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April 16, 2009 @ 02:45 AM
Chavez

Post: 85

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Montreal

[FONT="Arial Black"]lol before reading keep in mind I talked to this guy once before and kinda got the enough to convince him I was renee.[/FONT]


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Stranger: is your name renee?
You: yes
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: ?/f/montreal
Stranger: rea;;y
You: yes why
You: how do you know my name?
Stranger: were you having a convo with someone that the connection went bad by chance?
You: omg! yes
Stranger: what about?
You: your from ohio right?
Stranger: if its who i think it is
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ya
You: wow
You: I cant beluive the odds
You: 1 in 2208
Stranger: im not gonna lie
Stranger: i kinda went on a spree of
Stranger: is your name renee?
You: lol
You: well im flatterd
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that pissed me off
You: why?
Stranger: stupid internet
You: ahaha why
Stranger: cause your cool to talk to
Stranger: and my internet crapped out
You: thank you I enjoyed are talks aswell
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: now your like
Stranger: wow this kid is creepy
You: no no well...
You: ahahah no im kidding
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sooo seriously this is you
Stranger: i got rick rolled like 5 minutes ago
You: well to be honest im running out of ways to prove its me
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok
You: how many rennee from montreal do you know? lol
Stranger: what was the last thing you say
Stranger: actually i ran into 2 others
Stranger: btw
You: lol how is that possible
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: btw, my email is [email]thingschangeandsodowe@yahoo.com[/email]
You: lol ill give you mine if you promise not to laugh
Stranger: ok
You: I made it when I was much younger
Stranger: i get made fun of constantly for that
You: *******@hotmail.com [FONT="Arial Black"]MY friends e-mail LOL![/FONT]
You: i know I know it stupid
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: your fine
Stranger: probably both physically and metaphorically
Stranger: but thast for later
You: I was young when I made it now Im to lazy to switch it
You: ahaha well thanks again
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok im done being creepy
You: lol no no its cute
Stranger: hahaha
You: anyways its getting really late over here I need to sleep
Stranger: so do we wanna pick up where we left off or sttart completely new
You: keep in touch by e-mail alright
You: dont lose me again
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i went nuts once
Stranger: i dont need to do that again
You: lol
Stranger: i have gotten a few emails like
Stranger: are you so and so
Stranger: and i never got it
Stranger: now i do
You: ahaha well im glad you found me
Stranger: me too
Stranger: :-)
You: I cant say I searched but I was hoping to get intouch again
Stranger: you know thats kinda cheap, you got one of mine
Stranger: but i didnt get your desire
Stranger: :-)
You: lol I see
You: you want to hear the dirt before bed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nah
Stranger: we can save that for later:-)
You: alright like I said keep intouch
Stranger: i wouldnt dare think otherwise
You: promise?
Stranger: promise
Stranger: :-)
You: goodnight smile
Stranger: night

[COLOR="Black"][FONT="Arial Black"]The joke that will keep giving for a while[/FONT][/COLOR]
April 16, 2009 @ 05:38 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

