Weekend I turned 18 me and my buddies hit up a strip joint. Now I was still somewhat whipped by my girlfriend at the time and I kinda of sat near the back while my friends were at the stage with their faces two inches away from multiple labias. Now i'm at the back drunk and nursing a Corona and a chick from my english class comes out of no where and says hi and the usual shit. Now she was dressed extra skankier than her usual attire i've seen her wear at school. So I asked her if she worked there and she said yes then plopped herself on my lap and started grinding the shit of me. Now I sat there awkward as fuck, kinda slumped back with a stupid look on my face pretending not to enjoy it. (she was good). Then she blatantly made it clear she wasn't wearing any underwear. So i'm sitting in the back of some dirty strip club getting my shit dry-buffed by one of the sluttiest girls in my school and all I can say is "Are you going to be in class on Monday?".