November 20, 2010 @ 11:59 PM
brannen

Post: 1684

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

I hate it when I'm alone in my car then someone gets in right after I fart, and it gets mad stinky. Shit's funny at the same time though.
November 22, 2010 @ 12:40 AM
Freddie Benson

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Join Date: Jul 2007

when your around a girl you dont like and you get a boner then she notices and thinks you like her but you were thinking about a porno you watched last night and now shits awkward

anal del rey http://yellow-stuff.com

November 22, 2010 @ 01:57 AM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

I was downloading some Drake song from YoungMoneyHQ, .

that is embarassing.
November 22, 2010 @ 02:39 AM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

when your around a girl you dont like and you get a boner then she notices and thinks you like her but you were thinking about a porno you watched last night and now shits awkward


What a Night!

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

November 22, 2010 @ 02:52 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2642

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

not mine but i died




I laughed sooo damn hard...
good shit.
November 22, 2010 @ 03:23 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2642

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

And how would you be able to recall memories from kindergarten this vividly? I call shenanigans

You can't remember back when you were in kindergarten?
I can remember bits and pieces of different experiences early as the age of 4, sometimes earlier than that.(I assume earlier than that because I remember being small enough to ride on our cat's back, then on a different occasion him knocking me down when attempting to walk.)
January 24, 2011 @ 06:11 PM
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January 24, 2011 @ 06:49 PM

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I hate it when I'm alone in my car then someone gets in right after I fart, and it gets mad stinky. Shit's funny at the same time though.


And when you leave the car you smell like the car
January 24, 2011 @ 06:54 PM
Mos

Post: 1136

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Coney Island

I hate it when you're at an NBA game (but you only paid for 10$ nosebleeds) so you sneak down to the empty lower level seats during the 3rd quarter and the owner comes back..


roflll, thats the worst
May 7, 2011 @ 03:30 PM
Gwiz Fin

Post: 233

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: muzzy

bump
May 7, 2011 @ 03:58 PM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2642

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

Re-read story, laughed my fucking ass off again.
May 7, 2011 @ 04:02 PM
Max S v2

Post: 620

Join Date: Aug 2010

jizzed on towel, mom picks it up and cleans off mirror with it, jizz gets smeared all over my mirror
May 7, 2011 @ 06:53 PM
Gwiz Fin

Post: 233

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: muzzy

^wow
May 8, 2011 @ 09:14 PM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

Show up for a class you think starts at 12 at 11:45. Open the door and the full class is in there staring at you when you realise it started at 11. You think to yourself 'fuck this' and instead of saying anything you just close the door and walk out. Worse yet is there's a girl in that class you're trying to impress. Darn.
May 8, 2011 @ 11:28 PM
shigablaow

Post: 914

Join Date: Jun 2007

in high school i was standing with my friends in a circle and there was this one girl standing next to me who i didn't know but everybody else did. like i knew who she was and seen her around before but never talked to her or introduced myself to her. anyway out of nowhere she kinda just turns towards me and lightly pinches my nipple between just her pointer and thumb and goes "meep". i just stand there thinking "uhh wtf...? did that just happen...?" and i'm looking like side to side with my eyes but not moving my head trying to make eye contact with somebody else to see if they saw it too.

in like 2nd grade at the end of pe the teacher would have us race across the field to the fence and back like as a closing game. well i was sitting on the curb talking to two friends not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying and i notice in the corner of my eye people start running across the field cuz the race started so i turn to my friends and i'm like "hold on i gotta run!" so i get up and start sprinting cuz i wanna win this race. well half way through the field i notice that it's just girls running so i stop dead in my tracks and turn around and walk back to the curb while everybody is laughing at me. talk about walk of shame.
May 8, 2011 @ 11:52 PM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5643

Join Date: Jan 2008

Show up for a class you think starts at 12 at 11:45. Open the door and the full class is in there staring at you when you realise it started at 11. You think to yourself 'fuck this' and instead of saying anything you just close the door and walk out. Worse yet is there's a girl in that class you're trying to impress. Darn.


lmao. something like this happened to me recently. I forgot a class was at 12 and i thought it was at 1. realized it was actually at 12 at like 1230, and showed up 1245.
May 9, 2011 @ 12:01 AM
Tdilla1025

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Join Date: Jan 2011

well this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


How is that awkward? hahah
May 9, 2011 @ 12:03 AM
Ecks

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: Albany, New York

Does anyone have awkward moments to themselves ever? Like, when they're alone? Or maybe I'm just the fuck that experiences this...
May 9, 2011 @ 12:06 AM
Axraexl

Post: 3190

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Isolation

Something is only awkward when others are aware

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

May 9, 2011 @ 12:07 AM
Ecks

Post: 322

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Albany, New York

One would assume so, but I then begin to think how it would seem IF others were around, and then I proceed to snuff myself.
May 9, 2011 @ 11:20 AM
Nigga Man

Post: 1492

Join Date: Oct 2009

Sometime I catch myself talking to myself.

