Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:10
Bubbs, how does doing shit like make you feel?
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:14
damn why do white ppl like u exist, its like theres something in white ppl culture that makes such a high ratio of douchebags


wooord cuz im not even white so if you find out let me know kay
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:17
i don't understand which part of that was racist.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:17
you guys sound like faggots


lol real talk
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:18
Mexicans are like cockroaches in San Diego so my bets on that.

Story sucked too btw...
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:25
mad funny
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:44



Im really bad at telling stories so this might not seem as funny as it actually was


i agree.

so... back in high school me and my friends were just relaxing at their house and i suddenly had the urge to drop a deuce so i left (only live accross the street) after i handled my business i came back to find that my two friends are sitting on the couch watching porn in the living room together one is eating a hot link and the two other were comparing pubes... I walk in and i'm all "what the fuck is going on" and it was like literally a minute of silence with moans and groans from the tv and everyone just looking at one another... then i just left... talk about homo-ishly awkward
Jul 15, 2010 @ 14:51
wooord cuz im not even white so if you find out let me know kay


lol if u aint white that story makes me less mad for some reason, lol...
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:17
i agree.

so... back in high school me and my friends were just relaxing at their house and i suddenly had the urge to drop a deuce so i left (only live accross the street) after i handled my business i came back to find that my two friends are sitting on the couch watching porn in the living room together one is eating a hot link and the two other were comparing pubes... I walk in and i'm all "what the fuck is going on" and it was like literally a minute of silence with moans and groans from the tv and everyone just looking at one another... then i just left... talk about homo-ishly awkward


lolwat

you still hang out with these guys?

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Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:31
Fuck i got hella stories but cant think of any... DEF getting boners before class, and before you gotta get up to get luggage in the airplane after your nap and your dicks gunna be busted in someones face tryna get your luggage over their head. happened to me yesterday.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:34
lolwat

you still hang out with these guys?


no.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:36
alright im cool with like alot of dudes at my school (not homie status) so i gets alot of nude pics from their ex's. anyways most of them happen to be friends with me so iono its just awkard as fuck. (18+ for the record)
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:39
wacking off stories:
1:
alright one time im jacking off in my room and i hear my dad stomping in so i close everything hella quick and rush to the door. he sees me pull up my pants hella quick. everythings safe i guess. so he tells me someones calling me (before i had a cell) and just throws the fuckign phone on my hands, and our hands meet. Little did i know my hands still had skeet and it gets on his hand. i sit down and talk and at the corner of my eye i see him smell his hand and jump back. i dont look at him and we stand there awkardly for 5 min because of the phone call (forgot what it was, i think 24fitness, something that required him to be there). yeah then he left and wasnt in the house, no idea where he went for the rest of the day.

2:
another time, my first time or second time jacking off i was going at it to a strip video. then it was coming up and taking forever then it just blew. shit went on the ceiling and splat everywhere... i didnt know what the fuck to think, it was overwhelmingly pleasurable as the first source of feeling good i can ever control (didnt do drugs or nothing at that time) or to think i was screwed coz all this shit is on the chair, floor, grandmas clothes, cieling, tv. i clean it all up, but then later my grandma is seen cleaning the floor... and i forgot to clean the cieling yet its spotless. wat.

