araw at bituin
Post: 2526
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona/...
2nd grade. While my teacher is writing on the board, I make guns outta my fingers and pretend to shoot her. Someone tells on me and I get detention.
2nd grade. My teacher calls in my parents for a parent teacher conference because she's concerned about my mathematics skills/ thinks I'm retarded. She pulls out a test and tells my parents that "The only problem he got right was 2+2." I'm like "Ooooh, I thought it was a multiplication quiz."
4th grade. I get my Pokemon cards taken away for trading at school.
5th grade. Year later, I ask the same teacher If I can have them back. She responds with "Why'd you wait so long? The other kids asked for em back the next day." I slowly exit the classroom.
6th grade. I dunno how many of you guys had outdoor education, but it was basically a week long field trip where you sleep in cabins and learn about wildlife and shit. I had to go pee while we were in this random cabin learning about plants. So I tell a teacher that I gotta go to the bathroom. She says, fine, go outside and piss in the woods. So I go outside, try to piss, and accidentally shit my pants. I go back inside and tell her that I "need to go number two." She's like oh damn, and tells me there's bathrooms half a mile down the trail. So I'm half jogging, half trying to prevent my shit from leaking down my pants. I get to the bathrooms and unleash. I had to ditch the underwear and go commando for the rest of the day.
7th grade. In PE class, we had just finished picking teams for broomball when I randomly threw up. I ran to the bathroom and cleaned up when the TA comes inside, asks me if I'm ok, and tells me that our PE teacher was gonna be pissed cus they just had the gym waxed the previous day.
8th grade. I went to shit in one of those single person bathrooms at a McDonald's. I see that the toilet is clogged but I flush it anyways and dip. I order my food and sit where I can see the bathroom doorway entrance and see that it's flooding. Took my order to go.
11th grade. I was working as a cashier at CVS this one time and this drunk ass homeless guy walks up to the counter. He ends up pissing himself at the register while attempting to buy more alcohol and I'm trying to get the attention of my manager who's standing like 20 feet away without the dude overhearing.
11th grade. I was working at Circuit City as a cashier when this dude who has clearly stolen something walks by me. As he passes the sensors, he drops a CD. We make eye contact for like 5 seconds before he walks away.
I was at the cash register at Circuit City and you can access the web there so I'm on a car forum looking at a thread titled "Sexy car thread" or whatever and a manager ninjas behind me and he's like "WTF, ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORN!?!?!" I couldn't press alt+tab so I just said I was looking at cars. And he was like "Oh.... You can't be online." and leaves.
I just got my new 12" subs installed in my car. We're cruising through a Safeway parking lot, subs on blast, when "Tell me when to go" comes on. My friend decides he wants to "ghost ride the whip", opens the door and starts dancing. An SUV starts flashing us, so he gets back in the car, and flips him off. Turns out, it was an undercover cop and he pulls us over. Gives us a bunch of crap and then lets us go.
12th grade. I'm riding my pocket bike on the first day I got it through my brother's girlfriend's neighborhood when the handlebars come loose and I eat shit at around 25 mph. Hit the pavement headfirst and get a bunch of road rash. I go inside, clean up, and drift in and out of consciousness on her couch while her parents, sisters, and cousins are watching tv.
Freshman year. In the back of my car getting head from my ex at a parking lot when someone parks his car, gets out, and stares blankly into the window.
We just came out of a movie and I decide to let my brother drive home. On the way back, we stop a Subaru Impreza RS and race it. We pull ahead ahead of it, going at approximately 100 mph, when the Impreza suddenly turns off. We're all laughing in the car when we see sirens behind us and the car just goes silent. We pull over, the cop asks us how fast we were going and my brother says 90 ish. He's like, "You guys are lucky, I have more important things to do, get outta here."
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