March 29, 2009 @ 08:13 PM
ricky tan

Post: 1478

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: serbia

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have disconnected.
Stranger: wsup den
You: Niggy
You: Hypebeast huh
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: wsup den
Stranger: wsup den
You: Whats your username
Stranger: Junsekn
Stranger: Junksen*
You: Ok
You: Im Helgen
Stranger: Bull fucking shit
You: I slept with 12 women in 1 minute
Stranger: tell me your name NAO
You: They all sucked my dick for an hour each
Stranger: If you were helgen i would be able to smell the pussy on you
Stranger: TELL ME NAO!
You: You can't ?
You: Im Fucking HELGEN !
Stranger: No it smells like potatoes here
You: Dont flame people, that my job virgin
Stranger: you are not helgen
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT HELGEN!
You: I look homeless
Stranger: ok tuff guy
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: i lold irl
Stranger: what is your last name
Stranger: HUH HELGEN WHATS YOUR LAST NAME?
You: Um....Mustafa ?
You: I look arab so it must be mustafa
Stranger: you fucking liar
You: BRB need to brag about sleeping with my friends mom
Stranger: Mustafa is some lion king bs
Stranger: HEY COME BACK
Stranger: Helgen
You: ok
You: done
You: Wut
Stranger: hey you will read this in the thred on Hb about this
You: yeah
Stranger: AND I WILL KNOW WHO IS CAUSING THIS VILLIANY!!!!
You: Yeah
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: i know who you are
You: Im playing street fighter in ny
Stranger: ORLY?
You: At a bodega knobody knows about
Stranger: ORLY?
You: Soo....
Stranger: fuck
You: Hows it feel to be a virgin
Stranger: i got banned from the shoutbocks
You: lulz
Stranger: so this my last resort
You: umm
You: Yeah
You: Supreme

hung 10 never surfed

March 29, 2009 @ 08:14 PM
nadu

Post: 574

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: internet

lol ^^^
March 29, 2009 @ 08:14 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

^^lol
March 29, 2009 @ 08:14 PM
CloseTheDoor

Post: 201

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Mississauga

smile
March 29, 2009 @ 08:15 PM
10PIECE

Post: 717

Join Date: Jan 2009

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You: the FBI is monitoring conversations sir
You: and we need to ask u questions
Stranger: That is good behaviour, sir.
Stranger: Because I am with the FBI.
You: this is a serious investigation
Stranger: Yes this indeed is.
Stranger: Please state your current residence.
Stranger: We will be with you shortly.
You: will u comply we need to ask u questions
Stranger: Sir, you do not understand.
Stranger: I'm with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
You: we know people like you who seduce little children
Stranger: Oh but I haven't done such heinous crimes in weeks.
You: we know everything about u
You: your cat
You: your brother
Stranger: But she's already 3.
Stranger: That makes 27 in cat years.
You: even your great grandma
Stranger: And the brother, well, that was seven weeks ago.
You: what do know about sally
Stranger: Hey. My great grandma is dead, that's not a felony.
Stranger: Sally. From Oregon?
You: she lived in your neighborhood
You: answer the question
Stranger: Hmm. Small breasts, pointy ears?
Stranger: Lost of freckles?
Stranger: Yeah, she was a good one.
Stranger: A bit too gushy, but yeah, a good one.
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.

Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,

please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
Stranger: Oops.
Stranger: God they're coming for me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 08:20 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

Stranger: Hi.
You: hopefully youre nicer than the last person
You: hello
You: smile
Stranger: Lol what happened before?
You: he was a jerk
You: he kept talking nasty
Stranger: sad
You: im not ready for all that
You: so whats up?
You: smile
Stranger: Not much yourself?
You: umm nothing i just got done curling my hair smile
You: what about you?
Stranger: lol where you from? bit late to do that ain it?
Stranger: chillaxing
You: well i just wanted some more picks for my myspace smile lol
You: from cali bayybyy
You: :D what about you?
You: ?
You: hello?
You: fucker
You have disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 08:21 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

Stranger: TBN?
You: YES
Stranger: WOOOOO!
You: sike
March 29, 2009 @ 08:28 PM
The Robe

Post: 271

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Chicago, IL

Damn it won't let me on the site anymore. It says page cannot be displayed.
March 29, 2009 @ 08:55 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey..........
Stranger: What website are you trolling from?
You: hows...
You: hypebeast
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 09:08 PM
weed_dad69

Post: 324

Join Date: Mar 2009

Send this to people lol!