That awkward moment.
May 9, 2011 @ 11:23 AM
JLK

Post: 1161

Join Date: Apr 2010

Does anyone have awkward moments to themselves ever? Like, when they're alone? Or maybe I'm just the fuck that experiences this...

how can you have an awkward moment with yourself.....
May 9, 2011 @ 11:28 AM
zzzboy

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Join Date: Apr 2008

sometimes when i'm alone on the freeway i will sing every verse to a song, practice interview questions, etc. dat awkward.
May 9, 2011 @ 11:54 AM
DopieObie

Post: 88

Join Date: Apr 2010

zzzboy: Shit isn't akward, step your swag up lil man bitch ♥♥♥♥♥
May 9, 2011 @ 12:16 PM
Augustus

Post: 731

Join Date: May 2007

Location: NYC

sometimes when i'm alone on the freeway i will sing every verse to a song, practice interview questions, etc. dat awkward.


haha yea I do this too.

@QuattroRide

May 12, 2011 @ 02:54 AM
Homes

Post: 509

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Seattle

this one time when I worked at Baskin-Robbins a lady paid for her ice cream with a debit card, I ran it through the machine and then checked her name on the receipt with her ID only to find out it was "Shamerica" which I had an extremely hard time not laughing at... hella awkward having to like look at the floor and shit to make sure I didn't laugh she probably just thought I had asperger's or some shit
May 12, 2011 @ 02:55 AM
Blade Gretzky

Post: 881

Join Date: May 2011

Holy shit this one is so embarrassing but i'll say it. So when i was like 10 i slept over my friends house. It was like 3 am And we were like some horny bastards i guess. So we each took a pillow, pulled are pants down, imagined the pillow was one of the spice girls (dead ass) and layed on the floor with a big ass sheet over us(we were like 4 feet apart so no homo lol.) So we both lay there humping the shit out of the pillows and then the phone rings and i guess we didnt care. So then his dad walks in and see's us both on the floor face down,and he said "what are you doing" and and my friend was like "nothing" so then his dad was like "get up off the floor" and my friend was like "hold on,i have to fix something" and i just had my face down pretending i was asleep. Next thing you know his dad rips the covers off to see us both laying down bare ass with are dicks on their pillows. His dad screamed and shit and his mom came in and said "whats going on?" and his dad was like "i came in here to see who was calling and i saw your sone and his friend with there pants down!" (That made it seem madd homo) and then his mom was like speechless and his dad said go to bed and we did. LMAOOO.


best story so far
May 12, 2011 @ 03:46 AM
Principal Buttsavage

Post: 297

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: La Jolla, CA

I got a few that just popped in my mind and they all involve a bathroom lol

All through elementary school the stalls in the bathrooms never had doors. Anyway, one time in second grade I had to shit so bad. I debated for about 5 minutes if I was going to hold it or not but I couldn't take it. So anyway I tried to time it where I knew that other classes wouldn't be in the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom shitting and then all of a sudden I hear a whole class come in. So all these little shithead kids come in and start laughing at me cause I'm taking a shit. Mind you, I'm like the only multiracial kid in my grade and the rest of the kids are mostly just black and white. So all you hear are the kids saying "hehehe the mexican kid is pooping." (Mind you I'm filipino and white). That sparked my hesitation of taking shits in public.

One day in kindergarten I asked to use the bathroom and as I walked out I saw the fourth and fifth grades taking their classroom bathroom break. Now, back then I watched a bunch of tv and thought since these kids were bigger than me they would be a bunch of bullies. So of course the only logical thing is to hide behind a trashcan lol. For some reason every fuckin class came to take a bathroom break right at this time and and i was behind this trashcan for like 15 minutes. Its close to the end of the day and all of a sudden the student teacher for my class is leaving and sees me crouched behind the trash. He just says "What are you doing" and I proceed to run back to the classroom.

One time I was at the movies and I had to take a shit. I had to go so bad I damn near sprinted to the bathroom. Since I was rushing I forgot to lock the stall door and don't notice until I'm sitting on the toilet already. Also, its the handicapped stall so I'm far as fuck and can't reach it. So in my head I'm thinking fuck man I hope no one comes in here. Not even a minute goes by and this little spanish kid maybe around the age of 6-8 opens the stall door and just stares at me. This kid is just staring at me taking a shit. I'm telling this kid to get the hell out and he's not moving at all. Finally I just screamed at the top of my lungs " Get the fuck outta here you little bastard!" and he just sprinted out of the bathroom. I finished up as fast as possible and got out of there.

This one didn't even happen to me but it was my friend. So me and my friend played for a church league basketball team and it was the end of the season banquet thing. My friend told went to the bathroom but he was gone for like 15 minutes. So I go to the bathroom to check if this guy is ok and as I walk in there I see a shit puddle on the floor in the handicap stall. I see my friend standing in and I'm like " man you're standing in shit." He's like "aw man I didn't even see it thanks bro" and got out of the stall. So we get out of the bathroom and go back to our seats and all of a sudden we hear the church basketball director going apeshit. This guy just screams and interrupts the whole banquet and screams " Some disgusting person defecated on the floor!" And as all these people were going over there to see what was up my friend leans over to me and is like "man it was me, I had to shit really bad and I didn't make it to the toilet." Lulz were had the rest of the night.
May 12, 2011 @ 05:48 PM
May 12, 2011 @ 05:52 PM
Icedcream

Post: 52

Join Date: May 2011

confused
not mine but i died



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