other time i saw two girls with downs fight over a jumprope, except they were really bad at fighting so they would basically just take turns punching each other in the face.
January 15, 2013 @ 02:30 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

suspended

Post: 1088

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

First post. Been lurkin for a minute. Anyways, new neighbors moved into our apartment complex, they live right below us, young married couple with a 1 year old. So been noticing every other day whenever the husbands at work, that the wife be going to this one dudes apartment who stays across from us. I see them always leaving his apartment tgether when I see them she sees me and just waves like nthings wrong, not sure if they justriends or not but I don't see that dude around when the husbands there. I was thinking if I should tell her husband what I been noticing, but I don't want it to be weird if nothing really was happening. Serious replies.



she prob sucking dick for trukfit go and join them 
January 17, 2013 @ 04:01 AM
BonBonBum

Post: 42

Join Date: Jul 2010

So today I had a language lab in University, we got in small little groups to discuss about Northern Africa and I decided to make some jokes about Muslims and turns out the one guy in my group is named Koran ...... really fucking awkward moment when I realized this. 

Well Being ...

January 17, 2013 @ 05:55 AM
westpittsburg

Post: 30

Join Date: Jan 2013

@kdubb44 actually talked to the guy today while out having a smoke. I told him he and his wife should come over so our kids can play. He replied with " she and I aren't actually seeing eye to eye right now". Now I know that guy across ain't .just a friend. Feel bad cuz they just moved in not too long ago
January 17, 2013 @ 07:36 AM
leazure

Post: 36

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.
sky ranch cool

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January 17, 2013 @ 10:47 AM
fizzyguy

Post: 1

Join Date: Jan 2013

haha this thread is too funny

Express and design own shirt for your desire.

January 17, 2013 @ 04:42 PM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
nope

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

March 6, 2013 @ 06:40 PM
elmattydor

Post: 1

Join Date: Mar 2013

A few days ago I decided to test out my new Bose headphones while doing some good old fashion web whacking. Give myself the surround sound experience( don't judge me) anywho before I lit the candles (again no judgements), I did a quick scan of my room, and began my search for pocket pearls but when I finished and removed my headphones I noticed that I had multiple loads of laundry now on my bed attached to a note that said " love you".... Im taking my moms key. 


Also get some Bose headphones 
March 6, 2013 @ 07:41 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2378

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous
No shame I would have been Rollin. 
March 9, 2013 @ 07:38 PM
KiddCoast

Post: 756

Join Date: Feb 2013

Location: SouthBay, San Diego....

This to end them all. not mine but...

Twitter: @KiddCoast

March 9, 2013 @ 08:02 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2378

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

When me and my girlfriend first started having sex. I guess I didn't put the tv loud enough. So my mom heard her screams. She asked me as soon as I got downstairs if I used the strongest condoms. 
July 22, 2013 @ 07:12 AM
Bobby Trill

Post: 64

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: United States

My pops office is downstairs and when you get to the last 1/3rd of the steps you can see inside it. His setup has his back to the door with the monitor in full sight since it's a big ass screen. Anyways, I done caught this nigga lookin' up big titty pornos more times then I can count when coming downstairs. It's gotten to the point where I stomp loudly on the steps whenever I know he's in the office so he can x outta that shit and pull up a blank excel spreadsheet before i get to the bottom. 
July 22, 2013 @ 07:29 AM
downbyone

Post: 219

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: The Dirty.

The fucking funniest thread man

OF.M bangin on ya FM

July 22, 2013 @ 08:18 AM
downbyone

Post: 219

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: The Dirty.

Once in 9th grade P.E. in the locker room me and my homie got into a slight argument as we were both getting dressed. Fast forward disses were thrown and it got to the point where I tried to talk about his weight, I guess my brain couldn't decide whether to say 'Fuck you with your fat ass' or 'fuck you and your little ass dick' so I ended up saying 'Fuck you and your fat ass dick.' It was even more awkward because he thought I looked at his dick while we were getting dressed. All my friends heard it and called me a fag, to this day I'm a senior and I still can't live that shit down hahah

OF.M bangin on ya FM

July 22, 2013 @ 06:14 PM
from02hero

Post: 1289

Join Date: Oct 2012

Once in 9th grade P.E. in the locker room me and my homie got into a slight argument as we were both getting dressed. Fast forward disses were thrown and it got to the point where I tried to talk about his weight, I guess my brain couldn't decide whether to say 'Fuck you with your fat ass' or 'fuck you and your little ass dick' so I ended up saying 'Fuck you and your fat ass dick.' It was even more awkward because he thought I looked at his dick while we were getting dressed. All my friends heard it and called me a fag, to this day I'm a senior and I still can't live that shit down hahah
LMFAO!!

IG:From0twohero

July 23, 2013 @ 12:23 AM
chief

Post: 6716

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

back in junior high my buddy and this kid were getting at it verbally. being in junior high you only have a limited vocabulary and combinations of profanity and so many "fuck you's" only gets you so far

so in the heat of the moment, the kid my friend was talking shit to shouts out "Yeah, well i'll fill you with MY cream!"

needless to see my friend started dying and that shit ended right there

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