Talk to strangers.

Stranger: you believe in magic
You: sup baby
You: i do
Stranger: what are you two
You: the magic were gonna make tonight
You: <345678=D
Stranger: fuck grown up
You: im 43
Stranger: shit balls
You: how bout you?
You: better be young
Stranger: eat a dick old man
You: can i eat yours?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: 14/m/hk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: u mad
You: u mad?
You: cuz im stylin on u
Stranger: NT started that bre
Stranger: fuck outta here
You: u mad!
You: WSUP DEN NIGGY
You: WSUP

fuck these NT n*****!

ahahah i knew that was someone on hb -_-

rofl, that was u?

You: 14/m/hk
Stranger: Agent 48?
Stranger: is that you?
You: why yes it is....
Stranger: I have a message from HQ
You: Proceed
Stranger: But first I must prove your identity
Stranger: What is the secret word?
You: d33k
Stranger: Unfortunately that is incorrect, transmission over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: 14/m/hk
Stranger: pardon me good sir?
You: does that mean you're female?
Stranger: maybe
You: wsup den baby
Stranger: ohh not much
Stranger: just living life
Stranger: listening to that justin ti song
You: oh yea. u got implants?
You: da fuk bish
Stranger: loll no
Stranger: i would never do that
Stranger: all naturall babbyy
You: oh thas wassup
Stranger: how big is your dick?
You: liek 4.5
You: rock solid
You: like granite
Stranger: ohh sweet and scrumptious and petite
Stranger: i like a man that can admitt that
Stranger: im not flawless myself
You: right right
Stranger: ive got a sweet caramel complexion
Stranger: hazl eyes
You: das hawt.
Stranger: straightened black hair
Stranger: round, symmetrical boobs
Stranger: 36 C's onlyy though sorry
You: uhhhhh
Stranger: a tight midriff
You: you sound liek my dream girl
Stranger: my butts kinda big though
Stranger: is that okay?
You: oh thats good money baby
Stranger: legs forever
You: gawsh
Stranger: thighs that taper to the knees, and nice calves
Stranger: smoooothh and broown
You: gawt damn
Stranger: mamacita blessed me
Stranger: and fine pedicured feet
Stranger: with pink nailpolish
You: can i marry you?
Stranger: just like my cute little vajin
Stranger: oh babby why marry?
Stranger: when we can get it on all night long!
Stranger: ALL NIGHT!
You: oh okie
Stranger: oh yeha i forgot the best part
You: muh d33k is extended.
Stranger: I got a dick and I am Chris Hansen.
Stranger: And I've got your IP address.
Stranger: Busted.
You: word that's what's good
Stranger: Prepare for a doorbell in about thirty seconds
You: ehhhhh i don't have one tho.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: NT?
You: yea
Stranger: word?
You: yea
Stranger: prove it
You: whats nt
You: nike talk
You: ?
Stranger: NIIIIIICE
You: im from hypebeas
You: t
You: lol
Stranger: LOLZ
Stranger: whats your favorite clothing brand?
You: supreme
Stranger: ohhh shit.
Stranger: you are my friend.
You: nice
Stranger: you cop anything from this ss season?
You: lou reed, and cut the crap tees
Stranger: koo koo
Stranger: got any box tees?
You: yea navy/navy
Stranger: what size?
You: medium
Stranger: you selling it?
You: yea
Stranger: how much? lol
You: 75
Stranger: good price
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: you go on iss?
You: nah us hb folks dont like iss

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: hay
You: sup bby
Stranger: neogaf?
You: wAT
Stranger: huh?
You: you call me a ******?
You: WSUP DEN
Stranger: do you know what neogaf is?
You: a ******?!
You: WSUP DEN MAN
You: U STARTIN SUMTIN
Stranger: right....
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not
You: You sayin right cus blacks have no rights?
You: WHAT DEN U STARTN SUMTIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahah yeah

lol baws.
and rofl @ i met that 22m brazil guy too

You: 14/m/hk
Stranger: Ninja or pirate?
Stranger: oh hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: holy shit balls people suck on this site
You: right
You: fagz
Stranger: totally, can't handle a little shit talking
Stranger: can you?
You: pussy ass *****s hell yea i can
You: im from the hood
Stranger: what are you...gay or soemthing?
You: yea im a gay thug
Stranger: well that's...
Stranger: gay
You: yea jo
You: aint nothin wron wit some brothaly love
Stranger: well...it's illegal...
You: only in kansas
Stranger: no, incest is illegal everywhere
Stranger: pretty sure
You: wincest
Stranger: wtf?