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Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

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i already posted this motherfucker
March 29, 2009 @ 09:09 PM
HF

Post: 215

Join Date: Mar 2009

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello there
Stranger: im trying htis thing for the first time
Stranger: kinda rivetting smile)
You: whts ur name
Stranger: clarence
You: im jen
Stranger: may i as kwhere youre from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: haha, currently, western maryland
You: haaah im from maryland too
Stranger: think gettysburg-ish
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20 next week
You: cool il be 13 next month
Stranger: oh ,that takes care of the 'what do you do' question lol
You: lol
Stranger: sports?
You: no im a girl
You: i dont like sports
Stranger: im sorry, preceeded by, do you play any.. lol
You: with guyssss
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha, dont sell youeslf short, im sure your talented
You: lol
Stranger: what, then ,do you do?
You: huh?
Stranger: extracurriculars, and such
You: guys I told you
You: lol
You: Ever been with a 13 yo ?
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March 29, 2009 @ 09:13 PM
toolipsniper

Post: 152

Join Date: Nov 2008

Stranger: hi
You: propane
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March 29, 2009 @ 09:45 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

You: hey
Stranger: I was phone.




Stranger: HOW
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME
You: They watching you
You: Very slowly stand up, don't look alarmed.
Stranger: where ARE THEY
You: Agents are coming. Listen to me carefully.
Stranger: are you Him
You: Yes, Jess.
You: You have 30 seconds
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March 29, 2009 @ 09:47 PM
stos

Post: 1161

Join Date: Nov 2006

Stranger: hi
You: propane
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i talked to you queer




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LOLZ
March 29, 2009 @ 10:03 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

You: There is no time to explain, it is imperative that you listen to me closely and carefully.
Stranger: ...Oh?
You: They are coming.
You: You have 30 seconds.
Stranger: Who? :O
Stranger: ...nah.
You: "Them."
You: They know that you know.
Stranger: She said she was 18 man.
You: Descend from the nearest window
Stranger: She said she was 18.
You: She was a decoy.
You: You have played right into their hands.
Stranger: Fuck.
You: Grab the nearest object that can be used as a weapon.
Stranger: Got it.
You: You will see a white mailbox at the end of the block. Go to it.
Stranger: I'm there.
You: Open it and take the black envelope.
Stranger: Okay.
You: Open the envelope.
Stranger: I opened it.
You: The game.
March 29, 2009 @ 10:03 PM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

Stranger: TBN
You: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE
You: ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS
You: THEY KILLED HER
Stranger: OMG
You: THEY KILLED HER
Stranger: OH NO
You: I NOE
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(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

March 29, 2009 @ 10:04 PM
The Robe

Post: 271

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Chicago, IL

Whenever u are asked asl say 18/f/us.
March 29, 2009 @ 10:04 PM
BruhMan

Post: 5120

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: 5thFlo

the site aint workin for me sad
March 29, 2009 @ 10:04 PM
BruhMan

Post: 5120

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: 5thFlo

Whenever u are asked asl say 18/f/us.


why?
March 29, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
The Robe

Post: 271

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Chicago, IL

^
Guys try to hook up with you and you just play along for 15 mins and offer to send photobucket pics. Put pics of fat girls on ur photobucket and send it to them and some guys get all bummed out.
March 29, 2009 @ 10:33 PM
SFCA

Post: 2547

Join Date: Dec 2007

Stranger: buttsecks?
You: plz
Stranger: orly?
You: yes
Stranger: drop trou nyukka!
You: ahmygawd!!
Stranger: lulzsturbates
You: teehee
Stranger: was it good for u?
You: eh it was okay
Stranger: slut
Disconnected.

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

March 29, 2009 @ 10:48 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

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Stranger: ALFRED OR IGOR
You: igor
Stranger: ...Good choice.
Stranger: BRUCE WAYNE, OR BRUCE BANNER
You: bruce wayne
Stranger: You or Me?
You: you smile
Stranger: Oooooh.,
Stranger: I like where this is going.
You: secks?
Stranger: Is it going left, or right?
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: MAYBE THERE
You: mmm...... i like that
Stranger: Depends, you a woman, or a d00d?
You: woman
Stranger: Hmmm, then this might work out.
You: what are you
Stranger: I'm a man.
Stranger: All man, baby.
You: o i see
You: r u all for me baby?
Stranger: Depends. You fancy yourself a good fuck?
You: when the choice is right
Stranger: Well how're you feeling tonight?
You: pretty lucky
Stranger: *Places his lips close to her ear* And why would that be?
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March 29, 2009 @ 10:54 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

this guy was actually cool to talk to lol
i must say, he sure was witty

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Stranger: hai bruh
You: HELLOOO??

