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April 18, 2009 @ 08:18 AM
stratusfire

Post: 236

Join Date: Jan 2009

Weekend I turned 18 me and my buddies hit up a strip joint. Now I was still somewhat whipped by my girlfriend at the time and I kinda of sat near the back while my friends were at the stage with their faces two inches away from multiple labias. Now i'm at the back drunk and nursing a Corona and a chick from my english class comes out of no where and says hi and the usual shit. Now she was dressed extra skankier than her usual attire i've seen her wear at school. So I asked her if she worked there and she said yes then plopped herself on my lap and started grinding the shit of me. Now I sat there awkward as fuck, kinda slumped back with a stupid look on my face pretending not to enjoy it. (she was good). Then she blatantly made it clear she wasn't wearing any underwear. So i'm sitting in the back of some dirty strip club getting my shit dry-buffed by one of the sluttiest girls in my school and all I can say is "Are you going to be in class on Monday?".
April 18, 2009 @ 09:36 AM
Joe_

Post: 2742

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Australia

one of my friends moms was driving my friends car....i drove past and very obnoxiously and obviously gave her the finger thinking it was him. its really awkward now any time i see her
April 18, 2009 @ 10:04 AM
3 Stripes

Post: 1218

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: ILL

weekend i turned 18 me and my buddies hit up a strip joint. Now i was still somewhat whipped by my girlfriend at the time and i kinda of sat near the back while my friends were at the stage with their faces two inches away from multiple labias. Now i'm at the back drunk and nursing a corona and a chick from my english class comes out of no where and says hi and the usual shit. Now she was dressed extra skankier than her usual attire i've seen her wear at school. So i asked her if she worked there and she said yes then plopped herself on my lap and started grinding the shit of me. Now i sat there awkward as fuck, kinda slumped back with a stupid look on my face pretending not to enjoy it. (she was good). Then she blatantly made it clear she wasn't wearing any underwear. So i'm sitting in the back of some dirty strip club getting my shit dry-buffed by one of the sluttiest girls in my school and all i can say is "are you going to be in class on monday?".

fucking great ending!
April 18, 2009 @ 12:38 PM
brannen

Post: 1685

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

uhhh
my friends and i were stoned in the car
my brother and this guy have been beefin lately
and my friend told my bro that the
guy was talking shit and all that and
now my bro wants to beat the guy's ass..
April 18, 2009 @ 01:29 PM
stratusfire

Post: 236

Join Date: Jan 2009

uhhh
my friends and i were stoned in the car
and some shit that wasn't supposed to be said was said and yeah


can't go deeper? that's vague as shit man.
April 18, 2009 @ 03:26 PM
HabsFan

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: NYC

Lol I had a similar situation like Krooks, also in like the 6th grade, I was at my friend's house watching the Simpsons with my friend and his bro...then all of a sudden their dad walks out of the bathroom, from the shower, completely naked...not cool man...not cool....big time awkward. I saw the total the humiliation in their faces.
July 10, 2009 @ 02:57 AM
yungm

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Bay Area

bumpz
July 10, 2009 @ 03:12 AM
hellabones

Post: 94

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: PortCity.California

well this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


Hahaha, bricks shat. Thats mad old. Oh, the memories.
July 10, 2009 @ 03:14 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5501

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

This thread is hilarious!
just saying "deng fool that's gay!" when there's gay people around me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0

One time I walked in on my dorm mate jacking off to a video of a dog fucking a chick. I just froze and slowly backed out of the room as we stared at each other. I transferred rooms the next week.

lolwut.
July 10, 2009 @ 03:48 AM
daytona squared

Post: 1885

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

When I was getting a physical when i was maybe 11? and the doctor was doing to the cough to the left check and i kept giggling everytime he touched my balls and now that i think back on it i feel mad homo sad

rip subprime

July 10, 2009 @ 04:28 AM
heeennry

Post: 2106

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: LA/Iowa

When I was getting a physical when i was maybe 11? and the doctor was doing to the cough to the left check and i kept giggling everytime he touched my balls and now that i think back on it i feel mad homo sad


lmao

dang this could be good...
anyway:

-called my 2nd grade teacher "mom" when lots of people were surrounding her, but no one heard i think...


that reminds me of that episode of "Recess" where Spinelli calls Ms. Groski (however you spell it) mama then everyone makes fun of her... lol

I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.