You: 14/m/hk
Stranger: why dont i just have a seat over there....
You: no, over here ^_^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: And I aint even swangen them thangs im hollin 1 8 7 wit my dick in ya mouth BITCHHHHHHHHH
You: das wats up
You: dawwwgy
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u know who dat is?
You: dat be dat dr dre
Stranger: hahah nice
You: n snoop dawwwgy
Stranger: snoop actually but u know ya shit
Stranger: nice! im impressed
You: you ever just jack off in a mirror my *****?
Stranger: hahahhaha
Stranger: NO
Stranger: as l
Stranger: bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay Snoop dogg in tha mothafucken HouSEEEEEEEEEE
You: yeah me neither, dats homo
You: that was a test
Stranger: where u from
You: to see if you was gay my *****
Stranger: lol
You: from the d
Stranger: ur pretty cool i like u
You: :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u got AIm
You: nt?
You: hb?
You: iss?
Stranger: Aim??
You: nah, i dont
Stranger: BOW WOW WOW
You: dats homo
Stranger: bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
You: you homo
Stranger: PLAY wit my bone
You: real homo
Stranger: Well heres a jimmy joke about yo mamma that u might not like
Stranger: I heard she was a dyke
Stranger: 1 8 7 wit my dick in ya mout bitch
You: my mom is DEAD
You: thanks alot
You:
Stranger: sorry
You: im sad now
You: comfort me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not as fun as you guys....

You: HB
Stranger: YO
Stranger: SAY WUT?
You: +++SUP.19CM.MIJ.VANS
You: im 5
You: forgive me
Stranger: *****
You: *****
You: you who be *****
Stranger: I DONT ROLL WITH NO BUSTAH ASS HOES
Stranger: GO TO SLEEP LIL NUKKA
You: who are you *****
You: tell me your name
You: NOW
Stranger: ***** IM JC JAMAL ANTOWONE THE THIRD
Stranger: WITH A TWIST OF MOTHA FUCKKEN LIME
You: your a ******?
Stranger: I AN AFFRIKKAN
You: fuck this
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: im tracking your ip address
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: dnndfvd
You: dfv djndfd
You: fdkfdkgmvkmfv
You: fvkmkfmvkmfv
You: lfmvkmvkgb
You: fmkvmkfmve
You: fvvmkfmvkfmvlfv
Stranger: sorry, i don't speak retard
You: fdl,l,dl,[
You: mvlv,l,;
You: kmll,ds;,w;d,;wd,
Stranger: can you translate into english?
You: this is french fucktard
Stranger: oh wait, are you speaking retard or 30 year old virgin
Stranger: the two languages sound so similar nowadays
You: Take a seat
Stranger: french retard?
Stranger: oh interesting
You: TAKE A SEATT!
Stranger: so you get to be a pussy and a retard
Stranger: no thanks, i prefer my lapdances from hot women
You: You n ever did like me andy
Stranger: not morbidly obese men
Stranger: no i didn't
You: You get the jewels?
You: i need the diamonds fred
Stranger: that you sent to my mom?
Stranger: yes i have them
You: No from the bank fucktard
Stranger: and pushpop aren't diamonds
You: better have
Stranger: and they don't count as jewels
Stranger: just fyi retard
You: You didn't take the jewels?
You: I'm sending ben over
Stranger: the ring pops?
Stranger: that might be all right
You: The diamonds niggy
You: YES the same ben who used to work in BWS london
You: Get ready cunt
Stranger: oranges?
You: Your going down
Stranger: hah, you've never seen a cunt
Stranger: and you never will
You: I told you the diamonds or your life
Stranger: maybe if your mom shows you hers
Stranger: ok, take my life
You: Your gonna DIE fool
Stranger: im waiting
You: Ben's in the car right now
Stranger: ...
Stranger: heart still beating
You: You only have about 30 minutes
Stranger: you sent a pussy like ben?
Stranger: he won't get past my fucking pet canary
You: Better start running
Stranger: nah, i think ill sit right here
You: Oh he will get u
Stranger: i mean, anyone who sends a faggot like ben to kill someone
You: your going down
Stranger: must be a major faggot themselves
You: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
You: THE DIAMONDS OR YOUR LIFE
Stranger: that's right, i will be going down on a chick sometime this week
Stranger: unlike you
You: BEN IS GONNA BE ON YOU
Stranger: who will never get a chance to go down on anyone
Stranger: or have anyone go down on you
You: YOUR GONNA DIE FOOL
Stranger: awesome
You: BEN'S COMING
Stranger: tell ben to hurry will you?
Stranger: if i die before midnight i don
Stranger: t
You: I TOLD YOU THE DIAMONDS OR YOUR LIFE
Stranger: have to pay next month's rent
Stranger: well, i told you already
Stranger: those weren't diamonds
You: YOU CAN'T BEG FOR FORGIVENESS NOW
Stranger: they were ring pops
Stranger: and i threw them out
You: DONT MAKE EXCUSES
Stranger: well, my dog ate half of one
Stranger: so i guess you're gonna have to take my life
You: I'M GONNA KILL YOU MYSELF
Stranger: all right
Stranger: well im gonna watch the latest episode of gossip girl now
You: IM COMING YOU CUNT
Stranger: if you kill me before i watch the whole episode
Stranger: i might even be upset
You: BETTER START RUNNING
Stranger: but right now, im just bored
You: GET READY
Stranger: i told you, im gonna watch gossip girl
You: THIS WILL HURT
Stranger: you better start running
You: I AM
Stranger: if you're gonna make it here in time
Stranger: running and typing? wow
You: YOU HAVE 10 MINUTEA
Stranger: you can teach an old retard moderately interesting tricks
Stranger: im waiting
Stranger: you're boring me
You: YOU CAN TEACH MY DID TO PLAY BASKETBALL BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU LIVE
You: I'M HERE
You have disconnected.

