Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

I was over at my boi's place one day chillin, using that niggas internet and shit and decided to go to pornhub rite quick.So i click on a thumbnail that would suit my interests and to my surprise the volume was all the way turnt up. For about 1-2 seconds the whole apartment was consumed by the sound of a dude bustin nuts all over a bitches face...his mom was downstairs the whole time....

So in 7th grade I went to a party that was thrown by these twins I know, now in 7th grade I was still anpretty innocent little kid, as in I didn't expect anything crazy to happen. Well this party got crazy, as it was actually their older sisters party and no one cared that everyone was getting alcohol. Well everyone was drunk as he'll, except me and this other girl at the party, who was ugly as shit. Well my homeboy which I came to the party with was dating the sister twin of the two, she revealed to us, as she stripped down to her underwear, that she had fucked her own "cousin" on 3 separate occasions, the same cousin who had been invited to the party, well fast forward a few hours, and we're all like where did she go? We walk into her room and find her fucking her cousin under the blanket. My friend goes apeshit, and starts yelling and hitting shit, and then proceeds to leave the party, remember we are in 7th grade, it's like 2 in the morning, this nigga doesn't know where he's going, well after all this shit happens we head back to the main room, where there's eight of us left, then the male twin, one of my good friends goes under the covers of the futon in the main room with this 8th grader (we were impressed) and everyone else starts hooking up, well the only person left is the really ugly bitch, she starts pointing out how we are the only two left, and schooches next to me, well I stand up and say yeah I'm tired and go to bed, wake up and Paul is in the same fucking bed as me with the girl. This night really changed my childhood and is the only really a kward moment I've ever been in, I left out alot too, sorry it seems like I'm jumping around.

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.

I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-

When I was in 8th grade we had this midget kid in our class, and if you've had any experiences with midgets you'd know they act like little shitheads. Anyways, every month we'd have a fire drill, and during the fire drill he'd do his normal routine of walking around and kicking people for no reason. So I made it a routine to pick him up like a baby every time. I'd raise him up like he was Simba and his legs would be flailing and he'd be yelling, "Put me down! Put me down!" But, I wouldn't. So a few months after this continued to happen over and over again, his mother started working at our school. (Which I didn't know about) So the fire alarm rings and we head outside for the drill as usual. And of course lil homie starts swinging his legs, so I reach down and pick him up. Then as soon as I straighten myself up, I see his mom standing about 10 feet away, staring right at me. Apparently she had been making her way over to our class because she saw him kicking people, and when she saw me pick him him up, she stopped dead in her tracks. So it was me, the midget, and his mom standing there and having an awkward staring contest for like 10 seconds. Then I slowly put him down and he takes off running towards her, grabs her hand, and then they both walk away. They head over to my teacher and the mom whispers something to her. I was like oh shit I'm getting suspended lol. But the teacher never said anything to me and the kid didn't come back to class after the drill, so I like to think I did the world a favor.

First post. Been lurkin for a minute. Anyways, new neighbors moved into our apartment complex, they live right below us, young married couple with a 1 year old. So been noticing every other day whenever the husbands at work, that the wife be going to this one dudes apartment who stays across from us. I see them always leaving his apartment tgether when I see them she sees me and just waves like nthings wrong, not sure if they justriends or not but I don't see that dude around when the husbands there. I was thinking if I should tell her husband what I been noticing, but I don't want it to be weird if nothing really was happening. Serious replies.

Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.

Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.

back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous