Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

August 06, 2010 @ 21:21:41 PM
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bumppp

This is not mine read it on grasscity but its funny as hell.

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Ok so last night my now EX-gf calls me up and i tell her to head on over to my place to chill. I load up the bong as usual before she arrives, but since her birthday was going to be TODAY, i decided on a little surprise.

i thought, at the time i was being so fuckin, like witty or something. Anyway i did the deed, cut a hole under a shoe box and stuck my junk in it, so it just looks like a box on my lap and i didnt have a bow but i stapled some streamers on top.

so she arrives and im like i got u a present, she doesnt know what it is i was mad surprised but anyway im like well open after a couple of bong rips shes like OK, probably thought they were shoes or something.

so were blazing and chit chatting, but as im getting higher i start to wonder if this is a good idea and like second guess myself, she finally goes ok ok, whats in the box tell me, and she puts her hands on the box like she cant wait and that gets me rock hard and im just like uuhh.... well

so i open the lid with a sheepish grin and i feel so fuckin dumb, and shes just staring at my dick with a look of shock, just utter shock, like shes frozen solid and starts shaking her head, and i knew i fucked up.

THEn the bitch starts ranting and raving about how i dont pay enough attention (wtf?) and how this is so scummy to do. she gets up and leaves, doesnt answer my calls or texts, and im still here typing with this fucking box on my dick. Fuck my life


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto
August 10, 2010 @ 12:25:05 PM
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This thread can't die.
August 10, 2010 @ 23:38:57 PM
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August 19, 2010 @ 02:27:17 AM
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not mine but i died

August 19, 2010 @ 02:41:40 AM
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not mine but i died



i fucking died
August 19, 2010 @ 02:56:08 AM
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August 19, 2010 @ 07:18:36 AM
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August 19, 2010 @ 17:09:06 PM
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THAT IS SO CRAZY. i would of been so scared seeing him just shit everywhere and screaming
September 10, 2010 @ 00:51:12 AM
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I was at school today and I needed to bring my laptop to the computer lab to setup my wifi. Some dude took it over and I forgot I had a whole bunch of porn downloaded on my desktop and the icon for the movies is a screenshot of the video so it was obvious. He obviously saw it and once I realized it was on my desktop I just felt awkward as fuck. Just wanted to get the fuck out there lol.
September 10, 2010 @ 00:57:47 AM
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^ LOL that would be mad awkward, but at least he know you aint gay
September 10, 2010 @ 10:53:47 AM
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not mine but i died



ROFLMAO, this deserves to be quoted again, i insta-died when i read it

my bro linked me this the other day, similar situation as quoted above...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=421311261&postcount=1

follow me on instagram: @rolledankle

September 10, 2010 @ 13:22:00 PM
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ROFLMAO, this deserves to be quoted again, i insta-died when i read it

my bro linked me this the other day, similar situation as quoted above...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=421311261&postcount=1


why didn't he pooped and peed at the same time?
September 23, 2010 @ 21:33:25 PM
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i just remembered a pretty messed up thing i did, but was unintentional. so i was walking to class one day and this bitch ass nig who was walking in front of me, turns around and grills the fuck out of me. it wasn't just a quick look; he stared at me for a good 5 seconds for no reason like he wanted to murder me. so i said to my friend who was walking with me, "what the fuck? is this bitch retarded?" after i said that, the kid turns around and walks away. a tall ass man who was walking beside the kid turns around and grills me with a distasteful expression on his face. i was confused why. after walking a few more feet i realized that the kid had that mentally retarded limp when he was walking. he was indeed retarded and i felt like shit ahhahhahah.
September 24, 2010 @ 00:44:55 AM
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Speech course back in college and it was our third speech project. Each student gets to pick an activity to demonstrate to the class (making a sandwich, preparing for a newborn child, etc). Well this one hispanic girl chose belly dancing. Mind you the majority of my class were middle age white people and I know for sure two of them were grandparents. It was the due date of our speech project and her speech is up. She talked about the history of belly dancing for about three minutes. Then she played the music and starts to belly dance. She started kind of slow, but then she fucking spaz out towards the end, on some Shakira video type shit. I'm sitting in the front row all the way to the left, so I can see all the blank stares, half open mouths in the corner of my eyes. You can feel all the awkwardness in the room, kind of like a baby crying during a church sermon but with sexual tension. That's about the best way I can describe it. Oh and at the end of each speech, the audience gets to ask the speech giver a few questions. No one even asked her any questions except the teacher. Shit she left me speechless too.
September 25, 2010 @ 01:32:49 AM
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Wow.. this just happened now...

I'm watching Ken Park, and if anyone has ever seen the part where the guy is jerking off with that rope tied around his neck, thats when my little brother comes in the room... He was looking all disgusted and he thought I was purposely watching some guy jerk his beefstick, but I had to explain to him that it was a movie and he came in at a bad time. smh

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 25, 2010 @ 02:32:59 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
Wow.. this just happened now...

I'm watching Ken Park, and if anyone has ever seen the part where the guy is jerking off with that rope tied around his neck, thats when my little brother comes in the room... He was looking all disgusted and he thought I was purposely watching some guy jerk his beefstick, but I had to explain to him that it was a movie and he came in at a bad time. smh


so were you accidentally watching the movie at that time or what?
September 25, 2010 @ 02:35:49 AM
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I was looking away waiting for it to go away because I didn't feel like getting up and fast fowarding...

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 25, 2010 @ 12:53:16 PM
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so were you accidentally watching the movie at that time or what?


oh come on you know what he means
September 26, 2010 @ 11:29:16 AM

Inactive User

damn i got several,

.....

Around 6 years ago i went on vacation to the States and we went ended up going on a tour of Alcatraz. Everything was cool and upon arriving on the island i was snapping pics etc. Within 15 mins my stomach started to growl and i felt weird. It must of been something i ate previously that didn't agree with me but i tried to ride it out. So me and my sis were looking around the prison halls etc and things started to get worse. My attention soon turned to trying to control my stomach and bowels instead of concentrating on the site seeing.Big groups of people brushing past me and the general hustle and bustle didn't help either. As beads of sweat rolled down my forehead I leaned on walls in an attempt to gain composure whilst my parents and sister snapped away and looked around.
After about 15 mins i was feeling pretty faint so i went outside with my sister following. Walking on that rocky floor made it just that harder to clench my buttocks together. The harder i clenched, the more faint i felt. My sister commented on how my face had now taken on a greenish tone. My parents realizing that i was actually looking rather ill decided it was time to head back to the main land. We made our way to the dock but i knew if i got on that boat i was going to shit myself. We waited towards the end of the line to get onto the boat. I felt so dizzy the sounds around me started to blur whilst i could hear my mum's annoying filipino voice saying "you want to make poo poo?". Not only was i trying not to let a torrent of crap flow out of my ass but i now i had to deal with my mum repeatedly ask me about "making poo poo" in a loud filipino voice whilst within in earshot of 50 or so other tourists waiting to get on the boat. The boat arrives and i tell my parents to get the next one as everyone boards. As soon as the last person gets on i turbo penguin walk it to the dock toilet since now i can crap in peace. I let rip. It literally felt like i had just exorcised a demon. Just as i'm finishing the last set of dumpage i hear a whole load of tourists come in through the door (the next boat had arrived). By this time i was so relieved about not passing out and shitting myself that i didn't care about anyone being there. I felt like i had just won the lottery.

..............

I'm waking in central London heading towards Picadilly Circus. I'm pretty zoned out and not paying attention to much. All of sudden i feel something gently brush past me and then a crash. I stop walking and swing my head around then look down. On the floor right beside me was a female cyclist in full spandex gear on her bike. She had obviously fallen but what had left me thinking "wtf" was that she was still in riding position. It was as if someone had picked her up and place her on her side. She still had feet on peddles and hands on bars. We looked at each other for like 5-6 secs (it felt like years lol) with both of us frozen in the same postion saying nothing. Then some guy comes in, gives me nasty look and helps her up while i'm just standing there. Felt mad awkward for not even helping her but i was too stunned. I then just walked off.

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A couple of years back at a club i was chilling with a couple of girls and i was in a pretty confident and merry mood. I spot another two girls a few feet away think it would be a good idea to bring them to our table. I walk over, confidence through the roof and approach the two girls. The girls are in conversation and one of them spots me in her line of sight. I come in at an awkward angle where the other girl's back is to me. I open up with something (can't remember)and the girl whose back is too me jumps up and screams. She is obviously startled and i'm so suprised that i'm frozen. They both turn around to face me and the three of us are just standing there. The two girls are looking at me waiting to see why the fuck i had interrupted their conversation. My mind had gone absolutely blank. I couldn't think of anything. After what felt like a life time of awkward silence i simply walked away with my dignity firmly in the bin, lol.

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September 26, 2010 @ 12:18:30 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
damn i got several,

.....

Around 6 years ago i went on vacation to the States and we went ended up going on a tour of Alcatraz. Everything was cool and upon arriving on the island i was snapping pics etc. Within 15 mins my stomach started to growl and i felt weird. It must of been something i ate previously that didn't agree with me but i tried to ride it out. So me and my sis were looking around the prison halls etc and things started to get worse. My attention soon turned to trying to control my stomach and bowels instead of concentrating on the site seeing.Big groups of people brushing past me and the general hustle and bustle didn't help either. As beads of sweat rolled down my forehead I leaned on walls in an attempt to gain composure whilst my parents and sister snapped away and looked around.
After about 15 mins i was feeling pretty faint so i went outside with my sister following. Walking on that rocky floor made it just that harder to clench my buttocks together. The harder i clenched, the more faint i felt. My sister commented on how my face had now taken on a greenish tone. My parents realizing that i was actually looking rather ill decided it was time to head back to the main land. We made our way to the dock but i knew if i got on that boat i was going to shit myself. We waited towards the end of the line to get onto the boat. I felt so dizzy the sounds around me started to blur whilst i could hear my mum's annoying filipino voice saying "you want to make poo poo?". Not only was i trying not to let a torrent of crap flow out of my ass but i now i had to deal with my mum repeatedly ask me about "making poo poo" in a loud filipino voice whilst within in earshot of 50 or so other tourists waiting to get on the boat. The boat arrives and i tell my parents to get the next one as everyone boards. As soon as the last person gets on i turbo penguin walk it to the dock toilet since now i can crap in peace. I let rip. It literally felt like i had just exorcised a demon. Just as i'm finishing the last set of dumpage i hear a whole load of tourists come in through the door (the next boat had arrived). By this time i was so relieved about not passing out and shitting myself that i didn't care about anyone being there. I felt like i had just won the lottery.


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September 26, 2010 @ 14:08:28 PM
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MOARRRRRr
September 26, 2010 @ 18:51:37 PM
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so you could have taken a shit the whole time but you waited so other people wouldnt be around?
September 26, 2010 @ 19:18:07 PM
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so today I was leaving some mexican restaurant, and I had just stuffed my mouth full of chips when a nice girl came up and asked me where I got my backpack and I spit chips at her in an effort to respond :D
September 26, 2010 @ 20:23:23 PM
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Haha yeah i've been in a lot of situations like that
September 26, 2010 @ 21:02:44 PM
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-I remember in 2nd grade, we had an assembly where some scientists came and demonstrated shit (like freezing a banana with dry ice). One of the things they brought out was sulfur, which according to them, smelled like rotten eggs. Well, about a minute before they actually leaked out some of the gas (to show us how bad it smelled), I let out a big ass silent fart. Everybody around me thought they already let out the sulfur and were going apeshit over the smell. I played along.

- In 8th grade, everyone was standing in front of class waiting for it to begin. I was just minding my own business, and some bug caught my eye
September 26, 2010 @ 21:06:50 PM
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I was downloading some Drake song from YoungMoneyHQ, and some Nicki Minaj magazine pics were right above it (no pun intended), and my mom saw me and thought I was looking at porn.
September 26, 2010 @ 21:25:47 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
"you want to make poo poo?"


lololololololololololololollolololol
September 26, 2010 @ 21:52:36 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
damn i got several,

.....

Around 6 years ago i went on vacation to the States and we went ended up going on a tour of Alcatraz. Everything was cool and upon arriving on the island i was snapping pics etc. Within 15 mins my stomach started to growl and i felt weird. It must of been something i ate previously that didn't agree with me but i tried to ride it out. So me and my sis were looking around the prison halls etc and things started to get worse. My attention soon turned to trying to control my stomach and bowels instead of concentrating on the site seeing.Big groups of people brushing past me and the general hustle and bustle didn't help either. As beads of sweat rolled down my forehead I leaned on walls in an attempt to gain composure whilst my parents and sister snapped away and looked around.
After about 15 mins i was feeling pretty faint so i went outside with my sister following. Walking on that rocky floor made it just that harder to clench my buttocks together. The harder i clenched, the more faint i felt. My sister commented on how my face had now taken on a greenish tone. My parents realizing that i was actually looking rather ill decided it was time to head back to the main land. We made our way to the dock but i knew if i got on that boat i was going to shit myself. We waited towards the end of the line to get onto the boat. I felt so dizzy the sounds around me started to blur whilst i could hear my mum's annoying filipino voice saying "you want to make poo poo?". Not only was i trying not to let a torrent of crap flow out of my ass but i now i had to deal with my mum repeatedly ask me about "making poo poo" in a loud filipino voice whilst within in earshot of 50 or so other tourists waiting to get on the boat. The boat arrives and i tell my parents to get the next one as everyone boards. As soon as the last person gets on i turbo penguin walk it to the dock toilet since now i can crap in peace. I let rip. It literally felt like i had just exorcised a demon. Just as i'm finishing the last set of dumpage i hear a whole load of tourists come in through the door (the next boat had arrived). By this time i was so relieved about not passing out and shitting myself that i didn't care about anyone being there. I felt like i had just won the lottery.


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November 20, 2010 @ 21:43:47 PM
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bumppp
November 20, 2010 @ 21:47:52 PM
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Holy shit this one is so embarrassing but i'll say it. So when i was like 10 i slept over my friends house. It was like 3 am And we were like some horny bastards i guess. So we each took a pillow, pulled are pants down, imagined the pillow was one of the ♥♥♥♥e girls (dead ass) and layed on the floor with a big ass sheet over us(we were like 4 feet apart so no homo lol.) So we both lay there humping the shit out of the pillows and then the phone rings and i guess we didnt care. So then his dad walks in and see's us both on the floor face down,and he said "what are you doing" and and my friend was like "nothing" so then his dad was like "get up off the floor" and my friend was like "hold on,i have to fix something" and i just had my face down pretending i was asleep. Next thing you know his dad rips the covers off to see us both laying down bare ass with are dicks on their pillows. His dad screamed and shit and his mom came in and said "whats going on?" and his dad was like "i came in here to see who was calling and i saw your sone and his friend with there pants down!" (That made it seem madd homo) and then his mom was like speechless and his dad said go to bed and we did. LMAOOO.


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