The Deep Thoughts Game

April 09, 2009 @ 18:16:26
Simple, think of deep question and then ask it. Below are some examples.

"If you see a midget across the street, and they say hi to you.......................could that be considered a Micro-wave?"

"How come when you get someone in a choke hold, they just knock out. But when you put a pillow over someone's face, they die?"

"If you put a 40GB Hard Drive, on top of a standard television........................could it be considered a HDTV?"

Continue.
April 09, 2009 @ 18:18:06
maybe if i listen to tupac 24/7 maybe i can be as smart as him
April 09, 2009 @ 18:18:25
If a tree falls in the woods......................does Bill Gates make a dime?

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April 09, 2009 @ 18:20:29
if i get a sex change operation, will mobb deep still be on my nuts?
April 09, 2009 @ 18:30:54
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a song about it?
April 09, 2009 @ 18:38:51
If I have money....will women suck my dick?
April 09, 2009 @ 18:40:13
You'd still look just as ugly as you do now so no they wouldn't.

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April 09, 2009 @ 18:42:10
If I got a pancake on my face am I pancake face.
April 09, 2009 @ 18:46:33
why do we study all these subjects in school but will never use them in life? why does it need to be so hard too?
April 09, 2009 @ 18:50:55
If 711 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why does it have locks?
April 09, 2009 @ 18:52:17
If 711 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why does it have locks?


robbery reasons.
April 09, 2009 @ 18:53:46
why do we study all these subjects in school but will never use them in life? why does it need to be so hard too?


So everyone in the world isn't Automatically retarded

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April 09, 2009 @ 19:03:56
If i smell my shit, are shit particles going into my nose?
April 09, 2009 @ 19:08:18
what is the meaning of life?

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

April 09, 2009 @ 19:09:19
What if life was all a dream, like one day we wake up and be 2 years old.
April 09, 2009 @ 19:09:46
what is the meaning of life?


To catch them all

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April 09, 2009 @ 19:11:34
If some event happened in the past (say a man in 1872 dropped his hat and then picked it up), and there's no memory or evidence of it left (the man is dead, no one else saw it, remembers it, or remembered it and left a record of it and there's no way to trace any current event or object back to it), does it make sense to say that it happened?

When I breathe air, how many other people have inhaled those same air particles before me? Could I be breathing in air particles that were once breathed by now-dead people? Is it possible that I just breathed in an air particle that once went through the nose of F. Scott Fitzgerald or Eleanor Roosevelt or General Custer?
April 09, 2009 @ 19:12:50
If i smell my shit, are shit particles going into my nose?

yes.
April 09, 2009 @ 19:12:52
1. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
2. How can there be self-help groups?
3. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
4. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
5. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
8. Is there another word for synonym?
9. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
10. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
11. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
12. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
13. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
14. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
15. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
16. Why do they report power outages on TV?

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

April 09, 2009 @ 19:15:00
If a cronic liar tells you he is a cronic liar, do you beleive him?

If you try to fail, and suceed at it, do you fail or suceed?

Why do drive up ATM's have words in brail?

Why is there an eject button on the remote? Dont you still have to get up?

Does the "red" you see look like the same "red" that I see, or is it maybe more like my "green"? How would we know?
April 09, 2009 @ 19:32:33
If you try to fail, and suceed at it, do you fail or suceed?


You succeeded at failing

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April 09, 2009 @ 19:57:22
Why are the White Sox's socks black? Blue Jays black?

If God is real why did he kill an Angel opposed to a Giant?
April 09, 2009 @ 19:58:41
You succeeded at failing


Therefore its a winning failure.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

April 09, 2009 @ 21:44:25
You'd still look just as ugly as you do now so no they wouldn't.


False, if I gets money, I gets plastic surgery, If I gets plastic surgery, I gets good looking, If I gets good looking, I still get money and If I still gets money, I gets the women.

You Fail Virunga.
April 09, 2009 @ 22:01:10
If we are living to die, why are we dying to live?
April 10, 2009 @ 03:09:22
4. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
8. Is there another word for synonym?
12. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

4. No. The mute wouldn't swear, or even talk for that matter, hence that person being a mute.
8. Metonym, equivalent (thesaurus.com)
12. No. It's meant to be used like the rest of the cotton balls.

If a cronic liar tells you he is a cronic liar, do you beleive him?

If you try to fail, and suceed at it, do you fail or suceed?

Why is there an eject button on the remote? Dont you still have to get up?

Does the "red" you see look like the same "red" that I see, or is it maybe more like my "green"? How would we know?

If I knew beforehand he was a chronic liar, I would believe him. If not, then no.

You succeed, obviously.

There is an eject button on the remote to diminish steps in ejecting a disk out of a VCR/DVD player. It's convenient for you so that you'd simply press a button rather than exerting energy walking up to the DVD, VCR, VCD, or what have you AND taking the disk/cassette tape out and putting it back into the case. Yes, you still have to get up.

No one knows. Since neither of us could realistically view each other's perception, it's highly improbable to find out and it therefore makes your question invalid. And basically, neither of us would know. For all I know, you could be color-blind, and your perception of the color red might be the same as my perception of the color gray.
April 10, 2009 @ 03:21:16
Do you think everything that happens is a result of an unbroken chain of events that happened before it (determinism)?

For example, I broke my arm by falling on the sidewalk - I broke it because a girl distracted me - the girl distracted me because she walked on the same sidewalk I was on - she was on the same sidewalk because their was construction on the other side - there was construction because a man decided to open a store - and on and on...
April 10, 2009 @ 03:29:50
If there's water in a cup, and it reached to the halfway mark..would it be considered half empty or half full?

this thread is a ++ gets you thinking
April 10, 2009 @ 03:44:18
If all dragons have wings, then are birds dragons?
April 10, 2009 @ 07:14:22
Originally posted by Inactive User
Why are the White Sox's socks black? Blue Jays black?

If God is real why did he kill an Angel opposed to a Giant?


Because you touch yourself at night.
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