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March 29, 2009 @ 05:36 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

omegle.com/

You: o hai!
Stranger: ohai
You: how r u lawl
Stranger: i rape u now.
You: now i raped.
Stranger: MmmMmMMmmmmmm
You: owwwwwwwWw
Stranger: atleast im not threatening to rape you with a knife like i am other people :3
You: r u a girl or a boy
Stranger: iono
Stranger: ];
You: i think u girl cuz only bitchez make those smiley faces
Stranger: LOLWUT
March 29, 2009 @ 05:50 PM
WhiteMike

Post: 755

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Seattle

I'm going to kill you.

Not like, oh HaI I is going 2 KiLl uuu, but like, I'm gonna fucking kill you for posting something so fucking retarded on hypebeast.
March 29, 2009 @ 05:54 PM
stos

Post: 1161

Join Date: Nov 2006

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Chloe?
You: yes
Stranger: phew i founf u
Stranger: how u been
You: good
You: can i suck yo cock?
Stranger: took me ages going through 477 ppl
Stranger: oh really
You: yeeeeee
Stranger: im up for that
Stranger: shall i come to urs now
Stranger: we can do it and that
You: you shall come FIRST
You: if you know what i mean ;)
Stranger: horray
Stranger: can u piss on my face
You: lol yes
Stranger: kk well i will leave now
You: no
You: wait
You: i want to say something lawlz
Stranger: so im getting train ill proablly be there in like 45 mins
You: WSUP DEN?!
Stranger: pardon
Stranger: Chloe?
You: WSUP DEN?!
Stranger: is that u
You: WSUP DEN?!
Stranger: damn u
Stranger: 6 ppl have done this to me now
You: you got sammies?
March 29, 2009 @ 05:59 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

I'm going to kill you.

Not like, oh HaI I is going 2 KiLl uuu, but like, I'm gonna fucking kill you for posting something so fucking retarded on hypebeast.


Oh sorry white mike come and kill me from Seattle prick.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:03 PM
Mobb Deep

Post: 212

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: MTL

You: sup
Stranger: welcome
You: thanks b
You: whats poppin?
Stranger: may i interest you in a ham?
Stranger: i am the protectorate of hams
You: pause i dont eat ham *****
You: im muslim
You: you can eat mine tho
Stranger: INFIDEL
You: you down?
Stranger: PRIASE BE ONTO ALLAH
You: you ever tossed salade before?
Stranger: FOR HE WILL BRING VENGEANCE ONTO THE PLAGUES OF THIS EARTH
You: chyeah this *****
March 29, 2009 @ 06:04 PM
Eaton

Post: 3457

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NY

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: i'm 18
You: im a man
You: im 17
Stranger: let's have sex
You: want to get dirty
Stranger: o yeah
You: how long is your penis
Stranger: wat
You: exactly
You: whurr yew go baybay
Stranger: i'm right here
Stranger: wanna do it in the butt?
You: okk so you never answered my question
You: how long is your penis
Stranger: i don't have a penis
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: unacceptable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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March 29, 2009 @ 06:08 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

some dude was askin me buot the giving tree
n then another disconnected when i said i was a dude
March 29, 2009 @ 06:10 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

You: HI
You: helo
Stranger: ola
You: ola senorita
You: you dont speak spanish
Stranger: how you doing?
You: its hola
You: FAGGOT!
-----------------------------------------------
Stranger: hi :D
You: WSUP
You: are you female?
Stranger: no.
You: sad
You have disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:11 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

Stranger: : ………………_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~
………._,-'':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::''-„
………..,-':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::confused
………,-'::::::::::::„:„„-~-~--'~-'~--~-~--~-
……..,'::::::::::,~'': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : '-|
……..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''
March 29, 2009 @ 06:12 PM
Mobb Deep

Post: 212

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: MTL

You: hey
Stranger: wassup
Stranger: you down with?
You: henny & weed, b
You: you?
Stranger: blow job pl0x
Stranger: my name is henny
Stranger: btw
Stranger: u?
You: max
Stranger: gay?
You: hell no
Stranger: fuck off den
March 29, 2009 @ 06:14 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

Stranger: hi
You: oh hai
Stranger: ready for that timeshare on your soul?
You: youll never take me alive
Stranger: im afraid we will sir
Stranger: you signed this contract
You: EAT MY DICK, FUCKERS! *bang bang*
Stranger: AGHH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:14 PM
HEIST.

Post: 1773

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Beautiful Vanity B.C...

haha this shit is funny.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:15 PM
The Robe

Post: 271

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Chicago, IL

Fuck

Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I'm feeling,
Don't tell me you're too blind to see...

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand...

