All through elementary school the stalls in the bathrooms never had doors. Anyway, one time in second grade I had to shit so bad. I debated for about 5 minutes if I was going to hold it or not but I couldn't take it. So anyway I tried to time it where I knew that other classes wouldn't be in the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom shitting and then all of a sudden I hear a whole class come in. So all these little shithead kids come in and start laughing at me cause I'm taking a shit. Mind you, I'm like the only multiracial kid in my grade and the rest of the kids are mostly just black and white. So all you hear are the kids saying "hehehe the mexican kid is pooping." (Mind you I'm filipino and white). That sparked my hesitation of taking shits in public.
One day in kindergarten I asked to use the bathroom and as I walked out I saw the fourth and fifth grades taking their classroom bathroom break. Now, back then I watched a bunch of tv and thought since these kids were bigger than me they would be a bunch of bullies. So of course the only logical thing is to hide behind a trashcan lol. For some reason every fuckin class came to take a bathroom break right at this time and and i was behind this trashcan for like 15 minutes. Its close to the end of the day and all of a sudden the student teacher for my class is leaving and sees me crouched behind the trash. He just says "What are you doing" and I proceed to run back to the classroom.
One time I was at the movies and I had to take a shit. I had to go so bad I damn near sprinted to the bathroom. Since I was rushing I forgot to lock the stall door and don't notice until I'm sitting on the toilet already. Also, its the handicapped stall so I'm far as fuck and can't reach it. So in my head I'm thinking fuck man I hope no one comes in here. Not even a minute goes by and this little spanish kid maybe around the age of 6-8 opens the stall door and just stares at me. This kid is just staring at me taking a shit. I'm telling this kid to get the hell out and he's not moving at all. Finally I just screamed at the top of my lungs " Get the fuck outta here you little bastard!" and he just sprinted out of the bathroom. I finished up as fast as possible and got out of there.
This one didn't even happen to me but it was my friend. So me and my friend played for a church league basketball team and it was the end of the season banquet thing. My friend told went to the bathroom but he was gone for like 15 minutes. So I go to the bathroom to check if this guy is ok and as I walk in there I see a shit puddle on the floor in the handicap stall. I see my friend standing in and I'm like " man you're standing in shit." He's like "aw man I didn't even see it thanks bro" and got out of the stall. So we get out of the bathroom and go back to our seats and all of a sudden we hear the church basketball director going apeshit. This guy just screams and interrupts the whole banquet and screams " Some disgusting person defecated on the floor!" And as all these people were going over there to see what was up my friend leans over to me and is like "man it was me, I had to shit really bad and I didn't make it to the toilet." Lulz were had the rest of the night.