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May 12, 2011 @ 05:54 PM
knorifumi

Post: 48

Join Date: Apr 2009

Haha, barbershop FAIL!
May 12, 2011 @ 05:57 PM
mrh

Post: 3085

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: MN

fucking awesome stories buttsavage
June 17, 2012 @ 05:07 AM
keBin15

Post: 380

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: GTA

bump ! i miss reading stories every time i logged on.
June 17, 2012 @ 06:08 AM
G8tor

Post: 326

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: VA

Yesterday smoked up with the fam. Got real pearly then remembered I had a dentist appointment. That dude knew something was up too...

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June 17, 2012 @ 11:03 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.

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June 17, 2012 @ 11:07 AM
MUSASHI

Post: 926

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: SJ

lmaoooo
June 17, 2012 @ 02:05 PM
unknown123

Post: 857

Join Date: Feb 2012

lmao tranny porn
June 17, 2012 @ 03:21 PM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.



lmaoooooo #OYYOY
June 17, 2012 @ 04:07 PM
TIMDOT

Post: 229

Join Date: Jun 2011

So at my school when you were younger you had to stand up out of your chair whenever a teacher walks in.
Lets just say I nearly flipped the desk over a couple times namsayin? No but seriously its mad embarrassing when you get caught lol.

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June 17, 2012 @ 04:34 PM
theronisahypebeast

Post: 26

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: Yass

Hahaaaaa Read All The Stories. Epic Thread
June 17, 2012 @ 05:52 PM
Virunga

Post: 1315

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: GBR IRL

Was playin poker with a bunch of friends one time and there's this one guy in the group who Im always talkin shit back and forth with anyways he says some slick remark about idk the way I was lookin or something and I had it in my mind to say "I still get more pussy then you" or go with the classic "my dick's still bigger than yours" but I guess I couldn't make up my mind in time and my brain blurts out "I still get more Dick than you" smh of course everyone starts dying and I'm devastated luckily though we must have went on to drink a lot of liquor that night or maybe it wasn't really as embarrassing as i took it to be cause no won every mentioned it to me again.

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June 17, 2012 @ 06:08 PM
encore818

Post: 614

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Cali

I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol
June 17, 2012 @ 06:30 PM
EL_Guapo

Post: 885

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: California

In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

June 17, 2012 @ 06:35 PM
franjoli

Post: 1275

Join Date: Jul 2010

I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol


i'm callin u out suss ass nigga, bet u stuck it in eachother's bum holes after

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June 17, 2012 @ 07:25 PM
DaPark

Post: 2008

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: UK


hb weindis "No wonder drake makes love songs. Seeing all these 10's around toronto. damn. Just gained alot of dislike for my city."

June 17, 2012 @ 07:53 PM
KTA

Post: 1191

Join Date: Mar 2011

Was fapping, passed out mid-fap, woken up by my 80 year old Grandmother after being unconcious in the tub for 8 hours. Yea pretty fucking awkward.

its just your gma bruh imagine if your friends found out u take baths
June 17, 2012 @ 07:59 PM
Kamikaze

Post: 691

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Southern California

Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.

hahahah tell us more
June 17, 2012 @ 08:27 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007



This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it



Wahh?!
June 17, 2012 @ 11:21 PM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

Nuff poop stories in here lol

Arite so when I'm with my girl I make it my business not to fart around her...for obvious reasons. AS SOON as I drop her off at her place though the ride home is just a stink fest. Anyways, had been eatin mad gassy foods all day n was keepin my cheeks clenched tighter than inmate in the middle of the night the whole day, so time comes to drop her off n she wants some dick. I've done this before where I had to pup real bad but could manage to hold it. Anyways we commence the penetration n she wants me to nut in her mouth, so she comes up, does her duty, and the release was just too much for me blasted the nastyness right in her face as I'm jizzin in her mouth... I swear it is in my top 10 of grimiest farts too... neither of us said anything n I jus took her home.


