Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

May 12, 2011 @ 03:46:21
I got a few that just popped in my mind and they all involve a bathroom lol

All through elementary school the stalls in the bathrooms never had doors. Anyway, one time in second grade I had to shit so bad. I debated for about 5 minutes if I was going to hold it or not but I couldn't take it. So anyway I tried to time it where I knew that other classes wouldn't be in the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom shitting and then all of a sudden I hear a whole class come in. So all these little shithead kids come in and start laughing at me cause I'm taking a shit. Mind you, I'm like the only multiracial kid in my grade and the rest of the kids are mostly just black and white. So all you hear are the kids saying "hehehe the mexican kid is pooping." (Mind you I'm filipino and white). That sparked my hesitation of taking shits in public.

One day in kindergarten I asked to use the bathroom and as I walked out I saw the fourth and fifth grades taking their classroom bathroom break. Now, back then I watched a bunch of tv and thought since these kids were bigger than me they would be a bunch of bullies. So of course the only logical thing is to hide behind a trashcan lol. For some reason every fuckin class came to take a bathroom break right at this time and and i was behind this trashcan for like 15 minutes. Its close to the end of the day and all of a sudden the student teacher for my class is leaving and sees me crouched behind the trash. He just says "What are you doing" and I proceed to run back to the classroom.

One time I was at the movies and I had to take a shit. I had to go so bad I damn near sprinted to the bathroom. Since I was rushing I forgot to lock the stall door and don't notice until I'm sitting on the toilet already. Also, its the handicapped stall so I'm far as fuck and can't reach it. So in my head I'm thinking fuck man I hope no one comes in here. Not even a minute goes by and this little spanish kid maybe around the age of 6-8 opens the stall door and just stares at me. This kid is just staring at me taking a shit. I'm telling this kid to get the hell out and he's not moving at all. Finally I just screamed at the top of my lungs " Get the fuck outta here you little bastard!" and he just sprinted out of the bathroom. I finished up as fast as possible and got out of there.

This one didn't even happen to me but it was my friend. So me and my friend played for a church league basketball team and it was the end of the season banquet thing. My friend told went to the bathroom but he was gone for like 15 minutes. So I go to the bathroom to check if this guy is ok and as I walk in there I see a shit puddle on the floor in the handicap stall. I see my friend standing in and I'm like " man you're standing in shit." He's like "aw man I didn't even see it thanks bro" and got out of the stall. So we get out of the bathroom and go back to our seats and all of a sudden we hear the church basketball director going apeshit. This guy just screams and interrupts the whole banquet and screams " Some disgusting person defecated on the floor!" And as all these people were going over there to see what was up my friend leans over to me and is like "man it was me, I had to shit really bad and I didn't make it to the toilet." Lulz were had the rest of the night.
May 12, 2011 @ 17:48:32
May 12, 2011 @ 17:52:34
?)not mine but i died

LOL I wanna to know if this is real
May 12, 2011 @ 17:54:48
Haha, barbershop FAIL!
May 12, 2011 @ 17:57:20
fucking awesome stories buttsavage
June 17, 2012 @ 05:07:12
bump ! i miss reading stories every time i logged on.

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June 17, 2012 @ 06:08:13
Yesterday smoked up with the fam. Got real pearly then remembered I had a dentist appointment. That dude knew something was up too...

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June 17, 2012 @ 11:03:08
Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.
June 17, 2012 @ 11:07:04
lmaoooo
June 17, 2012 @ 14:05:30
lmao tranny porn
June 17, 2012 @ 15:21:51
Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.


lmaoooooo #OYYOY
June 17, 2012 @ 16:07:37
So at my school when you were younger you had to stand up out of your chair whenever a teacher walks in.
Lets just say I nearly flipped the desk over a couple times namsayin? No but seriously its mad embarrassing when you get caught lol.

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June 17, 2012 @ 16:34:27
Hahaaaaa Read All The Stories. Epic Thread
June 17, 2012 @ 17:52:27
Was playin poker with a bunch of friends one time and there's this one guy in the group who Im always talkin shit back and forth with anyways he says some slick remark about idk the way I was lookin or something and I had it in my mind to say "I still get more pussy then you" or go with the classic "my dick's still bigger than yours" but I guess I couldn't make up my mind in time and my brain blurts out "I still get more Dick than you" smh of course everyone starts dying and I'm devastated luckily though we must have went on to drink a lot of liquor that night or maybe it wasn't really as embarrassing as i took it to be cause no won every mentioned it to me again.

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June 17, 2012 @ 18:08:07
I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol
June 17, 2012 @ 18:30:41
In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it

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June 17, 2012 @ 18:35:51
I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol


i'm callin u out suss ass nigga, bet u stuck it in eachother's bum holes after
June 17, 2012 @ 19:25:20

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June 17, 2012 @ 19:53:03
Was fapping, passed out mid-fap, woken up by my 80 year old Grandmother after being unconcious in the tub for 8 hours. Yea pretty fucking awkward.

its just your gma bruh imagine if your friends found out u take baths
June 17, 2012 @ 19:59:23
Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.

hahahah tell us more
June 17, 2012 @ 20:27:34
This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it


Wahh?!
June 17, 2012 @ 23:21:42
Nuff poop stories in here lol

Arite so when I'm with my girl I make it my business not to fart around her...for obvious reasons. AS SOON as I drop her off at her place though the ride home is just a stink fest. Anyways, had been eatin mad gassy foods all day n was keepin my cheeks clenched tighter than inmate in the middle of the night the whole day, so time comes to drop her off n she wants some dick. I've done this before where I had to pup real bad but could manage to hold it. Anyways we commence the penetration n she wants me to nut in her mouth, so she comes up, does her duty, and the release was just too much for me blasted the nastyness right in her face as I'm jizzin in her mouth... I swear it is in my top 10 of grimiest farts too... neither of us said anything n I jus took her home.


I know Im late but irl i lol'd hard


holy shit LMAOOOO *coffin* i'm dead
June 17, 2012 @ 23:23:08
Lmao read all 22 pages. pure gold
June 18, 2012 @ 01:16:50
hahahahaha
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
The boner/crap thread and that's where the pic came from

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June 18, 2012 @ 02:20:45
I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.

wannabe workaholic

June 18, 2012 @ 02:33:42
I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.

I've never known a pharmacy to have a talent show
June 18, 2012 @ 02:40:49
it was some sort of "let's be part of the community" shit if you're really trying to call me out

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