Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jul 19, 2010 @ 05:18
Really? That wasn't awkward at all.
Jul 19, 2010 @ 06:28
Couple years ago I was at a park and my brother and I were riding on some bikes we borrowed from our dads friend. I hadn't ridden a bike for years so I'm happy as fuck riding everywhere and weaving in and out of paths. I decide wanna look cool in front of some chicks and smash on the brakes and skid. Me being an idiot and not really knowing about bikes, I smash on both of the levers. Bike flips, I eat shit, and manage to snap off a reflector. Of course, everyone sees and they're trying to get up to help. So I just get up like nothing happened and dip out.

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Jul 19, 2010 @ 10:03
When I was in school, I had a scientific trip together with other pupils from germany at the coast. I had an hotel room with 2 other guys and took a shower without knowing that the locking mechanism of the bath room's door wasn't working properly. So I did shower and one of both guys went in and opened the bath room's door when I was about to get a towel and just stared at me for some seconds until I finally shut the door.

Since this time, I always double check the door whether it's locked or not before I go to take a shower. Fucking traumatic moments -.-"
Jul 19, 2010 @ 11:14
3 or 4 years ago during winter time, my friends and i went to the hills where lots of ppl come to go sledding and shit. so my friend decides to make a ramp out of the snow and each of us would take turns tryna get some air. so these 4 bitches come thru (dnt remember if they were hot or not) and just watches us sledding on the ramp. so i was 2nd in line and my friend obv wanted to show off so he fucking sprinted down to get more hang time. i see them bitches looking, smiling and whispering and shit so i got nervous. but im just like fuck it and i sprinted down the hill. i dropped my board too early and i just dead stopped in front of the ramp and faceplanted. my friends were like OOO! and i hear them bitches laughing smh shit was embarrassing and awkward just getting my board and walking up the hill as if nothin major happened lols

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Jul 20, 2010 @ 01:20
Jul 20, 2010 @ 02:40
One day in grade 4(or 3 cant remember) me and a group of 3 homies were building a castle out of cardboard for our medieval unit in history or some shit. so one of them starts going on about how awesome it would be if we were all knights, which leads to us swinging our arms around like swords at each other. For some odd reason i decided to close my eyes while swinging and i grabbed a hold of what i thought was my friends chin. he was a pretty fat dude. so im holding his chin with my right hand and swinging my left like a sword and i hear "ooppps!" for some reason it didnt register in my brain that it was clearly not his voice, so i swig my left hand around to what i believed was the back of my friends head and open my eyes....to see i was holding my teachers vag (thought it was a fat chin lol) with my right hand and her waist/ass with my left. she just stared at me for a good 10 secs after i let go and said nothing. my group just stood there waiting for her to go off on me but she just calmly left to go back to her desk. for the rest of the day i stared at my desk and talked to no one. rest of the year was pretty awkward...good thing it happened towards the end though tongueface
Jul 20, 2010 @ 03:08
hahaha what, you have to be making that up. hahahahahaha.
Jul 20, 2010 @ 03:13
when I was younger

-jerked off
-threw tissues full of cum in the trash can without a lid
-ants crawled all over the crumbled tissues and trash can the next day
-mom wondering why the fuck...???
-blamed it on little baby bro
Jul 20, 2010 @ 04:04
^ for some reason, i envisioned that entire scene on a beach cuz you said "building a castle" haha...
Jul 20, 2010 @ 04:15
just saying "deng fool that's gay!" when there's gay people around me.

lol
Jul 20, 2010 @ 10:36
hahaha what, you have to be making that up. hahahahahaha.


lol im dead serious, i got made fun of for a week tongueface

^ for some reason, i envisioned that entire scene on a beach cuz you said "building a castle" haha...



ahah
Jul 20, 2010 @ 13:15
lul you grabbed the teacher's vag...lmfao
Jul 20, 2010 @ 13:46
was she cute?
Jul 20, 2010 @ 14:18
This shit isnt akward but its embarrasing and i just figured ill tell it here. This happened today. Im in key west florida right now and im cruising around on a moped. Im on duval st which is the most packed and buisiest st in key west. So im fallowing my cousin and he makes a turn,he is a little ahead of me, and right after the turn is a parking space for mopeds. So he parks after he makes the turn, and when i turn i gun it thinking we are going forward and i seen him parked so i squeeze the breaks,skid, and then the scooter falls, my brand new sperrys im wearing for the first time gets caught undernieth the moped. The moped goes sliding with my shoe undernieth as i jump off.Finally it hits the curb, Everyone is standing watching,i hear "is he okay?" and i hear laughs everywhere. So my cuz is laughing hystericly,i pick the moped up. Gas is all over the place, my shoe is covered with gas, so i just leave it,hop on the bike and peace out with 1 shoe on in pure embarrasment as everyone is standing watching me drive away. FML.LMAOOO. and the moped is a rental and it got all fucked up.
Jul 20, 2010 @ 15:34
your girlfriend and your ex girlfriend becoming twitter friends and direct messaging eachother
Jul 20, 2010 @ 17:52
Was eating with my friend at a viet sandwich joint in Chinatown. My boss that supposedly went on "vacation" walks into the joint, sits next to us as we're finishing and nodding off while smiling. Shit was so awkward. . . .
Jul 20, 2010 @ 19:55
just read through all 37 pages of this. that's how funny this shit is.
Jul 21, 2010 @ 01:53
lol just rememebered this shit.