Hahaha
April 22, 2009 @ 08:20 PM
saurier

Post: 1465

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

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Stranger: hi!
You: oh hot damn
You: this my jam
You: gonna keep me partyin till the AM
You: soo...
You: you like...
You: stuff?
Stranger: OMG YES I LOVE THAT SONG
You: for true?
Stranger: except i like his new one better
Stranger: right round?
You: kinda overplayed
Stranger: you hear sugar yet?
You: i don't really like flo-rida actually
You: i just like that part
You: in that song
Stranger: hahahaa your a girl arent you
You: naw
You: i just like it
You: because
You: you can substitute jam
You: with many words
You: like yam
Stranger: hahahahah wow i am a girl and i thought i had my girl radar totally turned on
You: or spam
Stranger: hahahah oh hot damn this is my lamb
You: yeah see
Stranger: oh hot darn this is my barn
You: HAHA
You: you made me laugh in real life
You: i would have typed lol
You: but you wouldn't have believed me
You: but seriously
Stranger: thats what i do! if i'm reallly laughing i type HAH
Stranger: because that's how it comes out
You: you caught me off guard
You: that was hilarious
You: :D
Stranger: so whereabouts you from?
You: MN
You: if you know where that is
Stranger: haha i was just about to say you sound more american
Stranger: i'm so used to talking to people with like broken english cause they're fucking europeans
You: :D
Stranger: wait MN as in minnesota?
You: well technically i'm european
You: yeah
You: i have dual citizenship
You: US and germany
You: but i don't have an accent
Stranger: hahahaha sweet
You: lucky for you, eh?
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: omg perfect! i'm 18 and i'm so sick of talking to old guys in their parents' basements!
You: this is suspiciously awesome!
Stranger: i know fo shizzle ho!
You: so where do you live
Stranger: i'm from GA btw
You: ah
Stranger: woah esp
You: wow we're on the same wavelength
You: hotlanta?
Stranger: chya brah!
You: i know some guys from thereabouts
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: highschool or college?
You: highschool
Stranger: omg what school
You: hold on
You: i'll try to find out
You: his name is dan something
You: and his girlfriends name is natalie
Stranger: omg find out because atlanta is fucking small
You: dang he's not online
You: well
You: he smokes a lot of weed
Stranger: omg me too
Stranger: equals we've probably blazed together
Stranger: and/ or hooked up at some concert in little 5
You: lewl
Stranger: i do not hold myself responsible for my actions when i am high
You: you should see the buds i got today
Stranger: omg you should see the plant i'm growing
Stranger: its just budding and it is fucking beautiful
You: srsly?
Stranger: chya brah!
You: where are you growing it?
Stranger: in my basement
Stranger: no one ever goes down there
Stranger: it's in "my studio" hahaha i'm a painter
You: you are the most rad person i've met on here
Stranger: hahahaa i know right!
You: if this isn't some elaborate hoax
Stranger: no it is not
Stranger: omg i want to see you
Stranger: you got facebook?
You: yeah
Connection asploded.


FUCK THAT. FUCK THAT SHIT. FUCK THIS OMEGLE SHIT. FUCKIN FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK

SHE WAS PROBABLY REALLY HOT TOO. MOTHERFUCK. WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 22, 2009 @ 08:45 PM
DRIFT

Post: 68

Join Date: Jul 2008

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you sexy?
Stranger: depends if you have a penis or vagina
You: I have both
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April 23, 2009 @ 12:02 AM
FRESHPRINCE707

