Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jun 17, 2012 @ 14:05
lmao tranny porn
Jun 17, 2012 @ 15:21
Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.



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Jun 17, 2012 @ 16:07
So at my school when you were younger you had to stand up out of your chair whenever a teacher walks in.
Lets just say I nearly flipped the desk over a couple times namsayin? No but seriously its mad embarrassing when you get caught lol.

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Jun 17, 2012 @ 16:34
Hahaaaaa Read All The Stories. Epic Thread
Jun 17, 2012 @ 17:52
Was playin poker with a bunch of friends one time and there's this one guy in the group who Im always talkin shit back and forth with anyways he says some slick remark about idk the way I was lookin or something and I had it in my mind to say "I still get more pussy then you" or go with the classic "my dick's still bigger than yours" but I guess I couldn't make up my mind in time and my brain blurts out "I still get more Dick than you" smh of course everyone starts dying and I'm devastated luckily though we must have went on to drink a lot of liquor that night or maybe it wasn't really as embarrassing as i took it to be cause no won every mentioned it to me again.

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Jun 17, 2012 @ 18:08
I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol
Jun 17, 2012 @ 18:30
In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it

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Jun 17, 2012 @ 18:35
I was at my friends house when we were like 13 and we were looking for something. So we went to his parents bathroom and were looking in his mom's section. He found some toiletry looking bag and opened it. Turns out it was her "personal" bag and it was full of dildos. He then went on to turn one on and it 1. lit up 2. made noise 3. spun around. It was left on for a good 5 seconds or so before he turned it off. I know this shit was hella awkward for me but imagine it from his perspective lol


i'm callin u out suss ass nigga, bet u stuck it in eachother's bum holes after
Jun 17, 2012 @ 19:25

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Jun 17, 2012 @ 19:53
Was fapping, passed out mid-fap, woken up by my 80 year old Grandmother after being unconcious in the tub for 8 hours. Yea pretty fucking awkward.

its just your gma bruh imagine if your friends found out u take baths
Jun 17, 2012 @ 19:59
Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.

One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.

hahahah tell us more
Jun 17, 2012 @ 20:27
This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it



Wahh?!
Jun 17, 2012 @ 23:21
Nuff poop stories in here lol

Arite so when I'm with my girl I make it my business not to fart around her...for obvious reasons. AS SOON as I drop her off at her place though the ride home is just a stink fest. Anyways, had been eatin mad gassy foods all day n was keepin my cheeks clenched tighter than inmate in the middle of the night the whole day, so time comes to drop her off n she wants some dick. I've done this before where I had to pup real bad but could manage to hold it. Anyways we commence the penetration n she wants me to nut in her mouth, so she comes up, does her duty, and the release was just too much for me blasted the nastyness right in her face as I'm jizzin in her mouth... I swear it is in my top 10 of grimiest farts too... neither of us said anything n I jus took her home.


I know Im late but irl i lol'd hard



holy shit LMAOOOO *coffin* i'm dead
Jun 17, 2012 @ 23:23
Lmao read all 22 pages. pure gold

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 01:16
hahahahaha
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
The boner/crap thread and that's where the pic came from

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 02:20
I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.
Jun 18, 2012 @ 02:33
I sprained my ankle playing soccer a few days ago and yesterday I went to this pharmacy by my house to grab some painkillers, but right before i get out of my house my mom passes me this list of things I can pick up while I'm there. My ankle's kinda fucked but I can drive, it's just that walking is a bitch so I was making my way around the pharmacy on crutches. I'm all pissed off and shit thinking to myself "why the fuck am i the one getting all of this" so i'm not really paying attention to anything because i just want to get things done as fast as possible. I'm crutching around struggling to hold this basket of stuff when suddenly i realize i'm in this open area of the pharmacy and i look up to like 20 people just surrounding me in like a wide circle and they're all just staring me down. Right when i notice them, lady gaga"s "poker face" comes on and it's surprisingly loud and i'm like wtf is happening so I turn around to see this little girl like two feet infront of me in some dance outfit sniffling and starting to cry. She runs to her mom crying and at this point i'm literally in shock so i lose my grip on my basket and all the shit inside just spills out on the floor. For literally a whole 60 seconds i hopped around trying to pick everything up while all these people just glared at me like i'm the biggest asshole on the planet and fucking poker face is playing in the background.

turns out the pharmacy was having some talent show in the centre of the store and for the rest of the time i was in the place everyone just grilled the shit out of me, awkward as fuck.

I've never known a pharmacy to have a talent show

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 02:40
it was some sort of "let's be part of the community" shit if you're really trying to call me out
Jun 18, 2012 @ 02:43
Wasn't trying to call you out, thought it was just awkward.
Jun 18, 2012 @ 03:13
In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it


My nigga the fuck is going on in that second story? You gotta explain that shit better.

