i guess this can be awkward or weird but i just need somewhere to post the lulz. So in the last week of our junior year, me and my friend almost start a race war.
So consistently a group of the most ignorant black people you could ever think of start hanging it in our kick it spot during lunch. So we blame this on our token black friend in the group and this is going on for a couple weeks prior. As a joke my best friend asks me "yo should i say only one black person per group?" and immediately say hell yeah because i know all hell is going to break out. So my friend stands on a bench and says "Excuse me can we please have only one black person per group? thank you for your co operation" The brothas and sistas werent having it and immediately go in an uproar and since my friend has plugs they try to clown on those (which wasnt the best idea). My friend gets back on the same bench and says "what you tombout these came from your country though" which then the ignant ass black people interpreted as "go back to your country" Thats when the shit hits the fan. The black dudes werent even tripping because we knew them but the bitches went apeshit (no racism intended). So a light skinned precious looking beezy goes to my homie and starts pushing him and knowing how he is hes just backing off cuz he wasnt trying to start something while in the background her friends are all screaming "youse a racist." Basically my best homie is getting chased around by doo doo mammas while the rest of us are just sitting back enjoying the lulz. The bell eventually rings and we go to class to take a final and some dude was trying to talk shit to him but my homie knows how to fight so the dude just backs off trying to act hard (like 100% of ignorant black dudes) . A couple days later we're posted at a taco shop enjoying some carne asada fries and the bitches walk by and just mean mug the shit out of us.
Im really bad at telling stories so this might not seem as funny as it actually was
you guys sound like faggots