Post: 65

Join Date: Oct 2007

You: I CHOOSE YOU, WARTORTLE
Stranger: hi
You: wartotle uses water
Stranger: go pickachu
You: its super effective
Stranger: thunderbolt
You: pikachu passes out
Stranger: no way
You: yah way
Stranger: fine...
You: wartortle come back
You: go clefairy
Stranger: go charzard
Stranger: flamethrower
You: ahh its not effective
Stranger: yea it is
You: clefairy dodges
Stranger: dam
You: clefairy uses sleeep
Stranger: fly charzard
You: awww fuck
Stranger: i dodged it
You: damn you ur good
Stranger: charzard used fly
Stranger: mildly effective
You: clefairy passes out
You: ohhhh no
You: go onix
Stranger: ooo
You: onix uses rock throw
Stranger: good one
You: thanks
Stranger: shit...
Stranger: super effective
You: charizard is dazed
You: skip ur turn
Stranger: return charzard
You: onix use rock slide
Stranger: go lapras
Stranger: ice beam
You: lapras wtf?
You: ohh yah lapras is dope
You: never mind back to the fighting
Stranger: lol
Stranger: k
Stranger: so yea ice beam
You: ohh no
You: its suoer effecive
You: onix is dazed
You: skip my turn
Stranger: finish him
Stranger: water gun
You: WHY GOD WHY???
You: its super efectiv
You: come back onix u put up a good fight
You: GO ZAPDOS MUAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHA
Stranger: OOHHHHHH SHIT
You: Zapdos uses thunderbolt
Stranger: AHHHHHHH
You: lapras dogdes
Stranger: yes
You: DAN ******
Stranger: lapras uses ice beam
You: zapdos is an electric pokemon light effect
Stranger: but also flying
Stranger: so super effective
You: zapdos uses thundershock
You: ONCE AGAIN!!
Stranger: super effective
You: lapras passes out
You: muahahhaahhah
Stranger: crap...
Stranger: go.....
You: i use my pokeball
You: to try and steal ur lapras
You: damn it doesent worj
Stranger: i slapped the ball away
You: hits me in the balls
Stranger: hah
Stranger: thats what you get
You: i pass out and u steall my pokemon
You: WTF MAN EHY U GOTTA STEAL MY SHIT THO
Stranger: sweet
You: FUCKING THIEF DUDE
Stranger: i wana be the very best
You: I THOT U WERE MY FRIEND
Stranger: that no one ever was
You: WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO ME
Stranger: to catch them is my true quest
You: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT MAN
Stranger: to train them is my cause
Stranger: pokemon
You: I SWEAR IMA GET MY REVENGE
Stranger: gotta catch em all
You: *i reach in my pocket and still have a pokeball
You: go pokeballl
Stranger: uh o
You: out comes a lastoise
You: blastoise
You: muhhhahahahahaahahaahha
You: i use water beam
You: i hit you
You: u pass out
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: nooo
You: HAHAHAAH ***** I TOOK MY SHIT BACK AND YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
Stranger: team rocket blasting off again......
You: IIGHT MAN HAPPY TROLLING
Stranger: you to
You: =]
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April 23, 2009 @ 12:03 AM
FRESHPRINCE707

Post: 65

Join Date: Oct 2007

You: so where u from
Stranger: the vast expanse of land that is Canada
Stranger: and you?
You: the ****** infested united states
You: pretty nice out here
Stranger: well then hello there, neighbour
Stranger: or neighbor, for you
You: its hotter than africa out here tho
Stranger: haha
You: today was like 90 degrees
Stranger: that sounds hot
You: or like 33 Celcius for you
You: mwhahaahaahaha
Stranger: oh crap, that sounds hotter
You: im kinda crazy
You: i have toureetes
You: i kant spel eithr
Stranger: wonderful
You: so yeah
Stranger: haha
You: you in school
Stranger: it was about 65 F here today
Stranger: in college
Stranger: and you?
You: same here majoring in comp engineering
You: what are u majoring in
Stranger: not sure yet
Stranger: perhaps English
Stranger: perhaps French
You: yah engineering sux too much math
Stranger: haha
You: but sumbody needs to do ir
You: it*
Stranger: I've failed math a few times
Stranger: definitely not my thing
You: i sorta suck at english
You: but not alot
Stranger: we even out, o stranger!
You: just a tad
You: dude if we morphed together we would be invincible
Stranger: we would probably have superpowers
Stranger: WE COULD BE ANIMORPHS
You: with my math intelligence and your superhuman english skills we could maybe rule the WORLD!!!!
Stranger: BWAHAAHAHA
You: first thing i would do is get a grip of hot chicks by my side
You: ill get a couple for you as welll
Stranger: if we were animorphs we could get ALL KINDS of species
Stranger: and aliens
You: DUDE WE COULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL DIFFRENT SPPECIES
Stranger: (remember animorphs? Those crappy books for 10 year olds?!)
You: OMFG!!!!!
You: yeha'
Stranger: I JUST FOUND ONE
You: iwth the person turning into an animal on the cover
Stranger: read it - WORST THING EVER
Stranger: but yet SOOOOO GOOD!
Stranger: YES~!
You: GOOOOSEBUMPS WIN!!!!
You: dude im gonna go to my library and check out one
Stranger: BRING BACK THE KIDS BOOKS
You: fuck this harry potter cullshit
Stranger: AND LAUGH AT THE AWFUL
Stranger: I don't want fucking magic
You: fuc kthis hannah montana
Stranger: I want the POWER TO TURN INTO ANIMALS
You: fucking bitch ass wizards and shit
Stranger: so very true
You: ***** I CAN TURN INTO A FUCKING ANTEATER BITCH
Stranger: OR LIKE, A LION
You: GET THE FUCK OUUTTA HERE WITH THAT MGIC BULLSHIT
Stranger: EAT THOSE STUPID WIZARDS
You: BRING BACK POKEMON CARDS!!!
You: "A WILD CENTIPEDE APPEARED FIGHT OR RUN AWAY"
Stranger: NO - TURN INTO A MOTHERFUCKING GIANT BIRD AND EAT THAT BITCH
You: fuck yah EXTREMEEEEE!!
You: THIS IS ONE OF THE LONGEST CONVOS AND MOST INTERESTING ONES IVE HAD SO FAR
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: I AM VERY GLAD
You: ME HAPPY = }
You: HOWD U HERE ABOUT HIS PLACE
Stranger: it`s because no one else appreciates the wonderment of the animorphs
You: HEAR*
Stranger: about omegle
April 23, 2009 @ 12:48 AM
iSTi

