Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jul 16, 2010 @ 08:54
^LOL. I have a story similar to that.

One time me and my mom and brother went to go get ihop for breakfast, then we were about to pull out of the driveway. Anyway there was a cop giving a ticket so as we were about to pass him, I took out an imaginary shot gun and was blaasting him. i was going CHH CHH BOOM CHH CHH BOOM. he turns around and im like in my head, ALRIGHT MOM BLAST OFF. but we can't turn out beacuse of traffic. We just stare at each other for like 20 seconds.


lmao smokeyface
Jul 16, 2010 @ 09:36
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.

Inactive User

Jul 16, 2010 @ 09:53
Originally posted by Inactive User
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.


Lolque?
Jul 16, 2010 @ 10:14
Originally posted by Inactive User
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.


lmao!!! this has to be fake...but i laughed profusely
Jul 16, 2010 @ 11:25
nvm. i realized the ending wasn't funny or awkward that much.
Jul 16, 2010 @ 12:07
Originally posted by Inactive User
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.


lmao
Jul 16, 2010 @ 13:44
^LOL. I have a story similar to that.

One time me and my mom and brother went to go get ihop for breakfast, then we were about to pull out of the driveway. Anyway there was a cop giving a ticket so as we were about to pass him, I took out an imaginary shot gun and was blaasting him. i was going CHH CHH BOOM CHH CHH BOOM. he turns around and im like in my head, ALRIGHT MOM BLAST OFF. but we can't turn out beacuse of traffic. We just stare at each other for like 20 seconds.


buahhahaa

and elijah, who gets fingered for a whole hour?
Jul 16, 2010 @ 13:51
someone horny/with no refractory period?
Jul 16, 2010 @ 14:20
Surely the bit where there's just 4 dudes watching the guy and girl in semi-silence is the awkward moment?

Especially for an hour lols
Jul 16, 2010 @ 16:11
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.
Jul 16, 2010 @ 16:20
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.


lmfaooo damnnnn ur friend got u lol straight violation

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Jul 16, 2010 @ 17:31
Originally posted by Inactive User
In 8th I was at my freinds house sleeping over with one other ✖✖✖✖✖ that I didnt know to well so at 2 a.m we decide to sneak out and meet up with my other 2 ✖✖✖✖✖s , so 5 people just walking nowhere pass curfew so one of my nigs decided we should go to his ex house so we go and she lets us into her basement door so were all just sitting there not tryna get caught with parent upstairs and out of knowhere someone says lets play truth or dare , i say im good so im watching everyone play and someones say I dare you ,(not me, friend and his ex) to finger her. he says okay. So 5 people all 13-14 watching my friend fingering his ex for about an hour.. out of nowhere while shes getting fingered the girl says to me .. " your so cute" I say oh thank you and proceed to look away knowing damn well I want to look smh. very very akward when she said that.


plz tell me you lil nigguhs arent this dumb
Jul 16, 2010 @ 17:41
SimpaSB i fucking love you.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 01:40
buahhahaa

and elijah, who gets fingered for a whole hour?


girls house we were at , my ✖✖✖✖✖s ex gf.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 02:12
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.


shit had me dying hahahaha
Jul 17, 2010 @ 13:26
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.


LOL, wtf
Jul 17, 2010 @ 16:40
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.


'oh jeeze' LOL
Jul 17, 2010 @ 16:52
HOLY FUUUCK *wipes away tears* these past 2 pages have been fucking epic!!
Jul 17, 2010 @ 17:45
lol you should have just put it back in yourself smokeyface
Jul 17, 2010 @ 17:47
Back in elementary, when we had assemblies for remembrance day in canada, we would usually have the trumpet play some song and then there would be a moment of silence. the auditorium was built so that sound could project well within the walls and minimal sound could escape. The guy sitting beside me farted the longest fart i ever heard, and the sound filled the whole gym.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 17:52
lul. in kindergarten, there were some fucking robin eggs (like a real robin's blue eggs in a nest) in the area where we were doing the pledge of allegiance (it was a small, private school so everyone from every class met together). during the pledge, i fucking accidentally hit them off the table and they all broke on the ground. my teacher, ms. flood, got so pissed at me and made me clean that shit up in front of EVERYONE even though im a little ass kindergarten kid and it was an accident.

