Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

weekend i turned 18 me and my buddies hit up a strip joint. Now i was still somewhat whipped by my girlfriend at the time and i kinda of sat near the back while my friends were at the stage with their faces two inches away from multiple labias. Now i'm at the back drunk and nursing a corona and a chick from my english class comes out of no where and says hi and the usual shit. Now she was dressed extra skankier than her usual attire i've seen her wear at school. So i asked her if she worked there and she said yes then plopped herself on my lap and started grinding the shit of me. Now i sat there awkward as fuck, kinda slumped back with a stupid look on my face pretending not to enjoy it. (she was good). Then she blatantly made it clear she wasn't wearing any underwear. So i'm sitting in the back of some dirty strip club getting my shit dry-buffed by one of the sluttiest girls in my school and all i can say is "are you going to be in class on monday?".

uhhh
my friends and i were stoned in the car
and some shit that wasn't supposed to be said was said and yeah

well this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time

just saying "deng fool that's gay!" when there's gay people around me.

One time I walked in on my dorm mate jacking off to a video of a dog fucking a chick. I just froze and slowly backed out of the room as we stared at each other. I transferred rooms the next week.

dang this could be good...
anyway:

-called my 2nd grade teacher "mom" when lots of people were surrounding her, but no one heard i think...

-my friend can sometimes be a complete asshole and tends to crack racist jokes at the worst times (i.e. when were sitting in a resteraunt, he'll say something in an asian accent, and there will be asians in the booth behind us. or better yet, he'll say a black joke and there will be black people in the booth NEXT to us. awkwardness all over)

-i'll pop a boner like everyone else once in a while in class, right when the damn class gets out, so i'll look awkward as hell when im trying to flip that mothereffer into my waistband, it probably looks like an interpretive dance

-i was in a bathroom once at a urinal stall, and i thought i was the only one. i let out a huge ass fart, then someone coughed in the stall lol

-gettin a boner from my date at prom from the grindage, only to have the dj play a slow song right after, so im facing her with my cock givin her the eye

thats all i got for now, but ill definitely think of more

EDIT: last year i made out with some girl my friend "kind of" had a "thing" with, but they went to prom blah blah blah. but THAT was an awkward next day at school lol

My homie (let's call him Jim) had his homie (let's call him Bob) sleep over his house. Bob slept over Jim's house because he had ran away from home and he was a close friend of Jim's family, so when asked if he could sleep over, they agreed. So Bob slept on Jim's bed while Jim slept on the ground just to be courteous since they were close friends and because Jim is a fairly kind person. Somehow Bob rolled off the bed. Nothing wrong with that right? But then, Bob starts spooning with Jim but Jim isn't aware of it since he's "a deep sleeper". Jim's mom walks in and Bob wakes up. His mom just looks at him and Bob says "It's not what it looks like!" and Jim acts like he's asleep to avoid the akwardness that ensued. Jim's mom just started backing up and closed the door. Ever since that day, Jim's parents never looked at him the same.

When i was about 12 i was in Capri on vacation at a small hotel that's rooms didn't lock unless you locked them when you left.

I had to take a shit like crazy on the way back to the hotel at about 11 PM. so while my parents are in the lobby i take the room key and book it up the stairs b/c they didn't have an elevator. For some reason, instead of going to our room, i accidentally opened the room with the number of my home adress because i was just rushing and i slipped up.

I proceeded to open the door that wasn't locked and there standing was a naked full grown man who looked at me and screamed "FUUUCKKKKKK". It scared the living shit outta me. Behind him lying on the bed was the hottest italian chick you'd ever see just naked there. I though, was scared shitless i booked it jumping down the flights of stairs. i didn't even have to take a shit anymore.

I was scared of seeing him for the rest of the trip it was awkward as fuck.

Been through a ton, but the funniest was when I was first dating my girlfriend and it was one of the first times I was going to her house and I had to shit mad hard.
You know those shits that you run to the bathroom and don't even bother to pay attention to anything, you're mind is just set on getting to that toilet?
When she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom, opened the door and got halfway in and realized her dad is sitting there taking a shit and reading the newspaper, just staring at me in shock.

When a condom commercial comes on when you are watching tv with your sister