Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

in 3rd grade our teacher brought her daughter in for a couple hours and she was like 2 i think. anyway as she was walking behind our teacher in front of the class while we were doin work, she pulls her pants down. her daughter was walking around with her ass out for a good minute or so before her mom/our teacher realized it.

that same year, we had this kid who moved from the philippines that year and he was an odd character. one time the teacher asked him to do an assignment on the board, so he goes up there and struggles for three minutes or so on the problem, then someone giggles, then a couple other people do just because of how angry he was at not being able to figure out the problem. then out of pure frustration, he started raging and picked up a chair and shook it over his head while he let out something that sounded like a war cry. then he got sent to the principals office lmao

So in kindergarten I watched this one show on PBS called Zaboomafoo or some shit. This show was about animals and nature and one of the hosts was a fucking talking lemur. the little fucker would hop outta the jungle into this house and spin around saying, "ZABOOMAFOO!", then we was able to converse with the humans and audience, and commenced acting like a human. Anyways since this fucker spun around I was waiting in line to get out of class and beside me on the table was a lazy Susan (a fine spinning apparatus used to store random shit), and upon this fine piece of technology was where all the class crayons and markers were stored. Me being a border-line-retarded 6 year old did not have this hazard register in my mind. So, I commenced to spin the lazy susan with a force that could only be compared to an explosive diarhea of the hand, as i yelled out "ZABOOMAFOO!!!!", this caused all the writing stationary to fly EVERYWHERE. "EGADS!", I thought to myself. We had a substitute teacher that day and he just gave this "god damn kid, are you afflicted with the down sydrome?" look and just said "you better clean that up", and he walked off as i sulked in my embarrassment.

just saying "deng fool that's gay!" when there's gay people around me.

hahaha what, you have to be making that up. hahahahahaha.

^ for some reason, i envisioned that entire scene on a beach cuz you said "building a castle" haha...

lol just rememebered this shit.

so i was around 10-12 and i had gotten one of those shock prank things that goes on around ur finger and onto your palm (u know the ones that don't even shock but make some wack ass noise)and my family and I headed to church... well i brought it with and wound it up. so about every10 minutes or so i accidently hit the button that makes it go off.(can't rememeber if i did it on purpose) and out came the "BUZZZZZ" sounded and everyone was always looking around like "yo wtf." and i could see my parents giving me the look of death. the icing on the cake was when, at the end of mass, the priest said "if anyone knows a electrician, it would be much appreciated so we can fix the buzzing noise" lolol my face was red as fuck

lol just rememebered this shit.

so i was around 10-12 and i had gotten one of those shock prank things that goes on around ur finger and onto your palm (u know the ones that don't even shock but make some wack ass noise)and my family and I headed to church... well i brought it with and wound it up. so about every10 minutes or so i accidently hit the button that makes it go off.(can't rememeber if i did it on purpose) and out came the "BUZZZZZ" sounded and everyone was always looking around like "yo wtf." and i could see my parents giving me the look of death. the icing on the cake was when, at the end of mass, the priest said "if anyone knows a electrician, it would be much appreciated so we can fix the buzzing noise" lolol my face was red as fuck

bumppp


This is not mine read it on grasscity but its funny as hell.

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Ok so last night my now EX-gf calls me up and i tell her to head on over to my place to chill. I load up the bong as usual before she arrives, but since her birthday was going to be TODAY, i decided on a little surprise.

i thought, at the time i was being so fuckin, like witty or something. Anyway i did the deed, cut a hole under a shoe box and stuck my junk in it, so it just looks like a box on my lap and i didnt have a bow but i stapled some streamers on top.

so she arrives and im like i got u a present, she doesnt know what it is i was mad surprised but anyway im like well open after a couple of bong rips shes like OK, probably thought they were shoes or something.

so were blazing and chit chatting, but as im getting higher i start to wonder if this is a good idea and like second guess myself, she finally goes ok ok, whats in the box tell me, and she puts her hands on the box like she cant wait and that gets me rock hard and im just like uuhh.... well

so i open the lid with a sheepish grin and i feel so fuckin dumb, and shes just staring at my dick with a look of shock, just utter shock, like shes frozen solid and starts shaking her head, and i knew i fucked up.

THEn the bitch starts ranting and raving about how i dont pay enough attention (wtf and how this is so scummy to do. she gets up and leaves, doesnt answer my calls or texts, and im still here typing with this fucking box on my dick. Fuck my life