3:
another time im wacking off as im dead in gta4 in a online match on my comp, and i skeet and it flies and i go "wow another cieling bullshit" (this was about a couple months later) anyways i cant find where the fucking skeet is i looked everywhere. this is back when i had long hair. so i walked around the house doing my shit and then i go to take a shower later and the skeet was fucking on the right side of my hair....... fuck dud
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:41
another time, my first time or second time jacking off i was going at it to a strip video. then it was coming up and taking forever then it just blew. shit went on the ceiling and splat everywhere... i didnt know what the fuck to think, it was overwhelmingly pleasurable as the first source of feeling good i can ever control (didnt do drugs or nothing at that time) or to think i was screwed coz all this shit is on the chair, floor, grandmas clothes, cieling, tv. i clean it all up, but then later my grandma is seen cleaning the floor... and i forgot to clean the cieling yet its spotless. wat.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:42
another time im wacking off as im dead in gta4 in a online match on my comp, and i skeet and it flies and i go "wow another cieling bullshit" (this was about a couple months later) anyways i cant find where the fucking skeet is i looked everywhere. this is back when i had long hair. so i walked around the house doing my shit and then i go to take a shower later and the skeet was fucking on the right side of my hair....... fuck dud
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:44
one time im roling my ass off (thizz, ecstasy) in class with my girl (back in my etard days) and im drawing some funky shit. cute girl who sits next to me in geometrey looks at my drawings of bunny and heart and dinosaur and supreme and 10 deep counterparts.. looks away.. never talks to me again.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:49
back in my freshmen year i was quite the immature thinking i was cool with drugs and what not. anyway i always had a pack of stogs wit me (cigarettes) at school and id smoke at school (sometimes weed) with my homies who were down. anyways we go into the restroom and get ready to spark it up but he goes piss. so i got the lighter in my hand and the student advisor randomly walks in and goes HOW ARE YOU DOING and im like wtf... I'm just frozen. then i act so suspcious like an idiot and pocket the lighter and he goes whats in your hand? and my friend walks out LIKE THAT ✖✖✖✖✖ GOT CAUGHT UP TOO AND EMPTYS HIS POCKET. I was gunna get in trouble fer a lighter, but no, in trouble for bud stogs pipe allergy pills high times magazine and more drug "paraphelnia". awkard was fuck walking out of the bathroom with the teacher holding all our shit and everyone looking like "of course it'd be him" because those were my pothead put everything on blast days. now im more mature and i dont try to be all cool and people respect me as a human now. then it gets even more awkard with my parents for a few days, then even more awkard when i return to school, ESP WITH THE TEACHERS. they dont even like me no more, fuck em.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:50
I was playing some song that had some high pitched ass bitch tryna rap sounding like a meth head ass song and i had it on blast on my earphoens in class. It was art so the teacher allowed music. my friend like 2 minutes in the song goes "You know your shits on blast right" and im just like wow fuck. first couple weeks of highschool hahahha.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:53
It's so awkard when I'm around school (because i only do this around school and school days) and someone asks me for a cigarette and i say no im all out. sometimes its a mutual of a mutual friend, a mutual friend, or someone i dont even know. sometimes well laugh it off and say damn im fiending too blah blah hella addicted. then later my homie or two will appear and i'll smoke with them.. then the guy who asked is either lookin hella sad hella angry or juts like wtf...
then later i ask them for a cigarette later in the week and they look at me like the fuck?
Jul 15, 2010 @ 15:56
One time im smoking by this smoke spot right in front of the school and my motherfuckin homie had the motherfucking thought to joke around and yells out AYE BRANCO (name of student advisor) IS COMING.
i fucking panic and dont know what to do and freak out and throw the cigarette. then he starts cracking hte FUCK up and everyone walking home is looking at me like What the fuck is wrong with this crackhead ass ✖✖✖✖✖✖
Jul 15, 2010 @ 17:20
Yeah bro, get that post count up.
Jul 15, 2010 @ 17:22
^u too bro, i see u tryin to hit tht 1000 mark

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Jul 15, 2010 @ 17:32
^u too bro, i see u tryin to hit tht 500 mark
Jul 15, 2010 @ 18:31
wacking off stories:
1:
alright one time im jacking off in my room and i hear my dad stomping in so i close everything hella quick and rush to the door. he sees me pull up my pants hella quick. everythings safe i guess. so he tells me someones calling me (before i had a cell) and just throws the fuckign phone on my hands, and our hands meet. Little did i know my hands still had skeet and it gets on his hand. i sit down and talk and at the corner of my eye i see him smell his hand and jump back. i dont look at him and we stand there awkardly for 5 min because of the phone call (forgot what it was, i think 24fitness, something that required him to be there). yeah then he left and wasnt in the house, no idea where he went for the rest of the day.

3:
another time im wacking off as im dead in gta4 in a online match on my comp, and i skeet and it flies and i go "wow another cieling bullshit" (this was about a couple months later) anyways i cant find where the fucking skeet is i looked everywhere. this is back when i had long hair. so i walked around the house doing my shit and then i go to take a shower later and the skeet was fucking on the right side of my hair....... fuck dud


lmao
Jul 15, 2010 @ 18:32
^u too bro, i see u tryin to hit tht 2500 mark
Jul 15, 2010 @ 18:51
Jul 15, 2010 @ 20:49
so im at my homies house waiting for him to get ready so we can leave. i just met his mom for the first time and we are talking. this ✖✖✖✖✖ is taking all day for some reason so i take my jacket off and out pops a swisher sweet (im 17 and he is 16) she goes to reach for it and i throw my jacket over it as shes bending down to get it. now we are both jus looking at the coat and i proceed to pick up my jacket n put the swisher back into my pocket like nothing happened.
Jul 16, 2010 @ 00:16
Originally posted by Inactive User
so im at my homies house waiting for him to get ready so we can leave. i just met his mom for the first time and we are talking. this ✖✖✖✖✖ is taking all day for some reason so i take my jacket off and out pops a swisher sweet (im 17 and he is 16) she goes to reach for it and i throw my jacket over it as shes bending down to get it. now we are both jus looking at the coat and i proceed to pick up my jacket n put the swisher back into my pocket like nothing happened.


sly ✖✖✖✖✖ smokeyface
Jul 16, 2010 @ 01:11
Originally posted by Inactive User
2nd grade. While my teacher is writing on the board, I make guns outta my fingers and pretend to shoot her. Someone tells on me and I get detention.

this shit had me dying.
Jul 16, 2010 @ 04:52
^LOL. I have a story similar to that.

One time me and my mom and brother went to go get ihop for breakfast, then we were about to pull out of the driveway. Anyway there was a cop giving a ticket so as we were about to pass him, I took out an imaginary shot gun and was blaasting him. i was going CHH CHH BOOM CHH CHH BOOM. he turns around and im like in my head, ALRIGHT MOM BLAST OFF. but we can't turn out beacuse of traffic. We just stare at each other for like 20 seconds.
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