July 10, 2009 @ 04:44 AM
*ER!C

Post: 2497

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Queens, NY

dang this could be good...
anyway:

-called my 2nd grade teacher "mom" when lots of people were surrounding her, but no one heard i think...

-my friend can sometimes be a complete asshole and tends to crack racist jokes at the worst times (i.e. when were sitting in a resteraunt, he'll say something in an asian accent, and there will be asians in the booth behind us. or better yet, he'll say a black joke and there will be black people in the booth NEXT to us. awkwardness all over)

-i'll pop a boner like everyone else once in a while in class, right when the damn class gets out, so i'll look awkward as hell when im trying to flip that mothereffer into my waistband, it probably looks like an interpretive dance

-i was in a bathroom once at a urinal stall, and i thought i was the only one. i let out a huge ass fart, then someone coughed in the stall lol

-gettin a boner from my date at prom from the grindage, only to have the dj play a slow song right after, so im facing her with my cock givin her the eye

thats all i got for now, but ill definitely think of more

EDIT: last year i made out with some girl my friend "kind of" had a "thing" with, but they went to prom blah blah blah. but THAT was an awkward next day at school lol

lmfao...shit had me dyin for like 10 minutes
July 10, 2009 @ 04:45 AM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

i was high and went into a BK and ask for a bigmac.

farting during silent reading in 8th grade. lol i found it funny though i even turned around and said sorry to the person behind me.

i was having a serious debate in socials class and had one of those auto burps come out when i was was about to debate. you know, the ones that are really loud and fast and have no warning and just rush out as soon as you open your mouth? yeah. and apparently it smelled like a mc chicken

stayed over at my buddies place. walked into the computer room to catch his pops watching porn. he didnt notice us and we back off fast and quiet.

latest one. some old dude taking a piss at the bushes while calling out to me and my girl and staring at us and laughing
July 10, 2009 @ 05:15 AM
DaveGold

Post: 863

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Hawthorne, Californi...

My homie (let's call him Jim) had his homie (let's call him Bob) sleep over his house. Bob slept over Jim's house because he had ran away from home and he was a close friend of Jim's family, so when asked if he could sleep over, they agreed. So Bob slept on Jim's bed while Jim slept on the ground just to be courteous since they were close friends and because Jim is a fairly kind person. Somehow Bob rolled off the bed. Nothing wrong with that right? But then, Bob starts spooning with Jim but Jim isn't aware of it since he's "a deep sleeper". Jim's mom walks in and Bob wakes up. His mom just looks at him and Bob says "It's not what it looks like!" and Jim acts like he's asleep to avoid the akwardness that ensued. Jim's mom just started backing up and closed the door. Ever since that day, Jim's parents never looked at him the same.

www.ProbablyNotGold.com

July 10, 2009 @ 05:21 AM
yungm

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Bay Area

^lmfao.
July 10, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

Inactive

My homie (let's call him Jim) had his homie (let's call him Bob) sleep over his house. Bob slept over Jim's house because he had ran away from home and he was a close friend of Jim's family, so when asked if he could sleep over, they agreed. So Bob slept on Jim's bed while Jim slept on the ground just to be courteous since they were close friends and because Jim is a fairly kind person. Somehow Bob rolled off the bed. Nothing wrong with that right? But then, Bob starts spooning with Jim but Jim isn't aware of it since he's "a deep sleeper". Jim's mom walks in and Bob wakes up. His mom just looks at him and Bob says "It's not what it looks like!" and Jim acts like he's asleep to avoid the akwardness that ensued. Jim's mom just started backing up and closed the door. Ever since that day, Jim's parents never looked at him the same.


that fucking sucks! LMAO
July 10, 2009 @ 05:03 PM
yungm

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Bay Area

^yeah i was like WOA!!
July 10, 2009 @ 06:07 PM
Squirt

Post: 159

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: UK

when i was like 10, my cub scout group went to a mosque. and the man asked for a silence and i farted.
a bit awkward
July 11, 2009 @ 04:42 PM
R.