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
March 29, 2009 @ 06:17 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

You: Hai.
Stranger: How you doin'
You: Im good how is u
Stranger: Meh.
You: im better now im with a cutie like you
Stranger: Oh, please.
Stranger: You're making me blush.
You: c'mon im just gamin' to get in your pants, so can i
Stranger: Yeah sure, they're in that drawer over there. Just make sure you wash them before you return them.
You: no i meant can i have sex with you, sorry for the misunderstanding
Stranger: Oh right. No sorry.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:19 PM

Inactive

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: why u say nothing motherfucker
Stranger: was waiting fo you, bitch
Stranger: sup dawg?
You: he who waits masturbates
Stranger: you do realize theres a little indicator thing in the title of the website that shows when the other dude is typing
Stranger: i saw you were typing, so i waited
Stranger: i've whacked it too many times today to even try doing it again
You: theres no such thing as whacking too much
Stranger: yep
Stranger: there is
Stranger: three times in an afternoon
Stranger: the third time it just hurt
Stranger: and i came very little
Stranger: i tasted it and it did
Stranger: didn't taste good liek it normally does
You: well wait about 2 hours and you'll be locked and loaded
You: and if u taste your sperm a puppy dies
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i love killing puppies i guess
Stranger: i shot it into a shot glass normally
Stranger: and add a little bit of water
Stranger: and shoot it back
Stranger: fuck, it's so good
You: this conversation took a very twisted turn extremely quickly
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like to electrocute the tip of my penis
You: what does that do
Stranger: instant orgasm
You: must try
Stranger: yeah, don't
Stranger: im making stuff up again
Stranger: you'll ruin your dick dude
You: damn i was walking to the electrical outlet
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: be careful with your dick
Stranger: it's the only one you've got
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 06:22 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

some dude thinkin im a pinay slut ahaha
March 29, 2009 @ 06:25 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

You: I CHOOSE YOU, WARTORTLE
Stranger: wtf?
You: wartortle use tackle!
You: its super effective!
Stranger: no its shit
Stranger: BULBASAUR!
Stranger: RAZOR LEAF
You: fuuuuuuuuuuu
You: WARTORTLE, RETURN
You: GO! ONIX!
Stranger: YEAH USE ROCK POKEMON AGAINST GRASS
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: ARE YOU A FOOL
Stranger: *SOLAR BEAM*
Stranger: *watches onyx die*
You: ONIX WILL RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Stranger: onyx sucks
You: GO! BEEDRIL
Stranger: omg this gets worse and worse
Stranger: GO POLYWHIRL
You: USE TWIN POISON
You: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: RETREAT POYWHIRL
Stranger: GO
Stranger: MR MIME
Stranger: MIME MIME MIME!
You: BEEDRIL USE LEER
Stranger: BARRIER!
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: that leer countered my barrier
You: BEEDRIL, FINISH HIM WITH HYPER BEAM!
Stranger: WHAT?!!?
You: im the best mayne
You: i did it
March 29, 2009 @ 06:26 PM
Eaton

Post: 3457

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NY

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey hey
You: i love *****s
Stranger: Me too, the sure do wash my floor well
You: you like dick?
Stranger: dick tracy or dick emery?
You: dick cheney retard
You: i cant talk to a faggot who doesnt know his politcal leaders
You: im gone
Stranger: im UK so he aint owt to do with me
You: oh for real you in UGK
You: you know bun b? lulz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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March 29, 2009 @ 06:33 PM
Carl.

Post: 593

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: radda

You: yo
Stranger: What is love?
Stranger: Baby don't hurt me
Stranger: Don't hurt me
You: that tingle in your pants is what love is
Stranger: No more
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

radda radda radda

March 29, 2009 @ 06:35 PM
MOH

Post: 667

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Bay Area

Stranger: what's up
You: nothing chillin what's up with you
Stranger: about the same. watching some tv. asl?
You: what does asl mean
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: 18/f/usa here
You: 24 / I had sex yesterday / US AND A
March 29, 2009 @ 06:41 PM
bwssldr

Post: 1253

Join Date: Jul 2007

Stranger: cs
You: hi i am a 7 year old girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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March 29, 2009 @ 06:43 PM
Mr.Londoner

Post: 728

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: LDN

this website is gonna be my homepage..
March 29, 2009 @ 06:46 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

man i was havin a dope convo with some jap bitch, then my computer just froze.

