Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jan 12, 2013 @ 00:40
Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.
Jan 12, 2013 @ 05:19
Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
fuck this shit made me laugh till no end. I swear girls don't fart and shit!!!!!
Jan 13, 2013 @ 02:13
I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-

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Jan 13, 2013 @ 10:39
Originally posted by Inactive User
I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
Jan 13, 2013 @ 10:52
Originally posted by Inactive User
I let my mom use my phone and I went to look for it the next day and I found her dildo -____-
Pic of mom doe...?
nope

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Jan 13, 2013 @ 17:32
Originally posted by Inactive User
Originally posted by Inactive User
Pic of mom doe...?
nope
yep

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Jan 15, 2013 @ 01:09
today in study hall, i was feelin gassy, but i decided to go to sleep since i was tired.
i dead think i was farting while i was asleep. 

i don't know how to find out though. should i ask the people behind me tomrrow?

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Jan 15, 2013 @ 02:21
When I was in 8th grade we had this midget kid in our class, and if you've had any experiences with midgets you'd know they act like little shitheads. Anyways, every month we'd have a fire drill, and during the fire drill he'd do his normal routine of walking around and kicking people for no reason. So I made it a routine to pick him up like a baby every time. I'd raise him up like he was Simba and his legs would be flailing and he'd be yelling, "Put me down! Put me down!" But, I wouldn't. So a few months after this continued to happen over and over again, his mother started working at our school. (Which I didn't know about) So the fire alarm rings and we head outside for the drill as usual. And of course lil homie starts swinging his legs, so I reach down and pick him up. Then as soon as I straighten myself up, I see his mom standing about 10 feet away, staring right at me. Apparently she had been making her way over to our class because she saw him kicking people, and when she saw me pick him him up, she stopped dead in her tracks. So it was me, the midget, and his mom standing there and having an awkward staring contest for like 10 seconds. Then I slowly put him down and he takes off running towards her, grabs her hand, and then they both walk away. They head over to my teacher and the mom whispers something to her. I was like oh shit I'm getting suspended lol. But the teacher never said anything to me and the kid didn't come back to class after the drill, so I like to think I did the world a favor.
reminds me of this one time in preschool/kindergarten. there was this kid in my class with down-syndrome and one day he started tryin to fight me in the cafeteria for no reason. i was a pretty skinny kid and he was pretty big( i think he may have been held back a couple times or something) and had that tard strength. i didn't really want to fight back because he had down syndrome ( i thought my teacher could break it up quickly, but for some reason she didn't) and i would feel bad hitting him so i basically just let this retarded kid beat me up in front of a bunch of people.

also this other time i saw two girls with downs fight over a jumprope, except they were really bad at fighting so they would basically just take turns punching each other in the face.
Jan 15, 2013 @ 02:30
First post. Been lurkin for a minute. Anyways, new neighbors moved into our apartment complex, they live right below us, young married couple with a 1 year old. So been noticing every other day whenever the husbands at work, that the wife be going to this one dudes apartment who stays across from us. I see them always leaving his apartment tgether when I see them she sees me and just waves like nthings wrong, not sure if they justriends or not but I don't see that dude around when the husbands there. I was thinking if I should tell her husband what I been noticing, but I don't want it to be weird if nothing really was happening. Serious replies.



she prob sucking dick for trukfit go and join them 
Jan 17, 2013 @ 04:01
So today I had a language lab in University, we got in small little groups to discuss about Northern Africa and I decided to make some jokes about Muslims and turns out the one guy in my group is named Koran ...... really fucking awkward moment when I realized this. 

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Jan 17, 2013 @ 05:55
@kdubb44 actually talked to the guy today while out having a smoke. I told him he and his wife should come over so our kids can play. He replied with " she and I aren't actually seeing eye to eye right now". Now I know that guy across ain't .just a friend. Feel bad cuz they just moved in not too long ago
Jan 17, 2013 @ 07:36
Originally posted by Inactive User
Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.

This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak. 

After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.

Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck,  I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass. 

The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.
Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.
sky ranch smokeyface

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Jan 17, 2013 @ 10:47
haha this thread is too funny

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Jan 17, 2013 @ 16:42
Originally posted by Inactive User
Originally posted by Inactive User
Pic of mom doe...?
nope

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Mar 06, 2013 @ 18:40
A few days ago I decided to test out my new Bose headphones while doing some good old fashion web whacking. Give myself the surround sound experience( don't judge me) anywho before I lit the candles (again no judgements), I did a quick scan of my room, and began my search for pocket pearls but when I finished and removed my headphones I noticed that I had multiple loads of laundry now on my bed attached to a note that said " love you".... Im taking my moms key. 


Also get some Bose headphones 
Mar 06, 2013 @ 19:41
back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous
No shame I would have been Rollin. 
Mar 09, 2013 @ 19:38
This to end them all. not mine but...