You: :3
Stranger: You approach a cave. North is cave, west is hill, east is Todd
You: I go east.
Stranger: Todd is in the way!
Stranger: You approach a cave. North is cave, west is hill, east is Todd
You: I go south
Stranger: The end! score: 15
You: YAY
Stranger: A WINNAR IS YOU
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You: You: You approach a forest. You run in. You Creep in. You close your eyes and wander.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I take a deep breath
Stranger: trying to calm myself
Stranger: I look around
Stranger: what do I see?
You: Bears, butterflies and sharks
Stranger: I find myself puzzled
Stranger: and think to myself how in the world there is sharks around me
Stranger: I await for an insight
You: You continue on, there's a cross road, a. go up the mountain.b. swim thru the lake
Stranger: a
You: as you make you climb you find the air getting thinner
Stranger: I panic from the air shortage
You: you; a. ditch your pack so you can climb faster b. decide to head back down
Stranger: b
You: you turn to go down, but you trip and fall.
You: you've now landed back at the bottom
Stranger: I'm scared to shit
Stranger: I don't know what to do
You: you notice that your only choice is the lake
Stranger: I look at the sky
Stranger: what time is it?
You: 8:46pm.
You: it starts raining.
Stranger: I go for the lake
You: you see a raft.
Stranger: I take the raft
You: there are sharks in the water. you a. try to attack. b. throw your pack in
Stranger: a
You: you swing away with a plank, you hit one shark.
You: second attempt, you miss.
Stranger: boya
Stranger: faq
Stranger: did I get hurt?
You: you lose a hand.
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
You: your right hand.
Stranger: I now will type slower
You: you are now paddeling with your left hand
Stranger: typing with left hand only
You: you think back, was attacking the sharks the best idea.
You: but in your pack you have a first aid kit, you wrap your hand to stop the bleeding.
Stranger: I'm too in pain to think straight
Stranger: I paddle as fast as i can
You: you make it to end of the lake.
You: there's two paths
You: a. used b. un used
Stranger: a
You: it has stopped raining. and you deicide to make a torch
Stranger: cool
You: making your way down the path there are lots of over hanging tree's.
Stranger: I wonder why..
You: you pull out your compass, only to see that it's spinning in circles.
Stranger: Oh shit
You: you look back up and see lightning
You: you start to panic.
You: you a. run with risk of the torch going out . b. walk slowly with the torch lit
Stranger: a
You: you start to sprint.
Stranger: really fast due to the adrenalin
You: your torch is holding up, while you hurdle over and under branches
You: you attempt to make a big hurdle, your toe gets caught. the torch is now out
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUu
You: you notice you no longer have any matches.
Stranger: I now walk slowly and try to take advantage of the lightning to show me the path
You: the thunder booms in.
You: you shudder for a moment
You: but you're fearless. you continue on,
You: you see a clearing in the trees.
Stranger: A sense of relief is spreading
You: you get to the clearing, only to notice that there's a big cliff.
You: theres a rickity old bridge
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUu
Stranger: I curse the Gods for the misfortunes
You: there's also a rope hanging off a true.
You: you a. take the bridge. b. attempt to swing over.
You: tree*
Stranger: I shake my head in fear and "b"
Stranger: *I shake my head to cast the fear away
You: you grab onto the rope
You: and it comes down before you can even think about swinging
Stranger: My mind crushes and the possibility of death
Stranger: I freak out
You: you slowly approach the bridge.
Stranger: I curse the Gods some more
Stranger: I reluntatlu approach the bridge
Stranger: I look down
Stranger: I get nauseous
You: you slowly make your way across.
Stranger: little by little
You: your thinking everything is going to be ok
You: you're now 1/2 way across.
You: the bridge creeks.
You: you halt
You: you notice the ropes are starting to loosen
Stranger: THE HELL I HALT 1/2 across is usually the bridge weakest point
Stranger: I try to hasten up
You: you a. sprint across b. slowly make it over
Stranger: a
Stranger: with a big jump at the end
You: you gulp, and dash across
You: it's starting to come down
You: you leap and grab the edge of the cliff
You: the bridge crashes down into the canyon
You: you pull yourself up slowly.
You: you look up and there's the General staring down on you.
You: he says, congratulations boy.
Stranger: I can't think of words to say
You: you may have lost a hand, but you did it.
Stranger: tears stock up behind my eyes
Stranger: I ask myself
Stranger: Is it really over now? am I safe?
You: He says quit fooling around son.
You: Picks you up, and rushes you to the hospital.
You: You've made it.
You: This is A. A hallucination or B. Reality.
Stranger: BBBBBBBBB
You: We have a winner.
You: 95 pts.
Stranger: yay
Stranger: what is
Stranger: the completion percentage?
You: Thanks for playing, we appreciate your savy.
You: 70.
You: Ending transmission
You have disconnected.

