Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*
lmfao. thought you were gonna get a blow but got dissapointed.
I wish. She was a bad little lightskin bitch though. But yeah that shit fucked me up for a long time. I was like 12 when it happened and im 22 now and I still get nervous around a lot of people/crowds.