Post: 303

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Daygo

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You: howdy

Stranger: Hi

You: supreme!!!

Stranger: Texas?

You: Tokyo

You: LA

You: NY

You: worldwide

Stranger: Sweet

You: i luv you

Stranger: Mushi mushi haha

You: no homo

You: srirracha

Stranger: Love you back mo homo

You: im 12

You: u?

Stranger: 19/male/Texas

You: u=
April 23, 2009 @ 02:04 PM
JakeF.Baby

Post: 910

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: candyland

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Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: from=?
You: yo stranger, are you a crazy trill d00d?
Stranger: no
You: if so, would you be interested in a (USED) john stockton knee brace?
You: only asking for 3 dollars, plus a 2 dollar shipping fee
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April 23, 2009 @ 03:00 PM
JakeF.Baby

Post: 910

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: candyland

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Stranger: hey
You: juelz dip dip
Stranger: i hope you r not an asshole that want to find a twin soul here
You: wait wut
You: lol
Stranger: what the hell wait wut means?
You: what do you mean by your previous statement sir
You: im afraid you lost me
Stranger: i dont understand what is wait wut
You: it means wait what
Stranger: what about juelz dip dip?
You: oh
You: its a song
Stranger: well
Stranger: where are you from?
You: shadow moses island
Stranger: well
Stranger: is liquid there?
You: =o
You: i applaud you sir
Stranger: man i already finish metal gear 4
You: was it good
Stranger: in one fucking day i got a vicious that almost kill me
You: damn
Stranger: good i mean
Stranger: its a too fucking god game!
You: i like the first one the best
Stranger: i can see i can see
You: for ps1
You: the nintendo ones sucked
Stranger: well i just played the 4
You: could never get past the damn dogs
Stranger: isnt?
You: what?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: well i dont remember any dog
Stranger: at the 4
You: oh
You: no lol i mean the dogs in the nES one
Stranger: well why do you talk about the dogs if you know that i dont know then?
Stranger: what a dick you are!
You: :3
Stranger: >=(
You: the 3rd one sucked
Stranger: look you again
Stranger: you know that i just played the 4
You: oh
Stranger: but you talk about the 3!
Stranger: what a dick!
You: only the 4
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: never any of the others?
You: >=O
Stranger: no
You: wut wot w0t what
You: dude what the hell
Stranger: and snake die in the 4
Stranger: and it make me sad
You: go buy those and play the fuck out of them
You: jesus maty and joseph
You: you cant even appreciate the goddamned storyline without playing the previuos 3!
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT I SOFRER?
Stranger: SNAKE DIE DIE IN FRONT OF ME!
Stranger: MY GOD I WASNT READY FOR THAT
You: WELL U AINT KNOW HIM 2 GOOS ANYWAYS
You: CUZ U ONLY PLAYED THE 4TH ONE
Stranger: BUT I FINISH THE 4 ONE
You: OH KEWL
Stranger: SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
You: I FINISH THE 3 BEFORE IT
You: SO ME ND SNAKE ARE FRIENDZ
You: AND WHEN I GET THE 4