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 03:25


Happens ALL the time
Jun 18, 2012 @ 03:48
I started a new job last week and am getting trained with this fine married dark skinned girl. She keeps talkin about how people love cows where shes from and keeps talking about Bollywood and all this. She keeps bringing up her home city so I try to strike up convo and be nice. I say 'Where you from, Mumbai?' assuming that she's red dot indian etc. Turns out she's from Minneapolis. Had to talk with HR after that about assuming people's birth place.

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 04:01
I have low speaking voice so it makes for a lot awkward situations
Jun 18, 2012 @ 04:37
Aw man, I remember my freshman year of college. Me and my girl had history class together. This was the class we met in, so you can imagine the amount of flirting that went down. The seats in the class room are like when you go to a movie theater (for those who have never been in a university classroom) and we sat directly in the middle surrounded by like 50 people. So it's like the 3rd week into the semester and the professor is lecturing and my girl starts touching me and pulling my arm hairs out for fun, trying to make me scream (I have a high tolerance for pain). I'm just sitting there with the goofiest smile on my face while she's messing with my arm. My beard had just started to finally grow, so I had about 10 hairs on my chin. She grabs the few chin hairs I have and pulls down hard and I'm quietly laughing and it starts to hurt so I tell her to chill and she doesn't. So while she has a tight grip of my beard, I grab a handful of her hair and pull; maybe pulling a little bit too hard because she dropped her book and papers on the ground and it's extra loud drawing all attention to us and the next thing I hear was the professor stopping mid lecture and saying, "hold on class... *points in our direction* are you two with us?" Her dumb ass somehow didn't even hear what he said and knocks my book on the floor while the whole class is looking at us while she still has my beard and he says, "sir and ma'am, you may pack your belongings and come back tomorrow." Once there's dead silence, she finally notices every body is staring at us and looks shook. I say ok, apologize, proceed to put my book in my bag, and stood up. My girl is still sitting there and says in the shakiest voice, "why do we have to leave, he said sorry..." I'm like come on, lets just go. She's like, "no... we shouldn't have to leave, we payed for this class." The class instigates the situation and gasps. The professor says, "I can have you both dropped from my class, it's not a problem or y'all can leave and come back tomorrow...your choice." The class is like "ooooooh." I'm standing there hella embarrassed breaking into a cold sweat like wtf this is overboard, so I just grab her stuff, her hand so she could get up, and we proceed to make our way up the stairs, out of the classroom and soon as we get to the door the professor's like, "I'm just joking, y'all can sit back down class will be over in 15 minutes just don't interrupt again." He laughs, the class laughs, I wanted to laugh but I'm too embarrassed so I smirk, and my girl looks pissed so we just leave anyway.
Jun 18, 2012 @ 04:41
Not awkward for me, but I live in an apartment block with 2 buildings opposing each other, went outside to get some fresh airat about 5 am after smoking a joint and this black dude is standing outside going mental yelling stuff like "FUCK YALL, YALL IS WACK, YALL IS BITCHES" and we locked eyes, dude just looked away and kept yelling for a good couple of minutes then went back inside.

Was lying in bed with a girl in the morning and we had cuddled abit n shit, suddenly knocks real hard on my door and i jump out the bed to open. It was the janitor who came to change my heat meter on the radiator. Little did i know that the cuddling had excited me abit and i was wearing nothing but silk shorts so i stood there looking dude in the eyes with a big ass boner. Was pretty awkward for the 5 minutes it took for him to get outta there again.
Jun 18, 2012 @ 07:29
back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous
Jun 18, 2012 @ 20:39
Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*
Jun 18, 2012 @ 20:44
Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

lmfao. thought you were gonna get a blow but got dissapointed.

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Jun 18, 2012 @ 20:48
Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like "what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip" she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like "O.K." waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me "what are you looking at?" and I was like "Pokemon". At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like "Im telling your counselor" and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like "well, are you going to get up?" So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling "get up and go to the front office". I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face "do you have a hearing problem?" and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like "WTFUUUUUUU!" and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like "Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?" Confused and all I said "the restroom" and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like "fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha" (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was "beating my meat under the table" with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said "you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed" making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

lmfao. thought you were gonna get a blow but got dissapointed.


I wish. She was a bad little lightskin bitch though. But yeah that shit fucked me up for a long time. I was like 12 when it happened and im 22 now and I still get nervous around a lot of people/crowds.
Jun 18, 2012 @ 21:26
When I was like 10 or something, I walked in on my brother looking at scientific boob diagrams or some shit. So at that point, Im just like "Whoops!" and walk away real quick. He exits fast and tries to give me an awkward ass talk about how everyone does it and how ill do it eventually...

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says "NICE!" and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

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