Stranger: helllllllooooo
You: ive gotten many stupid ppl
Stranger: me too
You: you better not be one
Stranger: ill try not to disapoint you
Stranger: i must admit you're putting quite a bit of pressure on me
You: share with me your views on mccains downfall
Stranger: obama ran a much more consistant campaign
Stranger: mccain neglected to connect with the youth
You: hmm indeed do go on
Stranger: and he didn't concentrate enough on the key issues
You: good point good point
You: moar
Stranger: health care, the economy, the war in iraq
You: moar
Stranger: he was too focused on trying to discredit obama
You: oh nice catch continue
Stranger: and that's where he made his biggest mistake
You: ohh?
Stranger: do you agree?
You: let me ponder for a moment
Stranger: i shall wait
You: what were we talking about?
Stranger: medical marijuana and how i may obtain some
You: oh of course
You: you must contact pookey
You: he got that death
Stranger: well see i contacted pookey but he said he was out of the business
Stranger: something about wanting to turn his life around
You: ill make sure to shoot him
You: fuckin with my money...
Stranger: please do, i was going to but he kept going on about the joys of Jesus and made me lose my focus
You: oh what a terrible salesmen he was anyway always giving away the weed
You: until i shot him in the patella
Stranger: oh that is grim
Stranger: i have no idea what a patella is but it sounds serious
You: oh it may be but when youre living the life of a thug you gotta be ready
You: it is your kneecap
Stranger: so where are you from jerrry? do you mind if i call you jerry? i call all my closest friends jerry
You: im from a small town called bedrock you may call me whatever you like
You: as long as im allowed to masterbate to this conversation
Stranger: oh please feel free to do so
You: thanks a load tehe
Stranger: bedrock that sounds familiar. is it a place right out of history?
You: oh youve heard of it? im quite fond of the scenery
Stranger: yes i think i past threw there on my way to jurassic park
Stranger: i took the wife and kids there last summer
Stranger: it was quite the experience
You: oh yes. im not to thrilled with the governors commission to remove motors from our cars tho
You: forcing us to accellerate with our feet
Stranger: well it's probably better for the environment
Stranger: al gore would be proud
Stranger: and think about all the money you save on gas
You: well nancy nuberman wouldnt be
You: gas hasnt developed from the fossils of dinosaurs yet and we dont have the technology to excavate it yet so idk what youre talking about
You: al gore lost to a 4th grader
Stranger: oh im sorry i forgot that i am living in the future and you are living in the past
You: well you gotta want it
Stranger: so seen any good movies lately? i havent been to the cinema in ages
You: que?
You: moovey?
You: sinemah?
You: ayghes?
Stranger: oh c'mon they have drive in movies in bedrock
Stranger: i've seen the opening credits to the flinstones
You: thats extremely contradicting to the setting
Stranger: you can't fool me jerry
Stranger: yes, it is you do have a point
You: someone was off their rocker when they decided to add that little tibit
You: tidbit*
Stranger: that is a major plot hole
You: and further more since when did sabertooth tigers hmans and dinosaurs exist at the same period of time?
Stranger: keen observation
Stranger: on another note how did barney score such a hot wife
Stranger: betty must of had a really low self esteem
You: he was good at bowling and betty has the hots for bowlers
You: wilma got to fred first
Stranger: well fred obviously was a woman beater
You: betty got second pick due to her inability to take charge in her life
You: wilma has lost all sense of womenhood
Stranger: wilma stayed with fred because she was afraid to leave as do many wives who are victims of spousal abuse
You: its a sweeping problem in a country with a worsening economy
Stranger: yes, it's really quite sad actually
You: but interesting at the same time
You: im quite interested
Stranger: have you ever struck a woman jerry?
You: once or twice when i was a mobster but in those times it wasnt such a bad thing to put a women in her place
You: it was the order of things that was disrupted with the coming of lesbian freedom seekers
Stranger: ahhh...the good old days
You: what about you -umm what did you say your name was?
Stranger: i dont have a name actually
Stranger: im nameless
You: ahh yes, nameless. have you ever struck a female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: many times
You: oh my
You: do go on!
You: a ravishing man of your stature! striking a female!
You: its quite exciting
Stranger: well i never had a legitimate reason to do it actually
Stranger: i just get off on that kind of thing
Stranger: plus a punch in the throat never hurt anyone...am i right?
You: oh well sometimes its the thrill of the chase rather than the meal the follows
Stranger: spoken like a true hunter gatherer
You: yes the sport of it all!
You: life is bbut a game!
You: where you must make it to the top or be crushed by the pyramid
Stranger: a game i consistantly lose but i continue to play because quitting is for quitters
You: thats the qualities of a true man and i commend thee
Stranger: and i tip my hat to you jerry
You: what a splendid conversation
You: touching on oh so many topics
Stranger: a true meeting of the minds
You: yes indeed. the alpha males of the tribe have spoken and their words rain onto the open minds of their peons
You: whose brains try to comprehend but in the end fail miserably
Stranger: oh how i take great joy in their confusion
Stranger: mwahhahahaaaa
You: mwahahaha
You: we share a grand laugh!
You: well as they say. all great things must come to an abrubt end!
Stranger: ahh jerry it has been a delight
You: i must continue my quest for infinite knowledge
You: goodbye good friend
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March 29, 2009 @ 10:55 PM
carlsaw