You: I WILL CRY WHEN SNAKE DIE
You: BECAUSE I ACTUALLY KNOW HIM
Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: UNLIKE U U DICK!
Stranger: I CRYED WHEN HE DIE
Stranger: POOR SNAKE
Stranger: POOR SNAKE
You: OH PLEEZ
You: OH PLEEZ
You: YOU WANNA CRY?
Stranger: HE SHOT ON HE OWN FUCKING FACE!
You: OH YEH?
Stranger: YEAH
You: PLAY THE 1ST MGS
You: AND GIVE IN TO OCELOTS TORTURE
You: AND AT THE END OF THE GAME
You: WHEN MERYL DIES
You: YOUL CRY
You: I DID
You: BUT THEN I PLAYED IT OVER
You: AND RESISTED THE TORTURE!
You: SO SHE LIVED
You: DEN I WAS LIEK =d
Stranger: MERYL SUCK!
Stranger: SNAKE ITS OLD AND SOFRING
Stranger: SOFRING!
You: LOLWUT
You: MERYL DONT SUCK!
Stranger: NO ONE EVEN WENT TO HIS FUNERAL
You: SHE A IMPORTANT CHARACTER
Stranger: THEY WAS ALL AT MERYL MARRIAGE
You: WAIT SHE GOT MARRIED?!
You: TO WHO
You: THAT WAS SNAKES PUSSY
Stranger: A GUY NAMED AKIBA
You: WTF
You: OH FUCK THAT ASSHOLE
Stranger: YEAH!
You: SNAKE WRECKED THAT SHIT
Stranger: YEAH!
You: FUCKIN AKIBA AINT HITTIN THAT RIGHT
Stranger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKZ_AsYxrsY
Stranger: SEE THE BITCH IS GETTING MARRIEGE WITH AKIBA!
You: AWW WTF
You: THATS BULLSHIT
You: FUCKING MERYL
You: WHAT A DYKE
Stranger: YEAH SNAKE DIE ALONE"
You: HOAAARRRR!!!
Stranger: ALONE!
You: THE COLONEL WAS AT HER MARRIAGE TOO HUH
You: FUCKING PRICK
You: KNOW WHY?
Stranger: YEAH
You: BECASUE MERYL IS HIS DAUGHTER!
Stranger: BECAUSE HE DATE A GIRL AND SOMETHING LIKE TAHT
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: I KNOW THAT
You: HE SLEPT WITH HIS BROS WIFE!
You: WHAT A DICK
Stranger: WHAT A DICK!
Stranger: BUT SHE FORGIVE HE
Stranger: THE BITCH!
You: AWW
You: WTF
You: KICK HIM IN THE DICK
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW WHO IS ZERO?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: SNAKE "FATHER" KILL HIM
You: YEAH BIG BAWSS
Stranger: HE TURN OF ZERO MACHINE
You: AWW COCKFACE
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YOUR DREAMS ARE ALL OVER
You: THATS HOGSHIT MAN
Stranger: MERYL ITS A BITCH
You: FUCKING HOGSHIT
Stranger: SHE MARRIED WITH A ASSHOLE
You: MAN IM PISSED
You: IMA GO FUCKING CUT MYSELF LISTENING TO HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
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April 23, 2009 @ 03:31 PM
Calborn

Post: 1599

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: BAY, CALIFAS

Stranger: hi
You: hey fag
You: you wanna touch my butt?
Stranger: no
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As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

April 23, 2009 @ 08:53 PM
JakeF.Baby

Post: 910

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: candyland

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Stranger: will you be the troy to my gabriella?
You: shoar
Stranger: omgosh really?!
You: yah
Stranger: sing to me, troy!
You: juelz dip dip
You: santana set set

You: what he grip grip
You: niggga techs techs
Stranger: what the crud are you singing?
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April 23, 2009 @ 10:12 PM
saurier

Post: 1465

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones





I met these two babes last night. Best believe i got facebooks and msn.