You: o hai i loves yew
Stranger: o reallly
You: ya rly
You: u boy or gurlz
Stranger: whare yu frum
Stranger: what
You: i'z from teh englandz
You: u boy or gurlz
Stranger: nahhhhhhhh
Stranger: boy
You: o i loves yew
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
You: i iz boy tew
Stranger: 1111
You: o no
You: dont goez
Stranger: ok
You: i lovez yew
You: we can has small housez togetherz?
Stranger: i loves yew 2
Stranger: lol no
You: with teh kittehz?
You: wy not?
Stranger: yes
You: i iz teh gd houskeepah
Stranger: 4 teh kitz
You: i cleenz
Stranger: ui got aim
Stranger: i want pics
You: noez
Stranger: lol
You: u want teh picz?
Stranger: yess
You: it iz me, chris hansenzz
You: u don no me?
Stranger: lolfuccccccccccccccccccc
Stranger: 11111wrrryyyyyyyyyyy
You: take a seatz
Stranger: why brooooooo
Stranger: you got me
You: more importan queschunz is wy you wanna do dis to teh childrenz
Stranger: ......
You: deyz importantz for teh futurez
Stranger: whhyyyyyy
You: leev dems aloooooooonez
Stranger: im condemed
You: and leave britney aloonez
Stranger: i hate this seat
Stranger: ragggggegeeeee
You: we madez it smell like teh sweat
You: in case u wasnt sweatins enuf
Stranger: wha
You: okai
Stranger: no
You: tym 4 u to be arrested nao
Stranger: whats your aim
Stranger: are u posting this on /b/
Stranger: ??
You: hav gd tymez in jail wit teh buttsecks
Stranger: DONT DO IT BRO
You: o lol
You: done
Stranger: nice
You: no i jokez
Stranger: lolfag
You: i postz its on mai forumz
Stranger: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: qait
Stranger: what forums?
Stranger: whats the address
Stranger: b9?
You: yew lose
You have disconnected.