Post: 208

Join Date: Oct 2008

You: hello
Stranger: que pasa ese?
You: no habla speaka espanglol
Stranger: racist
You: espang LOL
March 29, 2009 @ 10:57 PM
DER_OG

Post: 156

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: London Town

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You: darth varder fucked me in my anus
Stranger: thats really hot
You: his light saber was furious
Stranger: did you fuck him back
You: shwing shwing
You: i only get fucked
Stranger: thats no fun
You: im the reciever not the batter baby
You: u like
Stranger: reciever huh, what else has gotten in there
You: jesus
Stranger: what's he like, big?
You: big enough to destroy universe, a creation of abomination for the destruction of civilization
Stranger: all up in your ass, your fucking lucky
You: I'm his latex encoated leia baby, what do u expect
Stranger: i heard rumers he's a transexual
Stranger: got me off a few times
You: his transdimensional hunny, pussy or penis dont figure to him , still a FUCCCCCCK
Stranger: i see
You: can we persuade u into the DARK side
Stranger: tempt me
You: i sense the force is strong in u, u will be able to handle a mean cock
You: that is most forthcoming
You: for darth vader and his master sith
Stranger: i most definetly can. the meaner, the better
Stranger: i am happy to have pleased you.
You: U shall be inducted in due course, u must first endure a gang banng for our burliest stromtroopers
Stranger: i shall lube up immediately.
You: You will not find pleasure in this, but hold tight to the light and to the thought Darth Vader SHALL BE INSIDE U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
March 29, 2009 @ 11:01 PM
carlsaw

Post: 208

Join Date: Oct 2008

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =[
You: hello
Stranger: =[
You: are you one of the normal people on this site?
Stranger: will you be my husband?
You: julia?
Stranger: if not i will be forced into prostitution
You: You: hello
Stranger: que pasa ese?
You: no habla speaka espanglol
Stranger: racist
You: espang LOL
You have disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 11:10 PM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

You: hey =]
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: is that what the deal is with this...
Stranger: speed dating on CRACK?
You: no idk what the deal is
Stranger: ;-)
You: o.o
Stranger: is this your first time on here
You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya
Stranger: i am 29/f/ca
You: cool
Stranger: u?
You: 32/m/ny
Stranger: u would be
You: whyy?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i just say that is all..
You: sooooooooo we gonna cyber or what?
Stranger: yeaaaaah....
Stranger: NOPE!
Stranger: LOL
March 29, 2009 @ 11:12 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sharon?
You: mayybbee?
Stranger: dylan?
You: i do spit hot fiyah
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i got you!
You: oh yes
You: what do you want me to do for you?
Stranger: imposter!
March 29, 2009 @ 11:14 PM
BruhMan

Post: 5120

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: 5thFlo

You: Oh Hi Ho
Stranger: Hi!
You: SUP
Stranger: Not much
Stranger: yourself?
You: same
You: just rick rossin it
Stranger: are you one of those tbn people?
You: not lovein these hoes
You: tbn?
Stranger: yeah
You: them black *****s?
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: them black *****s
Stranger: enjoy your ignorance
You: no sir i am not
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March 29, 2009 @ 11:25 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

damn... lol

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