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 23, 2009 @ 10:15 PM
Calborn

Post: 1599

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: BAY, CALIFAS

good stuff, bro

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

April 24, 2009 @ 10:01 AM
MC.OPTIMUS

Post: 151

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: The Netherlands

You: whaaaats up!
Stranger: trivia #7 people who annoy you? (fill in the blanks)

N_GG_RS
You: naggers
Stranger: wrong
You: noggers
Stranger: right answer was: ******S
April 25, 2009 @ 09:16 PM
Killa!

Post: 1429

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: harlem world

Stranger: yea its a bummer how come yours divorced
You: ummm
You: idk the exact reason
You: but my dad was accicted to vicodin when i as 8
Stranger: word. mine divorced cuz my dad is a transexual
Stranger: haha
You: i think that ended it lolol
You: WUT?!
Stranger: yea dude
You: like dress up as a women?
Stranger: like she changed her sex surgically
Stranger: into a woman
You: holy shit
Stranger: when i was 6
Stranger: yea
You: thats some tramatizing shit
Stranger: no kidding
You: ur serious?
Stranger: i think im alright though. deffinately was a weird childhood but i dont think i am too fucked u[
Stranger: yea im serious
You: damn
You: not tring to be a dick
You: but do u still call her dad
Stranger: its not being a dick at all, i have been asked every question in the book and i am vey comfortable with it. when i was about 10 or 12 i started called her mom, me and my brother both did, because it made it easier in public and it just became all around habbit
You: word
April 25, 2009 @ 09:23 PM
SubPrime

Post: 1329

Join Date: Nov 2008





I met these two babes last night. Best believe i got facebooks and msn.


those were dudes....pretending to be babes....
April 25, 2009 @ 11:02 PM
saurier

Post: 1465

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

facebooks

and msn

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 25, 2009 @ 11:56 PM
ZachBlack44

Post: 138

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: PA

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Stranger: hey you wanna cyber
You: NO
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April 26, 2009 @ 12:30 PM
ricky tan

Post: 1478

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: serbia

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Stranger: hey you wanna cyber
You: NO
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soooooo funny! lolololol

hung 10 never surfed

April 28, 2009 @ 10:02 PM
KEMP

Post: 1557

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Vancouver

You: hi
Stranger: hi~ f / m?
You: F
You: U
Stranger: from?
Stranger: m
You: F
You: U
You: C
You: K
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May 17, 2009 @ 01:19 PM
rapswin

Post: 27

Join Date: Jun 2007

Lolz
May 17, 2009 @ 02:21 PM
mr.orange

Post: 1099

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: London, England

i had this one funny conversation where halfway through this dude realised i was trollin' and we talked about how funny it was for like 10 minutes, didn't save though

i just had a really funny one, dude was from germany (said he was aryan haha) and i pretended to be a 17 year old from cali who happened to be passing through munich on her way to berlin... basically i gave him a friends MSN and told him i do shit on webcam and stuff, arranged to fuck in munich, said i have DD tits etc. then i dropped the bombshell that i have a penis. he went along with it and then i made up that i had a twin sister and that we sometimes fuck

i got a bit silly towards the end but it was still funny as hell
May 24, 2009 @ 01:48 AM
fog