so i was around 10-12 and i had gotten one of those shock prank things that goes on around ur finger and onto your palm (u know the ones that don't even shock but make some wack ass noise)and my family and I headed to church... well i brought it with and wound it up. so about every10 minutes or so i accidently hit the button that makes it go off.(can't rememeber if i did it on purpose) and out came the "BUZZZZZ" sounded and everyone was always looking around like "yo wtf." and i could see my parents giving me the look of death. the icing on the cake was when, at the end of mass, the priest said "if anyone knows a electrician, it would be much appreciated so we can fix the buzzing noise" lolol my face was red as fuck
Jul 21, 2010 @ 02:45
lol just rememebered this shit.

so i was around 10-12 and i had gotten one of those shock prank things that goes on around ur finger and onto your palm (u know the ones that don't even shock but make some wack ass noise)and my family and I headed to church... well i brought it with and wound it up. so about every10 minutes or so i accidently hit the button that makes it go off.(can't rememeber if i did it on purpose) and out came the "BUZZZZZ" sounded and everyone was always looking around like "yo wtf." and i could see my parents giving me the look of death. the icing on the cake was when, at the end of mass, the priest said "if anyone knows a electrician, it would be much appreciated so we can fix the buzzing noise" lolol my face was red as fuck


lmao poor priest
Jul 21, 2010 @ 03:10
lol just rememebered this shit.

so i was around 10-12 and i had gotten one of those shock prank things that goes on around ur finger and onto your palm (u know the ones that don't even shock but make some wack ass noise)and my family and I headed to church... well i brought it with and wound it up. so about every10 minutes or so i accidently hit the button that makes it go off.(can't rememeber if i did it on purpose) and out came the "BUZZZZZ" sounded and everyone was always looking around like "yo wtf." and i could see my parents giving me the look of death. the icing on the cake was when, at the end of mass, the priest said "if anyone knows a electrician, it would be much appreciated so we can fix the buzzing noise" lolol my face was red as fuck


haha effin dope priest.
Aug 06, 2010 @ 01:41
bumppp


This is not mine read it on grasscity but its funny as hell.

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Ok so last night my now EX-gf calls me up and i tell her to head on over to my place to chill. I load up the bong as usual before she arrives, but since her birthday was going to be TODAY, i decided on a little surprise.

i thought, at the time i was being so fuckin, like witty or something. Anyway i did the deed, cut a hole under a shoe box and stuck my junk in it, so it just looks like a box on my lap and i didnt have a bow but i stapled some streamers on top.

so she arrives and im like i got u a present, she doesnt know what it is i was mad surprised but anyway im like well open after a couple of bong rips shes like OK, probably thought they were shoes or something.

so were blazing and chit chatting, but as im getting higher i start to wonder if this is a good idea and like second guess myself, she finally goes ok ok, whats in the box tell me, and she puts her hands on the box like she cant wait and that gets me rock hard and im just like uuhh.... well

so i open the lid with a sheepish grin and i feel so fuckin dumb, and shes just staring at my dick with a look of shock, just utter shock, like shes frozen solid and starts shaking her head, and i knew i fucked up.

THEn the bitch starts ranting and raving about how i dont pay enough attention (wtf?) and how this is so scummy to do. she gets up and leaves, doesnt answer my calls or texts, and im still here typing with this fucking box on my dick. Fuck my life
Aug 06, 2010 @ 02:14
lol gold.
Aug 06, 2010 @ 12:53
ahah shits so fucked up because it's not like he gave her another gift or anything. All he got her for her birthday was his dick in a box lmaoooo.
Aug 06, 2010 @ 15:07
so last week my girl and i was knockin boots so i was doggy styling her then next thing you know her mom just walks into the room "hey guys are you guys still using the... oh my gooooddd" and i got hella spooked and jumped up the sheets while my girl is laughin in the same position and then her mom says "seriously guys, you guys usuing the laptop" hella embarrassing and it was 4:30 a.m.
Aug 06, 2010 @ 21:21
bumppp


This is not mine read it on grasscity but its funny as hell.

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Ok so last night my now EX-gf calls me up and i tell her to head on over to my place to chill. I load up the bong as usual before she arrives, but since her birthday was going to be TODAY, i decided on a little surprise.

i thought, at the time i was being so fuckin, like witty or something. Anyway i did the deed, cut a hole under a shoe box and stuck my junk in it, so it just looks like a box on my lap and i didnt have a bow but i stapled some streamers on top.

so she arrives and im like i got u a present, she doesnt know what it is i was mad surprised but anyway im like well open after a couple of bong rips shes like OK, probably thought they were shoes or something.

so were blazing and chit chatting, but as im getting higher i start to wonder if this is a good idea and like second guess myself, she finally goes ok ok, whats in the box tell me, and she puts her hands on the box like she cant wait and that gets me rock hard and im just like uuhh.... well

so i open the lid with a sheepish grin and i feel so fuckin dumb, and shes just staring at my dick with a look of shock, just utter shock, like shes frozen solid and starts shaking her head, and i knew i fucked up.

THEn the bitch starts ranting and raving about how i dont pay enough attention (wtf?) and how this is so scummy to do. she gets up and leaves, doesnt answer my calls or texts, and im still here typing with this fucking box on my dick. Fuck my life


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto
Aug 10, 2010 @ 12:25
This thread can't die.
Aug 10, 2010 @ 23:38
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Aug 19, 2010 @ 02:27
not mine but i died

Aug 19, 2010 @ 02:41
not mine but i died



i fucking died
Aug 19, 2010 @ 02:56
*dead*
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