Post: 2371

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Vancouver

lol shit, long time ago I like this chick and I kept creeping on her page on this gay social networking site shit (Nexopiaconfused and you could pay monthly to see who looks at ur profile and I had no idea she had it and one day she finally messsages me saying why im creepin n sshit so I played it cool n told u sexy n shit and now I sit beside her in my math class lol... sigh
July 11, 2009 @ 04:45 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5501

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

^ Thought I was the only one that did that. Good to know that I'm not alone on that. cool
July 11, 2009 @ 04:56 PM
Vancouver

Post: 1688

Join Date: Jan 2008

^weerd.
July 11, 2009 @ 05:42 PM
TwiggyDig

Post: 2416

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bronx, New York / Lo...

When i was about 12 i was in Capri on vacation at a small hotel that's rooms didn't lock unless you locked them when you left.

I had to take a shit like crazy on the way back to the hotel at about 11 PM. so while my parents are in the lobby i take the room key and book it up the stairs b/c they didn't have an elevator. For some reason, instead of going to our room, i accidentally opened the room with the number of my home adress because i was just rushing and i slipped up.

I proceeded to open the door that wasn't locked and there standing was a naked full grown man who looked at me and screamed "FUUUCKKKKKK". It scared the living shit outta me. Behind him lying on the bed was the hottest italian chick you'd ever see just naked there. I though, was scared shitless i booked it jumping down the flights of stairs. i didn't even have to take a shit anymore.

I was scared of seeing him for the rest of the trip it was awkward as fuck.
July 11, 2009 @ 06:00 PM
Beaner

Post: 628

Join Date: Mar 2009

When i was about 12 i was in Capri on vacation at a small hotel that's rooms didn't lock unless you locked them when you left.

I had to take a shit like crazy on the way back to the hotel at about 11 PM. so while my parents are in the lobby i take the room key and book it up the stairs b/c they didn't have an elevator. For some reason, instead of going to our room, i accidentally opened the room with the number of my home adress because i was just rushing and i slipped up.

I proceeded to open the door that wasn't locked and there standing was a naked full grown man who looked at me and screamed "FUUUCKKKKKK". It scared the living shit outta me. Behind him lying on the bed was the hottest italian chick you'd ever see just naked there. I though, was scared shitless i booked it jumping down the flights of stairs. i didn't even have to take a shit anymore.

I was scared of seeing him for the rest of the trip it was awkward as fuck.


Might have been a hooker, and he thought it was the cops..or his wife lol..
July 11, 2009 @ 06:01 PM
SAMURAIFLY

Post: 164

Join Date: Jul 2009

When a condom commercial comes on when you are watching tv with your sister
July 11, 2009 @ 07:44 PM
SABR2TH_ZOMBIE

Post: 14

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Memphis/Nashville, T...

Been through a ton, but the funniest was when I was first dating my girlfriend and it was one of the first times I was going to her house and I had to shit mad hard.
You know those shits that you run to the bathroom and don't even bother to pay attention to anything, you're mind is just set on getting to that toilet?
When she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom, opened the door and got halfway in and realized her dad is sitting there taking a shit and reading the newspaper, just staring at me in shock.
July 11, 2009 @ 08:04 PM
soap

Post: 2151

Join Date: Aug 2006

Been through a ton, but the funniest was when I was first dating my girlfriend and it was one of the first times I was going to her house and I had to shit mad hard.
You know those shits that you run to the bathroom and don't even bother to pay attention to anything, you're mind is just set on getting to that toilet?
When she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom, opened the door and got halfway in and realized her dad is sitting there taking a shit and reading the newspaper, just staring at me in shock.


lol mad lulzzz on that one
July 11, 2009 @ 11:14 PM

Inactive

LOL. . .you guys sure have fucked up times.
July 11, 2009 @ 11:14 PM

Inactive

When a condom commercial comes on when you are watching tv with your sister


oh yup! or the sex scene in movies. . .hella akward.
July 11, 2009 @ 11:46 PM
ice grillz

Post: 4087

Join Date: Apr 2006

working out with a buddy and his friend.

was holding down this kid's feet while he was doing curl ups while my friend was hitting him on the abs with a medicine ball then suddenly after about 20 curl ups, this kid had a boner...

TOP $$$ FOR - SUPREME ROSARY TEE/CREWNECK SIZE MED.

July 11, 2009 @ 11:55 PM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

lol, these are hilarious. well, in the theater around here, theres this upstairs restroom that no one knows about, so i thought that would be the perfect place to take a dump, so i walk in and saw this dude getting head. i was like suprised and just walked out and did my dump in the down stairs restroom. lol, i saw him walking out of the movie and he just grinned at me.

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