Post: 132

Join Date: May 2009

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: ㅁㅓ해
Stranger: 욕쓰면
Stranger: 죽인다
You: i don't understand japanese too well
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i think
Stranger: i was rude
You: well
You: let's start over :D
Stranger: japan 18 male
Stranger: abt u?
You: jamal demircoglu/17/california
Stranger: gender?
You: oh sorry .. male
Stranger: califonia...
Stranger: my friend lives there
Stranger: 3 years ago
Stranger: my friend go there
Stranger: yesterday
Stranger: all my trouble seem so far away
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i will shoot you
You: what.. why say that to me?
Stranger: my friend who lives there will kill you
Stranger: be careful babe
Stranger: hahaha
You: 見知らぬ
You: 見知らぬ人
Stranger: 見知らぬ
Stranger: fuck
You: ( 人 )
Stranger: your mother fucker man
You: wait
Stranger: your mother sucking my dick
Stranger: aha
You: my name was jamal demircoglu did you not hear me the first time?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: your first name?
Stranger: fucker?
You: tell me yours and we will talk hah
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: yagami raito
You: are you yakuza?
Stranger: hahaha]
You: did you think i would be scared? hah.
Stranger: my club name is crows?
Stranger: did you hear about crows?
You: no why?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: be careful
You: hah
You: i bet you are the one who is scared right now
Stranger: your mother fucker
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: good
Stranger: you will lose your money
You: you think you can just say that and get away with it?
Stranger: if you bet me
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: wh?
Stranger: your mother fucker man
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: see ya~~~
You: you think this is the last time.. ur in for a suprise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
May 24, 2009 @ 02:01 AM
CreAm773

Post: 219

Join Date: Jul 2008

Stranger: o hai
Stranger: u a gurl?
Stranger: i am a boy
You: yea
Stranger: I'm looking to talk to a cute girl
You: heheh3he
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing u?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 19/f/florida
You: u?
Stranger: i'm 18/m/va
Stranger: have you heard of cybering?
You: no.
You: What is it?
Stranger: Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse
You: O_O
You: That sounds naughty
Stranger: it's basically like phone sex
Stranger: but with words lol
Stranger: u interested?
You: I'm kind of shy hehe
You: I'm actually a virgin tbh
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: I mean, do you know what turns you on?
You: boys tehe
Stranger: well what about them?
You: idk, my bff jill says it feels great but i'm scared
Stranger: well what if I started to put my hand under your shirt
You: idk... you might feel boobies
Stranger: well, would that turn you on
Stranger: ?
You: i can't say
Stranger: well why don't you take your own hand and put it under your shirt and start feeling your boobies
Stranger: rubbing your nipples
Stranger: and then tell me if it feels good
You: It feels... different
Stranger: good different?
You: mhm
Stranger: well picture me, rubbing your breasts
Stranger: and kissing your neck
Stranger: how do you like it?
You: hehe feels nice
Stranger: and what if I took my shirt off
Stranger: and then started to slide your pants down
Stranger: so are you feeling turned on?
Stranger: feeling a little wet?
You: kpkopkokipokiokiwda
You: sorry it took me a while to answer... i just had a seizure
You: continue tho...
Stranger: I take off your pants
Stranger: pull my dick out
Stranger: and stick it into your mouth
Stranger: and I grab your nipples real hard as you have your lips wrapped around my cock
Stranger: then, I bend you over and put you on a table and stick my cock inside of you
You: Then I rip it off and beat my chest like the mother fucking king of the jungle... then I toss it into some near by tall grass never to be seen again
You: faggot.
Stranger: what the fuck bro
May 24, 2009 @ 06:19 PM
PopNFresh

Post: 102

Join Date: Nov 2008

You: hi
You: HI
BITCH
Stranger: wat?
You: TALK
Stranger: I'm 12 years old.
You: YOU GOT b1g p3n0r?
Stranger: and wat is this?
You: got b1g p3n0r?
You: l3tz h4v3 s3x
Stranger: Penis is slimey
You: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.
May 24, 2009 @ 06:28 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

hahhaha this shit is great.
May 24, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
rawbee.

