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I was downloading some Drake song from YoungMoneyHQ, .
when your around a girl you dont like and you get a boner then she notices and thinks you like her but you were thinking about a porno you watched last night and now shits awkward
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not mine but i died
And how would you be able to recall memories from kindergarten this vividly? I call shenanigans
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I hate it when I'm alone in my car then someone gets in right after I fart, and it gets mad stinky. Shit's funny at the same time though.
I hate it when you're at an NBA game (but you only paid for 10$ nosebleeds) so you sneak down to the empty lower level seats during the 3rd quarter and the owner comes back..
Show up for a class you think starts at 12 at 11:45. Open the door and the full class is in there staring at you when you realise it started at 11. You think to yourself 'fuck this' and instead of saying anything you just close the door and walk out. Worse yet is there's a girl in that class you're trying to impress. Darn.
well this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand
Does anyone have awkward moments to themselves ever? Like, when they're alone? Or maybe I'm just the fuck that experiences this...
sometimes when i'm alone on the freeway i will sing every verse to a song, practice interview questions, etc. dat awkward.
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Holy shit this one is so embarrassing but i'll say it. So when i was like 10 i slept over my friends house. It was like 3 am And we were like some horny bastards i guess. So we each took a pillow, pulled are pants down, imagined the pillow was one of the spice girls (dead ass) and layed on the floor with a big ass sheet over us(we were like 4 feet apart so no homo lol.) So we both lay there humping the shit out of the pillows and then the phone rings and i guess we didnt care. So then his dad walks in and see's us both on the floor face down,and he said "what are you doing" and and my friend was like "nothing" so then his dad was like "get up off the floor" and my friend was like "hold on,i have to fix something" and i just had my face down pretending i was asleep. Next thing you know his dad rips the covers off to see us both laying down bare ass with are dicks on their pillows. His dad screamed and shit and his mom came in and said "whats going on?" and his dad was like "i came in here to see who was calling and i saw your sone and his friend with there pants down!" (That made it seem madd homo) and then his mom was like speechless and his dad said go to bed and we did. LMAOOO.
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