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Mar 09, 2013 @ 20:02
When me and my girlfriend first started having sex. I guess I didn't put the tv loud enough. So my mom heard her screams. She asked me as soon as I got downstairs if I used the strongest condoms. 
Jul 22, 2013 @ 07:12
My pops office is downstairs and when you get to the last 1/3rd of the steps you can see inside it. His setup has his back to the door with the monitor in full sight since it's a big ass screen. Anyways, I done caught this nigga lookin' up big titty pornos more times then I can count when coming downstairs. It's gotten to the point where I stomp loudly on the steps whenever I know he's in the office so he can x outta that shit and pull up a blank excel spreadsheet before i get to the bottom. 
Jul 22, 2013 @ 07:29
The fucking funniest thread man

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Jul 22, 2013 @ 08:18
Once in 9th grade P.E. in the locker room me and my homie got into a slight argument as we were both getting dressed. Fast forward disses were thrown and it got to the point where I tried to talk about his weight, I guess my brain couldn't decide whether to say 'Fuck you with your fat ass' or 'fuck you and your little ass dick' so I ended up saying 'Fuck you and your fat ass dick.' It was even more awkward because he thought I looked at his dick while we were getting dressed. All my friends heard it and called me a fag, to this day I'm a senior and I still can't live that shit down hahah

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Jul 22, 2013 @ 18:14
Once in 9th grade P.E. in the locker room me and my homie got into a slight argument as we were both getting dressed. Fast forward disses were thrown and it got to the point where I tried to talk about his weight, I guess my brain couldn't decide whether to say 'Fuck you with your fat ass' or 'fuck you and your little ass dick' so I ended up saying 'Fuck you and your fat ass dick.' It was even more awkward because he thought I looked at his dick while we were getting dressed. All my friends heard it and called me a fag, to this day I'm a senior and I still can't live that shit down hahah
LMFAO!!

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Jul 23, 2013 @ 00:23
back in junior high my buddy and this kid were getting at it verbally. being in junior high you only have a limited vocabulary and combinations of profanity and so many "fuck you's" only gets you so far

so in the heat of the moment, the kid my friend was talking shit to shouts out "Yeah, well i'll fill you with MY cream!"

needless to see my friend started dying and that shit ended right there

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Jul 23, 2013 @ 06:56
Lmao^
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Jan 20, 2015 @ 08:42
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Jan 20, 2015 @ 13:32
I don't have awkward moments often, but I remember during my sophomore year in college I came home to grab a bite to eat between classes. I was sitting in the common room, and my roommate and his girl were there. Mind you, my roommate was a pretty muscular guy. His girl was cool, but she was lowkey baldheaded and kind of insecure about her hair, and you could tell. So we were just sitting, watching Sportscenter, and this dude with some messy ass dreads comes on the screen. All of a sudden, my roommate's girl goes, "Oh my God, look at his hair!". So without thinking, I turn to her, and go, "look at your hair!". I realized what I said, and it was awkward as fuck and silent for about twenty seconds. I look over at my roommate, dude is just looking at the ground, and his girl looks sad as hell that I just said that. I tell them I'm just kidding, and my roommate just nods. I was thankful because I realized if he wasn't such a nice guy, I would have gotten my ass beat that day. Still feel bad about that

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Jan 21, 2015 @ 23:00
^^ hahaha


This thread is gold! The first 10 pages are funny asf.

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Jan 22, 2015 @ 01:16
I got an awkward one fam. Two years ago I was with my ex just chilling at her house hoping I could lay the pipe. So we were just sitting on the couch and her sister comes out of her room with a friend of hers and starts telling us that we should go out and watch a movie or do something. I was like fuck it let's go. While we were waiting for her sister to get done getting ready, my ex starts telling me that this guy has been DMing her sister on twitter and that she's been texting him and shit. I'm just thinking damn what a foul bitch because I knew she had a man at the time, even though I didn't like the guy since he was the definition of a dumbass. I still felt bad for him but my ex was like don't tell him and shit, I was like fine at least she hasn't actually gone out and met with the other guy and actually cheated. Anyways we get in her sisters car the four of us, and we're riding around and her sister explains to us that she has to got to a friends house before we go to the theater. I start getting a little suspicious but again I was like whatever fuck it. We pull up to some house and her sister text the "friend" she's meeting to come outside, and out comes the kid my ex was telling me about I instantly recognized him since she had shown me a picture previously. Her sister thought I didn't know what was going on, but again I didn't really like her boyfriend at the time and I didn't call her out for it and I just went along with it. She gets out of the car and so does her friend and they go inside the kids house for like 30 mins. It was awkward as fuck sitting in her car waiting knowing she was in there cheating and even more awkward the next day while I talked to her boyfriend in my math class. Moral of the story these hoes ain't loyal fam, btw I never told her boyfriend about that day since that info would of come in handy later to blackmail her sister if it was ever needed.

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Jan 22, 2015 @ 09:18
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Jan 22, 2015 @ 09:24
Must've been about 10 years old when this happened, so bare that in mind...

My family (Parents, older brother and older sister) and I were visiting my Grandparents as well as my Auntie and Uncle and their families. We had all gone out to this restaurant and were sitting around one big table. My brother had a girlfriend at the time called Lucy. She wasn't with us that day. But anyway, we were ordering food and my brother did that thing where he licks his finger and rams it in to my ear, and says 'wet willy'.

I winced in discomfort and say loudly, thinking the whole family would find it funny, 'I bet Lucy gave you a wet willy!' and laughed, and looked at each family member hoping for them to find it amusing but they just stared back at me as my laugh slowly disappeared and everyone's eyes dropped back to the menu.

I will never forget that day.

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