so im at my homies house waiting for him to get ready so we can leave. i just met his mom for the first time and we are talking. this ✖✖✖✖✖ is taking all day for some reason so i take my jacket off and out pops a swisher sweet (im 17 and he is 16) she goes to reach for it and i throw my jacket over it as shes bending down to get it. now we are both jus looking at the coat and i proceed to pick up my jacket n put the swisher back into my pocket like nothing happened.
2nd grade. While my teacher is writing on the board, I make guns outta my fingers and pretend to shoot her. Someone tells on me and I get detention.
^LOL. I have a story similar to that.
One time me and my mom and brother went to go get ihop for breakfast, then we were about to pull out of the driveway. Anyway there was a cop giving a ticket so as we were about to pass him, I took out an imaginary shot gun and was blaasting him. i was going CHH CHH BOOM CHH CHH BOOM. he turns around and im like in my head, ALRIGHT MOM BLAST OFF. but we can't turn out beacuse of traffic. We just stare at each other for like 20 seconds.
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In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.
^LOL. I have a story similar to that.
One time me and my mom and brother went to go get ihop for breakfast, then we were about to pull out of the driveway. Anyway there was a cop giving a ticket so as we were about to pass him, I took out an imaginary shot gun and was blaasting him. i was going CHH CHH BOOM CHH CHH BOOM. he turns around and im like in my head, ALRIGHT MOM BLAST OFF. but we can't turn out beacuse of traffic. We just stare at each other for like 20 seconds.
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.
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In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.
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and elijah, who gets fingered for a whole hour?
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.