I know Im late but irl i lol'd hard





holy shit LMAOOOO *coffin* i'm dead
June 17, 2012 @ 11:23 PM
DarthVader

Post: 1562

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: San Francisco

Lmao read all 22 pages. pure gold
June 18, 2012 @ 01:16 AM

Inactive

hahahahaha
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
The boner/crap thread and that's where the pic came from

BUMP

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June 18, 2012 @ 02:20 AM

Inactive

I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.

wannabe workaholic

June 18, 2012 @ 02:33 AM
Kamikaze

Post: 691

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Southern California

I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.

I've never known a pharmacy to have a talent show
June 18, 2012 @ 02:40 AM

Inactive

it was some sort of "let's be part of the community" shit if you're really trying to call me out

wannabe workaholic

June 18, 2012 @ 02:43 AM
Kamikaze

Post: 691

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Southern California

Wasn't trying to call you out, thought it was just awkward.
June 18, 2012 @ 03:13 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it


My nigga the fuck is going on in that second story? You gotta explain that shit better.

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June 18, 2012 @ 03:25 AM
huynh

Post: 751

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Vancouver



Happens ALL the time
June 18, 2012 @ 03:48 AM
internet

Post: 905

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Des Moines

I started a new job last week and am getting trained with this fine married dark skinned girl. She keeps talkin about how people love cows where shes from and keeps talking about Bollywood and all this. She keeps bringing up her home city so I try to strike up convo and be nice. I say 'Where you from, Mumbai?' assuming that she's red dot indian etc. Turns out she's from Minneapolis. Had to talk with HR after that about assuming people's birth place.
June 18, 2012 @ 04:01 AM

Inactive

I have low speaking voice so it makes for a lot awkward situations
June 18, 2012 @ 04:37 AM
Pik'Nick

Post: 113

Join Date: May 2011

Aw man, I remember my freshman year of college. Me and my girl had history class together. This was the class we met in, so you can imagine the amount of flirting that went down. The seats in the class room are like when you go to a movie theater (for those who have never been in a university classroom) and we sat directly in the middle surrounded by like 50 people. So it's like the 3rd week into the semester and the professor is lecturing and my girl starts touching me and pulling my arm hairs out for fun, trying to make me scream (I have a high tolerance for pain). I'm just sitting there with the goofiest smile on my face while she's messing with my arm. My beard had just started to finally grow, so I had about 10 hairs on my chin. She grabs the few chin hairs I have and pulls down hard and I'm quietly laughing and it starts to hurt so I tell her to chill and she doesn't. So while she has a tight grip of my beard, I grab a handful of her hair and pull; maybe pulling a little bit too hard because she dropped her book and papers on the ground and it's extra loud drawing all attention to us and the next thing I hear was the professor stopping mid lecture and saying, "hold on class... *points in our direction* are you two with us?" Her dumb ass somehow didn't even hear what he said and knocks my book on the floor while the whole class is looking at us while she still has my beard and he says, "sir and ma'am, you may pack your belongings and come back tomorrow." Once there's dead silence, she finally notices every body is staring at us and looks shook. I say ok, apologize, proceed to put my book in my bag, and stood up. My girl is still sitting there and says in the shakiest voice, "why do we have to leave, he said sorry..." I'm like come on, lets just go. She's like, "no... we shouldn't have to leave, we payed for this class." The class instigates the situation and gasps. The professor says, "I can have you both dropped from my class, it's not a problem or y'all can leave and come back tomorrow...your choice." The class is like "ooooooh." I'm standing there hella embarrassed breaking into a cold sweat like wtf this is overboard, so I just grab her stuff, her hand so she could get up, and we proceed to make our way up the stairs, out of the classroom and soon as we get to the door the professor's like, "I'm just joking, y'all can sit back down class will be over in 15 minutes just don't interrupt again." He laughs, the class laughs, I wanted to laugh but I'm too embarrassed so I smirk, and my girl looks pissed so we just leave anyway.

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