elevator with a smelly indian dude trying to hold my breath but i couldnt so i had to take the longest inhale in my life and the dude looked at me and i just left
Originally posted by Inactive Usershit happens to me ill go with one guy and he takes me with like 10 dudes/girls i have never seen then he leaves them im there like?wtf and there like uhh who's that so i just call or tell him i gotta go do something and get the hell outta there
Was out on a shoot with my friends @ the park, we were sitting down on the bench to chill for a bit. I was adjusting the lens on my camera and at the same time I was looking through the viewfinder and the camera strap was in my face and while I was getting the strap off my face this fat hairy Sasquatch looking dude walks by and thinks I'm taking a picture of him. Right after, he sits next to me and acts like he's a model..... At first it felt awkward as fuck, but I laughed my ass off and walked away.
I was Chill'n with one of my white friends earlier today and he turns to me and goes... "So I was listening to the radio on the way over here, and they had an ad about how eating Watermelon has the same effects of Viagra.... And it got me thinking... Maybe that's why black guys are so big, because they eat so much watermelon!"
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Went to my aunt's house to swim in her pool, then I had to take a shit in her bathroom.
For some reason, halfway through the dumpage, I get a raging boner. This is fine until I feel the urge to pee like I usually do while taking a shit. I try to bend myy dick into the bowl but its just too hard. And I can't stand up and turn around because theres a fat turd half way out of my ass.
So basically I piss a fountain of pee straight up into the air and all over my body/floor.
I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.