dat awkward =(
Jul 17, 2010 @ 18:00
kindergarten lyfestyle might not make it
Jul 17, 2010 @ 18:03
i think she had it out for me because i cried a shitload upon first entering that school. she hated me from then on.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 18:09
another one:

in middle school, we were having one of those assemblies where 1) its a magazine sale, and 2) this is where they show you what prizes you get for every "level" of magazine selling. everyone was cheering and shit for the prizes, but i was like yelling "THOSE PRICES SUCK YOURE GAY!" and mad hateful shit. one of the counselors off to the side noticed, and told me to come with him. i got lectured in his office, then thrown out.

friends asked why i got kicked out, and then i just said i was too loud.

dat coverup.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 18:11
i went to my cousins house in cali for the summer and i borrowed his bike to bike to the park. so there were enough people there and i brought my basketball to play. so i was riding down this hill and the ball falls and iunno what possessed me but i thought i should roll over it maybe it would look cool. so i did the deed and fall flat on my fuckin face. bitches were laughing grown ass people were laughing...i was crying. one of the worst things.
when i was in 11th grade me and my boy were chillin in the back of our accounting class during break. we were playing the embarassing game were we would yell out some embarassing shit and everybody would laugh, around us. so i say "yo remember that time you whipped out yo dick at burger king and the person cleaning up booked you and she started laughing" just random shit like that, i thought i got him good and everyone was laughing. so he's like okay man you wanna play like that...im like word lets go...he's like okay gets out of his seat and goes to the front of the class i'm like wtf then he turns around looks at some filipino girl straight from manila and he was like "man....she's not that ugly you asshole" she turns around looks at me and runs out the class. throughout the day her friends were mean muggin and shit and i was even confronted by one saying i was on some disrespectful shit and i should apologize. everytime i see her in the halls its awkward as fuck.
when i was little like 7 or 8 i was horny as fuck for some reason. so i was going on an underground train (ttc) and there's the thick asian lady and she was hot too, and like in her 30; mature. it was mad crowded so i humped her leg thinking that she was being pushed, then she looks down all wierd. and i was like oh jeeze...and didnt make eye contact with her the whole ride, sitting next to my moms.

lmao that killed me. i remeber we used to do that in class
Jul 17, 2010 @ 18:15
another one:

so in my middle school, we had uniforms. some days, it was casual day so you could wear whatever. well around that time, it was the dickies phase, so everyones had dickies fucking pants or shorts. now, i got some dickies finally, and they were SILVER. SILVER MOTHERFUCKIN dickies. no one had those.

i wore em to school all slick like hey im cool. went to my friends group. no reaction from them yet...conversation goes, i engage in some trash talk, and my friend saids back "you look like you have old people pants!" i was crushed. never wore em again.
Jul 17, 2010 @ 19:03
in kindergarten: my friend and i were engaged in conversation while the teacher was explaining how to cut out pieces of paper and make animal faces (or some other bullshit assignment you do in kindergarten), so we all had our boxes on our tables which contained our scissors, glue, etc. anyway she told us to stop talking. we did. then we started talking again like 2 minutes later.

out of fucking nowhere, she walks over to our table, screams at the top of her lungs "i told you to stop talking!!", and slaps the living shit out of his box which flew and hit her desk and it opened up and all his supplies went flying. then she just walked back to her position in the front of the class like nothing happened and nobody said anything for like an hour lmao

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Jul 17, 2010 @ 19:22
^ lmfao crazy bitch

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Jul 17, 2010 @ 19:26
And how would you be able to recall memories from kindergarten this vividly? I call shenanigans
Jul 17, 2010 @ 19:30
cause that shit stuck in my head forever. some things you just remember like that, this was one of those times. in retrospect probably one of the most absurd/funny things ive seen in school

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