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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont look at me with those dot eyes
You: and that parenthesis smile
Stranger: this better =]
You: now we may begin
Stranger: lol, nice to meet you too
You: who do i speak with?
Stranger: the person to whom you are speaking would prefer to remain anonymous
You: I AM RAH, OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: and demand to know with whom i converse
You: all those who refuse will face my wrath
Stranger: lol, you sound like a very interesting person "rah"... you can just call me lily
You: thats better lily
You: i apologize for losing my temper
You: i have just been stressed with all of these mishaps in my kingdom
Stranger: that's alright, it's to be expected from an overlord
You: it was my royal day of birth today
You: and my minions lost my cake
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: how terrible
You: no its fine i killed them
Stranger: you probably won't gain the respect of your other citizens by killing off your minions
You: well i also wont gain any respect without a cake
You: imagine how foolish i must have looked
You: LORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: sitting in my throne
You: without a cake
Stranger: yes... that is quite embarrassing
You: the most embarrassing to happen to me
You: do u have any embarrassing stories lily
Stranger: it's probably good for your character... you know, wouldn't want your ego to get too big
You: ARE YOU SAYING MY EGO IS TOO BIG?
Stranger: now why would i say a thing like that?
You: lily i will have you know that i have appointed the finest ego measurers inthe land
You: and every dya
You: i have them measure my ego
You: and if it is above a respectable mark
You: i have them thrown to the lions
You: and in all my years
You: i have never had a report of a large ego
Stranger: lol, well that's good to hear
You: now lily we were speaking of urself
You: what embarrassing story did u have to share with I
You: LORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
Stranger: i actually don't have any embarrassing stories- i'm perfect
Stranger: you are correct
You: none of this "you business"
You: you will addrss me as RAH, OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
Stranger: and if i don't?
You: you shall feel my wrath
You: an angry email
You: or something of the like
You: pehaps a scowl
You: who knows
You: do not tempt my anger lily
Stranger: seems like i already have, but it also looks like i'm experiencing no consequences
Stranger: therefore, i will continue as i have been
You: doth thou mocketh me?
You: remain there whilst i call upon the royal punishment keeper
Stranger: wouldst thou accuse such treachery?
You: oooh you shall be recieving a hearty thrashing for your indeed treachery
You: let me see theroyal book
Stranger: ah, and what good would come of that?
You: u made me do it
You: oh look what ive done
You: im a monster
You: u made me do it!
You: the angry face
You: im sorry lily
You: that was out of line
Stranger: indeed, but i'm strong enough to handle it
You: but this was ur own fault
Stranger: certainly not
You: dont try to make me feel better lily
You: i rah, overlord of the netherworld know when i have gravely injured a persom
You: and/or person
You: and this is a case not to be taken lightly
You: i therefore resign
You: from my position as RAH OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: you may do with my kingdom as you like
You: *dies in dramatic explosion*
You: to get a cake on the royal birthday
Stranger: not a problem
You have disconnected.