You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: chillin with ma pringlezzzzzzzz
Stranger: do you like lizards
You: yeah
Stranger: i have a lizard his name is jerry
You: OMGZ
You: how old r u?
Stranger: im 25 year old
Stranger: i like lizard and turtles
You: get a life fag. 25 years old with a lizard?
Stranger: ?

hahahhah

Stranger: hi
You: then i came on it
You: all over it
You: just..
You: all over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i had some lady showing me pics of her boobs and shit...

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You: HAI!!!
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You: oh man, fuck that shit
You: this one's a keeper btw

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Stranger: yo man digg it
You: sup
Stranger: cock goes where?
You: your mouth!

I really hope this was one of you fuckers...

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Stranger: yo
You: hi!
Stranger: yo dog i need some tips
You: im not a dog
Stranger: bitches be crazy i ned yo help
You: though i am a female =)
You: ummm...okay
Stranger: hot dam you know dat aight
You: excuse me?
Stranger: ok so mah bitch she alkl mad at me i don't know wats going on
Stranger: how i find out?
You: you must have done something wrong sweety
Stranger: no wen i do something reel wrong she punches me
Stranger: hard
Stranger: dats how i konw
Stranger: but dis time different
Stranger: i don't get bitchs
You: obviously, you don't know how to treat them
Stranger: wat yo mean
You: you have to treat them delicately
You: not like one of your friends
Stranger: that real funny, she not very delicat
Stranger: hell she hold beer bettrn me
You: before we continue, why are you asking a stranger for advice?
Stranger: wy not
You: well, because it would be quite difficult for a stranger to sympathize with you
You: unless you let them know alot more
Stranger: dam, u cold bitch
Stranger: ppl r ppl no matter what
You: i'm not a bitch
Stranger: can u see dat
You: i can see why your "girl" treats you like shit
Stranger: no we reel tight , but now she all weird an shit
You: before we continue, can you please not use any profanity please?
Stranger: think she doin wierd drug?
Stranger: i talk like reel ppl
You: well, marijuana does tend to mess with emotions, but slightly
You: more with women than with men
Stranger: u want me to preten i'm all english
You: *****! IT WOULD HELP!
Stranger: like "chaps" and shit
Stranger: tally ho LOL
You: i'm just fucking with you btw, i had no intentions to help you. hope you learned your lesson scallywag!
You: peace kid
Stranger: wat u got nme good bitch
You: fuck yeah i did
Stranger: had me trippin
Stranger: but on mor thing
You: fuk yo couch *****h
Stranger: DESU
You: okay, what?
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hi!
Stranger: yo dog i need some tips
You: im not a dog
Stranger: bitches be crazy i ned yo help
You: though i am a female =)
You: ummm...okay
Stranger: hot dam you know dat aight
You: excuse me?
Stranger: ok so mah bitch she alkl mad at me i don't know wats going on
Stranger: how i find out?
You: you must have done something wrong sweety
Stranger: no wen i do something reel wrong she punches me
Stranger: hard
Stranger: dats how i konw
Stranger: but dis time different
Stranger: i don't get bitchs
You: obviously, you don't know how to treat them
Stranger: wat yo mean
You: you have to treat them delicately
You: not like one of your friends
Stranger: that real funny, she not very delicat
Stranger: hell she hold beer bettrn me
You: before we continue, why are you asking a stranger for advice?
Stranger: wy not
You: well, because it would be quite difficult for a stranger to sympathize with you
You: unless you let them know alot more
Stranger: dam, u cold bitch
Stranger: ppl r ppl no matter what
You: i'm not a bitch
Stranger: can u see dat
You: i can see why your "girl" treats you like shit
Stranger: no we reel tight , but now she all weird an shit
You: before we continue, can you please not use any profanity please?
Stranger: think she doin wierd drug?
Stranger: i talk like reel ppl
You: well, marijuana does tend to mess with emotions, but slightly
You: more with women than with men
Stranger: u want me to preten i'm all english
You: *****! IT WOULD HELP!
Stranger: like "chaps" and shit
Stranger: tally ho LOL
You: i'm just fucking with you btw, i had no intentions to help you. hope you learned your lesson scallywag!
You: peace kid
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
You: i should have gotten you to confess your name though
You: i'll get the next fucker