Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Happens ALL the time

I have low speaking voice so it makes for a lot awkward situations

Aw man, I remember my freshman year of college. Me and my girl had history class together. This was the class we met in, so you can imagine the amount of flirting that went down. The seats in the class room are like when you go to a movie theater (for those who have never been in a university classroom) and we sat directly in the middle surrounded by like 50 people. So it's like the 3rd week into the semester and the professor is lecturing and my girl starts touching me and pulling my arm hairs out for fun, trying to make me scream (I have a high tolerance for pain). I'm just sitting there with the goofiest smile on my face while she's messing with my arm. My beard had just started to finally grow, so I had about 10 hairs on my chin. She grabs the few chin hairs I have and pulls down hard and I'm quietly laughing and it starts to hurt so I tell her to chill and she doesn't. So while she has a tight grip of my beard, I grab a handful of her hair and pull; maybe pulling a little bit too hard because she dropped her book and papers on the ground and it's extra loud drawing all attention to us and the next thing I hear was the professor stopping mid lecture and saying, "hold on class... *points in our direction* are you two with us?" Her dumb ass somehow didn't even hear what he said and knocks my book on the floor while the whole class is looking at us while she still has my beard and he says, "sir and ma'am, you may pack your belongings and come back tomorrow." Once there's dead silence, she finally notices every body is staring at us and looks shook. I say ok, apologize, proceed to put my book in my bag, and stood up. My girl is still sitting there and says in the shakiest voice, "why do we have to leave, he said sorry..." I'm like come on, lets just go. She's like, "no... we shouldn't have to leave, we payed for this class." The class instigates the situation and gasps. The professor says, "I can have you both dropped from my class, it's not a problem or y'all can leave and come back tomorrow...your choice." The class is like "ooooooh." I'm standing there hella embarrassed breaking into a cold sweat like wtf this is overboard, so I just grab her stuff, her hand so she could get up, and we proceed to make our way up the stairs, out of the classroom and soon as we get to the door the professor's like, "I'm just joking, y'all can sit back down class will be over in 15 minutes just don't interrupt again." He laughs, the class laughs, I wanted to laugh but I'm too embarrassed so I smirk, and my girl looks pissed so we just leave anyway.

Not awkward for me, but I live in an apartment block with 2 buildings opposing each other, went outside to get some fresh airat about 5 am after smoking a joint and this black dude is standing outside going mental yelling stuff like "FUCK YALL, YALL IS WACK, YALL IS BITCHES" and we locked eyes, dude just looked away and kept yelling for a good couple of minutes then went back inside.

Was lying in bed with a girl in the morning and we had cuddled abit n shit, suddenly knocks real hard on my door and i jump out the bed to open. It was the janitor who came to change my heat meter on the radiator. Little did i know that the cuddling had excited me abit and i was wearing nothing but silk shorts so i stood there looking dude in the eyes with a big ass boner. Was pretty awkward for the 5 minutes it took for him to get outta there again.

back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

lmfao. thought you were gonna get a blow but got dissapointed.

I wish. She was a bad little lightskin bitch though. But yeah that shit fucked me up for a long time. I was like 12 when it happened and im 22 now and I still get nervous around a lot of people/crowds.

"produced chocolate"? dawg you can say shit

Know i really produced chocolate through my buns it was really akward and i like to call my poop chocolate

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says "NICE!" and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

Shiit, one time me and my boy went to this girls house to chill, and back then these were two bad hitches (they both fell of badly), so we decide to watch sex drive the unrated version, we'll when the Amish chick's pull out their titties in the movie, we all kinda looked at eachother, and then I laughed and while laughing let out the biggest fart ever. Mood killed. But during the summer I went to one of their parties and this is back in 6th grade to 7th, and i went there expecting it to just be a normal 6th grader get together. Turns out to be some fucking crazy ass shit with like her older sisters friends and shit all drinking and smoking and my friends "girlfriend" had sex with her cousin, and walked around naked upstairs. And then everyone like paired up and shit, and all that was left was me and some ugly chicken, talking about "there's four girls and four boys, we should pair up." I was like, nah I'm feeling sick, and tried to go to sleep on the couch. Only to be awoken by two motherfuckers having sex right next to me. This shit pretty much DESTROYED my childhood. But looking back I shoulda got it in

And during 8th grade I had this sexy associated teacher named ms. Moore who was like Norwegian or some shit,and this bitch would wear the lowest cut shirts and wear thongs and shit. Well she taught uil and my dad made me do it, I ended qualifying for state, and we went on a trip to San Antonio and staid in this hotel. Well during the morning we were all making noise and shit and ms. Moore comes over and knocks on our door and we get in trouble, well I talk back and she calls me into her room, and this bitch is wearing the sexiest night gown ever, and i start getting an erection, well this bitch is chewing me out, and then she notices, and goes silent. Awkward ass pause. Then just says go to your room. Real awkward.

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says "NICE!" and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

Shiit, one time me and my boy went to this girls house to chill, and back then these were two bad hitches (they both fell of badly), so we decide to watch sex drive the unrated version, we'll when the Amish chick's pull out their titties in the movie, we all kinda looked at eachother, and then I laughed and while laughing let out the biggest fart ever. Mood killed. But during the summer I went to one of their parties and this is back in 6th grade to 7th, and i went there expecting it to just be a normal 6th grader get together. Turns out to be some fucking crazy ass shit with like her older sisters friends and shit all drinking and smoking and my friends "girlfriend" had sex with her cousin, and walked around naked upstairs. And then everyone like paired up and shit, and all that was left was me and some ugly chicken, talking about "there's four girls and four boys, we should pair up." I was like, nah I'm feeling sick, and tried to go to sleep on the couch. Only to be awoken by two motherfuckers having sex right next to me. This shit pretty much DESTROYED my childhood. But looking back I shoulda got it in

And during 8th grade I had this sexy associated teacher named ms. Moore who was like Norwegian or some shit,and this bitch would wear the lowest cut shirts and wear thongs and shit. Well she taught uil and my dad made me do it, I ended qualifying for state, and we went on a trip to San Antonio and staid in this hotel. Well during the morning we were all making noise and shit and ms. Moore comes over and knocks on our door and we get in trouble, well I talk back and she calls me into her room, and this bitch is wearing the sexiest night gown ever, and i start getting an erection, well this bitch is chewing me out, and then she notices, and goes silent. Awkward ass pause. Then just says go to your room. Real awkward.

this shit is gayer than bolands troll ass.

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

LOL yo this was too funny man thanks for sharing. good luck recovering from that bruh

Speaking across the room to someone (with other people there) and they don't hear you