Post: 334

Join Date: Jan 2009

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: asl
You: 14/F/idaho
You: u?
Stranger: 15/m/usa
You: wut's ur name?
Stranger: corey
You: im samantha
Stranger: nice name
You: thank you. i like ur's 2
Stranger: can i call you sam?
You: sure
Stranger: so sam whats up?
You: not much. i'm just on facebook talking to some friends
You: then someone linked me this page!



i got tired of it after that 45 seconds
May 26, 2009 @ 06:58 AM
kaybeez

Post: 5

Join Date: Jan 2009

Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: 13/f/usa you?
Stranger: 14 m norwaysmile
You: oh coool
You: you have a girl friend?
Stranger: nopesmile
You: ...... r u looking?
Stranger: yeah
You: WELLL TOOO BAD
You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________
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May 26, 2009 @ 09:16 AM
sgt H

Post: 840

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: bakersfield

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hmmmhm
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/m/whereever you want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mmhhmmm
Stranger: hi
You: where u frmmm
Stranger: korea
You: 학교 후에 오늘 밤 해 당신 무엇?
Stranger: 당신 변태니??
You: no pervert here
Stranger: 또라이 새끼
You: 18 인치 남근은 부모와 저를, 당신 산다 언젠가 위로 명중했다?
Stranger: 미친 개새끼
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 23, 2009 @ 03:43 AM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey smile
You: dont look at me with those dot eyes
You: and that parenthesis smile
Stranger: this better =]
You: okay
You: now we may begin
Stranger: lol, nice to meet you too
You: who do i speak with?
Stranger: the person to whom you are speaking would prefer to remain anonymous
You: blashphemy
You: I AM RAH, OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: and demand to know with whom i converse
You: all those who refuse will face my wrath
Stranger: lol, you sound like a very interesting person "rah"... you can just call me lily
You: thats better lily
You: i apologize for losing my temper
You: i have just been stressed with all of these mishaps in my kingdom
Stranger: that's alright, it's to be expected from an overlord
You: it was my royal day of birth today
You: and my minions lost my cake
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: how terrible
You: no its fine i killed them
Stranger: you probably won't gain the respect of your other citizens by killing off your minions
You: well i also wont gain any respect without a cake
You: imagine how foolish i must have looked
You: me
You: LORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: sitting in my throne
You: without a cake
Stranger: yes... that is quite embarrassing
You: the most embarrassing to happen to me
You: do u have any embarrassing stories lily
Stranger: it's probably good for your character... you know, wouldn't want your ego to get too big
You: ARE YOU SAYING MY EGO IS TOO BIG?
Stranger: now why would i say a thing like that?
You: lily i will have you know that i have appointed the finest ego measurers inthe land
You: and every dya
You: i have them measure my ego
You: and if it is above a respectable mark
You: i have them thrown to the lions
You: and in all my years
You: i have never had a report of a large ego
Stranger: lol, well that's good to hear
You: now lily we were speaking of urself
You: what embarrassing story did u have to share with I
You: RAH
You: LORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
Stranger: i actually don't have any embarrassing stories- i'm perfect
Stranger: :-P
You: impossible
Stranger: you are correct
You: none of this "you business"
You: you will addrss me as RAH, OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
Stranger: and if i don't?
You: you shall feel my wrath
You: an angry email
You: or something of the like
You: pehaps a scowl
You: who knows
You: do not tempt my anger lily
Stranger: seems like i already have, but it also looks like i'm experiencing no consequences
Stranger: therefore, i will continue as i have been
You: doth thou mocketh me?
You: remain there whilst i call upon the royal punishment keeper
Stranger: wouldst thou accuse such treachery?
You: oooh you shall be recieving a hearty thrashing for your indeed treachery
You: let me see theroyal book
Stranger: ah, and what good would come of that?
You: >=[
You: see
You: u made me do it
You: oh look what ive done
You: im a monster
You: u made me do it!
You: the angry face
You: im sorry lily
You: that was out of line
Stranger: indeed, but i'm strong enough to handle it
You: but this was ur own fault
You: lies
Stranger: certainly not
You: dont try to make me feel better lily
You: i rah, overlord of the netherworld know when i have gravely injured a persom
You: and/or person
You: and this is a case not to be taken lightly
You: i therefore resign
You: from my position as RAH OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD
You: you may do with my kingdom as you like
You: *dies in dramatic explosion*
You: LILYYYYYY
You: YYYYY
You: YYY
You: rememberrrrrr
You: to get a cake on the royal birthday
Stranger: not a problem
You have disconnected.

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water


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