got her myspace though: www.myspace.com/lesuuuhlee
March 29, 2009 @ 06:50 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

bahaha
March 29, 2009 @ 07:00 PM
ricky tan

Post: 1478

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: serbia

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: o hai!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you a gal?
You: why
You: ok yes i am
Stranger: just wondering
You: i prefer girl
You: who says gal lol
Stranger: ok lol
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok so how are you
Stranger: im good thanks and you?
You: good
You: good
Stranger: what you wanna do
You: idk
You: sometimes when im bored
You: i just kind a look at myself
You: lol
Stranger: same lol
You: asl?
Stranger: 17/ m/ scotland you?
You: 17/f/ usa
You: CA to be exact lool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you sound like a nice person
You: lol you too
Stranger: thanks
You: you have pics of your self?
You: or a myspace?
Stranger: na im camera shy
You: lol
You: i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd305/junksen3/danpat36.jpg
You: heres one of me
Stranger: your beautiful
You: thanks d00d
You: thats my sister
Stranger: ;)
You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO MY SISTER!
You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
Stranger: o....kk
You: WHO ARE YOU!
Stranger: fuk this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hung 10 never surfed

March 29, 2009 @ 07:03 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: whats poppin
You: you got the bud?
You: [marijuana]
Stranger: no
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: but im broke
You: upon a star?
You: me too
You: i lost it in the war
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: shame
You: but then i sold my toes
You: got many moniez
Stranger: clever! shoulda thought of that
You: yea shucks thanks
You: sexii time now commence?
Stranger: sure why not
You: yeyyeyeyeyeyyeyee
You: [war call]
You: [for sexii time]
You: lemme hear yours so i know youre ready
Stranger: woot
You: what? you gay?
You: i aint down
Stranger: its cool im a girl
You: idk what i am?
Stranger: thats cool
You: i lost that in nam
You: yeyeyeyeyeyeyedip dip dip
You: setttt
You: ayyye!!!
Stranger: there it go
You: him too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 29, 2009 @ 07:05 PM
weed_dad69

Post: 324

Join Date: Mar 2009

hmm quite a coincidence

You: hi!
Stranger: I LOVE COCK
You: me too
Stranger: YOUR... A MAN ?
You: yeah i noticed that too
Stranger: OH OK
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: wsup den
Stranger: nm niggy
Stranger: HYPEBEAST ?
You: heh yess
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: IM SO TURNED ON
You: YEAYUh
Stranger: YOU WHERE SUPREME ?
You: no sorry
You: i drink sodas
You: and have spider mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: make sense
You: YEAYUH
Stranger: I LOVE COCK
March 29, 2009 @ 07:15 PM
tRick

Post: 1133

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

lolque?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: HYPEBEAST IN THIS BITCH
Stranger: im kind of new here,
Stranger: but im really horny
Stranger: FUCK HYPEBEAST ***** YOU GAY
Stranger: 12OZPROPHET BITCH
You: AIGHT DEN
You: BUT REMEMBER
Stranger: FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS HYPEBEASTERS
Stranger: GO BUY SOME BAPES
You: REMEMBER
You: THE 5TH
You: ON NOVEMBER
Stranger: THE 5TH?
You: FUCK YOU AINT KNOW?
Stranger: REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER
Stranger: JOHN FAWKES OR SOME SHIT
You: DID YOU?
You: CUZ I SURE DIDNT
Stranger: AWW SHIT
You: HYPEBEAST DIP DIP DIP
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS SICK
Stranger: DIP DIP THE FUCK?
You: GET SOME SOUP FOR IT
Stranger: U MAD?
You: MAD, THOU ART
Stranger: LOL WUT
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: OKAY DUDE!
You: SHIIIETTT
You: I RUN THESE STREETS
Stranger: HYPEBEAST HAS A FORUM?
Stranger: OR YOU JUST HELLA GAY
You: OF COURSE IT DO
You: NUKKA NUKKA
Stranger: OH AIGHT
You: YUPP
Stranger: IM POSTING THIS CONVO IN MAH THREAD ON 12OZ
Stranger: JUST SO YOU KNOW
You: ME TOO
Stranger: *****S WILL LAUGH AT YO LINGO
You: ON HYPEBEAST
Stranger: CAUSE I DONT USUALLY TALK LIKE THIS
You: AIGHT DEN MCFUCK
Stranger: WHATEV SONNN
Stranger: HAHA
You: ME NEITHER
You: I LOST MY TRAIN
Stranger: REALLLY
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: CAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING GAY
You: YOU FO SHO
You: YEA*
You: THE FUCK?
Stranger: WELL, IM BOUT TA DIP HOMIE
Stranger: CATCH YA LATER
You: AIGHT DEN
Stranger: PEACE
You: YUUPP
March 29, 2009 @ 07:20 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

Forum wars
March 29, 2009 @ 07:23 PM
10PIECE

Post: 714

Join Date: Jan 2009

Stranger: hi
You: im think about going into porn
Stranger: yeah
You: what do u think
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: not a bad choice
Stranger: depends if ur a girl
Stranger: or a guy
Stranger: though
You: tru
Stranger: which are u
Stranger: ?
You: tranny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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